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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Rhu4xce: 5:15pm On Dec 26, 2021 |
dodoatirice: We tanda put for there |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Rick9(m): 8:34pm On Dec 26, 2021 |
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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Twelvedemon12(m): 10:33pm On Dec 26, 2021 |
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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 7:10am On Dec 27, 2021 |
Ara adugboo, Dodo ti ji oo Rice shin sun Zazo zeh Watimagbo. 4 Likes |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Bukolaberry(f): 7:48am On Dec 27, 2021 |
dodoatirice:kala funjuppo ati ji drop e zazo zah 1 Like |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 7:57am On Dec 27, 2021 |
He pack money come pack pot join? I no see my pot for where e dey inside my room and him don go. Dhey this one dey wynn himself ni. Oggar affar, naim i follow suit, in the compound obviously he’d left in his car, i got in my car amd zoomed off supposedly after him. But he hadn’t gone too far off… i sped up and was bumper to bumper with him. And I’d have thought for a brief, he’d checked into his rear view and stepped on the gas. Na that day i know say, its the driver and not the car. The moment he stepped on the gass and whizzed forward like something that was going forward ever, it took me like half a minute to process what happened. But i switched the gear knob to sport mode, and then stepped on the gas too. My pot of money was very very important abeg. Then the need for speed began. He’d have dusted and left me behind, but i knew the road too well and he didn’t. For a moment we were shoulder to shoulder, then ahead i realized that there was a big pot hole ahead, those type of pottttt hole that eas like an unwanted soeed bump or speed breaker, i eased the pressure on my throttle and he felt like he was winning the race, a full minute later, he’d bashed his car, another novice driver was trying to navigate the pothole, and Osa rammed into him from behind. Totaling his vehicle. And leaving an unwanted and costly damage on the other car because he was going at an abnormal speed. I parked just by the side of the road a stone throw and moved to inspect the ruin. I believed he thought i was checking to see if he was okay, but me i was checking for my pot. He was trapped in the wreck, i looked at his back seat and the bag and the money he stole from me sat there undisturbed. I grabbed the bag and left for my own car.. i moved before people barricaded my car. I escaped the scene, Baba call ooooo I picked baba’s dial, and e just said. “Otiku” which meant “you don die”. Shey this man is mentally ni? I rang him back and he repeated the same thing. Death kwa? Then I thought or i felt he could still be hurt regarding the switch switch scenario or he could be serious. I got home and placed the pot where it was before and called baba again. Baba: Pikin wey no sabi anything you carry am put for house. Person wey no be anything, you carry am put for house. Person wey be say as e dey do juju for you him life dey shorten. Person wey don pour sand sand for your garri I pity your mama. He then ended the call again. “You pity my mama naim you allow make i use am” that line got my cracked up for a long long time that i thought i was exhibiting small signs of madness after i got a hold of myself. Then i face the reality inside wetin him dey talk. I put him on dial again. 11 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by DSC7: 8:07am On Dec 27, 2021 |
Chaiiiiiii.... Inside life...... New week new Blessings to you all..... Dodoatirice u re doing well..... Abegggggg feed us more updates..... |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Stainless04: 8:18am On Dec 27, 2021 |
I don finally catch up with page 59...��� |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by haakeem2(m): 8:23am On Dec 27, 2021 |
the suspence i too much na........drop update asap! |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Bukolaberry(f): 8:47am On Dec 27, 2021 |
thanks for the update, so baba being dey watch you and osa for HD television since, now osa don cast as we no no if him go survive the accident. |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Rick9(m): 8:49am On Dec 27, 2021 |
Expecting |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 8:56am On Dec 27, 2021 |
I put Baba on Ring ring, he didn’t pick, i put the pot in the kitchen cabinet, locked the compartment, drove to my estate gate and put the security guys that manned the check in check out that if he came back gey should ring my home first. Gave them beer money and drove out. Kiss Daniel Vado song Dj Spinnall. Baba Baba Baba Baba Sebi you want the banger di banger baba O gbologbo de ni baba o baba You can never top on Spinall baba Never top on Vado baba Aye ti mo wa ko sere baba Omo ti mo do ko le salaye baba Oya oya work for the mula baba I say whine for the baba o baba Oya dab First hail the Baba the Baba wey dey run your matter Baba o Baba o Baba o Baba o Shebi you want the banger the banger But baba is an Original SG (spiritual gee) (Self hailing) (Self hailing) The life wey i come no play play The hoelowshow wey i Bleep i no fit explain Fast Fast work in this money for me Then the money comes after the visit to Baba. Rich people doings Hahahahahahaha a ma nowo selese Baba l’emi si won o l’emi si won Owo yapa Oya dab E kira fun baba baba o baba o baba o Baba l’emi si won l’emi si won Hahahahahahahahaha we will spend money til it hurts and bleed Na Baba i be to them Money is plenty Twaley for the Baba (spiritual Gee) Baba o Baba o Baba o Conversation between the Now Baba Olowo and him assistant wey noor know wetin dey sup. Him assistant wey noor know say After Babalawo, Na BabaOlowo you go see. Elo n mo ti na na N20 million ni sire N20 million pere beni sir E lo ko bundle tuntun wa jhor oya dab But ba ba aye kan lo wa But ba baba sowo yen emi n mo lowo Ki lo n se e baba e ma nowo mo o e ma nowo mo o E kowo mi fun mi Vado lo n play e ma nowo mo o baba BabaOlowo: How much i don spend sef? Ass: SIR!!!!! JUST TWENTY MILLION SIR!!!!!!!!! BabaOlowo: Go bring new Bundles jarey Ass: BUT BUT BUTTTT BABA BABAOLOWO: Na one life dey Ass: BABA NO SPEND MONEY AGAIN, NO SPEND MONEY AGAIN BABAOLOWO: wetin dey do you, OYA GIMMIE ALL MY MONEY. 6 Likes |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Twelvedemon12(m): 10:06am On Dec 27, 2021 |
This op na one of the best abeg |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Hungerbadoo: 10:29am On Dec 27, 2021 |
Best story I've read so far, this aptly explain the life of a broke Yahoo guy title. I'm enjoying and same time crying for you G. Am also looking forward to your downfall, but last Las you no go die. 3 Likes 1 Share
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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Rick9(m): 2:32pm On Dec 27, 2021 |
5000th Comment for you. |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by NoGirlfriend: 6:16pm On Dec 27, 2021 |
mazi dodo!
olee way mpa?
biko bia nye anyi update. |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by prof30(m): 7:39pm On Dec 27, 2021 |
Update oooo please.. |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Fabulouslouie(m): 9:44pm On Dec 27, 2021 |
Hungerbadoo: Swears dodoatirice: Come update this thread bayi |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Rick9(m): 2:49am On Dec 28, 2021 |
Waiting |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by haakeem2(m): 5:33am On Dec 28, 2021 |
imudojuiwọn, imudojuiwọn,
imudojuiwọn, jọwọ wa silẹ
imudojuiwọn |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by formular760: 5:40am On Dec 28, 2021 |
haakeem2: You are practising or exhibiting money ritual traits lol |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by haakeem2(m): 5:43am On Dec 28, 2021 |
formular760:meaning?? |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dimex43(m): 5:55am On Dec 28, 2021 |
Next update please |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 8:14am On Dec 28, 2021 |
Nigga, are you here?? Or there?? Its Pricey. Very pricey. What people do for money. Them say money na visitor, na lie. Money na Passenger. Chibuzor and Chika ooo, them my brotherhood. Them broooke like poop. 2 months after i Gbera, naim themselves Gbera. But their own type of Gbera.. two tight niggas, na me come go sabi them we come be friends. You know this age of peer-pressure and pepper them Socialism. Dem come dey bomb. Holly way oo. Na so two of them first pick 36, 36 millions each. Niggas for street come link up gbas. Dem first buy two Benz one for themselves each. Them come turn OG unto dating level. I can say that, the week they picked, Chibuzor mama no dey Lagos, Chika Mama no dey Lagos. Their mum both returned to Lagos at the same time at the end of the said week. Getting home, their kids now had Benzema’s dem dey form O.G, i Sabi work. Etc. na so one by one their Mama call them enter house. Chika to him Mama, Chibuzor to him Mama sef. Then They respectively from the privacy of their homes held one on one talk sessions with them both. Mama Chibuzor: Weh done my son. I happy for una money wey come so. But the thing wey dey there be say, you know say me and Maama (Nkechi) we travel go Village? Ehn ehn, e get something wey we go do me and Mama Nkechi. You and Chika una go dey kill cow every month for me. If una fit dey kill da Coowu every month una money go dey come dey come una go fear. Chibuzor tries to say something but Mama Chibuzor cuts him off with a stern hand gesture and continues Chibum! Make i talkieee. Make you and Chika make una dey kill this Cooowu every month e dey very important. Na me and Mama Nkechi go stand for una for where we go. This poverty don do for this family. But una must to dey kill tge Coowu every month Obim, Ezenwa, if you noor do am, e mean say i don go be that. Chibuzor: Okay no worry Mama i nooor go forget, i go do am. Now picture these dialogue between mother and son, the same dialogue must have happened at Mama Nkechi’s House with Chika. They splurged their 36million naira till end of that month and then they killed one one cows respectively as their mother had instructed. That new month, everywhere tear, town red and na these boys paint am. 3, 4 more months of cow slaughtering. Naim lockdown jamm dem for Europe wey dem go flex. They missed it and the month rolled into a new month. Their mama dry like stock fish before them see chance enter Hood. As them enter hood lasan the town they once painted red held a candle night precision for both of them. 21 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by DSC7: 8:44am On Dec 28, 2021 |
Mehnnnnn e don be for chika and chibuzor be that ooooo..... Rip to them...... #Work&Pray....... |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Bukolaberry(f): 9:08am On Dec 28, 2021 |
this is deep, some mother's directly or indirectly support thier children in this, in a case where the mother is not directly involved she look away but enjoy the life shortening money, some people can trade thier peace for money that is not Worth it's while., which kind wahala be this. 3 Likes |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Rick9(m): 9:17am On Dec 28, 2021 |
Money 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Gadafii: 9:36am On Dec 28, 2021 |
When I don think say this Yahoo boy don see him end, him go just spun the whole Tory, him end still far, but him suffer dey close to am pass his two balls,. Dodo, u dey try abeg, collect one parcel of loud on my behalf 3 Likes |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 2:32pm On Dec 28, 2021 |
I’m Busy guys I’m so sorry. Short Busy Update: I got a call from the security guys in my estate, then I went ahead to pick Osa, nigga came out of the wreckage with just a scratch here and there. He came inside, went to his room/power room, stayed there till evening, i had forgotten input the pot in tone compartment inside the kitchen cabinet. Him dey, meself i dey.. then i heard something like an explosion in the kitchen.. it wasn’t that loud so to say, but we both heard it. I dashed to check it out, pot broken, money everywhere like say militant enter there detonate money bomb!! Everywhere for kitchen tear.. money even fall from the kitchen windows outside.. but the pot was broken and I didn’t understand it. I was going to shut the kitchen door to go Call Osa i no know say himself don dey come, this time na Ghana must go e carry. DUDE!!!! e still noor send. E pack money full the Bag sotey i no know wetin i go do. Naim he come tell me say we go go that shrine again say this particular pot don finish work. His Intelnwas that we’d go in two days and i needed to make provisions for Albino meat wey we go use as he called it. 9 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by operAhdam: 2:53pm On Dec 28, 2021 |
dodoatirice:I don put on my earbud dey hear trap on this matta |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Rick9(m): 4:45pm On Dec 28, 2021 |
Chai |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 5:21pm On Dec 28, 2021 |
dodoatirice: Contnd: I already ordered the albino meat wey wey go carry go. But he didn’t come back home so we could both go to the shrine again for renewal of the pot. But Osa no come house. I waited from sun up to sundown, e noor come. I traced him to places I thought he could be he noor dey. Wtf! We were supposed to get this done for reals. I already picked up the albinos, i even had to drive them from the pick up locate to my house. I left them in the car for close to 5 hours but i left the car running on Ac. Dark tints dey so no problem. My eyes no come gree take am again, i carry dem enter house order food order drink. Them no gree chop, them noor gree talk, dem just dey look like sunglasses. Morning o night o, its always up, too dumb, you fit bend the hand sef. I frustrate, i come call former comrade, Comrade Baba for the gods Me: (Baba the Baba na your boy they rep from this side over) Baba: (E norr tokk) Me: Ahn Baba na, no be so, i know say you dey vex but but…. I explained things to him and he listened throughout my story-rants then when i got to the part where i said pot broke and the part where i said four albinos were looking at me like zombies at the moment and they looked like they’d strangle me over the night if we refuse to proceed to do the rites. I rounded up my tale and waited for him to give me Intel. Me: (Helloo comerade B.F.T.G help mena wetin make i do) Comerade B.F.T.G : (Static radio tuning on the other end, clears throat) Ti et ta! Static radio tuning on the other end continues,) (Long Beep) offline. Me: Comerade! Comerade!! Com- Comerade!!! (Looks at the phone screen like I don’t know what already happened,) Ah oti cut!! 7 Likes 1 Share |
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