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Re: Hisbah: The Poor Man’s Police by Benbellamor: 11:29am On Dec 26, 2021
Shame on them all

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Re: Hisbah: The Poor Man’s Police by zicoraads: 11:30am On Dec 26, 2021
Well done Gimba Kakanda. As usual, you're a great read.

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Re: Hisbah: The Poor Man’s Police by lesbiconverter: 11:31am On Dec 26, 2021
Hisbah is not the problem
Islam is

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Re: Hisbah: The Poor Man’s Police by Nobody: 11:32am On Dec 26, 2021
Hisba should go to Dubai, Qatar, Iran, turkey and arrest the civilized Muslims

Confused pple

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Re: Hisbah: The Poor Man’s Police by chibu4u2(m): 11:33am On Dec 26, 2021
slivertongue:
The worst of these tragedies is that the poor Muslim has been brainwashed to see organizations like the Hisbah as the protector of his faith instead of a political tool to keep the him in check—and oppressed

well said!

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Re: Hisbah: The Poor Man’s Police by dingbang(m): 11:33am On Dec 26, 2021
Poverty hisbah and idiotic muric are busy smoking meth. Even their outfit smells.

They should go and channel their grievances to their lord and master booharic alias shecow who is their author and finisher of mumuity.

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Re: Hisbah: The Poor Man’s Police by DLSReigns: 11:34am On Dec 26, 2021
Their antecedents have shown they are truly created for the poor.

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Re: Hisbah: The Poor Man’s Police by Moneyboyz: 11:35am On Dec 26, 2021
Unfortunately these things are here to stay.
Can only be stoped if northerners start going to school and educate themselves through the internet and stuff.

They have been brainwashed, left to breed and children left not catered for in Almajiri shït holes.
They are seen as political tools to win elections and stuff.
Keep them hungry and poor you keep them in check while their supposed leaders steal away their future, all their unfortunate kids in western worlds lavishing our oil money.

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Re: Hisbah: The Poor Man’s Police by tolexy007(m): 11:39am On Dec 26, 2021
Splitmind:
The Hisbah Corps is the best thing to ever happen to Arewa, if not it would have been a sinful and decadent region like the lawless South.


is stealing dollars in Broaday light not a sin? and what did Hisbad do? during yusuf wedding dey play naira maley Am coming and some other indecent songs,at last what happen? what did His Hisbah do about it?

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Re: Hisbah: The Poor Man’s Police by IbileIfe: 11:45am On Dec 26, 2021
[quote author=slivertongue post=108822716]The worst of these tragedies is that the poor Muslim has been brainwashed to see organizations like the Hisbah as the protector of his faith instead of a political tool to keep him in check—and oppressed[/quote]

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Re: Hisbah: The Poor Man’s Police by GardenOfGod(m): 11:48am On Dec 26, 2021
They should bring that Hisbah menace down west so that our yoruba muslems go follow Islamic laws as their northern counterpart are grin

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Re: Hisbah: The Poor Man’s Police by jrusky(m): 11:48am On Dec 26, 2021
In my entire life I'm still wondering why the almanjiri refused to understand there is human before religion.

Look at Dubai, Brunei, Kuwait these are core Muslim countries but yet very very sensible in practising the religion the most annoying thing is Saudi that owned the prophet called Mohmmed are enjoying live freely but the fools religion borrowers up North of my country took it upon themselves and chose to ruin their own lives with it. "Pesin wey money lost from hin hand no cry pipu wey dey help am find it come dey cry" which kain brain the North get baffles me.

I bet it soon these damn bollocks called Hisbah will turn insurgent las las then the North will start saying the South do not help them but now they are silent praising the bitch.

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Re: Hisbah: The Poor Man’s Police by BrashMan: 11:49am On Dec 26, 2021
My only problem with this Hishba is the fact that the rest of the country is just keeping quiet and watch them do all these. They can use their power to press their people. I don't care. But why should they destroy others sources of livelihood in the name of enforcing their pissful religion? What normal human being gets an erection at the sight of an lifless mannequin? What is their problem with someones haircut? Hishba is a terrorist organization in disguise. There is a reason they are only operating in Kano. All northern states are involved. It's only a matter of time before they all join. Kano branch is just to test the waters. Hishba is to the north what the Taliban is to Afghanistan.

My only joy is that, no matter how foolish our southern leaders are? No matter how selfish and greedy they may have sold their birthright to the parasite north, their madness ends in their region.

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Re: Hisbah: The Poor Man’s Police by bizhop01: 12:00pm On Dec 26, 2021
Shariah law and their taxforce hisbah is for poor muslim cool

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Re: Hisbah: The Poor Man’s Police by Benprass(m): 12:01pm On Dec 26, 2021
Instead of me to become a Muslim in this life I rather worship stone


Dominic religion
Demonic followers

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Re: Hisbah: The Poor Man’s Police by Elbinawi: 12:09pm On Dec 26, 2021
Hisbah: The Poor Man’s Police - Nairaland

A pretender in Zamfara state, Yariman Bakura, introduced the fraudulent Shari'a during the government of Obasanjo. Sheikh Ibraheem Zakzaky strongly condemned it and described it as the new tool of exploitation.

The religious police of this fraudulent Shari'a is called "Hisbah".

Nothing emphasizes one’s vulnerability in Northern Nigeria as much as being poor. Poverty in the North is a "sin" despite the fact that the extremely wicked and corrupt Northern Oligarchy deliberately glorify poverty to encapsulate their historic plunder of the public treasury.

The Hisbah guys only goes after the poor and downtrodden. The ruling Northern Oligarchy and the rich are exempted from Shari'a by the Hisbah.

When the daughters of the ruling elites in the North and the rich wear bedroom clothes to parties the Hisbah is missing but if children of the poor dare do this they are arrested, humiliated and detained.

This is not the Islam sent to Prophet Muhammad (sa). This is what is practiced in Saudi Arabia.

The Justice system of Islam is not class-based. All citizens are equal before the true Shari'a. The class of poor and rich is immaterial here. Everybody is equal before the law.

A Jew once took Imam Ali (as) to a Shari'a court. Imam Ali was then the Head of Government. When Imam Ali entered the court the Judge stood up as a gesture of respect. Imam Ali told the Judge that he just committed an act of injustice against the Jew. Imam Ali adviced him that both parties must be treated equally. The Jew because a Muslim because of this.

No doubt Hisbah is a poor man's police in Northern Nigeria.

#ElbinawiTweets

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Re: Hisbah: The Poor Man’s Police by Naijanascam: 12:11pm On Dec 26, 2021
Tormentor of the poor and Friends of the Rich and the political elites....... destroying ordinary people's beers but saluting Rich people's hennessy and moet

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Re: Hisbah: The Poor Man’s Police by lexy2014: 12:14pm On Dec 26, 2021
winterfell007:
Ever since I read that UAE removed all Islamic laws that were not in sync with modern reality and Saudi Arabia, opposedly pinnacle of Islamic values organized the first government-sponsored music concert in the heart of Riyadh where they both allowed males and females to intermingle, I have come to the conclusion that there’s something fundamentally wrong with Hisbah and their affiliated arm called ‘Mumuric’ undecided. Like the article said, they are truly in need of psychiatric evaluation, for one to ban a fashion mannequin in order to forestall men from lusting shows those people are truly retards and lacking in mentality

There's nothing wrong with hisbah. Hisbah is a reflection of the thinking of the leadership and people of Kano and the north at large same way modern day Saudi and UAE are a reflection of same

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Re: Hisbah: The Poor Man’s Police by sapientia(m): 12:27pm On Dec 26, 2021
They are just bullies

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Re: Hisbah: The Poor Man’s Police by Comedian2019: 12:35pm On Dec 26, 2021
I'm waiting for hisba to go and arrest their terrorist brothers in Sambisa. Or is terrorism not unislamic?
Religion of pieces and scatter.
Hypocrisy at it's peak.

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Re: Hisbah: The Poor Man’s Police by Nkitara: 12:39pm On Dec 26, 2021
slivertongue:
the success of the Hisbah isn’t just their political recognition, but their appeal to the sentiments of the Wahhabi ideologues in their jurisdiction. Despite their hypocrisies, they still retain the approval of this group, and as long as the politicians too adhere to the sectarian sentiments, this arrangement is here to stay.
Poor thing

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Re: Hisbah: The Poor Man’s Police by AngelicBeing: 12:44pm On Dec 26, 2021
explosiveskull:
Hisbah should not be blamed solely, it is the religion it is representing. A religion deliberately designed to fit in the libido of one sex starved demon god that has never failed to remind his urchins that any act of terrorism is a service to him and rewardable with 72 pointed breast virgins.

The first grand patron of this religion was a rapist, it is on record how he was penising a 6 year old without remorse but met his doom with rat poison with another jewish woman. He died a miserable death like a rabid dog, was buried but scavenging pigs exhumed his petrifying carcass and ate almost half of his body especially snacking on his scrotal sack like groundnut. The idiot is now pig shit somewhere resting in pieces cos his religion is one of piss.

I no call any religion ooo but the mindset of the people who practice this worthless religion especially in our country is 80% of why Nigeria is still lurking in darkness, imagine what these guys are bothered about and you will see that these guys are not ready for any development, but allow others to go their free way so that you can keep your terrorist religion and enjoy it well like afghans are enjoying theirs, they will say No but lord lugard, let me see how you will make heaven with this abomination you committed.
Chai, see finishing, savages everywhere, una go kill person with laugh for nairaland.com, no dull moment on nairaland.com, your post completely destroyed the Philistine religion and your post also flogged lugard in the grave shocked

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Re: Hisbah: The Poor Man’s Police by Drsmartphilips: 12:48pm On Dec 26, 2021
Benprass:
Instead of me to become a Muslim in this life I rather worship stone


Dominic religion
Demonic followers
you worship a dead jew so I am not surprised
Re: Hisbah: The Poor Man’s Police by kilisi(m): 12:48pm On Dec 26, 2021
explosiveskull:
Hisbah should not be blamed solely, it is the religion it is representing. A religion deliberately designed to fit in the libido of one sex starved demon god that has never failed to remind his urchins that any act of terrorism is a service to him and rewardable with 72 pointed breast virgins.

The first grand patron of this religion was a rapist, it is on record how he was penising a 6 year old without remorse but met his doom with rat poison with another jewish woman. He died a miserable death like a rabid dog, was buried but scavenging pigs exhumed his petrifying carcass and ate almost half of his body especially snacking on his scrotal sack like groundnut. The idiot is now pig shit somewhere resting in pieces cos his religion is one of piss.

I no call any religion ooo but the mindset of the people who practice this worthless religion especially in our country is 80% of why Nigeria is still lurking in darkness, imagine what these guys are bothered about and you will see that these guys are not ready for any development, but allow others to go their free way so that you can keep your terrorist religion and enjoy it well like afghans are enjoying theirs, they will say No but lord lugard, let me see how you will make heaven with this abomination you committed.

grin cheesy cheesy grin cheesy grin grin cheesy

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Re: Hisbah: The Poor Man’s Police by Drsmartphilips: 12:51pm On Dec 26, 2021
AngelicBeing:
Chai, see finishing, savages everywhere, una go kill person with laugh for nairaland.com, no dull moment on nairaland.com, your post completely destroyed the Philistine religion and your post also flogged lugard in the grave shocked
he only made a fool of himself cos Muslims won't worship his murdered god
Re: Hisbah: The Poor Man’s Police by AngelicBeing: 12:54pm On Dec 26, 2021
Drsmartphilips:
he only made a fool of himself cos Muslims won't worship his murdered god
No, he made an excellent post because all He said was the truth, now buzz off my mention you son of belial angry

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Re: Hisbah: The Poor Man’s Police by alezzy13: 12:57pm On Dec 26, 2021
Anybody aroused by a mannequin doesn’t need redemption from a religion. They need vigorous therapy sessions to fight their perversion or even rehab to restore their sanity.

Brutality!! cheesy grin

Abeg na who write this article? He/she deserves an award!

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Re: Hisbah: The Poor Man’s Police by EdiskyHarry: 1:02pm On Dec 26, 2021
Someone write today's date.
This hisbah will be worst than Boko Haram in few years to come.
Boko Haram started this same way.
The northerners were happy thinking it will affect only non Muslims, but today they are all dancing to the tune.

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Re: Hisbah: The Poor Man’s Police by Truthissupreme: 1:08pm On Dec 26, 2021
explosiveskull:
Hisbah should not be blamed solely, it is the religion it is representing. A religion deliberately designed to fit in the libido of one sex starved demon god that has never failed to remind his urchins that any act of terrorism is a service to him and rewardable with 72 pointed breast virgins.

The first grand patron of this religion was a rapist, it is on record how he was penising a 6 year old without remorse but met his doom with rat poison with another jewish woman. He died a miserable death like a rabid dog, was buried but scavenging pigs exhumed his petrifying carcass and ate almost half of his body especially snacking on his scrotal sack like groundnut. The idiot is now pig shit somewhere resting in pieces cos his religion is one of piss.

I no call any religion ooo but the mindset of the people who practice this worthless religion especially in our country is 80% of why Nigeria is still lurking in darkness, imagine what these guys are bothered about and you will see that these guys are not ready for any development, but allow others to go their free way so that you can keep your terrorist religion and enjoy it well like afghans are enjoying theirs, they will say No but lord lugard, let me see how you will make heaven with this abomination you committed.
I had to log in just to laugh

Truth though

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Re: Hisbah: The Poor Man’s Police by meedoLock(m): 1:21pm On Dec 26, 2021
Op is not far from the truth, two cannot drive at a go. This Hisbar operation needs to be revisited, I mean you can't run dua laws of different views and concept within thesame jurisdiction.


The truth they don't want to accept and give in to is that Nigeria is a diversify country and not homogeneous and, such ideology can not work here. The sooner they know this, the better it is for everyone.

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