In what will come across as a really startling development, an army officer has ended up in a hospital, afraid for her life, after a s*x toy got stuck in her v*gina.

The army officer, who claims to have been stationed away from home for almost a year, was filmed lying in a hospital bed after a self-love
session with a lavender-coloured vibrator went horribly wrong.

She took to TikTok to share "the thing that almost killed her".

In a follow-up clip, she explained: "So basically I am in the military, I've been away from home for almost a year.

"So for me being away from home mean I've got to make it do what to do, which is why I bought that toy."

She continued: "The toy got like 10 different settings on it so the first couple of things I use them like a lot of times so one day I just decided to just crack this whole what right quick.

"I shouldn't do that because level one, level two, it'd be sending me to heaven every single time.

"I cranked that thing up to level six – it's a different vibration with little suction things."

She said the intimacy gadget sent her to "heaven" within three to five seconds.

She added: "I'm in heaven and suddenly I realise I can't get it out of me.

"I try pull the toy out and it wouldn't come out – the suction cup was not moving."

"I couldn't get myself up because my body is so weak that I'm on the floor. Next thing I know, I blacked out."

She was taken to the hospital where the intimacy gadget was removed from her body.

The TikToker confessed: "When I came back, I threw that s*** away."



https://www.tori.ng/news/195293/army-officer-rushed-to-hospital-with-a-sx-toy-stuc.html

Lol

Being away from home nor easy oooo.

Especially for those who have high libido.

The number of ladies who own and use $ex toys all over the world is alarmingly high. As a guy, I can't even imagine owning one; it would be shameful.

Nowadays a lot of ladies are sex freaks and most of them cannot go a month without sexual intercourse. . .

Chaiii... Too much of everything is a problem. Aunty overdo!

Nairaland feminists will run away from this thread.

Na only God know wetin nairaland feminists go dey use service their kpekus.

Ragbu o onwe gi na intimacy gadget.

Wetin Slow Motion No Go See For Indian Movie Bikonu??

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no1..army officer on tiktok..no2..army officer on fixing nails..no3..army officer is confused..this world is really at end..

Holly Gram real matters on top real MATTERZ..



LITE UP my WEED in peace!



WTF MAN!

Shame level. 2%

Loewe:
The number of ladies who own and use intimacy gadgets all over the world is alarmingly high. As a guy, I can't even imagine owning any intimacy gadget, it would be shameful.

Nowadays a lot of ladies are sex freaks and most of them cannot go a month without sexual intercourse. . .

Hour

Crazy things are happening

If is not panadol it can never be like panadol if e like make e send you go bamudi triangle.

Pussy and Dick

Only you carry vibrator still carry sunction cup chook inside body.. later they will be forming as if they don't like sex or have sexual desires.
Mum.u feminist.

U no get male colleague ni?

Well, thank God for your life. Konji is a bastard indeed.

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Bless!!!

Babaken:
If is not panadol it can never be like panadol if e like make e send you go bamudi triangle.

Most intimacy gadgets are better than the real thing...

Double penetration... clitoral vibrator- you can't beat that...

Level 6 when level 2 is taking you to heaven already. I can see she got what she wants, besides she should have kept It and try level 10.

Raspberries:
Most intimacy gadgets are better than the real thing...

Double penetration... clitoral vibrator- you can't beat that...

still it can never be like DICKEH can it penetrate still be sucking breast at the same time use one hand to roll the other NIPPLE.

Babaken:
still it can never be like DICKEH can it penetrate still be sucking breast at the same time use one hand to roll the other NIPPLE.

Lol... You know nothing about intimacy gadgets...

There are toys for the nipples... For the clitoris... For the ass... And the vagina...

Big toys... Fast toys... And toys that suck or vibrate...

The only reason a penis is better, it's cause of the body it's attached to...

I like contact; hugs, kisses, etc...

So I would still choose a good man over the best intimacy gadgets...

Loewe:
The number of ladies who own and use intimacy gadgets all over the world is alarmingly high. As a guy, I can't even imagine owning any intimacy gadget, it would be shameful.

Nowadays a lot of ladies are sex freaks and most of them cannot go a month without sexual intercourse. . .

when I was in school then, I went to visit a friend and the first thing I saw in her room was an electric Love Machine. And this girl dey attend foursquare church... No trust that gender. They are confused. Wanted natural and artificial satisfaction.

Raspberries:
Lol... You know nothing about intimacy gadgets...

There are toys for the nipples... For the clitoris... For the ass... And the vagina...

Big toys... Fast toys... And toys that suck or vibrate...

The only reason a penis is better, it's cause of the body it's attached to...

I like contact; hugs, kisses, etc...

So I would still choose a good man over the best intimacy gadgets...

Thank you Now I rest my case for admitting that Pen-is is best The he body contact alone is something.

Them for show us pussy na

Tooh

You'll see them looking innocent and inexperienced but what a lot of them do behind close doors can only be imagined

After them go say na men like sex pass

Loewe:
The number of ladies who own and use $ex toys all over the world is alarmingly high. As a guy, I can't even imagine owning any $ex toy, it would be shameful.

Nowadays a lot of ladies are sex freaks and most of them cannot go a month without sexual intercourse. . .

naw dawg,is to show you that many men can't satisfy their women, the statistics of women achieving orgasm from direct thrusting is very poor,I mean how can you satisfy, something that a full baby comes out from? reason am, that's why I laff when n**gas come here to boast of their sexual prowess in reality , she's just faking it because she likes you, but do not be discourage brethren ,do your part and leave the rest for that gender.

Useless news. Useless Nairaland. Foolish replies.

ExAngel007:
In what will come across as a really startling development, an army officer has ended up in a hospital, afraid for her life, after a s*x toy got stuck in her v*gina.

The army officer, who claims to have been stationed away from home for almost a year, was filmed lying in a hospital bed after a self-love
session with a lavender-coloured vibrator went horribly wrong.

She took to TikTok to share "the thing that almost killed her".

In a follow-up clip, she explained: "So basically I am in the military, I've been away from home for almost a year.

"So for me being away from home mean I've got to make it do what to do, which is why I bought that toy."

She continued: "The toy got like 10 different settings on it so the first couple of things I use them like a lot of times so one day I just decided to just crack this whole what right quick.

"I shouldn't do that because level one, level two, it'd be sending me to heaven every single time.

"I cranked that thing up to level six – it's a different vibration with little suction things."

She said the intimacy gadget sent her to "heaven" within three to five seconds.

She added: "I'm in heaven and suddenly I realise I can't get it out of me.

"I try pull the toy out and it wouldn't come out – the suction cup was not moving."

"I couldn't get myself up because my body is so weak that I'm on the floor. Next thing I know, I blacked out."

She was taken to the hospital where the intimacy gadget was removed from her body.

The TikToker confessed: "When I came back, I threw that s*** away."



https://www.tori.ng/news/195293/army-officer-rushed-to-hospital-with-a-sx-toy-stuc.html

Some ladies are ruthless when they want to orgasm. They forget for few minutes that the world is sperical in shape.
That moment, they can even put electric iron inside the pussy and won't even notice.
Naso, one left cucumber inside her Virgina that year for School after heavy masturbation and was taken to the hospital.
Orgasm makes ladies especially African ladies go wild.
That's why they say "A man that controls a woman's sex drive is the strongest man on earth" that's why some women are in marriage but receiving orders from their sex boyfriend's. Orders like, don't ever let that your useless husband touch you for at least 8 months and you go hear the married woman reply " Trust me baby, he won't! I'm all yours"
Lol.