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Where's the most absurd place or moment you've had sex

In my office on my desk

illicit:
In my office on my desk

bad guy

in the dream

Moeman:
in the dream

ahh
No be so oo

Omo this generation and sex

Lecture room

You want make we talk am for here

I think it's the lecture hall. We had election break and people were vacating school, I had a fight with my girlfriend the previous day, so when I attended her fashion show so that I can reconcile before I travel, conji knocked on me and we did the quickie in the nearest lecture hall.

In the bush where a path passed through. Would love to do it again

Hmm, ok. In the wings of an aeroplane! We didn't want to distract d Pilot and passengers!

2muchDrag:
Where's the most absurd place or moment you've had sex

At the abandoned kitchen of my other Half's hostel, because roommate couldn't take a hint. We had been apart for over a year.

Outside

On top suck away, and in an uncompleted building.

UNKON

You people want to corrupt me here.

Hospital

Inside the toilet, with my friend landlord daughter. The sex no last pass 2 minute

Pleasure park. Portharcourt

Vinnie2000:
Hmm, ok. In the wings of an aeroplane! We didn't want to distract d Pilot and passengers!

hmm. . . On top Okada for fuel station during this fuel scarcity.

Man gats cum even under severe situations.

In the car with a custom officer
The woman get big ass.

In akwanga primary school........in the bush ......in my back yard last three weeks......����

OAU bus stop, pharmacy back and infront of the school bookshop at night…….chaaii I useless people’s daughters those years

Inside keke.

Inside bush with the chick holding a tree close to parade ground NYSC Camp Abuja in 2013....now all the bushes are gone...no memories

Joeyfizzo:
Inside bush with the chick holding a tree close to parade ground NYSC Camp Abuja in 2013....now all the bushes are gone...no memories

Go back and do some re-planting sir. When the trees come of age the memories would be sweet and ever green. Replant

Let me think Well, it should be this one-time in a Wake. The absurdity about it is overly outrageous. The bed in which we fuccked like fowls was the same bed the woman who was to be buried the next morning breathed her last and gave up the ghost...

As we entered the room the door gave out a loud crack as if the dead woman was giving it a slight push from the inside... I stood reading the living Faith church sticker on it which read something like: "my case is different" if you're in know shit happened in 2017.

I was inebriated. So, propelled by the fact that I was partly drunk, laced with some devilish fantasies/thoughts, I staggerly stepped into the room and quickly locked the door behind.

Flipping the switch, I gave the room a sweeping look and noticed the dead woman's portrait hanging on the wall directly facing the bed where we would be fuccking happily but like fowls. In the portrait, she was smiling.

In my partly drunk state, I also noticed and took into great details the slightly cracked mirror on the wall, the make-up table with some wigs on it, and lastly because time was against us, I noticed the Bed which was covered in a bright Manchester United blanket...

The bad girl with me with her hairdo uncovered was already sitting on the edge of the bed and mechanically making her fingers talk by stretching them.

Still in standing position, the devil came to tempt me in a temptation.

A voice wishpered something like, " Go and dab some white powder on your face"

Lol. In reply to the unseen voice I said something like " I only came to Fucck" to the hearing of bad girl who looked up and smiled with all shade of naughtiness.

I inched forward and gave her a French kiss.

At this particular moment you all know the rest. We fuccked. However, like fowls. Because as soon as I started raming her pink pussy we heard noise that sent down Goosebumps down my spine. For the love of my life I ran.

But I must confess. Her pussy was water-logged and dripping like a tap...oh! My mama

May the Soul of Aunty continue to rest in peace. Amen

2muchDrag:
Where's the most absurd place or moment you've had sex

Inside my ex's rav 4 , parked right beside her house in the night at mende street Maryland

I've had sex with all my crushes in my dreams ��‍♀️��‍♀️

My gf then(now my current wife) we had sex on her late dad's bed... Chai!!