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Daniel7543:
Nairaland feminists will run away from this thread.

Na only God know wetin nairaland feminists go dey use service their kpekus.

ExAngel007:
In what will come across as a really startling development, an army officer has ended up in a hospital, afraid for her life, after a s*x toy got stuck in her v*gina.

The army officer, who claims to have been stationed away from home for almost a year, was filmed lying in a hospital bed after a self-love
session with a lavender-coloured vibrator went horribly wrong.

She took to TikTok to share "the thing that almost killed her".

In a follow-up clip, she explained: "So basically I am in the military, I've been away from home for almost a year.

"So for me being away from home mean I've got to make it do what to do, which is why I bought that toy."

She continued: "The toy got like 10 different settings on it so the first couple of things I use them like a lot of times so one day I just decided to just crack this whole what right quick.

"I shouldn't do that because level one, level two, it'd be sending me to heaven every single time.

"I cranked that thing up to level six – it's a different vibration with little suction things."

She said the intimacy gadget sent her to "heaven" within three to five seconds.

She added: "I'm in heaven and suddenly I realise I can't get it out of me.

"I try pull the toy out and it wouldn't come out – the suction cup was not moving."

"I couldn't get myself up because my body is so weak that I'm on the floor. Next thing I know, I blacked out."

She was taken to the hospital where the intimacy gadget was removed from her body.

The TikToker confessed: "When I came back, I threw that s*** away."

https://www.tori.ng/userfiles/image/2022/mar/03/army%20off.JPG

https://www.tori.ng/news/195293/army-officer-rushed-to-hospital-with-a-sx-toy-stuc.html

Loewe:
The number of ladies who own and use $ex toys all over the world is alarmingly high. As a guy, I can't even imagine owning one; it would be shameful.

Nowadays a lot of ladies are sex freaks and most of them cannot go a month without sexual intercourse. . .

ExAngel007:
In what will come across as a really startling development, an army officer has ended up in a hospital, afraid for her life, after a s*x toy got stuck in her v*gina.

The army officer, who claims to have been stationed away from home for almost a year, was filmed lying in a hospital bed after a self-love
session with a lavender-coloured vibrator went horribly wrong.

She took to TikTok to share "the thing that almost killed her".

In a follow-up clip, she explained: "So basically I am in the military, I've been away from home for almost a year.

"So for me being away from home mean I've got to make it do what to do, which is why I bought that toy."

She continued: "The toy got like 10 different settings on it so the first couple of things I use them like a lot of times so one day I just decided to just crack this whole what right quick.

"I shouldn't do that because level one, level two, it'd be sending me to heaven every single time.

"I cranked that thing up to level six – it's a different vibration with little suction things."

She said the intimacy gadget sent her to "heaven" within three to five seconds.

She added: "I'm in heaven and suddenly I realise I can't get it out of me.

"I try pull the toy out and it wouldn't come out – the suction cup was not moving."

"I couldn't get myself up because my body is so weak that I'm on the floor. Next thing I know, I blacked out."

She was taken to the hospital where the intimacy gadget was removed from her body.

The TikToker confessed: "When I came back, I threw that s*** away."

https://www.tori.ng/userfiles/image/2022/mar/03/army%20off.JPG

https://www.tori.ng/news/195293/army-officer-rushed-to-hospital-with-a-sx-toy-stuc.html

Babaken:
If is not panadol it can never be like panadol if e like make e send you go bamudi triangle.

Emperorx:
You and this your weed don't let it stuck in your mouth one day

Amah70:
With that your small diiick that collapses after the first ejacu.., never to go rigid again until after a week?

Babaken:
still it can never be like DICKEH can it penetrate still be sucking breast at the same time use one hand to roll the other NIPPLE.

Raspberries:
Most intimacy gadgets are better than the real thing...

Double penetration... clitoral vibrator- you can't beat that...

Loewe:
The number of ladies who own and use $ex toys all over the world is alarmingly high. As a guy, I can't even imagine owning one; it would be shameful.

Nowadays a lot of ladies are sex freaks and most of them cannot go a month without sexual intercourse. . .

posty56:
naw dawg,is to show you that many men can't satisfy their women, the statistics of women achieving orgasm from direct thrusting is very poor,I mean how can you satisfy, something that a full baby comes out from? reason am, that's why I laff when n**gas come here to boast of their sexual prowess in reality , she's just faking it because she likes you, but do not be discourage brethren ,do your part and leave the rest for that gender.

Raspberries:
Most intimacy gadgets are better than the real thing...

Double penetration... clitoral vibrator- you can't beat that...

Daniel7543:
Nairaland feminists will run away from this thread.

Na only God know wetin nairaland feminists go dey use service their kpekus.

Daniel7543:
Nairaland feminists will run away from this thread.

Na only God know wetin nairaland feminists go dey use service their kpekus.

OdefaGirl:
Oh goodness......is it that most of us don't read or just find it difficult to comprehend
She's married
Away from home for a long time
She's got urges.... she's married
But not close to home cz of work....
So she uses that to help herself or would she rather sleep with colleagues??


That's a hilarious post there though.
Nairaland guys should be taking a chill pill most times.

Raspberries:
Lol... You know nothing about intimacy gadgets...

There are toys for the nipples... For the clitoris... For the ass... And the vagina...

Big toys... Fast toys... And toys that suck or vibrate...

The only reason a penis is better, it's cause of the body it's attached to...

I like contact; hugs, kisses, etc...

So I would still choose a good man over the best intimacy gadgets...

Mamijoh:
Your baaaad guy

clothingonline:
Find a sex buddy instead of this shameful act

Men clothing payment on delivery 4K only

posty56:
naw dawg,is to show you that many men can't satisfy their women, the statistics of women achieving orgasm from direct thrusting is very poor,I mean how can you satisfy, something that a full baby comes out from? reason am, that's why I laff when n**gas come here to boast of their sexual prowess in reality , she's just faking it because she likes you, but do not be discourage brethren ,do your part and leave the rest for that gender.