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seyz91:
Me too

ifex370:
This guy is gone...


GONE!

od501:
I taya oo...which one be 10k per lash again. For warri dah year na 4-5k (overnight sef).

The value of pussy Don deflate by 53% from 1997-1999: it is no more a scarce commodity. Pussy wey full everywhere!!

Ocholu:
No be hype boss. E too good.

Ocholu:
No be hype boss. E too good.

Kriss216:
[b][/b]
She collected the money from you ist semester final year.


Let's assume you lash her 3 times a day for one year.

30 days in a month minus 4 days of menustration period.,

26*3 = 78 lashes monthly
78*12 = 936 lashes a year(final year)

N500 per lash*963 = N468,000.


How you take dey owe her up to N10 million? Is her kpekus laced with raw golds

luvyaself95:
Guy you mad gan oh

caesymore:
The weather itself is romantic

Oluromantic:
Many people think this life is merely physical. There are a lot of unsettled mysteries in the spiritual realms where natural laws are highly respected.

When she start seeking prophets for spiritual help from financial mess and there's no result, she'll resolve to babalawo. You should not owe a person you may never meet again. Borrow me 60k, I will pay you back. It is different from borrow me 60k I will give you numerous sex in return. Agreements are not to be overlooked

This kinda hard truth now, they'll say you're bashing girls. I think girls are just too weak to handle truth sometimes. You're a debtor until you do things right?

Ocholu:
Back then in the university, when I was mildly still a simp, I met my ex towards the end of our third year. So beginning of 1st semester, final year, she had a little accomodation issues. She was unable to a hostel allocation from the school so the only hope was for her to stay off campus.

Money for lodge to stay off camp wasn't there. Will her parents send her money? Nope! Upon all these lamentations, she was just looking at me to shake body. So one day, see dragged me out to go see a lodge an agent found for her, while we got there, she liked the house and was ready to pay for it immediately.

After them give her account details; oya pay na she started doing anyhow. Few minutes she came to me asking me to borrow her 60k. That she'd refund me soonest. As a lover boy then na, I no too reason am. I think say the banny go pay back. I wired the money Everything settled.

So one day na, after we finished some heavy gymnastics in za other room, my ex open mouth tell me say "as of today, she's not owning me anything". That she has balanced me. Meaning all the s**x we've been having she's been deducting it from the money I borrowed her.

The thing shock me. I just shake head. Well, after our graduation, if our relationship was based on transactional s**x, I for de owe her up to like 10 Million. Because wetin we knack ehn! Hmmm!

Ocholu:
The same s**x you pay big money to get. Comot from here jorr.

seyz91:
you won continou from where OP stopped abi

Smh

Ocholu:
Back then in the university, when I was mildly still a simp, I met my ex towards the end of our third year. So beginning of 1st semester, final year, she had a little accomodation issues. She was unable to a hostel allocation from the school so the only hope was for her to stay off campus.

Money for lodge to stay off camp wasn't there. Will her parents send her money? Nope! Upon all these lamentations, she was just looking at me to shake body. So one day, see dragged me out to go see a lodge an agent found for her, while we got there, she liked the house and was ready to pay for it immediately.

After them give her account details; oya pay na she started doing anyhow. Few minutes she came to me asking me to borrow her 60k. That she'd refund me soonest. As a lover boy then na, I no too reason am. I think say the banny go pay back. I wired the money Everything settled.

So one day na, after we finished some heavy gymnastics in za other room, my ex open mouth tell me say "as of today, she's not owning me anything". That she has balanced me. Meaning all the s**x we've been having she's been deducting it from the money I borrowed her.

The thing shock me. I just shake head. Well, after our graduation, if our relationship was based on transactional s**x, I for de owe her up to like 10 Million. Because wetin we knack ehn! Hmmm!

Kriss216:
[b][/b]
She collected the money from you ist semester final year.


Let's assume you lash her 3 times a day for one year.

30 days in a month minus 4 days of menustration period.,



26*3 = 78 lashes monthly
78*12 = 936 lashes a year(final year)

N500 per lash*963 = N468,000.


How you take dey owe her up to N10 million? Is her kpekus laced with raw golds

arthurwillia:
. You get
Op Oga send me her number na
Why you d eh hoard

Ocholu:
But I am graduate Sir. Funny coincidence is that we both topped our class (a renowned Federal Uni).

You see, maybe my write-up gave it a feeling of "pride", but trust me, that was not how I felt writing it. Everybody have a skeleton in their cupboard; and for that, I stopped judging people.

Stop trying hard to play smart don't compliment me truly everyone has a skeleton in the cupboard but something are best kept privately, what do you want us to say now hail you that you fvcked 1b naira worth of pussy right??

Bro gerrout

Compliments of the season Sir!

Ocholu:
She pass your level boss.

Kriss216:
[b][/b]
She collected the money from you ist semester final year.


Let's assume you lash her 3 times a day for one year.

30 days in a month minus 4 days of menustration period.,

26*3 = 78 lashes monthly
78*12 = 936 lashes a year(final year)

N500 per lash*963 = N468,000.


How you take dey owe her up to N10 million? Is her kpekus laced with raw golds

Kriss216:
[b][/b]
She collected the money from you ist semester final year.


Let's assume you lash her 3 times a day for one year.

30 days in a month minus 4 days of menustration period.,

26*3 = 78 lashes monthly
78*12 = 936 lashes a year(final year)

N500 per lash*963 = N468,000.


How you take dey owe her up to N10 million? Is her kpekus laced with raw golds

KarinaLove:
You need Deliverance.

See the way you are bold enough to tell the whole world of how you Fornicate. Are you married...No!!! Yet you open your mouth to announce how you keep having Sex.

The sin of fornication has become your second name.
The sin of fornication has become a norm.
Your pride in the sin of fornication.

No wonder your life is the way it is. Nothing is working in your life anymore because you have sold your destiny through sex. All the Good things of life pass you by. You are now an empty soul. You work and toil day and night yet nothing to show for your labour.

If only you knew.
If only you knew.

**Spits**

razible5384:
in ur quest to being smart,you ended up being silly....typical case of a sinner castigating other sinners for sinning differently,but trust me, we can see through the facade...acting all sanctimonious an self righteous will take you no were.....and of course you know him so well to deduce that nothing is working in his life because he has sex. Ur ignorance is neusating ,I will advice you go enroll in some adult education to salvage what is left of ur miserable life....

Ocholu:
Thank you for the analysis and mathematical representation bro. But her kpekus as of then was worth 10k per lash. Must have appreciated heavily by now.

So, 10,000 * 963 = 9.63 million.
You get the gist now?

Ocholu:
If I Iost both ways, it means all men have been loosing both ways too na. You inclusive.