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Re: Army Officer Rushed To Hospital With A intimacy gadget Stuck In Her Private Part (Pics) by Thermodynamics(m): 6:12pm On Mar 04, 2022
Cr7772:
It's either you are impotent or you are ashamed of your dick.

Whichever one it is, you are not a real man bro.
None of them, I'm not impotent and I'm not ashamed of my dick, it's just a matter of choice, I choose not to have sex for a while, I can as well decide to have sex too if I want. Nothing is stopping me.
Re: Army Officer Rushed To Hospital With A intimacy gadget Stuck In Her Private Part (Pics) by greypencils: 6:14pm On Mar 04, 2022
Daniel7543:
Nairaland feminists will run away from this thread.

Na only God know wetin nairaland feminists go dey use service their kpekus.
Dem dey use broom or toothbrush. The place dey dirty well well.
Re: Army Officer Rushed To Hospital With A intimacy gadget Stuck In Her Private Part (Pics) by posty56: 6:26pm On Mar 04, 2022
kayperry:
sexual satisfaction goes beyond thrusting, it more about connection, touch and knowing what to do @ the right time.
if you know your way so well around fore-play thrusting will just be a finishing to walls that av been cracked.
self grafitation no matter the result can never be as fulfilling as sex, you can only fool your mind buh can't fool your brain
you are right,I bet you are a Lady, pre-intimacy is the main Koko, there's a difference between lovemaking and just mindless sex
Re: Army Officer Rushed To Hospital With A intimacy gadget Stuck In Her Private Part (Pics) by Cr7772: 6:30pm On Mar 04, 2022
Thermodynamics:
None of them, I'm not impotent and I'm not ashamed of my dick, it's just a matter of choice, I choose not to have sex for a while, I can as well decide to have sex too if I want. Nothing is stopping me.
Quit masturbation bro.
Re: Army Officer Rushed To Hospital With A intimacy gadget Stuck In Her Private Part (Pics) by kayperry: 6:55pm On Mar 04, 2022
posty56:
you are right,I bet you are a Lady, pre-intimacy is the main Koko, there's a difference between lovemaking and just mindless undecided
Nah ! i am just a guy, if men will put ego asides the best way to satisfy your woman is to let her guide you, in no time you go master her body buh men to dey rush
when you master a woman's body you will alway have her even when she swears she is not in the mood .... kogbagidi
Re: Army Officer Rushed To Hospital With A intimacy gadget Stuck In Her Private Part (Pics) by cricifixo: 7:16pm On Mar 04, 2022
Na cocoa yam dem dey use
Daniel7543:
Nairaland feminists will run away from this thread.

Na only God know wetin nairaland feminists go dey use service their kpekus.
Re: Army Officer Rushed To Hospital With A intimacy gadget Stuck In Her Private Part (Pics) by Thermodynamics(m): 7:40pm On Mar 04, 2022
Cr7772:
Quit masturbation bro.
I'm not a masturbator, I am not a nerd, I'm not ugly, I'm not fat, I'm not impotent, I dress well and woman sometimes do come after me.

Unlike you I am a very discipline nigga who can still think with his head even when a woman is around. Unlike you, I rather send my hommies and my fam money than to send one entitled biatch, the only thing most women have to offer is sex and that's not enough to move me.

Your brain can't just comprehend the fact that a full 100% normal guy can decide to stay away from sex.

See how low you think, only a Dog who is always hot would think this way, nigga stay away from porn and masturbation so your brain can finally start working cus right now it seems you only think with your d!ck
Re: Army Officer Rushed To Hospital With A intimacy gadget Stuck In Her Private Part (Pics) by Milly44(f): 8:05pm On Mar 04, 2022
One point for the dickers
Re: Army Officer Rushed To Hospital With A intimacy gadget Stuck In Her Private Part (Pics) by OdefaGirl(f): 8:35pm On Mar 04, 2022
kayperry:
so now women have urges tew, now women need sex tew as against sex is for men,and women are just doing men favour.
maybe when ladies start admitting both m & female are sexual beings, just maybe threads like these won't be a fuss.
Everyone has their own beliefs.... can't be held responsible for what another believes in.
Re: Army Officer Rushed To Hospital With A intimacy gadget Stuck In Her Private Part (Pics) by blackboy(m): 8:37pm On Mar 04, 2022
This story really cracked me up. It took me to heaven....lol
Re: Army Officer Rushed To Hospital With A intimacy gadget Stuck In Her Private Part (Pics) by lasisi69: 8:47pm On Mar 04, 2022
donbachi:
Ragbu o onwe gi na intimacy gadget.
nyamiri undecided

Lol
Re: Army Officer Rushed To Hospital With A intimacy gadget Stuck In Her Private Part (Pics) by Hassanmaye(m): 9:28pm On Mar 04, 2022
Daniel7543:
Nairaland feminists will run away from this thread.

Na only God know wetin nairaland feminists go dey use service their kpekus.
Hahahahhahah
Re: Army Officer Rushed To Hospital With A intimacy gadget Stuck In Her Private Part (Pics) by Hassanmaye(m): 9:30pm On Mar 04, 2022
anonymuz:
when I was in school then, I went to visit a friend and the first thing I saw in her room was an electric Love Machine. And this girl dey attend foursquare church... No trust that gender. They are confused. Wanted natural and artificial satisfaction.
That gender
Re: Army Officer Rushed To Hospital With A intimacy gadget Stuck In Her Private Part (Pics) by Hassanmaye(m): 9:31pm On Mar 04, 2022
posty56:
naw dawg,is to show you that many men can't satisfy their women, the statistics of women achieving orgasm from direct thrusting is very poor,I mean how can you satisfy, something that a full baby comes out from? reason am, that's why I laff when n**gas come here to boast of their sexual prowess in reality , she's just faking it because she likes you, but do not be discourage brethren ,do your part and leave the rest for that gender.
Lol
Re: Army Officer Rushed To Hospital With A intimacy gadget Stuck In Her Private Part (Pics) by Bimpe29(m): 9:32pm On Mar 04, 2022
Pathetic and unnaturally disgusting.
Re: Army Officer Rushed To Hospital With A intimacy gadget Stuck In Her Private Part (Pics) by Hassanmaye(m): 9:33pm On Mar 04, 2022
Stevenson1:
Some ladies are ruthless when they want to orgasm. They forget for few minutes that the world is sperical in shape.
That moment, they can even put electric iron inside the pussy and won't even notice.
Naso, one left cucumber inside her Virgina that year for School after heavy masturbation and was taken to the hospital.
Orgasm makes ladies especially African ladies go wild.
That's why they say "A man that controls a woman's sex drive is the strongest man on earth" that's why some women are in marriage but receiving orders from their sex boyfriend's. Orders like, don't ever let that your useless husband touch you for at least 8 months and you go hear the married woman reply " Trust me baby, he won't! I'm all yours"
Lol.
That gender eh you mean stupid they sweat while Bad boy they chop free Puna
Re: Army Officer Rushed To Hospital With A intimacy gadget Stuck In Her Private Part (Pics) by Hassanmaye(m): 9:34pm On Mar 04, 2022
walkingshadow911:
this is why women love the pussy knacker more than the money spenders
i use to pity simps that spend and spend hoping to get laid.
no amount of money can take a woman to cloud9, we wont let any golddigger fool us grin
So Na your type they chop free while her boyfriend they pay bills in school
Re: Army Officer Rushed To Hospital With A intimacy gadget Stuck In Her Private Part (Pics) by Hassanmaye(m): 9:39pm On Mar 04, 2022
toujurs:
And they can form ehn, where as na them spoil pass. I don't even pity these pussies, once i get, i smash shit out. cheesy
Haha So you smash and move
Re: Army Officer Rushed To Hospital With A intimacy gadget Stuck In Her Private Part (Pics) by SweetDipBenny(m): 10:43pm On Mar 04, 2022
She went too deep smiley abi d toy fall inside grin
Re: Army Officer Rushed To Hospital With A intimacy gadget Stuck In Her Private Part (Pics) by Psoul(m):
She has been reaching heaven when she uses level 1 and 2.
Then, she wanted to see God. That was when she tried level 6.
Unfortunately, the thing carried her to Satan's corridor. She was very lucky that Satan was not in the house they time.
Re: Army Officer Rushed To Hospital With A intimacy gadget Stuck In Her Private Part (Pics) by Shevchenkko: 11:09pm On Mar 04, 2022
Raspberries:
Lol... You know nothing about intimacy gadgets... grin

There are toys for the nipples... For the clitoris... For the ass... And the vagina...

Big toys... Fast toys... And toys that suck or vibrate...

The only reason a penis is better, it's cause of the body it's attached to...

I like contact; hugs, kisses, etc...

So I would still choose a good man over the best intimacy gadgets...
Damn! You have gone far in the matter. Jesus when are you coming again?
Re: Army Officer Rushed To Hospital With A intimacy gadget Stuck In Her Private Part (Pics) by tit(f): 2:27am On Mar 05, 2022
which barracks she dey?
Re: Army Officer Rushed To Hospital With A intimacy gadget Stuck In Her Private Part (Pics) by SoapQueen(f): 5:37am On Mar 05, 2022
posty56:
naw dawg,is to show you that many men can't satisfy their women, the statistics of women achieving orgasm from direct thrusting is very poor,I mean how can you satisfy, something that a full baby comes out from? reason am, that's why I laff when n**gas come here to boast of their sexual prowess in reality , she's just faking it because she likes you, but do not be discourage brethren ,do your part and leave the rest for that gender.
This comment should be framed. You hit the nail on the head.
Re: Army Officer Rushed To Hospital With A intimacy gadget Stuck In Her Private Part (Pics) by Cr7772: 5:45am On Mar 05, 2022
Thermodynamics:
I'm not a masturbator, I am not a nerd, I'm not ugly, I'm not fat, I'm not impotent, I dress well and woman sometimes do come after me.

Unlike you I am a very discipline nigga who can still think with his head even when a woman is around. Unlike you, I rather send my hommies and my fam money than to send one entitled biatch, the only thing most women have to offer is sex and that's not enough to move me.

Your brain can't just comprehend the fact that a full 100% normal guy can decide to stay away from sex.

See how low you think, only a Dog who is always hot would think this way, nigga stay away from porn and masturbation so your brain can finally start working cus right now it seems you only think with your d!ck
Keep deceiving yourself.
Re: Army Officer Rushed To Hospital With A intimacy gadget Stuck In Her Private Part (Pics) by phenase(m): 6:05am On Mar 05, 2022
THOSE FEMINIST THAT SAID THAT THEY CANT KEEP A MAN OR MAN CANNOT HANDLE THEM. THIS IS WHAT THEY USE TO HANDLE THEMSELVES
Re: Army Officer Rushed To Hospital With A intimacy gadget Stuck In Her Private Part (Pics) by Thermodynamics(m): 9:18am On Mar 05, 2022
Cr7772:
Keep deceiving yourself.
Keep being a slave to fish smelling pûssy
Re: Army Officer Rushed To Hospital With A intimacy gadget Stuck In Her Private Part (Pics) by Divoc19(f): 12:34pm On Mar 05, 2022
That's the boos lady speaking wink
Raspberries:
Lol... You know nothing about intimacy gadgets... grin

There are toys for the nipples... For the clitoris... For the ass... And the vagina...

Big toys... Fast toys... And toys that suck or vibrate...

The only reason a penis is better, it's cause of the body it's attached to...

I like contact; hugs, kisses, etc...

So I would still choose a good man over the best intimacy gadgets...
Re: Army Officer Rushed To Hospital With A intimacy gadget Stuck In Her Private Part (Pics) by babajero(m): 4:12pm On Mar 05, 2022
wizonlyson:
grin grin no1..army officer on tiktok..no2..army officer on fixing nails..no3..army officer is confused..this world is really at end..
you think sey na Nigerian army wey their women be like castrated men?
Re: Army Officer Rushed To Hospital With A intimacy gadget Stuck In Her Private Part (Pics) by Nobody: 10:10pm On Mar 05, 2022
dalass:
You guys also have your sex dolls going for tens of thousands of dollars. Which they buy just for sex.. To the extent of even getting married to them... So, who are the sex freaks? At least I never saw a lady marry vibrator! grin... Doll oh... Dullards cheesy

I have seen guys fucking goat, chicken and even cockroach! tongue just because of sex!
Come off it. You know there is a much higher chance of a lady with a diIdo or vibrator than a man with sex dolls. In this part of the world, no sane man would actually feel comfortable owning one, it's still a western idea and only sick pervs can actually buy things like that.

You talk about animals? Let's not even go into that. So many ladies have been caught having carnal knowledge of their so called pets, especially in western countries. I won't get into the dirty details.

I wrote my comment not to bash women, but just to state my observation. It's a trend amongst women, you know this yourself and perhaps you own one...
Re: Army Officer Rushed To Hospital With A intimacy gadget Stuck In Her Private Part (Pics) by clothingonline(m): 2:40pm On Mar 07, 2022
Raxxye:
I'm interested. I'm in PH.
Okay sir
Re: Army Officer Rushed To Hospital With A intimacy gadget Stuck In Her Private Part (Pics) by walkingshadow911: 6:12pm On Mar 07, 2022
Hassanmaye:
So Na your type they chop free while her boyfriend they pay bills in school
you gerrit, u be OG.
flesh and blood did not reveal this to you
Re: Army Officer Rushed To Hospital With A intimacy gadget Stuck In Her Private Part (Pics) by PARADIZEPRIEST: 3:34pm On Apr 29, 2022
PARADIZEPRIEST:
THAT IS THE MOST DISGUSTING THING EVER SAID.YOU ARE NOT WELL. ADDICTION TO MACHINE SEX OR PLASTIC SEX IS ANODA HEIGHT OF MENTAL PROBLEM.VERY ABNORMAL DEFENCE. undecided
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