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I Just Gave Birth To An American Baby!!! Please Rejoice With Me Guys!!! by chasisgirl(f): 1:12am On Jan 21, 2022
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Re: I Just Gave Birth To An American Baby!!! Please Rejoice With Me Guys!!! by inspectorg(m): 6:02am On Jan 21, 2022
January baby..... kiss kiss kiss,Shey no be for OUR FATHERS LAND u born aam? undecided undecided undecided I wan check something.







Another one!!, FTC tinz...

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Re: I Just Gave Birth To An American Baby!!! Please Rejoice With Me Guys!!! by bigjackass: 11:58am On Jan 21, 2022
Why you wear glasses go delivery Na prof you born ? undecided

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Re: I Just Gave Birth To An American Baby!!! Please Rejoice With Me Guys!!! by tensazangetsu20(m): 12:08pm On Jan 21, 2022
So automatically the child is an American citizen and has a ton of opportunities open to him and one stupid pastor somewhere is telling us that God loves us all equally. You must be a big fool if you believe God loves you and someone who was born in the USA Canada Switzerland Australia Japan et al equally grin.

Congratulations between.

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Re: I Just Gave Birth To An American Baby!!! Please Rejoice With Me Guys!!! by Raalsalghul: 12:58pm On Jan 21, 2022
tensazangetsu20:
So automatically the child is an American citizen and has a ton of opportunities open to him and one stupid pastor somewhere is telling us that God loves us all equally. You must be a big fool if you believe God loves you and someone who was born in the USA Canada Switzerland Australia Japan et al equally grin.

Congratulations between.

People wey see as Nigeria be now and dey give birth dey try honestly.

Me I no fit. grin

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Re: I Just Gave Birth To An American Baby!!! Please Rejoice With Me Guys!!! by tensazangetsu20(m): 1:03pm On Jan 21, 2022
Raalsalghul:


People wey see as Nigeria be now and dey give birth dey try honestly.

Me I no fit. grin

I dont even pity the parents na the children I pity. When I see small Nigerian children, I almost wanna shed tears for them especially those from middle class to poor homes.

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Re: I Just Gave Birth To An American Baby!!! Please Rejoice With Me Guys!!! by Raalsalghul: 1:08pm On Jan 21, 2022
tensazangetsu20:


I dont even pity the parents na the children I pity. When I see small Nigerian children, I almost wanna shed tears for them especially those from middle class to poor homes.

Honestly, it's a given that some of them will curse their parents in the future or question their birth. embarassed

And while I know not every one will leave the country due to personal choices or lack of finance, make people dey try cap their offspring at two.

The Nigeria of the future, I no wan even imagine am.

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Re: I Just Gave Birth To An American Baby!!! Please Rejoice With Me Guys!!! by tensazangetsu20(m): 1:15pm On Jan 21, 2022
Raalsalghul:


Honestly, it's a given that some of them will curse their parents in the future or question their birth. embarassed

And while I know not every one will leave the country due to personal choices or lack of finance, make people dey try cap their offspring at two.

The Nigeria of the future, I no wan even imagine am.

2 children is too much if you earn less than 1.5 million a month. One and then a vasectomy should be the option for the vast majority of Nigerians but they will call you an extremist grin cheesy

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Re: I Just Gave Birth To An American Baby!!! Please Rejoice With Me Guys!!! by SEYIKP(m): 1:20pm On Jan 21, 2022
Congrats

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Re: I Just Gave Birth To An American Baby!!! Please Rejoice With Me Guys!!! by pansophist(m): 4:37pm On Jan 21, 2022
tensazangetsu20:
So automatically the child is an American citizen and has a ton of opportunities open to him and one stupid pastor somewhere is telling us that God loves us all equally. You must be a big fool if you believe God loves you and someone who was born in the USA Canada Switzerland Australia Japan et al equally grin.

Congratulations between.

In the modern world, your nationality largely dictates the kind of life you're gonna have. Even though a lion and an impala lives in the jungle they are obviously not equal at all. One is a eater, and the other one is to be eaten.

And as for pastors, I'll personally punch anyone wey preach those rubbish to me, but again, they are businessmen, and knows very well that I'm not their customer.

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Re: I Just Gave Birth To An American Baby!!! Please Rejoice With Me Guys!!! by chukxie(m): 5:11pm On Jan 21, 2022
I swear life no balance sam, sam! Born as a black person life don score you one already. Born black into a poor family, life don score you two. Born as a black African life don score you three. Born into a poor Nigerian family, life don score you ten !Hmm!

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Re: I Just Gave Birth To An American Baby!!! Please Rejoice With Me Guys!!! by Sheleads(f): 6:02pm On Jan 21, 2022
Congrats dearie
Re: I Just Gave Birth To An American Baby!!! Please Rejoice With Me Guys!!! by Nicepoker(m): 8:20pm On Jan 21, 2022
tensazangetsu20:
So automatically the child is an American citizen and has a ton of opportunities open to him and one stupid pastor somewhere is telling us that God loves us all equally. You must be a big fool if you believe God loves you and someone who was born in the USA Canada Switzerland Australia Japan et al equally grin.

Congratulations between.
what's the meaning of this.

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Re: I Just Gave Birth To An American Baby!!! Please Rejoice With Me Guys!!! by TheKingsmann(m): 8:48pm On Jan 21, 2022
Congrats
Re: I Just Gave Birth To An American Baby!!! Please Rejoice With Me Guys!!! by Raalsalghul: 7:26am On Jan 22, 2022
chukxie:
I swear life no balance sam, sam! Born as a black person life don score you one already. Born black into a poor family, life don score you two. Born as a black African life don score you three. Born as into a poor Nigerian family, life don score you ten !Hmm!

grin

Bro wetin person go do.

Life I've come to realize is very random: very very random.

It's a meaningless entity if you ask me and people just ascribe patterns to it to make it at least tolerable and livable.

You might get it good or bad and that's why I'm very preachy and sanctimonious regarding how people reproduce.

Imagine the current state of Nigeria with the crop of leaders we have, imagine its future yet folks being aware of these scenarios are still birthing.

Gone are the days I celebrate the birth of a child most especially after observing the family background, environment and other factors.

Is it a child born in an IDP camp you go celebrate for? cheesy

I swear ehn, the matter don make me turn Anti Natalist. grin

To buttress my point, go through below thread;

https://www.nairaland.com/6942012/tired-wife

Chances are those triplets will have it tough in that family unless a miracle happens. embarassed

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Re: I Just Gave Birth To An American Baby!!! Please Rejoice With Me Guys!!! by chukxie(m): 11:37am On Jan 22, 2022
Raalsalghul:


grin

Bro wetin person go do.

Life I've come to realize is very random: very very random.

It's a meaningless entity if you ask me and people just ascribe patterns to it to make it at least tolerable and livable.

You might get it good or bad and that's why I'm very preachy and sanctimonious regarding how people reproduce.

Imagine the current state of Nigeria with the crop of leaders we have, imagine its future yet folks being aware of these scenarios are still birthing.

Gone are the days I celebrate the birth of a child most especially after observing the family background, environment and other factors.

Is it a child born in an IDP camp you go celebrate for? cheesy

I swear ehn, the matter don make me turn Anti Natalist. grin

To buttress my point, go through below thread;

https://www.nairaland.com/6942012/tired-wife

Chances are those triplets will have it tough in that family unless a miracle happens. embarassed

Hmm! 'Local man' most often than not finds it difficult to fathom why there's no equilibrium in life. One is advantaged simply by being in a prosperous country, while another is utterly disadvantaged by being born in a poor country. Neither of them chose where they were born in; life dealt them the hand it chose. In spite of how unequal life appears to treat us, those of us who are already grown should do everything legally possible to ensure of kids don't get born on the wrong side of the aisle. And I did just that!

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Re: I Just Gave Birth To An American Baby!!! Please Rejoice With Me Guys!!! by Raalsalghul: 11:39am On Jan 22, 2022
chukxie:


Hmm! 'Local man' most often than not finds it difficult to fathom why there's no equilibrium in life. One is advantaged simply by being in a prosperous country, while another is utterly disadvantaged by being born in a poor country. Neither of them chose where they were born in; life dealt them the hand it chose. In spite of how unequal life appears to treat us, those of us who are already grown should do everything legally possible to ensure of kids don't get born on the wrong side of the aisle. And I did just that!

Eggzactly, you catch the drift. wink

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Re: I Just Gave Birth To An American Baby!!! Please Rejoice With Me Guys!!! by chukxie(m): 11:57am On Jan 22, 2022
Raalsalghul:


Eggzactly, you catch the drift. wink

Naijas can coin words sha! I applied for a Singapore visa with my wife and daughter, and we were told both wifey and daughter would be granted 2 years multiple entry visas and I'd get 1 month single entry visa because of my 9ja passort. Shame cover my face! Life no balance! grin

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Re: I Just Gave Birth To An American Baby!!! Please Rejoice With Me Guys!!! by Originalsly: 2:55pm On Jan 22, 2022
tensazangetsu20:


So automatically the child is an American citizen


Is it still automatic? ..... there was some talk about stopping that because people.were.coming in pregnant for the same reason.
Re: I Just Gave Birth To An American Baby!!! Please Rejoice With Me Guys!!! by Omniman(m): 3:07pm On Jan 22, 2022
grin
Re: I Just Gave Birth To An American Baby!!! Please Rejoice With Me Guys!!! by Shellsploit: 3:07pm On Jan 22, 2022
Congratulations.

For those trying to conceive, may God grant them their hearty desires.

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Re: I Just Gave Birth To An American Baby!!! Please Rejoice With Me Guys!!! by ignis: 3:07pm On Jan 22, 2022
So American babies are superior to Nigerian babies ?

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Re: I Just Gave Birth To An American Baby!!! Please Rejoice With Me Guys!!! by money121(m): 3:07pm On Jan 22, 2022
Ok
Re: I Just Gave Birth To An American Baby!!! Please Rejoice With Me Guys!!! by visijo(m): 3:07pm On Jan 22, 2022
9 months before i was born, i went to a party with my dad and left with my mom �

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Re: I Just Gave Birth To An American Baby!!! Please Rejoice With Me Guys!!! by Kennyxchange(m): 3:07pm On Jan 22, 2022
Actively buying PayPal funds and other funds at juicy rate. Payment are made with the speed of light.

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Re: I Just Gave Birth To An American Baby!!! Please Rejoice With Me Guys!!! by Naturalobserver(m): 3:07pm On Jan 22, 2022
Wow
Re: I Just Gave Birth To An American Baby!!! Please Rejoice With Me Guys!!! by Nobody: 3:08pm On Jan 22, 2022
What's American baby?

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Re: I Just Gave Birth To An American Baby!!! Please Rejoice With Me Guys!!! by McAausim: 3:08pm On Jan 22, 2022
cheesy
Re: I Just Gave Birth To An American Baby!!! Please Rejoice With Me Guys!!! by Raxxye(m): 3:09pm On Jan 22, 2022
Congratulations!
I and my two other wise friends are coming with our gifts!
I notice Pastor Righteousness is not here, so I'll give a brief sermon on his behalf to welcome the newborn:

Just as the arrival of this baby brings so much joy to the parents and their family, so does God and the angels rejoice when a sinner repents, turns to God and is born again.
You should consider giving your life to Christ today!

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Re: I Just Gave Birth To An American Baby!!! Please Rejoice With Me Guys!!! by Afrogist247(m): 3:09pm On Jan 22, 2022
Congratulations

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Re: I Just Gave Birth To An American Baby!!! Please Rejoice With Me Guys!!! by Olam09(m): 3:10pm On Jan 22, 2022
Congrats

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