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Re: Hisbah: The Poor Man’s Police by pazzini: 4:42pm On Dec 26, 2021
Splitmind:
The Hisbah Corps is the best thing to ever happen to Arewa, if not it would have been a sinful and decadent region like the lawless South.
Is there any region more lawless like the north?

Unprovoked maiming and killings everywhere... Is there any other form of lawlessness compared to that?

Absolute disregard for human life that you know not how it came about.

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Re: Hisbah: The Poor Man’s Police by Drsmartphilips: 4:42pm On Dec 26, 2021
explosiveskull:

What is the connotation between Eli Eli and allah allah or una wan rewrite am like thieves the way your drug abusing prophet copied most of bible since as an illiterate there was no other way to add some legitimacy to the gibberish who scurried. No sane person will worship that lunatic imbecilic allah of yours.
your bastard god was nailed like a common thief, enjoy that.
Re: Hisbah: The Poor Man’s Police by Hkff: 5:08pm On Dec 26, 2021
grin
Re: Hisbah: The Poor Man’s Police by explosiveskull(m): 5:16pm On Dec 26, 2021
Drsmartphilips:
your bastard god was nailed like a common thief, enjoy that.

Eweeeh!!! But na him una still dey recognize for una terror manual quoran or whatever you guys call that shitful paper. So you are accepting he was actually nailed to the cross just that it was like a common thief? By the way have you seen someone nailed to the cross with sharwama and five alive juice?
This is getting interesting.
Re: Hisbah: The Poor Man’s Police by explosiveskull(m): 5:17pm On Dec 26, 2021
Drsmartphilips:
xtianity is nauseating,meant for the brainless, we like Islam the way it is, keep crying.

Same way the afghans are enjoying it now right?
Re: Hisbah: The Poor Man’s Police by Emma15678: 5:35pm On Dec 26, 2021
explosiveskull:
Hisbah should not be blamed solely, it is the religion it is representing. A religion deliberately designed to fit in the libido of one sex starved demon god that has never failed to remind his urchins that any act of terrorism is a service to him and rewardable with 72 pointed breast virgins.

The first grand patron of this religion was a rapist, it is on record how he was penising a 6 year old without remorse but met his doom with rat poison with another jewish woman. He died a miserable death like a rabid dog, was buried but scavenging pigs exhumed his petrifying carcass and ate almost half of his body especially snacking on his scrotal sack like groundnut. The idiot is now pig shit somewhere resting in pieces cos his religion is one of piss.

I no call any religion ooo but the mindset of the people who practice this worthless religion especially in our country is 80% of why Nigeria is still lurking in darkness, imagine what these guys are bothered about and you will see that these guys are not ready for any development, but allow others to go their free way so that you can keep your terrorist religion and enjoy it well like afghans are enjoying theirs, they will say No but lord lugard, let me see how you will make heaven with this abomination you committed.

These hooligans and vagabonds wish to export terrorism to the south, that is why they've sent all sorts of diabolical groups as ugm and co to cause chaos in the south and to blame it on IPOB, but we know all these. They females are disillusioned and paranoid without control ejaculating children looking like pikin like rabbits, they jam pack them in this almajiri system to go fend for themselves but they yab the east as baby factory whereas their women are baby industry.

The idiots in that region have started eating grass, we had an example in kastina, they now fuq goats since we boasted them of defiling cattles.
Was it not few weeks ago that bandits met some people in a village celebrating for child naming ceremony, the bandits threw the baby into the boiling stew and force each participant to eat part of the under cooked meat of the dead baby, please how can this religion churn out individuals who could reason up something this gruesome, it happened in same kastina but you will notice it was suppressed from the news instead it is the cannibal story in the east that was planted there by e enemies of the south who 75% worship that demon god and from that useless religion, they planted their stories to destabilise the south but they forget that we don't have a diabolical belief system like their religion, any god that said I should go kill others and myself to come see him, I will slap that god but no these ones fight for their weak and powerless imbechile god. The rich will send their children to oxford university but will go around to be penising the female children of the poor even not minding their age to be sometimes less than 2 years.

That their grand patron the prophet was very lazy and relied on robbing caravans and made trade routes very deadly and dangerous just like his followers have made some of our roads now, a clear example is the path from kogi towards the north, that road is like it is mined, there is no day that bad news won't ooze from that road. Their patron was abusing opium maybe part of this his religion was hallucinations since he also saw angel that was flying with feather wing. Jonsing nymphomaniac lunatic.

Since others made up their mind to secede from them they've used several intimidating prongs to coerce them because they know they are worthless and parasites, others write jamb and fight to get at least 200/400 but it will come to them, they'll be begging them to at least make 2/400 but no, they prefer to be smoking spirogyro in the gutter, sniffing sewer or gum. They are the quota system course baked graduates, educated illiterates that don't know their left from right.

I will keep remembering their atrocities and will update it here.
Merry Christmas my brother and good evening. I can see your million count charge against the Northerns in our dear country called Nigeria. I thank our Lord Jesus Christ for giving me the opportunity to educate you on this issue. As a matter of fact, I am residing in the North so I am not a mere onlooker on this issue. Before I delve in your charges against the Northerns, let me tell you about the amalagation of the Northern and Southern Protectorates. This is why we were joined together.
The British discovered that most of the things lacking in the South were in the North and most of the things lacking in the North were in the South, so uniting the two units would balance the equation. The British was not sure that the union would be perfect but it was theoretically and it was also good for administrative purposes. Nigeria was therefore easier to govern as a country rather than two different Protectorates that needed to import from each other before obtaining average satisfaction. Because of the British uncertainty they decided that after 100 years of unity if any tribe that does not like the union can secede. Now, should Nigeria break up would those problems the British had governing us start again?
Certainly yes. Look at what would happen to a free BIAFRA:
1. Food would be scarce. I don't need to tell you how cheap food would be in a free BIAFRA. I just want you go to any rural market in the S'EAST and find out the cost of the food a person would eat for a week then come to any rural market in the North and do the same. The result of the experiment is that the cost of living in the North is cheaper than that in the South. That is while we are still in Nigeria, should we secede, importers would have to pay import duty and that would discourage them from coming to sell us food.
2. Biafra would experience a weak federal government.
Due to the fact that an ideal Biafra includes the Efiks,Ijaws and all the minority tribes in the S'South; Biafra would be a Federation. This federation would lack the glue that would hold it together. This is because most South Southerners are not so fond of the Igbos they see us as colonists that is why the South South was created. The South South region was also a dangerous saboteur in the days of Biafra.
3. Biafra would finally fail.
Because most Igbo politicians are corrupt they would loot the country dry untill we cannot longer pay our military and they would finally revolt and the state would collapse.
4. Militancy
Once there's a Biafran republic the Niger Deltans would agitate for their own republic. This would lead to a large scale of banditry.
Luckily there would never be a Biafran republic because most of the Igbos have seen how the Biafran army would behave, how they would be eating their citizens, e.t.c
Addressing your aggression against Northerns
1. You accused bandits of cannibalism, I want you to answer this with a tag of the link where you found the story of bandits frying a baby and feeding it to people. Note: Do not bring me any story written by Gazette Nigeria of Sahara Reporters, they have a reputation of making unfounded claims.
2. I laughed when you said that the Northerns are importing terrorism to the South. Okay good and fine let me ask you these questions:
1.Was the Eastern Security Network not established to provide security for Easterns?
2. Did they eject bandits from S'Eastern forests?
3. Did they ever kill a popular Mai suya in Imo state?
4. Did they ever kill four Northern trader that had a legitimate business?
5. Did they eject most peaceful Northerns from the South East?
If you answered yes to all the above questions now proceed with part B.
1. What is the ESN doing to curb the Unknown Gunmen menace in the East?
2. What have they been doing in bushes ridden of herdsmen since the arrest of Kanu?
3. This Unknown Gunmen are known to reside in the bushes and if we are to believe the IPOB her Eastern Security Network also resides in the bushes so why is this ESN peacefully co-existing with Northern terrorists in their land?
4. In several instances before the arrest of Nnamdi Kanu, Nnamdi Kanu instructed his ESN to burn down police stations and attacks officers on duty but when asked he always denied the involvement of the ESN in the activity and it would be blamed on Unknown Gunmen kindly explain this phenomenon.
5. What tribe are these Unknown Gunmen from? Answer based on data they give when they are paraded by the law enforcement agencies.
6. Why were they based on military targets and not civilian targets at first.
7. Why did they not surface long ago before the creation of ESN?
8. Why are they fighting the state?
9. What are they agitating for?
10. What items are recovered whenever they are attacked by security agents?
If you were honest while answering the questions you would realise that the UGM is a masked agency of IPOB to be able to unleash all the terror in their bags and still blame the DSS.
On your aggression with the Islamic religion; I advise you to take a walk to any mosque in the South and list them to the Chief Imam you would get all your answers.
God bless Nigeria
God bless you
One Nigeria

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Re: Hisbah: The Poor Man’s Police by DAVE5(m): 5:50pm On Dec 26, 2021
explosiveskull:
Hisbah should not be blamed solely, it is the religion it is representing. A religion deliberately designed to fit in the libido of one sex starved demon god that has never failed to remind his urchins that any act of terrorism is a service to him and rewardable with 72 pointed breast virgins.

The first grand patron of this religion was a rapist, it is on record how he was penising a 6 year old without remorse but met his doom with rat poison with another jewish woman. He died a miserable death like a rabid dog, was buried but scavenging pigs exhumed his petrifying carcass and ate almost half of his body especially snacking on his scrotal sack like groundnut. The idiot is now pig shit somewhere resting in pieces cos his religion is one of piss.

I no call any religion ooo but the mindset of the people who practice this worthless religion especially in our country is 80% of why Nigeria is still lurking in darkness, imagine what these guys are bothered about and you will see that these guys are not ready for any development, but allow others to go their free way so that you can keep your terrorist religion and enjoy it well like afghans are enjoying theirs, they will say No but lord lugard, let me see how you will make heaven with this abomination you committed.

These hooligans and vagabonds wish to export terrorism to the south, that is why they've sent all sorts of diabolical groups as ugm and co to cause chaos in the south and to blame it on IPOB, but we know all these. They females are disillusioned and paranoid without control ejaculating children looking like pikin like rabbits, they jam pack them in this almajiri system to go fend for themselves but they yab the east as baby factory whereas their women are baby industry.

The idiots in that region have started eating grass, we had an example in kastina, they now fuq goats since we boasted them of defiling cattles.
Was it not few weeks ago that bandits met some people in a village celebrating for child naming ceremony, the bandits threw the baby into the boiling stew and force each participant to eat part of the under cooked meat of the dead baby, please how can this religion churn out individuals who could reason up something this gruesome, it happened in same kastina but you will notice it was suppressed from the news instead it is the cannibal story in the east that was planted there by e enemies of the south who 75% worship that demon god and from that useless religion, they planted their stories to destabilise the south but they forget that we don't have a diabolical belief system like their religion, any god that said I should go kill others and myself to come see him, I will slap that god but no these ones fight for their weak and powerless imbechile god. The rich will send their children to oxford university but will go around to be penising the female children of the poor even not minding their age to be sometimes less than 2 years.

That their grand patron the prophet was very lazy and relied on robbing caravans and made trade routes very deadly and dangerous just like his followers have made some of our roads now, a clear example is the path from kogi towards the north, that road is like it is mined, there is no day that bad news won't ooze from that road. Their patron was abusing opium maybe part of this his religion was hallucinations since he also saw angel that was flying with feather wing. Jonsing nymphomaniac lunatic.

Since others made up their mind to secede from them they've used several intimidating prongs to coerce them because they know they are worthless and parasites, others write jamb and fight to get at least 200/400 but it will come to them, they'll be begging them to at least make 2/400 but no, they prefer to be smoking spirogyro in the gutter, sniffing sewer or gum. They are the quota system course baked graduates, educated illiterates that don't know their left from right.

I will keep remembering their atrocities and will update it here.

I’m short of words man
Re: Hisbah: The Poor Man’s Police by explosiveskull(m): 5:54pm On Dec 26, 2021
Emma15678:

Merry Christmas my brother and good evening. I can see your million count charge against the Northerns in our dear country called Nigeria. I thank our Lord Jesus Christ for giving me the opportunity to educate you on this issue. As a matter of fact, I am residing in the North so I am not a mere onlooker on this issue. Before I delve in your charges against the Northerns, let me tell you about the amalagation of the Northern and Southern Protectorates. This is why we were joined together.
The British discovered that most of the things lacking in the South were in the North and most of the things lacking in the North were in the South, so uniting the two units would balance the equation. The British was not sure that the union would be perfect but it was theoretically and it was also good for administrative purposes. Nigeria was therefore easier to govern as a country rather than two different Protectorates that needed to import from each other before obtaining average satisfaction. Because of the British uncertainty they decided that after 100 years of unity if any tribe that does not like the union can secede. Now, should Nigeria break up would those problems the British had governing us start again?
Certainly yes. Look at what would happen to a free BIAFRA:
1. Food would be scarce. I don't need to tell you how cheap food would be in a free BIAFRA. I just want you go to any rural market in the S'EAST and find out the cost of the food a person would eat for a week then come to any rural market in the North and do the same. The result of the experiment is that the cost of living in the North is cheaper than that in the South. That is while we are still in Nigeria, should we secede, importers would have to pay import duty and that would discourage them from coming to sell us food.
2. Biafra would experience a weak federal government.
Due to the fact that an ideal Biafra includes the Efiks,Ijaws and all the minority tribes in the S'South; Biafra would be a Federation. This federation would lack the glue that would hold it together. This is because most South Southerners are not so fond of the Igbos they see us as colonists that is why the South South was created. The South South region was also a dangerous saboteur in the days of Biafra.
3. Biafra would finally fail.
Because most Igbo politicians are corrupt they would loot the country dry untill we cannot longer pay our military and they would finally revolt and the state would collapse.
4. Militancy
Once there's a Biafran republic the Niger Deltans would agitate for their own republic. This would lead to a large scale of banditry.
Luckily there would never be a Biafran republic because most of the Igbos have seen how the Biafran army would behave, how they would be eating their citizens, e.t.c
Addressing your aggression against Northerns
1. You accused bandits of cannibalism, I want you to answer this with a tag of the link where you found the story of bandits frying a baby and feeding it to people. Note: Do not bring me any story written by Gazette Nigeria of Sahara Reporters, they have a reputation of making unfounded claims.
2. I laughed when you said that the Northerns are importing terrorism to the South. Okay good and fine let me ask you these questions:
1.Was the Eastern Security Network not established to provide security for Easterns?
2. Did they eject bandits from S'Eastern forests?
3. Did they ever kill a popular Mai suya in Imo state?
4. Did they ever kill four Northern trader that had a legitimate business?
5. Did they eject most peaceful Northerns from the South East?
If you answered yes to all the above questions now proceed with part B.
1. What is the ESN doing to curb the Unknown Gunmen menace in the East?
2. What have they been doing in bushes ridden of herdsmen since the arrest of Kanu?
3. This Unknown Gunmen are known to reside in the bushes and if we are to believe the IPOB her Eastern Security Network also resides in the bushes so why is this ESN peacefully co-existing with Northern terrorists in their land?
4. In several instances before the arrest of Nnamdi Kanu, Nnamdi Kanu instructed his ESN to burn down police stations and attacks officers on duty but when asked he always denied the involvement of the ESN in the activity and it would be blamed on Unknown Gunmen kindly explain this phenomenon.
5. What tribe are these Unknown Gunmen from? Answer based on data they give when they are paraded by the law enforcement agencies.
6. Why were they based on military targets and not civilian targets at first.
7. Why did they not surface long ago before the creation of ESN?
8. Why are they fighting the state?
9. What are they agitating for?
10. What items are recovered whenever they are attacked by security agents?
If you were honest while answering the questions you would realise that the UGM is a masked agency of IPOB to be able to unleash all the terror in their bags and still blame the DSS.
On your aggression with the Islamic religion; I advise you to take a walk to any mosque in the South and list them to the Chief Imam you would get all your answers.
God bless Nigeria
God bless you
One Nigeria

So you quoted me for all those trash that I couldn't read O'! Parasitic Unity begger, I've heard you, you should know that I had no chance to read all those your gibberish and that I will set up a committee to look into your problems infact you can say that we are on top of your problems now. Another thing is that am circumcised, how can a cheap uncircumcised pretending bastard doltish mohammedian be my brother, God forbid evil, tueeeh!!!
You know I recognised your pathetic moniker, I can only answer your questions after you have finished answering the ones I asked you in the previous thread. But why would you a mohammedian be hiding using a christian name, are you that cursed that your real arabic name is embarrassing you or can't you answer your village name or aren't you proud of your tribe? You masked your real terrorist muslim self just to sound politically right.

Was prophet mohammed robbing caravans and traders or not?
Another simple question added to the previous ones you've not finished answering.



Thank you.

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Re: Hisbah: The Poor Man’s Police by Emma15678: 6:21pm On Dec 26, 2021
explosiveskull:


So you quoted me for all those trash that I couldn't read O'! Parasitic Unity begger, I've heard you, you should know that I had no chance to read all those your gibberish and that I will set up a committee to look into your problems infact you can say that we are on top of your problems now. Another thing is that am circumcised, how can a cheap uncircumcised pretending bastard doltish mohammedian be my brother, God forbid evil, tueeeh!!!
You know I recognised your pathetic moniker, I can only answer your questions after you have finished answering the ones I asked you in the previous thread. But why would you a mohammedian be hiding using a christian name, are you that cursed that your real arabic name is embarrassing you or can't you answer your village name or aren't you proud of your tribe? You masked your real terrorist muslim self just to sound politically right.

Was prophet mohammed robbing caravans and traders or not?
Another simple question added to the previous ones you've not finished answering.



Thank you.
Are you that useless IPOB cannibal I dealt with that was using the name Allahismad? If yes, I am very sorry for you. I am not a Muslim, I am a proud Christian just that I am not an ethnic fanatic like you. I don't support terrorist organizations like you. I am praying that the secret science team will complete the secret social media monitor meant to track useless terrorist on social media then I would be the one to lead the DSS to your house, my prayer is that APC would win the coming elections so that the research would be well funded. If I revealed my true identity to you you would not be trading these words with me. I would have you sued for hate speech one day. Be careful. The DSS will come for you very soon if you continue with your behavior. Very soon social media would lose her mask. Mind you if Mohammed was robbing caravans in Medina I don't know, I am not a Muslim and nothing concerns me with their religion. I will continue answering you so that you will not corrupt an innocent reader on this chat room one day. I am going to answer your questions right now. Then you must answer mine to prove your honor
Re: Hisbah: The Poor Man’s Police by Emma15678: 6:21pm On Dec 26, 2021
explosiveskull:


So you quoted me for all those trash that I couldn't read O'! Parasitic Unity begger, I've heard you, you should know that I had no chance to read all those your gibberish and that I will set up a committee to look into your problems infact you can say that we are on top of your problems now. Another thing is that am circumcised, how can a cheap uncircumcised pretending bastard doltish mohammedian be my brother, God forbid evil, tueeeh!!!
You know I recognised your pathetic moniker, I can only answer your questions after you have finished answering the ones I asked you in the previous thread. But why would you a mohammedian be hiding using a christian name, are you that cursed that your real arabic name is embarrassing you or can't you answer your village name or aren't you proud of your tribe? You masked your real terrorist muslim self just to sound politically right.

Was prophet mohammed robbing caravans and traders or not?
Another simple question added to the previous ones you've not finished answering.



Thank you.
Are you that useless IPOB cannibal I dealt with that was using the name Allahismad? If yes, I am very sorry for you. I am not a Muslim, I am a proud Christian just that I am not an ethnic fanatic like you. I don't support terrorist organizations like you. I am praying that the secret science team will complete the secret social media monitor meant to track useless terrorist on social media then I would be the one to lead the DSS to your house, my prayer is that APC would win the coming elections so that the research would be well funded. If I revealed my true identity to you you would not be trading these words with me. I would have you sued for hate speech one day. Be careful. The DSS will come for you very soon if you continue with your behavior. Very soon social media would lose her mask. Mind you if Mohammed was robbing caravans in Medina I don't know, I am not a Muslim and nothing concerns me with their religion. I will continue answering you so that you will not corrupt an innocent reader on this chat room one day. I am going to answer your questions right now. Then you must answer mine to prove your honor.

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Re: Hisbah: The Poor Man’s Police by explosiveskull(m): 8:28pm On Dec 26, 2021
Emma15678:

Are you that useless IPOB cannibal I dealt with that was using the name Allahismad? If yes, I am very sorry for you. I am not a Muslim, I am a proud Christian just that I am not an ethnic fanatic like you. I don't support terrorist organizations like you. I am praying that the secret science team will complete the secret social media monitor meant to track useless terrorist on social media then I would be the one to lead the DSS to your house, my prayer is that APC would win the coming elections so that the research would be well funded. If I revealed my true identity to you you would not be trading these words with me. I would have you sued for hate speech one day. Be careful. The DSS will come for you very soon if you continue with your behavior. Very soon social media would lose her mask. Mind you if Mohammed was robbing caravans in Medina I don't know, I am not a Muslim and nothing concerns me with their religion. I will continue answering you so that you will not corrupt an innocent reader on this chat room one day. I am going to answer your questions right now. Then you must answer mine to prove your honor.

So you see light and darkness has noting in common. You can now face the female cattle you were defiling before I disturbed you.
I just weak for all these born by mistakes their almajiri rabbit mothers gave birth to by miscarriage that is using their bmc 30k to claim oloye online like nairaland. tueeeh!

Before I forget you are a fat FOOL for saying you'd sue me for hate speech idiot. I wish I can make you to know my real person na thunder go blow your blockus to the high heavens before you go reach that police station. One idiot that have been eating grass before apc placed him on 30k life support is claiming woke, ordinary electronic voting you guys are scared of passing it is cyber monitoring that you can do, so out of all the economic, security, infrastructural problems plaguing this country, it is only how to monitor those that are speaking against the cluelessness of the regime that your dull President Buhari sefs can solve, these are more information to allay that apc is a useless political party, very senseless set of buffoons, imagine we are thinking it is only buhari that is a dullard, so almost 80% of these apc urchins are dullard, no wonder things are upside down, a man's house is on fire and he is here speaking english.
Abeg getat effi gambia. Agadi na agwo ofe.

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Re: Hisbah: The Poor Man’s Police by Emma15678: 8:58pm On Dec 26, 2021
explosiveskull:


So you see light and darkness has noting in common. You can now face the female cattle you were defiling before I disturbed you.
I just weak for all these born by mistakes their almajiri rabbit mothers gave to by miscarriage that is using their bmc 30k to claim oloye online tueeeh!

Before I forget you are a fat FOOL for saying you'd sue me for hate speech idiot. I wish I can make you to know my real person na thunder go blow your blockus to the high heavens before you go reach that police station.
You think I don't know you, member of the Indigenous People of Biafra under propaganda department. I laugh because you are being trailed by the DSS, your pictures would soon appear on nairaland. I will never reveal who I am to you. Your weapons can never prosper against me. I am well equipped with the weapons of the Spirit. Acting on the spirit of God in me, I neutralize your diabolic powers, in Jesus name. Amen. The King of Kings is against your cause. Do not worry your file is already open. I know you and you know me. We both know ourselves and we don't need to say I am Mr. So so of so so department. The Bible says that when a thief is caught he is made to pay seven times what he has stolen. As an innocent citizen fighting to avoid an insurrection that can claim lives of people I am walking on God's course and that cause can never fail. You mentioned that you are opening a committee, no gathering against me shall prosper. In Jesus name. Amen. Your gathering will scatter and fall. In Jesus name. Amen. This is because it is without the Lord Jesus Christ. You said I can't report you at the police; you're right am reporting you to the Department of State Security. They are the arm of the executive is meant to ensure political stability and you are trying to enact political instability. Now standing on the word of God in the book of Psalm chapter 149:7 which gives me the authority to execute vengeance upon the heathen and punishments upon the people. Verse 9 of the same chapter to execute written judgement. I decree upon you a curse of madness this is because:
You have incited violence
You have lied
You are planning to attack and innocent child of God.
You have no right to attack an innocent citizen, I do this to save your soul from more corruption to the perfect day. Repent before it is too late. Stop inciting people, stop opening dead scars if you refuse to repent then the sword of the Lord is coming against you. If have ears do hear. Listen to the words of the Lord. I repeat I am not collecting N30,000 allowance from anybody because I am far above it.
Repent for God still loves you. My only offence is that I refused to let you corrupt the heart of innocent people that will scroll this thread. Have a rethink. Go and surrender to the nearest military base, as far as you surrender you would not be killed, you would be rehabilitated and re-intergrated into the community. God bless you and may he touch your heart.
Re: Hisbah: The Poor Man’s Police by Emma15678: 12:34am On Dec 27, 2021
explosiveskull:


So you see light and darkness has noting in common. You can now face the female cattle you were defiling before I disturbed you.
I just weak for all these born by mistakes their almajiri rabbit mothers gave birth to by miscarriage that is using their bmc 30k to claim oloye online like nairaland. tueeeh!

Before I forget you are a fat FOOL for saying you'd sue me for hate speech idiot. I wish I can make you to know my real person na thunder go blow your blockus to the high heavens before you go reach that police station. One idiot that have been eating grass before apc placed him on 30k life support is claiming woke, ordinary electronic voting you guys are scared of passing it is cyber monitoring that you can do, so out of all the economic, security, infrastructural problems plaguing this country, it is only how to monitor those that are speaking against the cluelessness of the regime that your dull President Buhari sefs can solve, these are more information to allay that apc is a useless political party, very senseless set of buffoons, imagine we are thinking it is only buhari that is a dullard, so almost 80% of these apc urchins are dullard, no wonder things are upside down, a man's house is on fire and he is here speaking english.
Abeg getat effi gambia. Agadi na agwo ofe.
Look if not that this is a public platform, I would not have bothered to answer you. We the APC government is interested in cyber-monitoring because we observed that useless terrorists like you are using it to commit crimes social media was used by your cannibal leader to hijack the ENDSARS protests. We have to cage the media.
2. You are not speaking against the government you are inciting people against the government. So what do you expect people to do after reading your long hate speech? Of course you expect them to kill all Muslims but am sorry I am here to counter you.
3. Did I hear you say that APC placed me on life support? Then you must be very crazy. Ooh sorry, you are not crazy, your cannibals has finally digested the brain with the help of siphons. Your brain is lost. If APC is a clueless government then I don't know what to call the PDP government that looted our treasury to the extent that we needed to borrow since 2016 to find our budget. Under Jonathan, Oil was never sold for a price less than $100/barrel while oil sold for less than $50 under the 'clueless APC government' With this low income and the stupidity of the former government that never made Hay while the sun shone. With the money Nigeria had under Jonathan we could have built mega-electricity projects to help generate more income apart from oil, we could have built more agric projects, we could have restored the Nigerian economy to a state of normalcy making it at par with the US dollar. Unfortunately the government choose to buy bras. Shame on you and your useless IPOB and PDP. Let me repeat to you, I am above thirty thousand naira allowance ask your spies to find out my pay, your guesses continue to tickle me. Now under your PDP government, Boko Haram held a territory as large as Belgium in this country, how did all those territory leave their control? If there's any terrorist government we had, it is the PDP.
Re: Hisbah: The Poor Man’s Police by Godlymama12: 12:40am On Dec 27, 2021
Emma15678:

Look if not that this is a public platform, I would not have bothered to answer you. We the APC government is interested in cyber-monitoring because we observed that useless terrorists like you are using it to commit crimes social media was used by your cannibal leader to hijack the ENDSARS protests. We have to cage the media.
2. You are not speaking against the government you are inciting people against the government. So what do you expect people to do after reading your long hate speech? Of course you expect them to kill all Muslims but am sorry I am here to counter you.
3. Did I hear you say that APC placed me on life support? Then you must be very crazy. Ooh sorry, you are not crazy, your cannibals has finally digested the brain with the help of siphons. Your brain is lost. If APC is a clueless government then I don't know what to call the PDP government that looted our treasury to the extent that we needed to borrow since 2016 to find our budget. Under Jonathan, Oil was never sold for a price less than $100/barrel while oil sold for less than $50 under the 'clueless APC government' With this low income and the stupidity of the former government that never made Hay while the sun shone. With the money Nigeria had under Jonathan we could have built mega-electricity projects to help generate more income apart from oil, we could have built more agric projects, we could have restored the Nigerian economy to a state of normalcy making it at par with the US dollar. Unfortunately the government choose to buy bras. Shame on you and your useless IPOB and PDP. Let me repeat to you, I am above thirty thousand naira allowance ask your spies to find out my pay, your guesses continue to tickle me. Now under your PDP government, Boko Haram held a territory as large as Belgium in this country, how did all those territory leave their control? If there's any terrorist government we had, it is the PDP.


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Re: Hisbah: The Poor Man’s Police by Naughtysex: 6:45am On Dec 27, 2021
Anyone who believe in a foreign religion is a slave And a slave must behave like a slave, you only do what they want you to do
Re: Hisbah: The Poor Man’s Police by explosiveskull(m): 8:47am On Dec 27, 2021
Emma15678:

Look if not that this is a public platform, I would not have bothered to answer you. We the APC government is interested in cyber-monitoring because we observed that useless terrorists like you are using it to commit crimes social media was used by your cannibal leader to hijack the ENDSARS protests. We have to cage the media.
2. You are not speaking against the government you are inciting people against the government. So what do you expect people to do after reading your long hate speech? Of course you expect them to kill all Muslims but am sorry I am here to counter you.
3. Did I hear you say that APC placed me on life support? Then you must be very crazy. Ooh sorry, you are not crazy, your cannibals has finally digested the brain with the help of siphons. Your brain is lost. If APC is a clueless government then I don't know what to call the PDP government that looted our treasury to the extent that we needed to borrow since 2016 to find our budget. Under Jonathan, Oil was never sold for a price less than $100/barrel while oil sold for less than $50 under the 'clueless APC government' With this low income and the stupidity of the former government that never made Hay while the sun shone. With the money Nigeria had under Jonathan we could have built mega-electricity projects to help generate more income apart from oil, we could have built more agric projects, we could have restored the Nigerian economy to a state of normalcy making it at par with the US dollar. Unfortunately the government choose to buy bras. Shame on you and your useless IPOB and PDP. Let me repeat to you, I am above thirty thousand naira allowance ask your spies to find out my pay, your guesses continue to tickle me. Now under your PDP government, Boko Haram held a territory as large as Belgium in this country, how did all those territory leave their control? If there's any terrorist government we had, it is the PDP.

But you've been having craw craw to answer why not now?
The deadly mistake you made is to include political party to what am doing. I never told you I support any political party, as it is in Nigeria now I support myself, my soul and my body and don't care about any official thiefs in agbada or sell my destiny and that of my descendants because of 30k.
Abeg getata.

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Re: Hisbah: The Poor Man’s Police by explosiveskull(m): 8:55am On Dec 27, 2021
Emma15678:

Look if not that this is a public platform, I would not have bothered to answer you. We the APC government is interested in cyber-monitoring because we observed that useless terrorists like you are using it to commit crimes social media was used by your cannibal leader to hijack the ENDSARS protests. We have to cage the media.
2. You are not speaking against the government you are inciting people against the government. So what do you expect people to do after reading your long hate speech? Of course you expect them to kill all Muslims but am sorry I am here to counter you.
3. Did I hear you say that APC placed me on life support? Then you must be very crazy. Ooh sorry, you are not crazy, your cannibals has finally digested the brain with the help of siphons. Your brain is lost. If APC is a clueless government then I don't know what to call the PDP government that looted our treasury to the extent that we needed to borrow since 2016 to find our budget. Under Jonathan, Oil was never sold for a price less than $100/barrel while oil sold for less than $50 under the 'clueless APC government' With this low income and the stupidity of the former government that never made Hay while the sun shone. With the money Nigeria had under Jonathan we could have built mega-electricity projects to help generate more income apart from oil, we could have built more agric projects, we could have restored the Nigerian economy to a state of normalcy making it at par with the US dollar. Unfortunately the government choose to buy bras. Shame on you and your useless IPOB and PDP. Let me repeat to you, I am above thirty thousand naira allowance ask your spies to find out my pay, your guesses continue to tickle me. Now under your PDP government, Boko Haram held a territory as large as Belgium in this country, how did all those territory leave their control? If there's any terrorist government we had, it is the PDP.

Olodo muturu ndama with void common sense, you are talking like a robot that use battery, soon that battery go run down and you'll shut up.
So you and your clueless government didn't know there was no money in the treasury before promising Nigerians heaven on earth, scammers.
Where is the 1 dollar = 1 naira?
Constant electricity in 3 months?
You will end insurgency in 6 months?
Is it not better how the security was before than now that not less than 100 km from the capital we have bandits, terrorists, etc annexing parts of Nigeria and collecting tax even running a government; which kind of government does it happen under its regime.
Bunch of clueless bastards, leave your home to terrorists and bandits and be pursuing ipob, when you will come back to your senses maybe you'll not see anywhere to sleep again, you can contact me, I have a pig pen and will give you one pen to sleep in.

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Re: Hisbah: The Poor Man’s Police by explosiveskull(m): 8:59am On Dec 27, 2021
Emma15678:

You think I don't know you, member of the Indigenous People of Biafra under propaganda department. I laugh because you are being trailed by the DSS, your pictures would soon appear on nairaland. I will never reveal who I am to you. Your weapons can never prosper against me. I am well equipped with the weapons of the Spirit. Acting on the spirit of God in me, I neutralize your diabolic powers, in Jesus name. Amen. The King of Kings is against your cause. Do not worry your file is already open. I know you and you know me. We both know ourselves and we don't need to say I am Mr. So so of so so department. The Bible says that when a thief is caught he is made to pay seven times what he has stolen. As an innocent citizen fighting to avoid an insurrection that can claim lives of people I am walking on God's course and that cause can never fail. You mentioned that you are opening a committee, no gathering against me shall prosper. In Jesus name. Amen. Your gathering will scatter and fall. In Jesus name. Amen. This is because it is without the Lord Jesus Christ. You said I can't report you at the police; you're right am reporting you to the Department of State Security. They are the arm of the executive is meant to ensure political stability and you are trying to enact political instability. Now standing on the word of God in the book of Psalm chapter 149:7 which gives me the authority to execute vengeance upon the heathen and punishments upon the people. Verse 9 of the same chapter to execute written judgement. I decree upon you a curse of madness this is because:
You have incited violence
You have lied
You are planning to attack and innocent child of God.
You have no right to attack an innocent citizen, I do this to save your soul from more corruption to the perfect day. Repent before it is too late. Stop inciting people, stop opening dead scars if you refuse to repent then the sword of the Lord is coming against you. If have ears do hear. Listen to the words of the Lord. I repeat I am not collecting N30,000 allowance from anybody because I am far above it.
Repent for God still loves you. My only offence is that I refused to let you corrupt the heart of innocent people that will scroll this thread. Have a rethink. Go and surrender to the nearest military base, as far as you surrender you would not be killed, you would be rehabilitated and re-intergrated into the community. God bless you and may he touch your heart.

This idiot is actually calling the name of God in vain, when I think I've seen it all now these. Talking about diabolical powers no be witchcraft you and apc dey use the blood of Nigerians to renew your battery, time is coming and even you own supporters will stone you people out cos it is gradually touching everybody even the female cattle you do defile now ask you for money for short time. Abeg go manage your 30k cos January get 77th ooo and that harmattan hunger dey cause diabetes hope you stack your insulin if not en don be for you.

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Re: Hisbah: The Poor Man’s Police by explosiveskull(m): 9:04am On Dec 27, 2021
Emma15678:

You think I don't know you, member of the Indigenous People of Biafra under propaganda department. I laugh because you are being trailed by the DSS, your pictures would soon appear on nairaland. I will never reveal who I am to you. Your weapons can never prosper against me. I am well equipped with the weapons of the Spirit. Acting on the spirit of God in me, I neutralize your diabolic powers, in Jesus name. Amen. The King of Kings is against your cause. Do not worry your file is already open. I know you and you know me. We both know ourselves and we don't need to say I am Mr. So so of so so department. The Bible says that when a thief is caught he is made to pay seven times what he has stolen. As an innocent citizen fighting to avoid an insurrection that can claim lives of people I am walking on God's course and that cause can never fail. You mentioned that you are opening a committee, no gathering against me shall prosper. In Jesus name. Amen. Your gathering will scatter and fall. In Jesus name. Amen. This is because it is without the Lord Jesus Christ. You said I can't report you at the police; you're right am reporting you to the Department of State Security. They are the arm of the executive is meant to ensure political stability and you are trying to enact political instability. Now standing on the word of God in the book of Psalm chapter 149:7 which gives me the authority to execute vengeance upon the heathen and punishments upon the people. Verse 9 of the same chapter to execute written judgement. I decree upon you a curse of madness this is because:
You have incited violence
You have lied
You are planning to attack and innocent child of God.
You have no right to attack an innocent citizen, I do this to save your soul from more corruption to the perfect day. Repent before it is too late. Stop inciting people, stop opening dead scars if you refuse to repent then the sword of the Lord is coming against you. If have ears do hear. Listen to the words of the Lord. I repeat I am not collecting N30,000 allowance from anybody because I am far above it.
Repent for God still loves you. My only offence is that I refused to let you corrupt the heart of innocent people that will scroll this thread. Have a rethink. Go and surrender to the nearest military base, as far as you surrender you would not be killed, you would be rehabilitated and re-intergrated into the community. God bless you and may he touch your heart.


Who will attack you? Me? You are really joking, its like you had no home parental care when you were small, they never bought a toy for you so you play with everything.
Who has that time or you, instead of me to do that, I'll look for one bush fowl to blow the yash with breeze. Just imagine a misfit gloating on how important he is to the extent I'll use my precious time to be hunting for you if to say you are bush meat en for make sense just that bush meat even better pass you.
Abeg comot my mention.

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Re: Hisbah: The Poor Man’s Police by explosiveskull(m): 9:07am On Dec 27, 2021
Emma15678:

You think I don't know you, member of the Indigenous People of Biafra under propaganda department. I laugh because you are being trailed by the DSS, your pictures would soon appear on nairaland. I will never reveal who I am to you. Your weapons can never prosper against me. I am well equipped with the weapons of the Spirit. Acting on the spirit of God in me, I neutralize your diabolic powers, in Jesus name. Amen. The King of Kings is against your cause. Do not worry your file is already open. I know you and you know me. We both know ourselves and we don't need to say I am Mr. So so of so so department. The Bible says that when a thief is caught he is made to pay seven times what he has stolen. As an innocent citizen fighting to avoid an insurrection that can claim lives of people I am walking on God's course and that cause can never fail. You mentioned that you are opening a committee, no gathering against me shall prosper. In Jesus name. Amen. Your gathering will scatter and fall. In Jesus name. Amen. This is because it is without the Lord Jesus Christ. You said I can't report you at the police; you're right am reporting you to the Department of State Security. They are the arm of the executive is meant to ensure political stability and you are trying to enact political instability. Now standing on the word of God in the book of Psalm chapter 149:7 which gives me the authority to execute vengeance upon the heathen and punishments upon the people. Verse 9 of the same chapter to execute written judgement. I decree upon you a curse of madness this is because:
You have incited violence
You have lied
You are planning to attack and innocent child of God.
You have no right to attack an innocent citizen, I do this to save your soul from more corruption to the perfect day. Repent before it is too late. Stop inciting people, stop opening dead scars if you refuse to repent then the sword of the Lord is coming against you. If have ears do hear. Listen to the words of the Lord. I repeat I am not collecting N30,000 allowance from anybody because I am far above it.
Repent for God still loves you. My only offence is that I refused to let you corrupt the heart of innocent people that will scroll this thread. Have a rethink. Go and surrender to the nearest military base, as far as you surrender you would not be killed, you would be rehabilitated and re-intergrated into the community. God bless you and may he touch your heart.

Ask someone that the brain is still functioning to always proofread the bullshit you write before posting,, just imagine the loquacious nonsense that you scribble, are you high on drugs?

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Re: Hisbah: The Poor Man’s Police by Emma15678: 9:18am On Dec 27, 2021
explosiveskull:


This idiot is actually calling the name of God in vain, when I think I've seen it all now these. Talking about diabolical powers no be witchcraft you and apc dey use the blood of Nigerians to renew your battery, time is coming and even you own supporters will stone you people out cos it is gradually touching everybody even the female cattle you do defile now ask you for money for short time. Abeg go manage your 30k cos January get 77th ooo and that harmattan hunger dey cause diabetes hope you stack your insulin if not en don be for you.
I reject spirit of Diabetes in Jesus name. Amen. There are several reports where IPOB cannibals were arrested with charms. Kindly find that kind of phenomenon in the history of the APC. I am so sorry for you cannibals because you lack sense. Instead of insulting me on this platform, I advise you to go and wash away all the hatred your OHAMADIKE has poured inside you. If I were you but Godforbid I would first surrender my life to Christ and surrender at the nearest military base before the DSS gets you. There's a good will exercise in the military, if you surrender you would be pardoned but should you continue answering rubbish know that the time is ticking. Before you said I am a Muslim but when you picked up that bit of your brain that blew up you now say am calling the name of God in vain. Do you know the meaning of calling God's name in vain? Which church do you even attend? Go and read your Bible.
One word for you, STOP TAKING MKPURUMIRI.
Re: Hisbah: The Poor Man’s Police by explosiveskull(m): 9:22am On Dec 27, 2021
Benprass:
Instead of me to become a Muslim in this life I rather worship stone


Dominic religion
Demonic followers

You even go far, instead of me to have anything to do with islam I will buy a packet of yale cabin biscuit, eat all the cabin and tie wrapper on the empty packet and worship it even kill fowl and blow ogogoro on it as sacrifice to it.

Islam a very useless religion.

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Re: Hisbah: The Poor Man’s Police by Emma15678: 9:28am On Dec 27, 2021
explosiveskull:


Olodo muturu ndama with void common sense, you are talking like a robot that use battery, soon that battery go run down and you'll shut up.
So you and your clueless government didn't know there was no money in the treasury before promising Nigerians heaven on earth, scammers.
Where is the 1 dollar = 1 naira?
Constant electricity in 3 months?
You will end insurgency in 6 months?
Is it not better how the security was before than now that not less than 100 km from the capital we have bandits, terrorists, etc annexing parts of Nigeria and collecting tax even running a government; which kind of government does it happen under its regime.
Bunch of clueless bastards, leave your home to terrorists and bandits and be pursuing ipob, when you will come back to your senses maybe you'll not see anywhere to sleep again, you can contact me, I have a pig pen and will give you one pen to sleep in.
No wonder the devil is black, so I have spent a good deal of time trading words with a pig. Chai am so sorry for you, so you are one of those pigs in human clothing.
We will continue pursuing IPOB until we destroy them all. Did I just her you say am not in my senses. Who is in his senses then? A skull that has blown up? Go and sit down. Name a the territories under Bandit governance. Your bra buying government squanded all Nigerian resources and you expect us to repair Nigeria with our teeth, I am proud to say that we have tamed the following terrorist organizations:
ISWAP
Boko Haram
IPOB
We have silenced the following dare devil's:
Nnamdi Kanu
Sunday Igboho
Abu-musab Barnawi of ISWAP.
Don Ikonso
And so many others.
Your bra buying government could not achieve as we did, let God just give us 2023 then you would learn a big lesson. Your life revolves around Allah. You are becoming the very people you hate.
Re: Hisbah: The Poor Man’s Police by explosiveskull(m): 9:41am On Dec 27, 2021
Emma15678:

No wonder the devil is black, so I have spent a good deal of time trading words with a pig. Chai am so sorry for you, so you are one of those pigs in human clothing.
We will continue pursuing IPOB until we destroy them all. Did I just her you say am not in my senses. Who is in his senses then? A skull that has blown up? Go and sit down. Name a the territories under Bandit governance. Your bra buying government squanded all Nigerian resources and you expect us to repair Nigeria with our teeth, I am proud to say that we have tamed the following terrorist organizations:
ISWAP
Boko Haram
IPOB
We have silenced the following dare devil's:
Nnamdi Kanu
Sunday Igboho
Abu-musab Barnawi of ISWAP.
Don Ikonso
And so many others.
Your bra buying government could not achieve as we did, let God just give us 2023 then you would learn a big lesson. Your life revolves around Allah. You are becoming the very people you hate.

Ok it is no more Jesus Christ your personal lord and saviour, you are now worshipping allah, guy you must have overdosed on something very very illegal. Keep lieing to your sorry self.

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Re: Hisbah: The Poor Man’s Police by oyatz(m): 11:17am On Dec 27, 2021
GardenOfGod:
They should bring that Hisbah menace down west so that our yoruba muslems go follow Islamic laws as their northern counterpart are grin

What if they don't?
Re: Hisbah: The Poor Man’s Police by GardenOfGod(m): 11:44am On Dec 27, 2021
oyatz:

What if they don't?
Then you are no true devot muslims. cheesy
Re: Hisbah: The Poor Man’s Police by GardenOfGod(m): 11:45am On Dec 27, 2021
oyatz:

What if they don't?
Then you are no true devot muslims. cheesy
Re: Hisbah: The Poor Man’s Police by GardenOfGod(m): 11:50am On Dec 27, 2021
oyatz:

What if they don't?
Then you are no true devot muslims. cheesy
Re: Hisbah: The Poor Man’s Police by pinkPUSSY(f): 12:21pm On Dec 27, 2021
explo :siveskull:


Ok it is no more Jesus Christ your personal lord and saviour, you are now worshipping allah, guy you must have overdosed on something very very illegal. Keep lieing to your sorry self.


grin cheesy cheesy grin

Lmao, I noticed the guy was a Muslim at initial stage hiding under a Christian moniker to deceive the gullible ones..

Another evidence is the way he's calling Ipob terrorist organization ... I noticed that people that are quick and repeatedly call Ipob terrorist on this forum are mozlemssss...
They want everyone to go down with them.. You know how the world see Isla.m..

And lastly, the clown couldn't pretend again to be a christian when he mistakenly called allah instead of Jesus he claims he's serving. grin grin grin
Re: Hisbah: The Poor Man’s Police by pinkPUSSY(f): 12:23pm On Dec 27, 2021
explosiveskull:


Ok it is no more Jesus Christ your personal lord and saviour, you are now worshipping allah, guy you must have overdosed on something very very illegal. Keep lieing to your sorry self.


grin grin grin
Lmao, I noticed the guy was a Muslim at initial stage hiding under a Christian moniker to deceive the gullible ones..

Another evidence is the way he's calling Ipob terrorist organization ... I noticed that people that are quick and repeatedly call Ipob terrorist on this forum are mozlemssss...
They want everyone to go down with them.. You know how the world see Isla.m..

And lastly, the clown couldn't pretend again to be a christian when he mistakenly called allah instead of Jesus he claims he's serving. grin grin
Re: Hisbah: The Poor Man’s Police by Emma15678: 12:42pm On Dec 27, 2021
explosiveskull:


Ok it is no more Jesus Christ your personal lord and saviour, you are now worshipping allah, guy you must have overdosed on something very very illegal. Keep lieing to your sorry self.
You got me wrong, I meant that you cannot make any statement without showing your hatred for the Islamic head. I don't worship Allah
Re: Hisbah: The Poor Man’s Police by ledaman: 3:06pm On Dec 27, 2021
explosiveskull:


If you had regards for people of other ethnicity and their struggles for independence then you will not insult other people.
Shey nnamdi kanu is a terrorist and IPOB are terrorist organisation?
So when you guys yab our people you are actually giving us all effrontery we needed to spite or insult anyone connected to you guys.

Moreover I didn't call anyone or any religion.

Thank you.
Has anyone insult your Religion? Don't deviate from the topic pls.

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