Ife fake guy
VIP ram
Emeka scam
Tony area boy

Jealousy. ( My yeye cousin who is so envious.)

Spillover
Mumu

Omicron007:
The phonebook or contact list of a phone contains names or nicks of family, friends, loved ones or business clients.

However, taking a glance through someone's contact list can make someone laugh based on the names used to store the contacts.

I have seen funny names in phones such as 'Shawarma Guy', 'Urgent 2K', 'Amadioha' etc.


What is the weirdest name you have used to save someone's contact?

Judas - because the guy once betrayed me.

Omicron007:
l
lols
You must have been a play-boy.

He is, check his new thread.

BSH4u:
Sandra big clít
Inemisit Old Cargo
Wayo Pastor

hahahaha, her clit big reach 2k suya?

one girl that time I saved her name as Abiolababy in initially, thereafter she started taking me for a fool with some yeye character then i deleted her number and when came begging i re-saved her name as Oloriburuku meaning " unfortunate person "

from Abiolababy to Oloriburuku (unfortunate person)

(ashawo sokoto) she de giv me joy

Don't pick....so I won't pick the call

I saved my friend name with PATHOGEN

Mine is "igi Ile ole" operator theif. The guy dupe me when he supposed to supply me wood for roofing....... Con lie on top say his child die... Can u imagine

Don't pick. LOL.

There was this girl that was subtly forcing herself on me back in my days in the higher institution. She was beautiful, sexy but Street smart (rugged). So I really got tired of her ass and saved her name as "ewu number 1" ("goat number 1". The day she found out, was one of the most awkward situations of my life.

When a strange number calls me, I save it as “X” to check if they're on WhatsApp

Thiefman

pussymonger1:
ipako elede, okere ,omo wayo , dammy orobo, obomi, apari,egungun eran ,alagidi,the smelling guy

Are you working at motor park?

Sekoni003:
I have a cousin whose nick is "Disu". He called me one day with a new number, informing me he had ditched his old line. I was behind the wheels so I hurriedly typed "Disu Cousin" and saved the no. Unknown to me, auto-correct had changed it to "Disowned Cousin"
He called me weeks later and my girl brought my phone to me with a weird look; "Your disowned cousin is calling "

Any-time means always in the mode. Onenightstand, we met once she off her pants and bra for me

How much is he owing?

Omniman:
nigga still owing me...

otoropo

bobbiiee:
How much is he owning?

100k since 2017

Esther Corona

Don't pick

Bad influence

Who be dis

Debtor

Das1mama:
Sule Fish............. Alhaji Beans........... Comfort Okpa..... Asin ehn.

U must like food. This is something only a foodie would do

Queen of england

Clean kpekus

Mine was " Busty Joy."