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My Dick Wants To Get Me Fired At Work! Help by CaptalnMitch: 1:31pm On Jan 25, 2022 |
I noticed since a month ago, once I resume work and it gets to around 10am, my Dick starts getting extremely long and hard. So hard my black trousers start to make sounds as if it wants to tear. I can't stoke it or pet it to please be gentle because of my office space. Dude gets so hard and long I am ashamed to leave my office or stand up from my desk. It's becoming too often and embarrassing and to top it off, I don't have female colleague in my office Please who else experiences this. What's the solution, what's the way forward? 4 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: My Dick Wants To Get Me Fired At Work! Help by Hardquy(m): 1:51pm On Jan 25, 2022 |
Thats a sign you are a strong, efficient man but you rarely bleep so go get a great girl and empty yourself inside her first. do this thrice a week and see wonders 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Dick Wants To Get Me Fired At Work! Help by caesymore(m): 2:18pm On Jan 25, 2022 |
Lolz... Mhen... wetin musa no go see for gate,when last did lil Johnny go on a journey? 1 Like |
Re: My Dick Wants To Get Me Fired At Work! Help by MadIT(m): 2:20pm On Jan 25, 2022 |
CaptalnMitch: Go get ursef a 'tight' boxer. sometin to prevent ur dick from showing itsef. Plus, u need to watch ur thoughts...ur mind might be on thinks u are too distracted to address. lastly, like some1 said...u may need to Bleep to relieve ursef. Goodluck 2 Likes |
Re: My Dick Wants To Get Me Fired At Work! Help by Nobody: 2:32pm On Jan 25, 2022 |
Smh! |
Re: My Dick Wants To Get Me Fired At Work! Help by Totilopussylick(m): 3:06pm On Jan 25, 2022 |
Say No To Xvideo 1 Like |
Re: My Dick Wants To Get Me Fired At Work! Help by headbasher96(m): 3:19pm On Jan 25, 2022 |
U are fantasizing too much |
Re: My Dick Wants To Get Me Fired At Work! Help by christaddicted: 4:10pm On Jan 25, 2022 |
CaptalnMitch: Your loin is getting heavier. Why not go get married. |
Re: My Dick Wants To Get Me Fired At Work! Help by nickyj19: 4:13pm On Jan 25, 2022 |
try reduce sperm sperm too much for ur body 1 Like |
Re: My Dick Wants To Get Me Fired At Work! Help by FERNANDEZISBACK: 4:14pm On Jan 25, 2022 |
Get your mind off sex and concentrate on work..when you done you can walk into a brothel to soothe your sexual urge.. |
Re: My Dick Wants To Get Me Fired At Work! Help by Agwuemmy(m): 4:37pm On Jan 25, 2022 |
Bro go buy new boxer... Dis new trendy boxer dat is like pant... Dat type were Portable Zazu d wear... E go hide ur John Thomas well |
Re: My Dick Wants To Get Me Fired At Work! Help by Danjikanbauchi: 5:05pm On Jan 25, 2022 |
Go buy quality tight and wear. |
Re: My Dick Wants To Get Me Fired At Work! Help by Kollins11: 5:09pm On Jan 25, 2022 |
Then cut it off before you get fired at work! You have to choose one between being Dickless or Jobless?? 4 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: My Dick Wants To Get Me Fired At Work! Help by JOGICE(m): 7:05pm On Jan 25, 2022 |
CaptalnMitch:Healthy young men between 25-35 normally experience this from time to time, you shouldn’t worry much cuz you’re alright. Flex one of your arm muscle (Biceps) preferably your left and hold it in, no matter how hard you are it’ll go down within 2 minutes. Practice Semen retention, it does wonders to your brain & also affects your body positively. Avoid erotic visual contents too...very important You’ll be fine 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: My Dick Wants To Get Me Fired At Work! Help by Boogyman557: 7:12pm On Jan 25, 2022 |
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Re: My Dick Wants To Get Me Fired At Work! Help by Nobody: 7:18pm On Jan 25, 2022 |
CaptalnMitch:Then fired that dick before it fires you |
Re: My Dick Wants To Get Me Fired At Work! Help by Elianawalker(f): 7:19pm On Jan 25, 2022 |
What do you mean by extremely long and hard.... |
Re: My Dick Wants To Get Me Fired At Work! Help by flokii: 7:22pm On Jan 25, 2022 |
It's either you're watching too much porn or your psyche is messed up with sexual thoughts.. occupy your mind with something tasking and you'd be fine. |
Re: My Dick Wants To Get Me Fired At Work! Help by Uptheante(m): 7:23pm On Jan 25, 2022 |
I swear to God bro, this is exactly what has been happening to me right now in my place of work. Its like u just took the words right out of my mouth. Mine is always around 9 or 10am in the morning too. Initially, I thought the hard erections were as a result of a particular diet I usually take, but I later realised that it happens irrespective of what I take. Make folks here give us advice pls |
Re: My Dick Wants To Get Me Fired At Work! Help by nairaman66(m): 7:46pm On Jan 25, 2022 |
Sex starved peeps everywhere!! |
Re: My Dick Wants To Get Me Fired At Work! Help by nerdfrost(m): 7:50pm On Jan 25, 2022 |
Re: My Dick Wants To Get Me Fired At Work! Help by MrCork: 7:54pm On Jan 25, 2022 |
CaptalnMitch: |
Re: My Dick Wants To Get Me Fired At Work! Help by MrCork: 7:54pm On Jan 25, 2022 |
CaptalnMitch: How long u been gay sir? |
Re: My Dick Wants To Get Me Fired At Work! Help by Dannyfan(m): 8:03pm On Jan 25, 2022 |
My own self dey hard, but most especially when I am having sexual thought and close to ladies (attracted to me). I still be virgin shaa You just need to think less of sex |
Re: My Dick Wants To Get Me Fired At Work! Help by fikayormi(m): 8:44pm On Jan 25, 2022 |
Have it cut off |
Re: My Dick Wants To Get Me Fired At Work! Help by Twoclans(f): 8:57pm On Jan 25, 2022 |
Chief go get laid .Or else odogwu will put you in trouble.. 2 Likes
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Re: My Dick Wants To Get Me Fired At Work! Help by DropsMic(m): 8:57pm On Jan 25, 2022 |
CaptalnMitch: Cut it off.. Thank me later |
Re: My Dick Wants To Get Me Fired At Work! Help by Rickmann: 9:03pm On Jan 25, 2022 |
CaptalnMitch: Wetin Nigerians no go see for buhari regime |
Re: My Dick Wants To Get Me Fired At Work! Help by DemMannaScam: 9:13pm On Jan 25, 2022 |
Onye nzuzu [s] CaptalnMitch:[/s] |
Re: My Dick Wants To Get Me Fired At Work! Help by Nobody: 9:21pm On Jan 25, 2022 |
CaptalnMitch: Dude, stop watching porn at work. Not productive . |
Re: My Dick Wants To Get Me Fired At Work! Help by aimmoney9: 10:01pm On Jan 25, 2022 |
OGA mine too does that every now and then and the cause is because you thought of something erotic... To get it down just count from 1 to 100 in your mind and it will go down..... I deviced this method myself and it works like magic, try it now and give me testimonies........ 1 Like |
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