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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 6:32am On Jan 15, 2022 |
Its been a while, nice write up, next pls. |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Hungerbadoo: 6:41am On Jan 15, 2022 |
dodoatirice:You're welcome, please update us on the pastor that ordained himself. |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by DSC7: 7:07am On Jan 15, 2022 |
Badttt guy say he no wan see his demons with clear eyes .... Dodoatirice welcome back ooooo.... Abegggggg feed us more Rice and Plantain... |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by samuel19222(m): 7:31am On Jan 15, 2022 |
nice update dodo |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 8:06am On Jan 15, 2022 |
Fucking with the devil, hmmn, whose fault? I wouldn’t stop, i kept driving and fast that, i could feel the ford engine engaging and disengaging each gear. I could hear the loud road of the bloody Camaro.. make e no even be say na this car go kill person sef.. e too fast.. i went from blah blah blah to blah blah in seconds. Then for the first time in the freeaking car’s life, i tapped on the tape, connected my Bluetooth to it brought the volume down to a in-car contained level and just sank in the moment. I let the music booming sensibly to filter right into my soul.. Errrrrr, you frenzy!!! What!!! (What what) Turn my microphone on Everytime i be in the studio, do this for me.. If i die, if i die, make u no cry for me Ejen simi ejoor ke jen mi If i die fa die Just pretend your not my friend I just want all this to end Ko ye won Kole ye won ooo I go many shows, got many doe Got many hoes What you take me for Them be dey think say hear say i no go reign… The song filtered and it sank deep into my soul. Then traffic stop made me turn it off.. traffic stop at pansheke, in the roundabout close to tamarc, i saw sars officials ahead, not obstructing traffic tho, they just sat at the shade provided but lasmen had theor own shade there too and they stopped to check things from vehicle particulars to the extra effects that you was supp to have in your car. I was already doing my calculations ad i was approaching them, a wanted guy, oh no!! Then I switched the plot. My car was shiny and colorful plus slick, i knew the lasmen guys would stop me to probably find one fault snd use the opportunity to extort me.. I wasn’t worried about them at all. But i was worried about the po-po bitches looking for their own prey. I was a prey to the lasma guys, my car and myself was prey to the hungry looking sars officials. I’m sure they’d observed my car too. A lasma guy was already flagging me down telling me to slow down.. if no be say i pity say the man go get family for house, the moment he waved his stinking hands to stop my car, the first thing that came to my head was, shey na him leg make i break ni abi make i just jam the guy anyhow? Whatever options life choosed for him that morning, i knew it would end up preety baaaaaaaaaad. As from inside my car, he was toast and at my mercy.. person wey i dey plan bad for, this were lasman guy no commot for road oo he was stil persistent in his slow down hand waves. Me too i no come shake, i mounted more pressure on my throttle, and breezed ahead, he probably thought because it was an offense to hit a law official with your car, I’d hit the brakes at some point, more pressure and i almost got him as he had to dive to the side of the road like a soccer goalkeeper trying to keep his team in the game at the dying minutes. I almost got him. He crashed landed by the side of the road, and an oncoming bike that had already lost control then crashed into him too adding the total casualty to 3 persons.. stupid Bastard!! He wan cash out, come collect the bloddy money na.. I bet his team couldn’t get into a pursuit because they now had bodies that need to hit the hospital or morgue.. and make dem try pursue me na rubbish.. dem go dey stand for road rubish!! 17 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Cuminsideher: 8:15am On Jan 15, 2022 |
I'll advise you round up this story pretty soon. You've started to lose the salt . But we'll done bro ... More power to your elbows 4 Likes |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Holla911(m): 8:15am On Jan 15, 2022 |
Well done dodoatirice. You've compensated us for the long wait and this soup (update) over sweet. Incase you don't know, you have a huge fanbase through this thread. Keep up the good work, you are doing well |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by NoGirlfriend: 8:30am On Jan 15, 2022 |
Mazi dodo!
me nd my prick is in standing ovation for u. nwanne idi too much.
every update na blaaasssstttt |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Rick9(m): 8:33am On Jan 15, 2022 |
Wahala |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 8:40am On Jan 15, 2022 |
Cuminsideher: Okay, create new thread is for everyone anyway, and I understand that, you can’t please everyone you know? But thanks. This ends when the story ends, even if no one reads it.. Have a nice day bro 16 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Kolenda(m): 8:59am On Jan 15, 2022 |
dodoatirice:Thank you for your matured response 2 Likes |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 9:25am On Jan 15, 2022 |
My ford was not registered so na no plates. They can’t track me like that. I got hime, unlocked the gates, the sweet sucking unscratchable tingling sensations has started again, blood sucking suckers!! I opened the gate in a hurry, drive inside, parked, locked the gate and quickly went inside to enjoy the blood sucking but sweet pain, ad i enter inside like this gbam!!! E noor even reach thirty minutes like outside outside the gate, someone or something was banging loudly consistently.. no no no, the spirits don’t play with me at this time of the day.. but on second thoughts, second thoughts made me cringe.. what if it was the po-po? Now the type of gate i had in the house, it was sealed out in a way that you won’t see nothing from outside no matter how you try.. i went into the compound, from the voices i heard, there was an influx of assorted people outside the gate and from the shadow the sun casted on the floor, i knew this was it.. the beginning of the end.. I summoned courage and open the small pedestrian gate, and instead of the po-po, i was stood about two steps from haggard looking town boys who had at some point followed my sleek ride in a chase down, so i could give them money, but i was too fast for them, all those ‘alaiye twaile boys’ Me: Wetin sup? Lead boy: (Raising his hands up and stamping his slightly raised left feet to the ground!) Twaile alaiye, awa eyan ti e naani, Og, money before money, Omologo 5G connect Awa o da e mon oo But awa ko e jee pelu rushing, Oro indomie koor Alaiye oloro twaile twala Fun awa nikan kama batiwa loor Awa o wa ba eja oo A de wa toro owo lowo e Tiwa lawagba Jeka wa n jenmbe Opoor Twaile Bigman, na we your people Og, money before money, Gloryboi 5G connect We, we no sabi you o But we dey chop your matter rush rush No be noodles matter Bigman Ricch boy twaile twaila Give us something make we dey go our own We no come cause nuisance, And we no come fight you, And no be say we come beg money for your hand Na awa own street coin we come collect Make we sef chop inside the grace.. Its plenty! Damn, for a minute, i had my heart in my mouth, and I thought i could eat it!!! I thought the bang on my door was the po po initially, i told the guys to wait for me while i get something for them inside. I re-emerged and handed them several pieces of the naira and quickly closed the gate behind me. Tsheee, money wey be say dem no go know wetin dem take am do.. Back inside again, smoking my loud and reading past emails on my phone, i was a bit settled now then another knock outside outside on the gate. Gba gba gba!!!!!!! 11 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Bukolaberry(f): 2:49pm On Jan 15, 2022 |
dodoatirice:na so daddy dodo, God will bless the good works of our hands, shame no go catch us, thanks. |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 3:16pm On Jan 15, 2022 |
Next pls, person wey say the story don start to they lose taste maybe no sabi read or e no understand the story,story wey be say dodo go spicey am come again. |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by NoGirlfriend: 4:06pm On Jan 15, 2022 |
Haakeem:dat guy nor get taste of reading. 1 Like |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Twelvedemon12(m): 5:41pm On Jan 15, 2022 |
Following Twist upon twist |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by DSC7: 5:52pm On Jan 15, 2022 |
Chaiiiiiiiiiiiiiii........ Money wey be say dem no go know wetin them take am do ..... Wahala for who dey hope on big men to help them with money to balance their financial lives.... 5 Likes
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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Rick9(m): 7:05pm On Jan 15, 2022 |
As e dey hot. |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by cotzywitzy(m): 10:15pm On Jan 15, 2022 |
Dodo how far nah |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by allahIsAnIDOL: 10:46pm On Jan 15, 2022 |
MaDaRa01: Yes, if you're truly sincere and you'll go through rigorous fasting and prayers for you to be redeemed but it has to be supervised by a strong prophet cos the journey won't be an easy thing. No be only cast and bind bible matter, so that the prophet will intercede for you cos the devil himself won't back out easily. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by allahIsAnIDOL: 12:00am On Jan 16, 2022 |
T0T0fucker: That mark belongs to ejiogbe, it's the mark they use for bad things like ritual jazz, cutlass, gun, etc. |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Rick9(m): 12:25am On Jan 16, 2022 |
Waiting |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Sthandawasam(m): 7:32am On Jan 16, 2022 |
Dodoatirice I've been quietly following this story, I will say I am intrigued & kudos to guys like you who make staying on our phones interesting. Bless you man ��� You suppose do happy Sunday for boys ooo. |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by beyoutifulpat(f): 9:26am On Jan 16, 2022 |
[color=#006600][/color] dodoatirice: Dodoatirice I'm still enjoying the story just like i was at the beginning.. Please don't end it abruptly like some are suggesting. Let the story end when it ends just like you said. You sure cannot please everyone. More grease to your elbow bro. 2 Likes |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by omoadeleye(m): 12:47pm On Jan 16, 2022 |
Nice one, been reading since three days ago from page one, now here... So i decided to keep this question from you till i get to last page. What later happened to the nurse that helped you to get that new born baby placentas and the sponge, you just briefed about transferring 5m to her account and would later get back to her with your traveling agent and the remaining balance... I am so inquisitive to want to know maybe you chop her eyes or you fulfill your bargain or maybe they later arrest her something. Thanks for this eye opening sweet piece dodoatirice |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 12:56pm On Jan 16, 2022 |
omoadeleye: Thank you My agent sent her to dubai, she was in hide out and people were looking for her so the fastest visa to steal her out of the country fufuling the promise was dubai. But maybe she got into more shit in dubai? Or maybe she’s picked it up living a new life but the after thoughts of what she did for me would always hang in her head, causing emotional distress but what do I know? I fulfilled my promise sha 12 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Hungerbadoo: 1:06pm On Jan 16, 2022 |
dodoatirice:My guy no update again? |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by omoadeleye(m): 1:15pm On Jan 16, 2022 |
dodoatirice: Oh. Thanks for the reply... More ink to your pen |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by mokoh(m): 1:31pm On Jan 16, 2022 |
dodoatirice: So what about sholia |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by DSC7: 1:51pm On Jan 16, 2022 |
Happy Sunday to you all...... Dodoatirice Abegggggg feed us Sunday Rice and Plantain 2 Likes |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Zeel007: 3:51pm On Jan 16, 2022 |
Dodoatrice baba Update Update Update Update Update Update Update Update |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Jackossky(m): 8:42am On Jan 17, 2022 |
Since yesterday, it's been a nice and long read. Dodoandrice,you commmincate your thought exquisitely. Hope you're planning to publish this? |
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