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Re: +18: How Do I Get This Thing Back? Small Pen*s — To Be Deleted Soon [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 3:35pm On Dec 26, 2021
SIBF:

Answear this I want to check something.
Same height as Aki and Pawpaw. It seems gossip is hereditary to you and you want something to say to make you feel better. One of the ways insecure people survive is to find something to talk about others instead of ideas to work on.
Re: +18: How Do I Get This Thing Back? Small Pen*s — To Be Deleted Soon [Picture] by Negroid001(m): 3:37pm On Dec 26, 2021
iLegendd:
I broke sotey I no fit buy wine. U decided to use sprite and original honey to come up with my own wine.

Being broke activates creativity. Who has noticed that?
Lmao! Omo. Guy ehn. Everyone dey manage. I never even kill xmas chicken wey i buy sef. Me and the guy just dey look ourselves.
Re: +18: How Do I Get This Thing Back? Small Pen*s — To Be Deleted Soon [Picture] by Negroid001(m): 3:38pm On Dec 26, 2021
SIBF:

Answear this I want to check something.
He looks 5 something
Re: +18: How Do I Get This Thing Back? Small Pen*s — To Be Deleted Soon [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 3:39pm On Dec 26, 2021
Negroid001:

Homophobic vibes, ontop friendly quote. Me I'm not broke ijn oooo. How far you na?
Wanna link up?

I never link up with people wey wise pass me na you I wan link up with?

Lemme see how you'll react. cheesy
Re: +18: How Do I Get This Thing Back? Small Pen*s — To Be Deleted Soon [Picture] by Negroid001(m): 3:39pm On Dec 26, 2021
SIBF:

Bro, u no fresh at all shocked shocked they no they sell Jik for your side?
grin grin grin grin grin Na joke I dey joke ooo
Oyaa do Christmas for Ur guy
No wahala na. Me sef dey find who go run Christmas for me.
Re: +18: How Do I Get This Thing Back? Small Pen*s — To Be Deleted Soon [Picture] by Negroid001(m): 3:41pm On Dec 26, 2021
iLegendd:


I never link up with people wey wise pass me na you I wan link up with?

Lemme see how you'll react.
Ahn ahn. Suuo! Bros don vex oo. I no go defile you no worry. Na beer i wan buy for you, abi na colos you dey knack?
Re: +18: How Do I Get This Thing Back? Small Pen*s — To Be Deleted Soon [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 3:44pm On Dec 26, 2021
Negroid001:
Ahn ahn. Suuo! Bros don vex oo. I no go defile you no worry. Na beer i wan buy for you, abi na colos you dey knack?

My last statement is the reason you didn't react angrily. Psychology is a demon.

Anyway, thanks for the offer. I appreciate.
Re: +18: How Do I Get This Thing Back? Small Pen*s — To Be Deleted Soon [Picture] by Negroid001(m): 3:47pm On Dec 26, 2021
iLegendd:


My last statement is the reason you didn't react angrily. Psychology is a demon.

Anyway, thanks for the offer. I appreciate.
You deuced whatever tension with your "on top whatever statement"
What do you know about psychology? Sensei, teach me please.

No qualms. I go just dey my house dey observe.
Re: +18: How Do I Get This Thing Back? Small Pen*s — To Be Deleted Soon [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 3:50pm On Dec 26, 2021
Negroid001:

You deuced whatever tension with your "on top whatever statement"
What do you know about psychology? Sensei, teach me please.

No qualms. I go just dey my house dey observe.

I know nothing, dear. Na empty brain I be as you see me so. School, I no go. Money I no get. Fine, I no fine. Everything is just 0/100 with me.

I pray God picks my call next year as he has picked yours financially, academically, and "6-packs-cally."
Re: +18: How Do I Get This Thing Back? Small Pen*s — To Be Deleted Soon [Picture] by Negroid001(m): 3:52pm On Dec 26, 2021
iLegendd:


I know nothing, dear. Na empty brain I be as you see me so. School, I no go. Money I no get. Fine, I no fine. Everything is just 0/100 with me.

I pray God picks my call next year.

E don pick already. Na just test of times. You be good person, just persevere.
Re: +18: How Do I Get This Thing Back? Small Pen*s — To Be Deleted Soon [Picture] by posty56: 3:55pm On Dec 26, 2021
you hold money , no dey whine us ni
Re: +18: How Do I Get This Thing Back? Small Pen*s — To Be Deleted Soon [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 3:56pm On Dec 26, 2021
Negroid001:
E don pick already. Na just test of times. You be good person, just persevere.

The first call I want Him to pick is to give me admission in University of Borno, but since I no sabi book, they won't give me. Life no balance. Put me in your prayers make I blow like you.
Re: +18: How Do I Get This Thing Back? Small Pen*s — To Be Deleted Soon [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 3:57pm On Dec 26, 2021
posty56:
you hold money , no dey whine us ni

No, Sir. Since this year started, I haven't made up to 50k. That one na money? Nah!
Re: +18: How Do I Get This Thing Back? Small Pen*s — To Be Deleted Soon [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 4:01pm On Dec 26, 2021
Waiting to watch football, but my younger brother who visited me yesterday said Chelsea always lose their December matches. As a Chelsea fan, I'm supporting Aston Villa today.
Re: +18: How Do I Get This Thing Back? Small Pen*s — To Be Deleted Soon [Picture] by posty56: 4:02pm On Dec 26, 2021
iLegendd:


No, Sir. Since this year started, I haven't made up to 50k. That one na money? Nah!
you that was talking about how you cashed out about $300, from crypto (is it last month ) I have forgotten, anyways from my estimate , your net worth is around 20 million-50 million
Re: +18: How Do I Get This Thing Back? Small Pen*s — To Be Deleted Soon [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 4:13pm On Dec 26, 2021
SIBF:
iLegendd I want to kill you before this yr finish.
Jejely surrender yourself to me or I treat you in the language you understand.
You have 5 days left on this earth
Shalom!

Even the strongest native doctor has tried me, but failed. I don't have special powers — no cap, but I have the belief I'm untouchable as long as my hands are clean.

If you get attacked spiritually the way I have been, you would've been dead by now. I see beyond what you see. You just want some attentions from me and you got it.

Let me see if you'll turn the attention to cash and fame. It's funny how you guys use account 2 to scam me, use account 1 to abuse me, and account 3 to send me a message on WhatsApp begging me for favor, to teach you this or that — something you can easily find on YouTube or Google.

When I talk about all these characters some of you exhibit, you deny. Bad lifestyle.

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Re: +18: How Do I Get This Thing Back? Small Pen*s — To Be Deleted Soon [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 4:15pm On Dec 26, 2021
posty56:
you that was talking about how you cashed out about $300, from crypto (is it last month ) I have forgotten, anyways from my estimate , your net worth is around 20 million-50 million

My prayer is not to be rich or a millionaire — my prayer is wealth and happiness. $300? Who dash me? Me wey dey look for 200 Naira to buy beans and bread today.
Re: +18: How Do I Get This Thing Back? Small Pen*s — To Be Deleted Soon [Picture] by posty56: 4:25pm On Dec 26, 2021
iLegendd:


My prayer is not to be rich or a millionaire — my prayer is wealth and happiness. $300? Who dash me? Me wey dey look for 200 Naira to buy beans and bread today.

lol rest grin
Re: +18: How Do I Get This Thing Back? Small Pen*s — To Be Deleted Soon [Picture] by Nobody: 4:27pm On Dec 26, 2021
Not that I have anything against gays, but try get sense small you're no longer a toddler.
Re: +18: How Do I Get This Thing Back? Small Pen*s — To Be Deleted Soon [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 4:36pm On Dec 26, 2021
SIBF:
Gibberish!!!!
I'll kill you and nothing will happen.
Your life or all your crypto wallet addresses?

You only have 5 days to meditate about this.
When you're done let me know in PM
Shalom!


Nice joke, but don't try this in a civilized country — you may regret. All the best, and take care.

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Re: +18: How Do I Get This Thing Back? Small Pen*s — To Be Deleted Soon [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 4:37pm On Dec 26, 2021
Re: +18: How Do I Get This Thing Back? Small Pen*s — To Be Deleted Soon [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 4:39pm On Dec 26, 2021
Leicester is letting Man City use them. I'm not happy.
Re: +18: How Do I Get This Thing Back? Small Pen*s — To Be Deleted Soon [Picture] by Westchester(m): 5:18pm On Dec 26, 2021
Hahaha grin do you enjoy it up the shitter? undecided


iLegendd:


I'm waiting for them since I'm one of them.
Re: +18: How Do I Get This Thing Back? Small Pen*s — To Be Deleted Soon [Picture] by Nobody: 1:03am On Dec 27, 2021
iLegendd:
The reason I don't smile is because I'm broke. Please, I woke today and realized my big chest is gone — it's now flat. Even my d*ck has reduced in size. It's now the size of my pinky.

What should I do? How do I get them back before 2022?
okay we get it you are cute
Re: +18: How Do I Get This Thing Back? Small Pen*s — To Be Deleted Soon [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 1:18am On Dec 27, 2021
Lovey03:
okay we get it you are cute

I prefer money over cuteness. Lend me urgent 2k.
Re: +18: How Do I Get This Thing Back? Small Pen*s — To Be Deleted Soon [Picture] by Nobody: 1:23am On Dec 27, 2021
iLegendd:


I prefer money cuteness. Lend me urgent 2k.
send your account number Mr handsome. Let me give you everything I have wink
Re: +18: How Do I Get This Thing Back? Small Pen*s — To Be Deleted Soon [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 1:26am On Dec 27, 2021
Lovey03:
send your account number Mr handsome. Let me give you everything I have wink

Lol

Fear don catch me. I give up. grin grin
If you're a woman, I'll take, but if you're a man, I no need am. cheesy
Re: +18: How Do I Get This Thing Back? Small Pen*s — To Be Deleted Soon [Picture] by Nobody: 1:31am On Dec 27, 2021
iLegendd:


Lol

Fear don catch me. I give up. grin grin
If you're a woman, I'll take, but if you're a man, I no need am. cheesy

Dont be scared I am a woman smiley, I find you very interesting, I am going to start following you.
Shebi there is space for women in all your teachings
Re: +18: How Do I Get This Thing Back? Small Pen*s — To Be Deleted Soon [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 1:40am On Dec 27, 2021
Lovey03:
Dont be scared I am a woman smiley, I find you very interesting, I am going to start following you.
Shebi there is space for women in all your teachings

Hmm

I'm a bad person o, but I don't kill or steal — I only break hearts and mostly selfish with my time, but my heart is more available for good and naughty women than men.
Re: +18: How Do I Get This Thing Back? Small Pen*s — To Be Deleted Soon [Picture] by Nobody: 1:46am On Dec 27, 2021
iLegendd:


Hmm

I'm a bad person o, but I don't kill or steal — I only break hearts and mostly selfish with my time, but my heart is more available for good and naughty women than men.
cool but relax I am not going to fall in love with you even tho you are very handsome wink, i admire you and want to follow your posts.
Trust me you can't break my heart. Good night or morning, I am going to sleep now

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