pocohantas:
Nothing. I’ll just give out more. Then sleep…

Can I send my akant number. You're a billionaire already

Buy a house!

Leave in the space or moon for a year

I go first press my village people 1m each make dem no reason me.settle my relatives, I no wan hear urgent 2k EVER from anyone. Carry my siblings and their spouses to an exotic holiday and discuss ways to expand the family empire.

Buy me an island in Fiji.

The main point on my mind is freeing Nigerians from bondage. I would use my money to discuss and negotiate with govt and made sure I raised power generation to 100,000MW with effective transmission and distribution.

The is the ONLY recipe Nigeria needs to build production facilities and we would start exporting again. This would create massive job opportunities.. all companies and factories which have left Nigeria cos of as electricity would return. With this alone, inflation and unemployment ratios would decline drastically. We would have less thugs and kidnapping would reduce drastically. Boko Haram and Bandits would fade away naturally cos people join them as a result of poverty. Life expectancy would be higher cos health would be better also. Entrepreneurs would move into action, and there would be prosperity in the land.

And then, I would build Orphanage and old peoples homes in all states in Nigeria with 5 years operational fund on ground. Then, would find a way the facilities would generate incomes to operate without any bail out. No need to seek funds to operate them. The homes would be in care of a department in FG which is likely interior.

Massive fund would be available in the first years of my operation to build a secured prison environment for politicians.

God bless Nigeria..

Omicron007:



I would buy Nairaland.

I would make my personal griller and be paying him Taaty-Kay every month.

What the heck

Wetin Manna do una

Omicron007:



I would buy Nairaland.

I would make my personal griller and be paying him Taaty-Kay every month.

Lmao

Is 30k not too much...

Aidejay:
Most of the things you people posted are basic and boring sh*t.

You asked for the craziest!!!

You are assuming they would all do your bidding. Them fit gang up jail you sef of care isn't taken after entering govt

Oppy2k2:


How u still dey get time to type all this epistle still dey baffles me.

He did copy and paste.

SCATTER MY MUM WITH MONEY
I WILL GET HER EVERYTHING GETTABLE

I will buy Trucks of weed and Ciroc

Login into my portal nd pay the sch their gaddem fees so they'll let me go.. Please i'm still in need of this money.. Please i'll pay back na. I'm dead serious.

The only way to become a billionaire is boxing or long or table tennis but I will take care of my family members and help poor people in my village and my community at large thank you

weed master Lol

YourFavorite21:
I will buy Trucks of weed and Ciroc

Kingsteve:
In a nutshell...

1. I will change so many people's lives.
To them, I'll be a mini god.

2. I can have whatever I want...anything, I mean absolutely anything money can buy.

3. No matter how minimalistic my dressing, I'd always look dapper.
A head turner!

4. Top notch chilling in the most exotic locations on earth.

Please can u start with me.. I could use a mini god right. In short, i'd gladly have a portrait of u hanging on my wall that says my messiah. Please all i need is 150k. It can come by giveaway or by borrowing. If u want interest on it, no biggie.

First thing, I would lock myself up in my house for 3 months just eating, reading books and watching movies.
Crazy thing, nothing crazy.

Nothing like crazy, na smoke, chop and knack.

Do good

I will buy 70% of Abuja land and convert it to modern city.

wait till u get, all this ur list go lost

FryMosquito:
Op, hope you will not be like this man below

99.9% of people will end up like this.

N1bn is not unlimited money. It can be spent.

If it is not invested to generate more money, it will eventually finish.

this one go really sweet, firstly i go coordinate all the school children in my area and my village and sort their school fees till graduation, flood all the churches and mosque in my area with foods and drinks every worship days and raw foods to take home, every street in my area go collect transformer, all my past teachers till university level will be placed on salary, my children teachers will be placed on salary, all roads in my area and all the places i have lived will be tarred, free food restaurants will be opened in all the areas i have lived in Nigeria with bore holes for water supply....my wife will have a car for each day of the week while i will embark on daily evangelism since i no need to de go work daily to meet up...so help me God!

Build a self sustaining estate in a forest far away from any city and live close to nature.
I can fly in any other thing I need.

I will also set up a foundation to help the REALLY needy people in my immediate environment.

I would invest more in order to make more returns on my investments.
This will subsequently make me richer.

Build a state of the art Facility for Orphans and Less privilege

Vinnie2000:
Just Seated in a Barbing Salon and Listened to Magnito's song ft Patoranking 'If I get Money ehn'..

That he will Employ Mikel Obi, Would make Nicki Minaj his Side Chick and make his Landlord to State the Prize of his House in one word!

The Hilarious Song got me Thinking. If I Got Three Digits Billions or even Trillions, What are some Crazy things I would do..

*I Will Employ Gen Tukur Buratai as my Bodyguard.
*Will Pay Reno Omokri to become my House Boy!
*I Will Propose marriage to Genevieve and if she says Yes, will divorce her After 3 weeks!
*I Will Pay NTA to suspend their 9 O Clock news and Air my Son's naming ceremony Live!
*Will Pay Tiwa Savage to be his Nanny/my PA..


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Na that 9 O'clock news I for want u to suspend permanently.

I go chop fext.