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Y'all should share your experience and what was your reaction(s)

As a guy, the biggest lies ladies ever told me goes as follows
1. I love you for who you are
2. I don't like sex
3. Money is not everything, I don't love u cos of ur money
4. The I love you... All my exes ever told me
5. ******

Saw nude of one Big-dicck guy in her phone! Asked her, she said it is her sister's boyfriend and started to cry yeye cry that i dont trust her!

First date in Tantalizer that year, and babe farted. Not only did I hear it was directly from her, the smell was diabolic. Guilty conscience pushed her to say sth was smelly. I was like “mess dey smell en owner?”

Fine girl denied all allegations and even began crying and raising her voice in denial. People sitting close to us were already adjusting to a place the smell wouldn't reach them. The stupid thing I did was I didn't even know why I didn't stand up there. I was all seated inhaling bad smell... I didn't know if it was because I didn't want to embarrass her or maybe I was just stupid.

Wtf.

Five hours down the lane excorting her home, fine girl agreed she was the one and started laughing and I'm like wtf is funny about being a terrorist!

The biggest lie of them all is Baby my birthday is coming up... Don't let her finish that statement, Run away

Holly Gram


in 2012..


I told her... I will STOP SMOKING WEED..

The NEXT day she JAZZ in my AP, Na so so WEED full Everywhere and I don over HIGH INTOTO..


Dat girl na real church girl... NaSo I take loose dat BANI up till today!


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

Most nigerian girls are vampires, just that they feed on money instead of blood

I'm only here to read fabricated lies

Bigredmachine:
The biggest lie of them all is Baby my birthday is coming up... Don't let her finish that statement, Run away

Maybe she just wants to tell you that it's her birthday.. You have a birthday.. Everyone does..

Bro lemme think,na we be your best plug for everything sexual enhancement

Make I sidon read comments

She said "Not all women are like that".

Datboredberry:
Maybe she just wants to tell you that it's her birthday.. You have a birthday.. Everyone does..

Many women have arranged birthday every month...

Though we were not dating, he told me that he hates redpillers and is not an alpha mail but all his posts on his WhatsApp status are always "fear that gender" "fear women" "Nigerian girls like money too much" etc.

she said she doesnt like sex n dont fell anything for it, jus doing it to make me feel happy n kill my sexual urges so I won't look outside..
she also said she prefer we go no sex relationship while dating so we enter courtship n plan marriage...
I nearly mad wen my guy send me pics of her inside all nite bash with her hookup clicks, dt dey spend d weekend with d yahoo guys..
I asked her, she denied, i forwarded d pics to her mk she explain n she started crying n said she's trying to save money for our incoming wedding..
try to raise funds for our wedding by sleeping with yahoo boys?? I jus laughed out loud n told her dt even an animal do not deserve a mum as dumb as her..

Bigredmachine:
The biggest lie of them all is Baby my birthday is coming up... Don't let her finish that statement, Run away

na normal Lamba....babes for my list get 4 bdays in a year....if u ask too much questions, dm go block u so u wont see d nxt n ask again

Lalasticlala Lala

chatinent:
First date in Tantalizer that year, and babe farted. Not only did I hear it was directly from her, the smell was diabolic. Guilty conscience pushed her to say sth was smelly. I was like “mess dey smell en owner?”

Fine girl denied all allegations and even began crying and raising her voice in denial. People sitting close to us were already adjusting to a place the smell wouldn't reach them. The stupid thing I did was I didn't even know why I didn't stand up there. I was all seated inhaling bad smell... I didn't know if it was because I didn't want to embarrass her or maybe I was just stupid.

Wtf.

Five hours down the lane excorting her home, fine girl agreed she was the one and started laughing and I'm like wtf is funny about being a terrorist!

But You Survived the Attack Free Her na

paulolee:
she said she doesnt like sex n dont fell anything for it, jus doing it to make me feel happy n kill my sexual urges so I won't look outside..
she also said she prefer we go no sex relationship while dating so we enter courtship n plan marriage...
I nearly mad wen my guy send me pics of her inside all nite bash with her hookup clicks, dt dey spend d weekend with d yahoo guys..
I asked her, she denied, i forwarded d pics to her mk she explain n she started crying n said she's trying to save money for our incoming wedding..
try to raise funds for our wedding by sleeping with yahoo boys?? I jus laughed out loud n told her dt even an animal do not deserve a mum as dumb as her..

Una eye dey see oo ...

she said "we're never ending"....it ended 12hrs after that statement

So I was with one girl that is crushing on me like that when my exam officer called me about my result. The man said I graduated with 4.47 not first class as expected. Boom, this girl after hearing about my result told me that her elder brother graduated with first class in medicine and surgery. I just ignored her.

A girl told she is a virgin but It was a lie.

My 100 level girlfriend told me that her cultist boyfriend is her cousin.

And a girl recently told me that Abuja is a State and Yahaya Bello is the governor.

paulolee:
she said she doesnt like sex n dont fell anything for it, jus doing it to make me feel happy n kill my sexual urges so I won't look outside..
she also said she prefer we go no sex relationship while dating so we enter courtship n plan marriage...
I nearly mad wen my guy send me pics of her inside all nite bash with her hookup clicks, dt dey spend d weekend with d yahoo guys..
I asked her, she denied, i forwarded d pics to her mk she explain n she started crying n said she's trying to save money for our incoming wedding..
try to raise funds for our wedding by sleeping with yahoo boys?? I jus laughed out loud n told her dt even an animal do not deserve a mum as dumb as her..

Omo!