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Help: How Do I Greet A Neighbor That Just Gave Birth by AnonyUser(op): 8:28am On Mar 16, 2022

I know this is not the right section for this but I need a wider view.

My neighbor just gave birth. I want to go greet them but I'm short of what to say. I don't wanna go there and be looking like a fool.

I don't know how to start the conversation.

What do I say when I get there?

I don't know how something so simple could be also very difficult to do grin

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Re: Help: How Do I Greet A Neighbor That Just Gave Birth by Zonefree(m): 8:28am On Mar 16, 2022

AnonyUser:
I know this is not the right section for this but I need a wider view.

My neighbor just gave birth. I want to go greet them but I'm short of what to say. I don't wanna go there and be looking like a fool.

I don't know how to start the conversation.

What do I say when I get there?

You don't have to say too much. Just say congratulations, touch the baby and drop some money and bounce.

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Re: Help: How Do I Greet A Neighbor That Just Gave Birth by AnonyUser(op): 8:31am On Mar 16, 2022

Zonefree:
You don't have to say too much. Just say congratulations, touch the baby and drop some money and bounce.

Just like that? grin

Bro, e get as e be nah.

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Re: Help: How Do I Greet A Neighbor That Just Gave Birth by rickpat(m): 8:32am On Mar 16, 2022

say this ..

congratulations,thank God for safe delivery,go close to the baby and say "your baby is so cute"... smile...add 1k if you have for the baby.. ask when is the naming ceremony for the baby ...just ask of the name of the child. .talk randomly and say you got to catch up with something...shikena...you move...

hope this helps ooo

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Re: Help: How Do I Greet A Neighbor That Just Gave Birth by advanceDNA: 8:32am On Mar 16, 2022*

AnonyUser:
I know this is not the right section for this but I need a wider view.

My neighbor just gave birth. I want to go greet them but I'm short of what to say. I don't wanna go there and be looking like a fool.

I don't know how to start the conversation.

What do I say when I get there?

Welcome to the new baby
We thank God for the successful delivery
Congratulations ma..
May God protect her or him....

If you get 5k, wrap am inside envelop for pampers.... trust me, they will not remember any other thing you said except the money..

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Re: Help: How Do I Greet A Neighbor That Just Gave Birth by Zonefree(m): 8:33am On Mar 16, 2022

AnonyUser:
Just like that?

Bro, e get as e be nah.

If you wan go begin preach sermon, na your matter.

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Re: Help: How Do I Greet A Neighbor That Just Gave Birth by Offpoint1: 8:35am On Mar 16, 2022

Enter and congratulate them, ask for gender, demand for powder, biscuit or drinks, tell dem lies "e too resemble him papa or mama", finish your drinks- drop something---max 5h, promise to come back dat ya going somewhere.... move.

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Re: Help: How Do I Greet A Neighbor That Just Gave Birth by AnonyUser(op): 8:51am On Mar 16, 2022

rickpat:
say this ..

congratulations,thank God for safe delivery,go close to the baby and say "your baby is so cute"... smile...add 1k if you have for the baby.. ask when is the naming ceremony for the baby ...just ask of the name of the child. .talk randomly and say you got to catch up with something...shikena...you move...

hope this helps ooo

Thanks boss

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Re: Help: How Do I Greet A Neighbor That Just Gave Birth by Nobody: 8:57am On Mar 16, 2022

AnonyUser:
Just like that?

Bro, e get as e be nah.

So before nkor, u been wan go explain how the belle take start? Shey na u give her the belle? Simple congrat don do abeg grin

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Re: Help: How Do I Greet A Neighbor That Just Gave Birth by AnonyUser(op): 9:27am On Mar 16, 2022

SmellySperm:
So before nkor, u been wan go explain how the belle take start? Shey na u give her the belle? Simple congrat don do abeg

Lol

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Re: Help: How Do I Greet A Neighbor That Just Gave Birth by Bloggersp: 9:29am On Mar 16, 2022

Introvert spotted
What you say does not matter, just go there with a lotta cash, your neighbor will do the talking

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Re: Help: How Do I Greet A Neighbor That Just Gave Birth by Blunttruth: 9:34am On Mar 16, 2022

AnonyUser:
I know this is not the right section for this but I need a wider view.

My neighbor just gave birth. I want to go greet them but I'm short of what to say. I don't wanna go there and be looking like a fool.

I don't know how to start the conversation.

What do I say when I get there?

I don't know how something so simple could be also very difficult to do .

Seun
Lalasticlala

Hold Money, put it in an envelope. Say congratulations,joke about who the baby looks like. Pray for the baby, if you can . Put the envelope with money in the mother's hand. That's all.

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Re: Help: How Do I Greet A Neighbor That Just Gave Birth by AnonyUser(op): 9:41am On Mar 16, 2022

Bloggersp:
Introvert spotted
What you say does not matter, just go there with a lotta cash, your neighbor will do the talking

Exactly

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Re: Help: How Do I Greet A Neighbor That Just Gave Birth by AnonyUser(op): 9:42am On Mar 16, 2022

Blunttruth:
Hold Money, put it in an envelope. Say congratulations,joke about who the baby looks like. Pray for the baby, if you can . Put the envelope with money in the mother's hand. That's all.

Thank you boss

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Re: Help: How Do I Greet A Neighbor That Just Gave Birth by ikeno(m): 9:48am On Mar 16, 2022

nawa oo, someone advise you to congratulate her for safe delivery and give the new born some money,and u said just like that?.you want go dey discuss how Russia and Ukraine take start war.oga,just go dey and greet her for delivering safely,then put some money in an envelope stay for like 5mins and carry ur ass to ur house.but,if u not ok with that you can carry your mattress and pillow over to that place and start conversing with her.

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Re: Help: How Do I Greet A Neighbor That Just Gave Birth by Rubyjade: 10:22am On Mar 16, 2022

Zonefree:
You don't have to say too much. Just say congratulations, touch the baby and drop some money and bounce.

You don't touch a new born baby

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Re: Help: How Do I Greet A Neighbor That Just Gave Birth by Zonefree(m): 10:24am On Mar 16, 2022

Rubyjade:
You don't touch a new born baby

Wait till you born your own.

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Re: Help: How Do I Greet A Neighbor That Just Gave Birth by Blunttruth: 10:24am On Mar 16, 2022

AnonyUser:
Thank you boss

you are welcome

Re: Help: How Do I Greet A Neighbor That Just Gave Birth by CrownOfClay724: 12:18pm On Mar 16, 2022*

Offpoint1:
Enter and congratulate them, ask for gender, demand for powder, biscuit or drinks, tell dem lies "e too resemble him papa or mama", Finish your drinks- drop something---max 5h, promise to come back dat ya going somewhere.... move.

This guy sef.

Talk about the weather.
Cost of baby food.
Fuel.
Everything you all might mutually find interesting.

Then, be genuinely interested about the baby.
Words go flow..

In fact, go look through my last diary post.
This your topic reminded me I had something on such a visit in my folder.
You might find a cue or two.

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Re: Help: How Do I Greet A Neighbor That Just Gave Birth by starbuck(f): 12:24pm On Mar 16, 2022

You don born grin

I never knew e don reach huh

How baby Kwanu wink

I say make i come tell una CONGRATULATIONS..

Then stylish wait behind to see if there's item 7 at the moment

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Re: Help: How Do I Greet A Neighbor That Just Gave Birth by oluseyiforjesus(m): 12:24pm On Mar 16, 2022

What a question

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Re: Help: How Do I Greet A Neighbor That Just Gave Birth by Mumusaphire: 12:25pm On Mar 16, 2022

Slap d baby. Mumu question. I don't understand how nairaland is turning to sef. Useless topics on front page every time.

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Re: Help: How Do I Greet A Neighbor That Just Gave Birth by tillaman(m): 12:25pm On Mar 16, 2022

Just go there with a gift prolly a couple of diapers and say congratulations

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Re: Help: How Do I Greet A Neighbor That Just Gave Birth by Buharidgeneral: 12:25pm On Mar 16, 2022

And this enter front page

Re: Help: How Do I Greet A Neighbor That Just Gave Birth by WhizdomXX(m): 12:25pm On Mar 16, 2022

advanceDNA:
Welcome to the new baby
We thank God for the successful delivery
Congratulations ma..
May God protect her or him....

If you get 5k, wrap am inside envelop for pampers.... trust me, they will not remember any other thing you said except the money..

Oh ma Gaad.

Re: Help: How Do I Greet A Neighbor That Just Gave Birth by Nobody: 12:25pm On Mar 16, 2022

. Just say

Congratulations the thing wey una hide dey do for room don finally Materialized grin

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Re: Help: How Do I Greet A Neighbor That Just Gave Birth by mamoh35126: 12:25pm On Mar 16, 2022

Ho ask your mama na

Re: Help: How Do I Greet A Neighbor That Just Gave Birth by gapoy57400: 12:26pm On Mar 16, 2022

So you don't know how to greet someone that give birth,chai

Re: Help: How Do I Greet A Neighbor That Just Gave Birth by Gbest90(m): 12:26pm On Mar 16, 2022

rickpat:
say this ..

congratulations,thank God for safe delivery,go close to the baby and say "your baby is so cute" ... smile...add 1k if you have for the baby.. ask when is the naming ceremony for the baby ...just ask of the name of the child. .talk randomly and say you got to catch up with something...shikena...you move...

hope this helps ooo

At the bolded.

If the baby no cute Nko?

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