₦airaland Forum

Loewe:
The number of ladies who own and use $ex toys all over the world is alarmingly high. As a guy, I can't even imagine owning one; it would be shameful.

Nowadays a lot of ladies are sex freaks and most of them cannot go a month without sexual intercourse. . .

Bro, my girlfriend left me because we've been in a no sex relationship for some time and she is tired and says she feels lonely like she wants to go mad.
It was I who introduced the no sex thing oh, it's not like it was easy for me, each time I see her I just keep staring at her eyes throughout cus if I stare at her ass or boobs or lips, my sense go just vanish.

Now she is screwing somebody else,, Nigerian women of these days suprise me.

Congy na basterd

Tor, the myth that "men love sex more" is gradually becoming a mirage

LordIsaac:
Tor, the myth that "men love sex more" is gradually becoming a mirage

one of those lies.
they love it more but they will never ask for it due to slut shaming afterward.

Stevenson1:
Some ladies are ruthless when they want to orgasm. They forget for few minutes that the world is sperical in shape.
That moment, they can even put electric iron inside the pussy and won't even notice.
Naso, one left cucumber inside a Virgina that year for School after heavy masturbation and was taken to the hospital.
Orgasm makes ladies especially African ladies go wild.
That's why they say "A man that controls a woman's sex drive is the strongest man on earth" that's why some women are in marriage but receiving orders from their sex boyfriend's. Orders like, don't ever let that your useless husband touch you for at least 8 months and you go hear the married woman reply " Trust me baby, he won't! I'm all yours"
Lol.

this is why women love the pussy knacker more than the money spenders
i use to pity simps that spend and spend hoping to get laid.
no amount of money can take a woman to cloud9, we wont let any golddigger fool us

walkingshadow911:
one of those lies.
they love it more but they will never ask for it due to slut shaming afterward.

I still pity the men paying for sex.... honestly!

Um...do you realise that you just objectified men Chillax, I was a bit turned on by that Would be honoured if you would dm moi.

Raspberries:
Lol... You know nothing about intimacy gadgets...

There are toys for the nipples... For the clitoris... For the ass... And the vagina...

Big toys... Fast toys... And toys that suck or vibrate...

The only reason a penis is better, it's cause of the body it's attached to...

I like contact; hugs, kisses, etc...

So I would still choose a good man over the best intimacy gadgets...

Raspberries:
Most intimacy gadgets are better than the real thing...

Double penetration... clitoral vibrator- you can't beat that...

And freak accidents

The mumu still dey do peace sign. Snake gender people have sold shame to the animals. These days, it's easier to see goats crossing their legs than to see an average vaginarian doing so. Their pussies are more busy than President Putin.

Thermodynamics:
Bro, my girlfriend left me because we've been in a no sex relationship for some time and she is tired and says she feels lonely like she wants to go mad.
It was I who introduced the no sex thing oh, it's not like it was easy for me, each time I see her I just keep staring at her eyes throughout cus if I stare at her ass or boobs or lips, my sense go just vanish.

Now she is screwing somebody else,, Nigerian women of these days suprise me.

It's either you are impotent or you are ashamed of your dick.

Whichever one it is, you are not a real man bro.

I don't even know what to say now. Still thinking

Nice

Loewe:
The number of ladies who own and use $ex toys all over the world is alarmingly high. As a guy, I can't even imagine owning one; it would be shameful.

Nowadays a lot of ladies are sex freaks and most of them cannot go a month without sexual intercourse. . .

Guys r worse

Yen yen yen tomorrow this gender will say men loves sex more than women but na them get intimacy gadget...


Make them leave the thing there for her so that she go rest, na this type you they bang she go dey say faster faster faster..

Wonders they say will never end

Meanwhile, bring your manuscripts let me publish for you on Amazon
I know you've praying for this opportunity

I don’t get it!
When the real thing is available for free.
Tried once and that was because he wanted to watch.

But having sex with a Man is doing him a favour n men have to pay.

Anonymity234:
Lol

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Daniel7543:
Nairaland feminists will run away from this thread.

Na only God know wetin nairaland feminists go dey use service their kpekus.

DEM NOR DEY CARRY NORMAL TOW TOW NOW

THEIR TOW TOW NA KONGA SO NA ONE TUBER OF YAM BE THEIR OWN LOVE MACHINE

Stevenson1:
Some ladies are ruthless when they want to orgasm. They forget for few minutes that the world is sperical in shape.
That moment, they can even put electric iron inside the pussy and won't even notice.
Naso, one left cucumber inside a Virgina that year for School after heavy masturbation and was taken to the hospital.
Orgasm makes ladies especially African ladies go wild.
That's why they say "A man that controls a woman's sex drive is the strongest man on earth" that's why some women are in marriage but receiving orders from their sex boyfriend's. Orders like, don't ever let that your useless husband touch you for at least 8 months and you go hear the married woman reply " Trust me baby, he won't! I'm all yours"
Lol.

Hmmm... talking from experience

[quote author=Shalommy post=110726150]Chaiii... Too much of everything is a problem. Aunty overdo![/quote

Tell her your level?simple

Nah Murican soldier,over-hyped soldiers.

wizonlyson:
no1..army officer on tiktok..no2..army officer on fixing nails..no3..army officer is confused..this world is really at end..

Naira women sef ❗️❗️



Artificial;

❌Hair
❌Complexion
❌Booobs
❌EyebrowsEyelashes
❌Nyash
❌Poohhssi

Now, na artificial
☹️Deek
☹️Husband
☹️Accents


Surely, they can't make heaven..

Now this things happened to her she will get a man to be secretly nacking her over there......the fear of intimacy gadget is the beginning wisdom... wisdom is now to get a man to be nacking her even if she is married... even her husband is secretly nacking his side chicks in the absent of her wife

Raspberries:
Most intimacy gadgets are better than the real thing...

Double penetration... clitoral vibrator- you can't beat that...

THAT IS THE MOST DISGUSTING THING EVER SAID.YOU ARE NOT WELL. ADDICTION TO MACHINE SEX OR PLASTIC SEX IS ANODA HEIGHT OF MENTAL PROBLEM.VERY ABNORMAL DEFENCE.

Okay