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I'm just staring at all these bankers here. This fair one standing to my left looks like she did something similar awhile ago, that is, the way she returned my look as if she's on NL and is reading same sh1t.
Women! Object of sex, no doubt

meanwhile, me I dey here finding where to slot my rod of ages this life is indeed not balance

ajl:
So, you dropped from the sky as a baby? You just spited on your mother.

gettat of my sight, thou armpit of humanity.

Fatherless dweeb!

Daniel7543:
Nairaland feminists will run away from this thread.

Na only God know wetin nairaland feminists go dey use service their kpekus.

They convince the world men are sex freaks, only men need sex thereby women are only doing men favours which should be compensated with valuables ..... buh every time container of Love Machine lands in apapa naa sold out asap. confused gender

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram real matters on top real MATTERZ..



LITE UP my WEED in peace!



WTF MAN!

You and this your weed don't let it stuck in your mouth one day

Raspberries:
Most intimacy gadgets are better than the real thing...

Double penetration... clitoral vibrator- you can't beat that...

But no affection.

wizonlyson:
no1..army officer on tiktok..no2..army officer on fixing nails..no3..army officer is coeally at end..

If na Nigeria, Nigerian army for don fire her.

Loewe:
The number of ladies who own and use $ex toys all over the world is alarmingly high. As a guy, I can't even imagine owning one; it would be shameful.

Nowadays a lot of ladies are sex freaks and most of them cannot go a month without sexual intercourse. . .

And they can form ehn, where as na them spoil pass. I don't even pity these pussies, once i get, i smash shit out.

ExAngel007:
In what will come across as a really startling development, an army officer has ended up in a hospital, afraid for her life, after a s*x toy got stuck in her v*gina.

The army officer, who claims to have been stationed away from home for almost a year, was filmed lying in a hospital bed after a self-love
session with a lavender-coloured vibrator went horribly wrong.

She took to TikTok to share "the thing that almost killed her".

In a follow-up clip, she explained: "So basically I am in the military, I've been away from home for almost a year.

"So for me being away from home mean I've got to make it do what to do, which is why I bought that toy."

She continued: "The toy got like 10 different settings on it so the first couple of things I use them like a lot of times so one day I just decided to just crack this whole what right quick.

"I shouldn't do that because level one, level two, it'd be sending me to heaven every single time.

"I cranked that thing up to level six – it's a different vibration with little suction things."

She said the intimacy gadget sent her to "heaven" within three to five seconds.

She added: "I'm in heaven and suddenly I realise I can't get it out of me.

"I try pull the toy out and it wouldn't come out – the suction cup was not moving."

"I couldn't get myself up because my body is so weak that I'm on the floor. Next thing I know, I blacked out."

She was taken to the hospital where the intimacy gadget was removed from her body.

The TikToker confessed: "When I came back, I threw that s*** away."

https://www.tori.ng/userfiles/image/2022/mar/03/army%20off.JPG

https://www.tori.ng/news/195293/army-officer-rushed-to-hospital-with-a-sx-toy-stuc.html

Na dem. Shameless Akatas. Self control is a great issue for them.

Raspberries:
Most intimacy gadgets are better than the real thing...

Double penetration... clitoral vibrator- you can't beat that...

unfortunately true. The only thing with doing it with a man is the warmth and feeling of a man's body. Also noticed that head and fingering have better effect on ladies too

She should thank God na yankee she dey
If na here..
Slawomir how far

Draslo:
Shame level. 2%

2% is too much. It's actually 0

donbachi:
Ragbu o onwe gi na intimacy gadget.

Ifele Ani eme ya

Raspberries:
Lol... You know nothing about intimacy gadgets...

There are toys for the nipples... For the clitoris... For the ass... And the vagina...

Big toys... Fast toys... And toys that suck or vibrate...

The only reason a penis is better, it's cause of the body it's attached to...

I like contact; hugs, kisses, etc...

So I would still choose a good man over the best intimacy gadgets...

then you have to choose me

wizonlyson:
no1..army officer on tiktok..no2..army officer on fixing nails..no3..army officer is confused..this world is really at end..

Are this the guys that wants to fight Putin's men .... Honestly this is is a joke

dalass:
You guys also have your sex dolls going for tens of thousands of dollars. Which they buy just for sex.. To the extent of even getting married to them... So, who are the sex freaks? At least I never saw a lady marry vibrator! ... Doll oh... Dullards

I have seen guys fucking goat, chicken and even cockroach! just because of sex!

Exceptions to INSANITY and beside what are you doing around insane guyz or is there sumthing you are not telling us about yourself.

Loewe:
The number of ladies who own and use $ex toys all over the world is alarmingly high. As a guy, I can't even imagine owning one; it would be shameful.

Nowadays a lot of ladies are sex freaks and most of them cannot go a month without sexual intercourse. . .

Don't tell me u'wer joking. Which one is one month? Sounds like ages. A day interval na war for some of dem. Well, let me not blame anybody. E fit be climatic change dey cause am.

Daniel7543:
Nairaland feminists will run away from this thread.

Na only God know wetin nairaland feminists go dey use service their kpekus.

They don't give a Bleep bros

ExAngel007:
In what will come across as a really startling development, an army officer has ended up in a hospital, afraid for her life, after a s*x toy got stuck in her v*gina.

The army officer, who claims to have been stationed away from home for almost a year, was filmed lying in a hospital bed after a self-love
session with a lavender-coloured vibrator went horribly wrong.

She took to TikTok to share "the thing that almost killed her".

In a follow-up clip, she explained: "So basically I am in the military, I've been away from home for almost a year.

"So for me being away from home mean I've got to make it do what to do, which is why I bought that toy."

She continued: "The toy got like 10 different settings on it so the first couple of things I use them like a lot of times so one day I just decided to just crack this whole what right quick.

"I shouldn't do that because level one, level two, it'd be sending me to heaven every single time.

"I cranked that thing up to level six – it's a different vibration with little suction things."

She said the intimacy gadget sent her to "heaven" within three to five seconds.

She added: "I'm in heaven and suddenly I realise I can't get it out of me.

"I try pull the toy out and it wouldn't come out – the suction cup was not moving."

"I couldn't get myself up because my body is so weak that I'm on the floor. Next thing I know, I blacked out."

She was taken to the hospital where the intimacy gadget was removed from her body.

The TikToker confessed: "When I came back, I threw that s*** away."

https://www.tori.ng/userfiles/image/2022/mar/03/army%20off.JPG

https://www.tori.ng/news/195293/army-officer-rushed-to-hospital-with-a-sx-toy-stuc.html

Why naa? Why throw it away?

Nature can't be displaced!!

kayperry:
Exceptions to INSANITY and beside what are you doing around insane guyz or is there sumthing you are not telling us about yourself.

Right on social media... I don't have them around me... But on whatsapp, news, around the globe ..

Raspberries:
Most intimacy gadgets are better than the real thing...

Double penetration... clitoral vibrator- you can't beat that...

Don't worry one day it will stuck inside that your dirty well.......

No objects beats a Dick

[quote author=wizonlyson post=110726402] no1..army officer on tiktok..no2..army officer on fixing nails..no3..army officer is confused..this world is really at end..[/
quote]
This lady has never in any way be an army officer, she is impersonating pls find out she will soon be in army net.

Raspberries:
Lol... You know nothing about intimacy gadgets...

There are toys for the nipples... For the clitoris... For the ass... And the vagina...

Big toys... Fast toys... And toys that suck or vibrate...

The only reason a penis is better, it's cause of the body it's attached to...

I like contact; hugs, kisses, etc...

So I would still choose a good man over the best intimacy gadgets...

See this confused gender, next moment she is praising a intimacy gadget, the next second she is praising a Dick.

Lol

Daniel7543:
Nairaland feminists will run away from this thread.

Na only God know wetin nairaland feminists go dey use service their kpekus.

Roll-on

Hair brush

Cucumber

Shower head

Edge of bed

E plenty abeg….

Oh goodness......is it that most of us don't read or just find it difficult to comprehend
She's married
Away from home for a long time
She's got urges.... she's married
But not close to home cz of work....
So she uses that to help herself or would she rather sleep with colleagues??


That's a hilarious post there though.
Nairaland guys should be taking a chill pill most times.

Maybe she wanted to go 4th round n d machine don taya too. Women n wahala

Women and masturbation

Dem like sex pass anything else....

Dem pretend pass

Dem also, sabi control their sexual urge sha

What a gender!

This one pass Russia invasion ooo!

Many of you will soon fall victim. Una believe say men are useless abi? Continue!

donbachi:
Ragbu o onwe gi na intimacy gadget.

O ratago ihe o na acho.Lol!