Where you served Breakfast in 2021? Share your experience

Here's mine

There was this girl i wanted to date in my former place of work, but because i dont do office romance, i decided to let her be. So she was relieved of her duty while i resigned to work for another organization. Months later, i decided to shoot my shot at her. I asked her out through phone but she was neighter saying yes or no. I decided to let her be, but all of a sudden she started calling me and i asked her to pay me a visit which she did..

Her first visit, we did some kissing but she refused me having sex with her, so during the weekend she came visiting again and this time we had a wonderful sex. while we were resting on the bed with her Head on my chest, she asked "if we are now dating"? The SIMP in me never wanted her to feel used, So i asked her if she would want to date me ? She said YES ! Na so relationship take start be that o...

Mind you, I've heard some nasty stories about this girl on how cheap she is, so my initial intention was just to be having sex with her but in the process of it, i fell deeply in love with her

Mehn! I decided to change my ways to be a good boyfriend o, i do away with flirting and even left some of my female Friends just because of her. She was not working then so most of her needs i provided down to her pad, i was doing this depending on When she will get a job, i even tried Looking for job for her in so many places which i did got one, but the distance and pay was not encouraging so we had to decline. Believe me, i was thinking of marrying this girl, we have talked about it and agreed to tie the knot next year because i was so much in love with her even though i knew deep within me, she is not the kind of lady i would want to marry. But Damn the conséquences afterwards, i dont care

I normally send money to my parents every month end, but i stopped and told my parents that i have a project that i am into that is taking my money. My parents were busy praying for me for the project to be a success. If only they knew that a woman was the project.

In the course of the relationship, some times we do have issues Because of her numerous male Friends and exes, she hardly say NO to free gifts, dates and money from other guys, she spend most of time on YouTube watching boot enhancement cream and how to make organic cream videos.. She most times put her Account Number on her WhatsApp status asking her Friends to show her love. She always post pictures of items on her status with a capton ''I want this'', When she is with me and calls comes in from guys, she will lie to them that she is at home. All These her character disgust me and has always cause issues between us.. But i have this believe that she will change, never did i know you cant change a LovePeddler into a wife

Early november i noticed some changes in her, When i call her, she wont pick but will later call me at night giving silly reasons why she did not pick. She will send me pictures of her in a swimming pool and eatery alone, i knew fully well she was with another guy.. She was with me one time and she told me to up my game before someone take her away from me. I was really pained hearing this from her, I just told her whoever is deceiving her is doing a good job, it is going to end in tears for her. I also reminded her, i dont forgive a cheating partner..

Ever since then, i was no longer at ease with the relationship, i knew it was a matter of time we'll go our seperate ways. So i better end it now Looking that Christmas is by the corner, if i spend what i have in mind for her and her family for this Christmas, i'll be so much hurt if we did break up

So one Day, she passed the night in my place, the following morning i was prompted to go through her chat, this is the first time i will be doing this with her or anyone i have ever dated. With what i saw, i could not breath, My heart fell to my stomach, i had stroke for few seconds. One of the chat with a guy 10min ago was that, she agreed with him to pass the night in his place that same day

I wanted to screenshot the chats and send to my phone as évidence Because i know she will deny everything but that will take time so i decided to take a photo of it with my phone, while doing it, she noticed me and that caused a seriouse quarrell between us, though she was not aware that i had already taken all the evidence i wanted. Knowing fully well within me that the relationship is over between us because of what i saw, i decided to apologize so i can just have my Last breakup sex with her.
She accepted my apology and i sexed her with reckless abandon. I even pleaded with her for us to be focus on ourselves(relationship) and not to be distracted. She promised me that she will never cheat on me

Hmmmn! Did you know that this girl still went and spend the night in that guys house..

I called her, while she was there with the guy, i told her i love her and she responded "she will keep that at the back of her mind", this was a Very unusual respond, i insist she tell me she loves me back, but she was just laughing sheepishly, all of a sudden the guy asked who was that and she quickly cut the call. I called her back severaly, she didnt pick and i just sent her a message telling her, 'i know where she is currently and she should forget about the relationship". She messaged me back trying to emotional blackmail me for being irrationnel. She said she will call me back at night. Then her number stopped going. Later at night she texted me that she is currently in a night vigil that she will call the following morning. I had the numbers of two persons in her church which she is not aware of and i called them to confirm if she was in the church, i also called her mom if she was at home and they all said NO.. Mind you i recorded all the conversations. After then, I just locked up..

The following Day she çalled me and i refused to pick

2days later she came to my house and denied that she was with any guy. I had to play the recorded call and other evidence, which she later agreed that she truly was with the guy but nothing happened between them.. I just told her i need some space for now..

When she left i was so heartbroken, for the first time i cried because of a woman, i could not concentrate at work anymore, i close very late from work because my house became scary, make thinking no go kill me, but i knew i made the right decision by letting her go. We only dated for 5months, but it was like i lost 5years of my life, i totally lost focus of my dreams and vision. We even wanted to spend the Christmas together, Thank GOD we didnt and i'm with my family now and it has been fun allthrough

This relationship really taught me a lesson Oh, never will i take a woman seriously again. 2022 i am focusing on my goals, i might even go celibate. But if any person babe mistakenly reach my side, i'll treat them like you should treat a hoe. Chop, clean mouth and work away

Never take a woman you are not married to seriously, your goals and family should come first

Behold.. another brother is free from shackles. of manipulations. Hail YJIKUJA as I make FTC, you suppose do recharge card for me o, boss. I am really happy for you.

ksam:
Where you served Breakfast in 2021? Share your experience

Here's mine

There was this girl i wanted to date in my former place of work, but because i dont do office romance, i decided to let her be. So she was relieved of her duty while i resigned to work for another organization. Months later, i decided to shoot my shot at her. I asked her out through phone but she was neighter saying yes or no. I decided to let her be, but all of a sudden she started calling me and i asked her to pay me a visit which she did..

Her first visit, we did some kissing but she refused me having sex with her, so during the weekend she came visiting again and this time we had a wonderful sex. while we were resting on the bed with her Head on my chest, she asked "if we are now dating"? The SIMP in me never wanted her to feel used, So i asked her if she would want to date me ? She said YES ! Na so relationship take start be that o...

Mind you, I've heard some nasty stories about this girl on how cheap she is, so my initial intention was just to be having sex with her but in the process of it, i fell deeply in love with her

Mehn! I decided to change my ways to be a good boyfriend o, i do away with flirting and even left some of my female Friends just because of her. She was not working then so most of her needs i provided down to her pad, i was doing this depending on When she will get a job, i even tried Looking for job for her in so many places which i did got one, but the distance and pay was not encouraging so we had to decline. Believe me, i was thinking of marrying this girl, we have talked about it and agreed to tie the knot next year because i was so much in love with her even though i knew deep within me, she is not the kind of lady i would want to marry. But Damn the conséquences afterwards, i dont care

I normally send money to my parents every month end, but i stopped and told my parents that i have a project that i am into that is taking my money. My parents were busy praying for me for the project to be a success. If only they knew that a woman was the project.

In the course of the relationship, some times we do have issues Because of her numerous male Friends and exes, she hardly say NO to free gifts, dates and money from other guys, she spend most of time on YouTube watching boot enhancement cream and how to make organic cream videos.. She most times put her Account Number on her WhatsApp status asking her Friends to show her love. She always post pictures of items on her status with a capton ''I want this'', When she is with me and calls comes in from guys, she will lie to them that she is at home. All These her character disgust me and has always cause issues between us.. But i have this believe that she will change, never did i know you cant change a LovePeddler into a wife

Early november i noticed some changes in her, When i call her, she wont pick but will later call me at night giving silly reasons why she did not pick. She will send me pictures of her in a swimming pool and eatery alone, i knew fully well she was with another guy.. She was with me one time and she told me to up my game before someone take her away from me. I was really pained hearing this from her, I just told her whoever is deceiving her is doing a good job, it is going to end in tears for her. I also reminded her, i dont forgive a cheating partner..

Ever since then, i was no longer at ease with the relationship, i knew it was a matter of time we'll go our seperate ways. So i better end it now Looking that Christmas is by the corner, if i spend what i have in mind for her and her family for this Christmas, i'll be so much hurt if we did break up

So one Day, she passed the night in my place, the following morning i was prompted to go through her chat, this is the first time i will be doing this with her or anyone i have ever dated. With what i saw, i could not breath, My heart fell to my stomach, i had stroke for few seconds. One of the chat with a guy 10min ago was that, she agreed with him to pass the night in his place that same day

I wanted to screenshot the chats and send to my phone as évidence Because i know she will deny everything but that will take time so i decided to take a photo of it with my phone, while doing it, she noticed me and that caused a seriouse quarrell between us, though she was not aware that i had already taken all the evidence i wanted. Knowing fully well within me that the relationship is over between us because of what i saw, i decided to apologize so i can just have my Last breakup sex with her.
She accepted my apology and i sexed her with reckless abandon. I even pleaded with her for us to be focus on ourselves(relationship) and not to be distracted. She promised me that she will never cheat on me

Hmmmn! Did you know that this girl still went and spend the night in that guys house..

I called her, while she was there with the guy, i told her i love her and she responded "she will keep that at the back of her mind", this was a Very unusual respond, i insist she tell me she loves me back, but she was just laughing sheepishly, all of a sudden the guy asked who was that and she quickly cut the call. I called her back severaly, she didnt pick and i just sent her a message telling her, 'i know where she is currently and she should forget about the relationship". She messaged me back trying to emotional blackmail me for being irrationnel. She said she will call me back at night. Then her number stopped going. Later at night she texted me that she is currently in a night vigil that she will call the following morning. I had the numbers of two persons in her church which she is not aware of and i called them to confirm if she was in the church, i also called her mom if she was at home and they all said NO.. Mind you i recorded all the conversations. After then, I just locked up..

The following Day she çalled me and i refused to pick

2days later she came to my house and denied that she was with any guy. I had to play the recorded call and other evidence, which she later agreed that she truly was with the guy but nothing happened between them.. I just told her i need some space for now..

When she left i was so heartbroken, for the first time i cried because of a woman, i could not concentrate at work anymore, i close very late from work because my house became scary, make thinking no go kill me, but i knew i made the right decision by letting her go. We only dated for 5months, but it was like i lost 5years of my life, i totally lost focus of my dreams and vision. We even wanted to spend the Christmas together, Thank GOD we didnt and i'm with my family now and it has been fun allthrough

This relationship really taught me a lesson Oh, never will i take a woman seriously again. 2022 i am focusing on my goals, i might even go celibate. But if any person babe mistakenly reach my side, i'll treat them like you should treat a hoe. Chop, clean mouth and work away

Never take a woman you are not married to seriously, your goals and family should come first

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we are not in literature class

Yes oooo I was served breakfast with hot tea early November but story for another day. We moved

I served someone breakfast. About serving someone else another one.

Somebody help me.

firstbornson:
I served someone breakfast. About serving someone else another one.

Somebody help me.

Keep serving them hot hot for me comrade, I'm on probation.

Meanwhile op you really F up. You lied to your mom you're handling a project and she even prayed for you not knowing the project was a hoe? WTF man!

3 times this year bt the only joy was dt i no even put my mind for d relationships or take any serious, it was more like friends with benefits n na dm take am serious..
the one wey pain me small na dt of ronke bcox she was soo caring, very good in bed bt her prefare her talents in d kitchen..
the bea made me stopped eating outside n I started seeing outside food as a waste of money bcox she dey cook finish..
she left me for a more serious gee dt wants to marry her next year, I wished her well bt she still de come ous n cook on code n she do tell me dt her guy knows about her coming bt I know say na lie..
she is still coming to my place with food n even visied dis Christmas n i gave her perfect Christmas gift, I Kum even increase the thrusting wen I saw her phone ringing n noticed its her man calling....

SmellySperm:

Keep serving them hot hot for me comrade, I'm on probation.

Meanwhile op you really F up. You lied to your mom you're handling a project and she even prayed for you not knowing the project was a hoe? WTF man!

My brother,i was trying to reduce the financial burdens on me. i have learnt my lesson.. Till date my people still asked me about the Project,i just they Avoid the question. But by GOD's Grace next year, i'll happily tell them it was a success

Oh Lawd. I really love reading simp stories.


The funniest part of the story was when the hoe started calling you repeatedly after she previously didn't give you a yes or no answer. Because she had lost her job and saw that this maga was crazy bout her.

Thanks for sharing OP.

Been too broke to be dating, this year I avoided relationship like it was covid.

I served breakfast and also ate one.


I had an entanglement with a narcissist, we started off as friends.

This babe walked up to me and flirted with me, I was impressed with her confidence and all.

We got talking, she told me she wasn't ready for a relationship, I gave her space and tried to move on.

But she started chatting with me everyday, like from 7pm go 1am

We call over nights


I said to myself, this babe Is definitely single, she can't be giving me this quality time and also be with someone else.


To cut the long story short, she still travelled to another state to go and meet the ex she told me she hated.

It began to fill like a rebound relationship, I felt she was thinking I was in competition with her Ex.


One day I just told her I never wanted to hear anything bout her Ex anymore.
Like I straight up don't give a Bleep.
Anything they want to do , let them do
I'll be fine regardless.


That was when I got my freedom back,
She still calls and chat me up but honestly I don't see her the same way I used to see her.
She's also the promise and fail type.

What kind of person would tell you they'd do something for you ( you never asked ) but never does it.


She has a lot of baggage and bullshit and honestly I can't deal with all that..
That's the closest to breakfast I ever got.

Brestfast kee you there

But what Amaka did to me in 2010 ehn, I will never forget, Amaka disappointed me no be small

Me that was thinking of taking Amaka to meet my FAM
Amaka disappoint me no be lie
Amaka God will judge
Once again Amakaaaaaaa, my God will judge you

My God,what she did was all shades of wrongs
My God it's choking.

Jeon:
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we are not in literature class

I should have posted a video because we are in the cinema right ?

na 2019 na dem serve me reach,, since then,, the girls way i dey meet think say na wood God take arrange my heart

Cerebellum:
Brestfast kee you there

But what Amaka did to me in 2010 ehn, I will never forget, Amaka disappointed me no be small

Me that was thinking of taking Amaka to meet my FAM
Amaka disappoint me no be lie
Amaka God will judge
Once again Amakaaaaaaa, my God will judge you

I jus no sabi why i de fear any bea named amaka...i no fit date such, I de fear dt name eeh

Foolish boy.u stopped sending money home because of a woman

I only serve my landlady breakfast last month when she wanna kill me with sex

SarutobiEky:
Behold.. another brother is free from shackles. of manipulations. Hail YJIKUJA as I make FTC, you suppose do recharge card for me o, boss. I am really happy for you.

Yes he is free from captivity of negativity

Highman56:
Foolish boy.u stopped sending money home because of a woman

In your entire life, have you ever spend a penny on your parents ? Gettat

Billyddude:


Yes he is free from captivity of negativity

Captivity of Negativity ke. and the chairman no gree drop for boys. Shey u dey see?

johnsonmartina6:
na 2019 na dem serve me reach,, since then,, the girls way i dey meet think say na wood God take arrange my heart

Same here.


Served me in 2019, I basically no send anybody, you can't stress me again.