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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice(op): 5:06pm On Dec 30, 2021
EFCCAbuja:
you are just a foolish lagos tout.
Stop this fight.
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice(op): 5:07pm On Dec 30, 2021
As i trodded into my temporary death, i heard Osa shouting Ah, na meat do you like this. But i was too weak… i woke up again but I didn’t fo on my accord, Osa shook me virgously and was like guy, guy, wake up. Make we carry this remaining meat go like that. Make we goo, make we dey go……his voice very faint from afar i my head i passed out again. I woke up again and at first I thought i was being kidnapped. Then i saw Osa driving, it didn’t even take long after i woke up that we arrived in the shrine. He must have been driving for a while. He’d stuff the body of the other four into sack made body bags, put then at the back of my truck and put the live afin in the back seat and myself. We got to the shrine, first thing he did was to unbolt the car trunk and dropped the bodies in the bag. Brought the other afin and tied her to a stake erected somewhere by the side of the shrine. I just say make i look around Small, to my left was a familiar frail figure. It took the Shape of the former Comerade, Baba and yes!!!! It was Baba.. he was holding a hunters gun. I guess i saw him just in time. GBAOOOOOOOO!!!!! Osa dropped to the floor I thought he died, i looked in Baba’s direction hands in the air while he was reloading the English speaking weapon.. Osa then got up no bleed signs, no penetration signs. Baba looked slightly surprised at his comeback. Completed his reload, gun corked and another GBAOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Maybe this time there was an impact, just like a boxer hits the Floor of the ring, refree towers above, one! two!! three!! Osa got up again, no penetration, no visible marks, no blood signs but he looked fatigued. Again Baba looked suprised yhen he suddenly remembers something, touches the ground 3 times, corks again, then shoots again!!!! Impact, blood on the chest area and Osa couldn’t get up. Was he waiting for Baba to expend all his bullets, why did he not run? Thoughts echoed in my head.
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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Nobody: 5:21pm On Dec 30, 2021
formular760:
Shebi your papa marry your mama when she dey 10 years i blame you. Your papa na how old again? 80years old your mama just dey enter 29 and you’re how old again? Stooooopid Almajiri be claiming wetin e noor be
why are you defineing your useless father?
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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Athemisia: 5:45pm On Dec 30, 2021
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Haaaaa......
Omo baba is back again oh, to finish Osa and dodo physically. grin
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Healthrelatedjo: 5:55pm On Dec 30, 2021
The 2nd coming of abija
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Bukolaberry(f): 6:17pm On Dec 30, 2021
ipadawa abija wara bi ekun
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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Hungerbadoo: 6:37pm On Dec 30, 2021
Osa no use him 99 intelligence living power drunk and careless. And as for you Dodo by the time mosquito land on your testicles you will know that there is a better option than the path you've chosen. Watch out for BFTG.
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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Twelvedemon12(m): 7:17pm On Dec 30, 2021
Like this ehnn I da pity you grin
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 7:51pm On Dec 30, 2021
next.
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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by DSC7: 8:26pm On Dec 30, 2021
Boss don off him apprentice.....

What an intrigue cool....

Dodoatirice na to deal with you remain grin grin grin
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Rick9(m): 8:48pm On Dec 30, 2021
Wahala be like wetin...? Again
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Gadafii: 9:45pm On Dec 30, 2021
I thought baa no get legs again, how he take reach shrinehuh
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Bukolaberry(f): 10:00pm On Dec 30, 2021
Gadafii:
I thought baa no get legs again, how he take reach shrinehuh
dodo used baba toes not leg, he only fall sick anytime spiritual sars visit him with bulala.
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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Blake755: 10:18pm On Dec 30, 2021
Baba go show u pepper cheesy
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice(op): 7:19am On Dec 31, 2021
EFCCAbuja:
poverty runs in your generation down to your blood bastard.
Na road dem born you put olofo.

Fake Efcc wannabe

Efcc kill you there.

Efcc kill your mama

Kil your whole generation.
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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice(op): 7:20am On Dec 31, 2021
EFCCAbuja:
poverty runs in your generation down to your blood bastard.
Is like something is wrong with this guys
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice(op): 7:23am On Dec 31, 2021
EFCCAbuja:
So you guys have not heard what happened to dodo
Nigga pleasebleep out this thread and stop spamming too
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 7:26am On Dec 31, 2021
dodoatirice:
Na road dem born you put olofo.

Fake Efcc wannabe

Efcc kill you there.

Efcc kill your mama

Kil your whole generation.
No mind thaat alangba,,,,,, just drop one update wey long weller make we take hold body.........

Anyways good morning
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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by formular760: 7:28am On Dec 31, 2021
dodoatirice:
Na road dem born you put olofo.

Fake Efcc wannabe

Efcc kill you there.

Efcc kill your mama

Kil your whole generation.
I repeat am x 500 million.
Him wan take this monkier take dey intimidate you dodo
Him Almajiri plan come burst
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by formular760: 7:29am On Dec 31, 2021
EFCCAbuja:
poverty runs in your generation down to your blood bastard.
If you dey come this thread Poop, anything wey you write k go dey jump ontop am. Na me be the police for this thread and i go show u.

Say no to impersonation and cyber bullying
Broke Almajiri
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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Athemisia: 8:28am On Dec 31, 2021
dodoatirice:
Na road dem born you put olofo.

Fake Efcc wannabe

Efcc kill you there.

Efcc kill your mama

Kil your whole generation.
Not cool bro.. you can do better than this...

Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Athemisia: 8:33am On Dec 31, 2021
formular760:
If you dey come this thread Poop, anything wey you write k go dey jump ontop am. Na me be the police for this thread and i go show u.

Say no to impersonation and cyber bullying
Broke Almajiri
Guy you calm down joor....
We all know that guy is only trying to catch cruise kini big deal??!
But you just took it off angry sad

Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice(op): 8:35am On Dec 31, 2021
Athemisia:
Not cool bro.. you can do better than this...
Come my mail for a second come see something.
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Holla911(m): 8:52am On Dec 31, 2021
@Dodoatirice you have an interesting thread here, pls don't derail it by engaging with trolls. Let your focus be on dropping updates.
More ink to your pen.
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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by DSC7: 10:00am On Dec 31, 2021
dodoatirice:
Come my mail for a second come see something.
Shey the niggahhhh wan dey threaten you ni?......

Anyways just ignore the MF.....

Eyes dey watch. cool...
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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Kolenda(m): 12:37pm On Dec 31, 2021
So finally I caught up with this piece! Started reading 2 days ago! The sad part is I'll have to refresh always for new updates embarassed
This is an eye opener
Kudos to you bro!!!
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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Nobody: 2:33pm On Dec 31, 2021
dodoatirice:
Na road dem born you put olofo.

Fake Efcc wannabe

Efcc kill you there.

Efcc kill your mama

Kil your whole generation.
back to sender.i wish you what you wish me did i ever threaten or insult you?formular760 de always attack me lyk say na me him papa.
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Nobody: 2:36pm On Dec 31, 2021
formular760:
I repeat am x 500 million.
Him wan take this monkier take dey intimidate you dodo
Him Almajiri plan come burst
you repeat am for your family.
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice(op): 4:06pm On Dec 31, 2021
Baba dashed past me, pointed his gun at Osa’s head, he let the bullet fly, the kickback was pretty obvious by his motion and posture. Baba looked at me and wanted to say something, he just stopped short and went ahead and drag Osa to the far end of the shrine.. i stood there watching him do his thing because I didn’t think he was out to harm me. He used that his stupid axe to severe the boys head, removed vital parts from him and buried Osa in bits around the shrine. He didn’t bury the head, but he buried the arm and other body parts in shallow dug graves around the shrine and finally had the time for me..

Baba:
That boy na bad pikin,
Na my boy
You sef you be bad pikin,
But your own life
Noor be me go chop am
Oya make we dey go

Me:
Where

Baba:
Coven abegi

Me:
(Motioning to the body on the floor)

Baba:
E no matta we go buy another meat make we dey go

Me:
Make we enter car then.

Baba:
Leave am,

Me:
(Not first getting it)
I go leave big car like this for here? I no sabi this place
(Then finally it hits me)
Shey na leg we go take waka ni.

Baba:
(Adamant in his aproach)
You go buy another one,
Spiritual leg dey
(He moves closer to me, touches my shoulder).


He touched my shoulder for real, for real, me and him we were standing there, then in a moment, we transcended from that place, blackout, i guess I couldn’t tell, then just like something dropped us, gba!!!!!!! We were in Lagos, inside Baba’s compound. He leads me inside the coven and on the floor was another pot, and soap and sponge surrounding it. No time wasting, he hands me the soap leads me through the back, asks me to do a little dance, then my bath began. Wha wha wha wha, i dey bath the soap steam dey commot for my body, i even think say na cleansing bath, person just tear me better slap. E be like say na soldier hand. I pour water for me head, wash soap commot for my face. Baba was standing there looking at me. I wanted to say something, i still calm.. i pour water again maim another slap enter cheek ahn!! Abi baba dey mad ni? I pour water again wash soap commot for my face naim Baba dey there. Naim i tear am better slap back gboa!!!!! I thought Baba would retaliate but no, he jumped up and broke into a run, amd from past experiences, i tear race follow am. Whoever the slapee was, i guess himself tear race follow me. Then the slaps came raining doen the back of my head multi-multiple times. Baba couldn’t run very fast and it was easy to grab his danshiki and use him for slap cushioning. The spirit come recruit come beat me and Baba. But baba could make up for his snail speed with body strength, he broke free for me and made way through the back into the coven!!!

“Oloriburuku Omo” he cursed as he dashed into the safety the coven provided.
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