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Descottes:
nah.. I was transferred to lagos. I'm fine thank you.

Do you like the Lagos or you prefer ph

LINTUNE:
same...have stayed up to 3 month without sex one time, had a FWB , but I avoided her that period...this is not bragging, but throughout out those period my dick no stand, I didn't feel any fucking urge....y would I feel any urge then, when I was in my finals, I haven't paid school fees, not paid anything for my project, receiving threats from my landlord cos I was owing him ...this life, na money be the ultimate, nothing else matters o.

3months and you are bragging, does that mean you can't stay away from sex a year plus?what if your future wife travel outside for studies?

Iyaebe:
3months and you are bragging, does that mean you can't stay away from sex a year plus?what if your future wife travel outside for studies?

you just wan find talk, you don't know I tried, you think is easy for we men

LINTUNE:
you just wan find talk, you don't know I tried, you think is easy for we men

What of Reverend fathers,ordinary three months and you are celebrating,it only means that you'll definitely be a cheat.

Iyaebe:
What of Reverend fathers,ordinary three months and you are celebrating,it only means that you'll definitely be a cheat.

you've started again, eh..just lemme abeg, 3 months of abstinence in the midst of abundance pussies is worth celebrating this era, especially for men.

LINTUNE:
you've started again, eh..just lemme abeg, 3 months of abstinence in the midst of abundance pussies is worth celebrating this era, especially for men.

Come and lie that you are single again and let thunder fire you.How are you having sex when you are single? believe men at your own peril.

Iyaebe:
Come and lie that you are single again and let thunder fire you.How are you having sex when you are single? believe men at your own peril.

maybe when you ask me out officially ill stop

LINTUNE:
maybe when you ask me out officially ill stop

lol keep patronizing your hookup girls if it makes you feel good.

Iyaebe:
lol keep patronizing your hookup girls if it makes you feel good.

so u think I have money to waste on hookups, my dear you don't know me at all.

LINTUNE:
so u think I have money to waste on hookups, my dear you don't know me at all.

Then how are you now having sex as a single man who's not in a relationship? how can a single man be celebrating ordinary three months of no sex.I am not understanding

Iyaebe:
Do you like the Lagos or you prefer ph

None. I prefer to leave this goddam country

Munzy14:
Lol...Is not looking down...Ya wuru my friend ya si my taste bud adila programmed to older birds.

That was before o..Av improved on that..Two days ago i was going to see a customer, mistakenly I blocked one man, ya bia i raise voice, mu a bawa o, but I still made him understand I was sorry sha..Ya wuru before...Anyi ga anwu ebe ahu..I will put off engine and start making calls...ya wuru ara, anyi a gbawa ya dia..

Ole ndi ka I ga a kpo? Umunne gi?

If na my lover, Yea sure gift..Mainly money ..enwehu m sister, ufodu oge I don't put mind into ihe na eji e please nwaanyi...especially A material thing...Unless i carefully observe things she like.

Apology before gift is ok, otherwise, it’ll seem like…

Yes na...Ya suru gi ebe a o ji ato m ochi...Especially when you are battling a troll.. The soft attack..I di hu rooted with street attack way Ka wu for anyi...Onye si a banye na mud, anyi eyipu akwa makpuo dia.. Alucha a ga saa ahu..lmao

Yea sag..

Nsogbu ndi nga kariri o.


Eeeh? A mahukwa m o.
November or December?

Mariangeles:
Ole ndi ka I ga a kpo? Umunne gi?



Apology before gift is ok, otherwise, it’ll seem like…



Nsogbu ndi nga kariri o.


Eeeh? A mahukwa m o.
November or December?

Lol mba o...Mu ka umunne na akpo ma ya da na nsogbu...Ya wuru kwanu ihe ogu ndi nke ntakiri ji akpo the second one..

Last week or so second one ran into issues with an NSCDC guy on mufti hitiri moto ya, ya eshiwa onwu na di guy ga aruru ya moto..Ya daa ihe ogu, di guy called his armed people...My bro na called my Dad, my dad asi ya hapu the guy, ya aju...Ha kpowa m, I rushed down only to meet the case resolved..I turned and left..Si ya were nwaayo...Ones you are on the road, no be all issue you go want fight...Some can scratch you car, either you react or overlook as long as it is not that heavy....

Making call m meaniri wu I will act busy on phone puwa..


It will seem like what?

Eji m a noro onwe m nga...Mana onye choro m, m nwe time ma enye gha chi ya, ma mu enwehu time, i ignore...

Yea December 11.

Munzy14:
Lol mba o...Mu ka umunne na akpo ma ya da na nsogbu...Ya wuru kwanu ihe ogu ndi nke ntakiri ji akpo the second one..

Last week or so second one ran into issues with an NSCDC guy on mufti hitiri moto ya, ya eshiwa onwu na di guy ga aruru ya moto..Ya daa ihe ogu, di guy called his armed people...My bro na called my Dad, my dad asi ya hapu the guy, ya aju...Ha kpowa m, I rushed down only to meet the case resolved..I turned and left..Si ya were nwaayo...Ones you are on the road, no be all issue you go want fight...Some can scratch you car, either you react or overlook as long as it is not that heavy....

O di that second one wu onye ogu na mgba?

Making call m meaniri wu I will act busy on phone puwa..

Oh!

It will seem like what?

Being bought over.

Eji m a noro onwe m nga...Mana onye choro m, m nwe time ma enye gha chi ya, ma mu enwehu time, i ignore...

Yea December 11.

I yikwaranu ya.


Wow! The same date as one of my sisters.

Pepper and agidi

Mariangeles:
O di that second one wu onye ogu na mgba?


Oh!




Being bought over.



I yikwaranu ya.


Wow! The same date as one of my sisters.

Hahahahah gra gra ya di too much..O di calm o, mana achoro kwala ya okwu...otherwise una go chop dog meat that day..

It's still cute if you are being bought over by your lover though.

E yiri mu mma m...Then with intelligence of mpa and mma m combine.
Mpa m amahu mma mana o luru nwaanyi mara mma as guy man.

Wow that's cool...sag and leo combination wu union my parents...Seem sags fire is higher than leo...

Munzy14:
Lil Wayne...ooh yes I love them like...

osheee e be like you like better thing

emmyluizzz:
osheee
e be like you like better thing

Who doesn't

Munzy14:
Hahahahah gra gra ya di too much..O di calm o, mana achoro kwala ya okwu...otherwise una go chop dog meat that day..

O basoro gi ogu mgbe unu di na nwata?

It's still cute if you are being bought over by your lover though.

Apology, then gift is cuter. Hehehehehehehe

E yiri mu mma m...Then with intelligence of mpa and mma m combine.
Mpa m amahu mma mana o luru nwaanyi mara mma as guy man.

I puola onu ojoo!
A ga’m a gwa mpa ihe I kwuru.

Wow that's cool...sag and leo combination wu union my parents...Seem sags fire is higher than leo...

Their energies match, so onwehu onye ga emegbuli ibe ya.

Yeah. Sometimes, the energy is quite hard to contain.

Random question: Does your phone get hot when you’re on a call for long?

Mariangeles:
O basoro gi ogu mgbe unu di na nwata?



Apology, then gift is cuter. Hehehehehehehe



I puola onu ojoo!
A ga’m a gwa mpa ihe I kwuru.




Their energies match, so onwehu onye ga emegbuli ibe ya.

Yeah. Sometimes, the energy is quite hard to contain.

Random question: Does your phone get hot when you’re on a call for long?

Lol legodi ihe i juga m, boys wu ogu na mgba till understanding and maturity set in.. we fought well but na me dey beat am well. I think we stopped when I entered secondary school..The school gap made him begin to respect me till date..he respects me more than anyone else..And we play till now

Umu nwoke wu ogu na mgba..jikere kwa ya wuru na gi muo boys karia abuo .

Umu nwanyi unu o na enye kwanu nsogbu at teen...except when fellow teenage boys start approaching them as Asa maranma.. shakara e bido till she crosses 18 and sabi guys a bia gbawa ya TT..

Ihe love ga adi gi nma o


Hehehehehe mpa wu guy man..Anyi kpasuo ya iwe, ya si o maka unu ka mu nma ka m ogologo , Unu aka hu kwam ike eshi o..

Yea, Again one must calm for the other...Mma m wu the calm one..I take time to study and learn a lot from them...


Yes in the afternoon precisely..or when I spend hours on YouTube. E be ahu wu my place of learning.

Munzy14:
Lol legodi ihe i juga m, boys wu ogu na mgba till understanding and maturity set in.. we fought well but na me dey beat am well. I think we stopped when I entered secondary school..The school gap made him begin to respect me till date..he respects me more than anyone else..And we play till now

Umu nwoke wu ogu na mgba..jikere kwa ya wuru na gi muo boys karia abuo .

Hehehehehehehehehehehehe

Umu nwanyi unu o na enye kwanu nsogbu at teen...except when fellow teenage boys start approaching them as Asa maranma.. shakara e bido till she crosses 18 and sabi guys a bia gbawa ya TT..

Gini ka TT putara?

Ihe love ga adi gi nma o

Too intense.
Probably the only thing that can subdue me.

Hehehehehe mpa wu guy man..Anyi kpasuo ya iwe, ya si o maka unu ka mu nma ka m ogologo , Unu aka hu kwam ike eshi o..

He’s funny, right?
O ja a ko unu onu mgbe unu di ntakiri?

Yea, Again one must calm for the other...Mma m wu the calm one..I take time to study and learn a lot from them...

That’s good.

Yes in the afternoon precisely..or when I spend hours on YouTube. E be ahu wu my place of learning.

Okay.

Talking about YouTube; Did you know that instagram consumes way way more data than YouTube?

I never knew until someone mentioned it, then I observed it to be true.
Imagine o! And there’s hardly anything to learn on instagram, but a lot to learn on YouTube.

This weekend, I’ll be trying a new pastry recipe I put together.
I saw a video on YouTube and got inspired by it, so I tweaked the recipe to make it mine.

Mariangeles:
Hehehehehehehehehehehehe



Gini ka TT putara?



Too intense.
Probably the only thing that can subdue me.




He’s funny, right?
O ja a ko unu onu mgbe unu di ntakiri?



That’s good.



Okay.

Talking about YouTube; Did you know that instagram consumes way way more data than YouTube?

I never knew until someone mentioned it, then I observed it to be true.
Imagine o! And there’s hardly anything to learn on instagram, but a lot to learn on YouTube.

This weekend, I’ll be trying a new pastry recipe I put together.
I saw a video on YouTube and got inspired by it, so I tweaked the recipe to make it mine.

TT wu nu talking to...Those times when growing up, we go block babe for corner and begin chyking gi hu ya na a smilu na ekwe n'ishi mmh mmh... m nu haala I will think about it, Obi atoo m special
Ugbu a i chu nwaanyi ga adi zi easy...Thats why people mess up their relationships because they can easily get a new person on social media...Especially na facebook.

Ndi mpa anyi na mma anyi a wu TT ka ha jiri bido...Mpa ji nu akoro anyi oto ojiri chuta mma m.. ya kowa ya mma m ejiri style shiftuo..ndi mma na ihere ..

O si too intense oooh!!! Yea you give off a loving heart vibe..And Obi onye mummy.

Very funny... You can't stay bored with him...Onwere akuko any time any day...
This afternoon I was going to get things, ya si ya soro m..I swear he started gisting from take off till anyi a ga cha bata..Ihe m ma wu zawa ya eeh eeh..
Though not that old...can easily pass off as my elder bro...A lady huru ya na 2018, di shock when I called him Daddy...ike gwuru o.
Yes..ma ya ma mma ji ako onu...Or say i ma njakiri..

They are too jovial and liberal when they like someone....sha I enjoy them, they are a perfect blend. Ancient and modern.

YouTube wu ihe n'ile..Instagram they drink data like water ...And more of a show off thing.

YouTube wu a university on its own...

I ji eme pizza?

Munzy14:
TT wu nu talking to...Those times when growing up, we go block babe for corner and begin chyking gi hu ya na a smilu na ekwe n'ishi mmh mmh... m nu haala I will think about it, Obi atoo m special
Ugbu a i chu nwaanyi ga adi zi easy...Thats why people mess up their relationships because they can easily get a new person on social media...Especially na facebook.

Oh! Ok.

Ndi mpa anyi na mma anyi a wu TT ka ha jiri bido...Mpa ji nu akoro anyi oto ojiri chuta mma m.. ya kowa ya mma m ejiri style shiftuo..ndi mma na ihere ..

Unu e gewekwanu.

O si too intense oooh!!! Yea you give off a loving heart vibe..And Obi onye mummy.

Very funny... You can't stay bored with him...Onwere akuko any time any day...
This afternoon I was going to get things, ya si ya soro m..I swear he started gisting from take off till anyi a ga cha bata..Ihe m ma wu zawa ya eeh eeh..

Though not that old...can easily pass off as my elder bro...A lady huru ya na 2018, di shock when I called him Daddy...ike gwuru o.
Yes..ma ya ma mma ji ako onu...Or say i ma njakiri..

Ya e ji uka kuzugbuo gi ahu!

They are too jovial and liberal when they like someone....sha I enjoy them, they are a perfect blend. Ancient and modern.

They seem cool.

YouTube wu ihe n'ile..Instagram they drink data like water ...And more of a show off thing.

YouTube wu a university on its own...

I ji eme pizza?

Yeah.


I’ve never made it.

Iyaebe:
Then how are you now having sex as a single man who's not in a relationship? how can a single man be celebrating ordinary three months of no sex.I am not understanding

I believe you are being sarcastic with this comment...if only you'll shoot your shot properly so you will be the one in a million , stop beating around d the bush .mind you , I'm not promiscuous at all, I practice responsible sex, that doesn't mean am celibate...

Mariangeles:
Oh! Ok.



Unu e gewekwanu.





Ya e ji uka kuzugbuo gi ahu!




They seem cool.



Yeah.


I’ve never made it.

Lol...Ihe m gwaga gi wu di from secondary school days m o...Ya nyewe anyi early morning morals after prayer..

We owe him listening ear

Yea very cool.


Y? I like hu ya? Ka o wu maka cheese adihu available? Within reach?

Munzy14:
Lol...Ihe m gwaga gi wu di from secondary school days m o...Ya nyewe anyi early morning morals after prayer..

We owe him listening ear

Yea very cool.

Of course.

Y? I like hu ya? Ka o wu maka cheese adihu available? Within reach?

Cheese is available, but I’ve not tried it.

If I want to, I wouldn’t make it from scratch (like making the dough).
I might use tortillas (that shawarma wrap).

Mariangeles:
Of course.





Cheese is available, but I’ve not tried it.

If I want to, I wouldn’t make it from scratch (like making the dough).
I might use tortillas (that shawarma wrap).

You will double the tortilla abii?

There are times I used to buy tortilla for home made sharwama..

Later on I dried doing some home made, but they ended up looking tortilla but not..

Again there is this bread I used to see that Russian guy make in his videos...Georgy kavkas..The bread resemble wetin no rise at all.

Munzy14:
You will double the tortilla abii?

Probably.
I love corn tortillas.

There are times I used to buy tortilla for home made sharwama..

Later on I dried doing some home made, but they ended up looking tortilla but not..

You made shawarma? You must really like cooking.

Again there is this bread I used to see that Russian guy make in his videos...Georgy kavkas..The bread resemble wetin no rise at all.

Is it pita bread?


If you want to watch something relaxing, check out this couple from Azerbaijan…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjAfGyYMZu0

Where they live is paradise on earth.
The animals.
The flowers.
The tranquility.
The freshness of their air.

The wife make all their foods from scratch.

Also check out their videos of winter season.

Mariangeles:
Probably.
I love corn tortillas.



You made shawarma? You must really like cooking.




Is it pita bread?


If you want to watch something relaxing, check out this couple from Azerbaijan…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjAfGyYMZu0

Where they live is paradise on earth.
The animals.
The flowers.
The tranquility.
The freshness of their air.

The wife make all their foods from scratch.

Also check out their videos of winter season.

I enjoy everything about it..

But I won't enter kitchen as long as I have someone who will...except on emergency or I just want to give somebody a treat

Everything about cooking impress me just like Agriculture..

I will.

I am watching selina tested..When I am done, I will check this channel.

Maybe pita bread...any time I come across that man's video i will show the link.

Munzy14:
I enjoy everything about it..

But I won't enter kitchen as long as I have someone who will...except on emergency or I just want to give somebody a treat

Everything about cooking impress me just like Agriculture..

I will.

I am watching selina tested..When I am done, I will check this channel.

Maybe pita bread...any time I come across that man's video i will show the link.

I wanted to check out that selina tested as par the hype, then I saw three guys with guns, then I was like naaaaaaaaaaah.

Mariangeles:
I wanted to check out that selina tested as par the hype, then I saw three guys with guns, then I was like naaaaaaaaaaah.

I si naaaahhhh

The guys were talented..The played a typical ghetto life representation of guys in SS village and some of south eastern side.
And their free use of arms and charms to terrorise and bully perceived weak people.

So you don't watch movies with guns?
Ka oju atu gi ujo?