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Re: The Snake & Goat My Neighbours Are About To Eat In Lagos This Morning by wumi2017(f): 10:49pm On Mar 13, 2022
Pls can I get a very chilled fearless grin or Pepsi
Re: The Snake & Goat My Neighbours Are About To Eat In Lagos This Morning by otherway: 10:52pm On Mar 13, 2022
Snake meat sweet die
Re: The Snake & Goat My Neighbours Are About To Eat In Lagos This Morning by ekensi01: 10:54pm On Mar 13, 2022
MadamVanessa:
shocked



My heart breaks to pieces when I see a lovely animal like python been killed ruthlessly like this. This animal is so harmless when train.

As a lady if you used the tail of a trained python to masturbate, you may forget about dick entirely. Though the way the python will wriggle on bed will be so scary, especially for first timers.

Lalasticlala come and see how they brutally killed your friend.
.
are you for real?
Re: The Snake & Goat My Neighbours Are About To Eat In Lagos This Morning by ProphetJeroboam: 10:58pm On Mar 13, 2022
stingygoat:


Lol.. incase you didn't notice, it had not swallowed the goat yet so it was still very active, and the machete at hand was not sharp and we were just 3, so one of us had to go call a police man on duty at a filing station at our bustop. When he came and fired the shots it made other people gather thereby shorting our ration � lol.

We also had to wait a little to be sure it had been dicapitated by the bullets before dragging it out.

We need more like this every weekend �
Shorting your ration? Name checks out. LOL

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Re: The Snake & Goat My Neighbours Are About To Eat In Lagos This Morning by BePrepared: 10:59pm On Mar 13, 2022
MadamVanessa:
shocked



My heart breaks to pieces when I see a lovely animal like python been killed ruthlessly like this. This animal is so harmless when train.

As a lady if you used the tail of a trained python to masturbate, you may forget about dick entirely. Though the way the python will wriggle on bed will be so scary, especially for first timers.

Lalasticlala come and see how they brutally killed your friend.


See how sin has reduced you
Masturbating/mating with a snake and you proud saying it.

Sin debases indeed

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Re: The Snake & Goat My Neighbours Are About To Eat In Lagos This Morning by MASTERMIND04(m): 11:06pm On Mar 13, 2022
Policeman wasting bullets just to kill a snake? What's up Nigeria?

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Re: The Snake & Goat My Neighbours Are About To Eat In Lagos This Morning by MASTERMIND04(m): 11:08pm On Mar 13, 2022
wumi2017:
Pls can I get a very chilled fearless grin or Pepsi
Wumi Wumi Wumi. How many times did I call you?
Re: The Snake & Goat My Neighbours Are About To Eat In Lagos This Morning by Shebbs: 11:09pm On Mar 13, 2022
Nairaland Like Anything Snake News. I'm Starting To Believe That The Owner Of Nairaland Has A Phobia Or Thing For Snakes.
Re: The Snake & Goat My Neighbours Are About To Eat In Lagos This Morning by mastermaestro(m): 11:09pm On Mar 13, 2022
pharmagba:


Seriously?
You wish to venture into the same hole with pyton?

Are you bothering yourself over that one? Or have you not heard? It’s common knowledge that fools misplace death hole for pleasure park. grin

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Re: The Snake & Goat My Neighbours Are About To Eat In Lagos This Morning by careytommy37(m): 11:24pm On Mar 13, 2022
MadamVanessa:
shocked



My heart breaks to pieces when I see a lovely animal like python been killed ruthlessly like this. This animal is so harmless when train.

As a lady if you used the tail of a trained python to masturbate, you may forget about dick entirely. Though the way the python will wriggle on bed will be so scary, especially for first timers.

Lalasticlala come and see how they brutally killed your friend.

Eleribu cheesy
Re: The Snake & Goat My Neighbours Are About To Eat In Lagos This Morning by Pussyassasin(m): 11:30pm On Mar 13, 2022
MadamVanessa:
shocked



My heart breaks to pieces when I see a lovely animal like python been killed ruthlessly like this. This animal is so harmless when train.

As a lady if you used the tail of a trained python to masturbate, you may forget about dick entirely. Though the way the python will wriggle on bed will be so scary, especially for first timers.

Lalasticlala come and see how they brutally killed your friend.
have you tried it? grin
Re: The Snake & Goat My Neighbours Are About To Eat In Lagos This Morning by smile11s(m): 11:33pm On Mar 13, 2022
stingygoat:
This snake tried to swallow a pregnant goat and was sighed by my neighbour. It took almost an hour and 3 bullets from a mobile policeman to bring it down.

Location is ijanikin, Lagos �� people that will eat goat will eat goat, people that will eat snake will eat snake � ���

No be small thing o.

https://gist.am/question/this-snake-tried-to-swallow-a-pregnant-goat-and-was-sighed-by-my-neighbour-see-what-we-turned-it-into
Re: The Snake & Goat My Neighbours Are About To Eat In Lagos This Morning by SarkinYarki: 11:39pm On Mar 13, 2022
MadamVanessa:
shocked



My heart breaks to pieces when I see a lovely animal like python been killed ruthlessly like this. This animal is so harmless when train.

As a lady if you used the tail of a trained python to masturbate, you may forget about dick entirely. Though the way the python will wriggle on bed will be so scary, especially for first timers.

Lalasticlala come and see how they brutally killed your friend.
Weyrey
Re: The Snake & Goat My Neighbours Are About To Eat In Lagos This Morning by Alaganature09(m): 11:43pm On Mar 13, 2022
grin

pharmagba:


Seriously?
You wish to venture into the same hole with pyton?
Re: The Snake & Goat My Neighbours Are About To Eat In Lagos This Morning by Nobody: 11:47pm On Mar 13, 2022
stingygoat:


We are drying the skin

What about the oil and the skin. I am interested. I collect skins. Used to like them as pillow case. That’s in the past now sha.
Re: The Snake & Goat My Neighbours Are About To Eat In Lagos This Morning by Nobody: 11:49pm On Mar 13, 2022
stingygoat:


We are drying the skin

What about the oil and the skin. I am interested. I collect skins. Used to like them as pillow case. That’s in the past now sha.

It’s kinda huge. How many feet is the skin? Reach out let’s discuss.
Re: The Snake & Goat My Neighbours Are About To Eat In Lagos This Morning by Alaganature09(m): 11:50pm On Mar 13, 2022
MadamVanessa:
shocked



My heart breaks to pieces when I see a lovely animal like python been killed ruthlessly like this. This animal is so harmless when train.

As a lady if you used the tail of a trained python to masturbate, you may forget about dick entirely. Though the way the python will wriggle on bed will be so scary, especially for first timers.

Lalasticlala come and see how they brutally killed your friend.

You need a hot slap to reset your brain... Naughty girl...
Re: The Snake & Goat My Neighbours Are About To Eat In Lagos This Morning by weljewel: 11:56pm On Mar 13, 2022
Praise the Almighty God by saying :

PRAISE BE TO THE ALMIGHTY GOD
Re: The Snake & Goat My Neighbours Are About To Eat In Lagos This Morning by 2aces(m): 12:00am On Mar 14, 2022
MadamVanessa:
shocked



My heart breaks to pieces when I see a lovely animal like python been killed ruthlessly like this. This animal is so harmless when train.

As a lady if you used the tail of a trained python to masturbate, you may forget about dick entirely. Though the way the python will wriggle on bed will be so scary, especially for first timers.

Lalasticlala come and see how they brutally killed your friend.
WTF!!!
Re: The Snake & Goat My Neighbours Are About To Eat In Lagos This Morning by Dshocker(m): 12:05am On Mar 14, 2022
MadamVanessa:
shocked



My heart breaks to pieces when I see a lovely animal like python been killed ruthlessly like this. This animal is so harmless when train.

As a lady if you used the tail of a trained python to masturbate, you may forget about dick entirely. Though the way the python will wriggle on bed will be so scary, especially for first timers.

Lalasticlala come and see how they brutally killed your friend.

Lord have mercy
Re: The Snake & Goat My Neighbours Are About To Eat In Lagos This Morning by linearity: 12:08am On Mar 14, 2022
MrBrownJay1:


an hour and 3 bullets to kill it... why so long?!? i dont get it...couldnt you just machete the head from the body, et voila?!

Dem dey fear na, so they might have stayed a mile away throw stones for like an hour or two, before the Police showed up.

The Police self, fit be aim-and-miss, you know all those 9ja stray bullet Police dem.

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Re: The Snake & Goat My Neighbours Are About To Eat In Lagos This Morning by Kobojunkie: 12:09am On Mar 14, 2022
litigator:
What about the oil and the skin. I am interested. I collect skins. Used to like them as pillow case. That’s in the past now sha.

It’s kinda huge. How many feet is the skin? Reach out let’s discuss.
Actual snake skin as pillow case? For what? undecided
Re: The Snake & Goat My Neighbours Are About To Eat In Lagos This Morning by Edoziesmart(m): 12:11am On Mar 14, 2022
MadamVanessa:
shocked



My heart breaks to pieces when I see a lovely animal like python been killed ruthlessly like this. This animal is so harmless when train.

As a lady if you used the tail of a trained python to masturbate, you may forget about dick entirely. Though the way the python will wriggle on bed will be so scary, especially for first timers.

Lalasticlala come and see how they brutally killed your friend.
NwaAmaikpe is that you hiding under this moniker?
We need you to be trolling with your real account or the mods has done their work again?
Re: The Snake & Goat My Neighbours Are About To Eat In Lagos This Morning by Edoziesmart(m): 12:15am On Mar 14, 2022
Hassanmaye:

Blood of Jesus in which state? Enugu?
You didn't see where he wrote Lagos State or are you among the group of people that only read headline and rush to comment box?
Re: The Snake & Goat My Neighbours Are About To Eat In Lagos This Morning by Alusiizizi(m): 12:24am On Mar 14, 2022
MadamVanessa:
shocked



My heart breaks to pieces when I see a lovely animal like python been killed ruthlessly like this. This animal is so harmless when train.

As a lady if you used the tail of a trained python to masturbate, you may forget about dick entirely. Though the way the python will wriggle on bed will be so scary, especially for first timers.

Lalasticlala come and see how they brutally killed your friend.

Where did you say you were from again?
Re: The Snake & Goat My Neighbours Are About To Eat In Lagos This Morning by TooMuchStuff: 12:57am On Mar 14, 2022
MadamVanessa:
shocked



My heart breaks to pieces when I see a lovely animal like python been killed ruthlessly like this. This animal is so harmless when train.

As a lady if you used the tail of a trained python to masturbate, you may forget about dick entirely. Though the way the python will wriggle on bed will be so scary, especially for first timers.

Lalasticlala come and see how they brutally killed your friend.

No hope of redemption for this one.......

Hell Straight ......no stories
Re: The Snake & Goat My Neighbours Are About To Eat In Lagos This Morning by rocknation62(m): 12:58am On Mar 14, 2022
ValCon888:
What an amazing way to step into the weekend.
Snake and goat meat pepper soup.

Instead of swallowing bush rat inside forest, it went for a pregnant goat.

The longer throat of the snake has led it into the cooking pot
.

You’re a clown grin grin grin
Re: The Snake & Goat My Neighbours Are About To Eat In Lagos This Morning by Gjrich(m): 2:18am On Mar 14, 2022
MadamVanessa:
shocked



My heart breaks to pieces when I see a lovely animal like python being killed ruthlessly like this. This animal is so harmless when trained.

As a lady, if you used the tail of a trained python to masturbate, you may forget about dick entirely. Though the way the python will wriggle on the bed will be so scary, especially for first-timers.

Lalasticlala comes and sees how they brutally killed your friend.

You are possess with snake spirit
Re: The Snake & Goat My Neighbours Are About To Eat In Lagos This Morning by ChybuzzDD(m): 4:24am On Mar 14, 2022
stingygoat:
Skinning in progress...
How can I post videos of when it was shot?

Nawaoo, these ones are expert snake eaters.
They have already skillfully skinned the snake completely shocked
Re: The Snake & Goat My Neighbours Are About To Eat In Lagos This Morning by MARYIAN(f): 4:31am On Mar 14, 2022
the only thing I can eat there is the goat undecided
Re: The Snake & Goat My Neighbours Are About To Eat In Lagos This Morning by ozoono(m): 4:31am On Mar 14, 2022
MadamVanessa:
shocked



My heart breaks to pieces when I see a lovely animal like python been killed ruthlessly like this. This animal is so harmless when train.

As a lady if you used the tail of a trained python to masturbate, you may forget about dick entirely. Though the way the python will wriggle on bed will be so scary, especially for first timers.

Lalasticlala come and see how they brutally killed your friend.
May God heal you
Re: The Snake & Goat My Neighbours Are About To Eat In Lagos This Morning by Pentagon007: 4:40am On Mar 14, 2022
stingygoat:

We are drying the skin
This is good. But how come they killed your name sake and you are happy? lol

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