Sijo01:


The school authorities nor try at all o. Who leaves toddlers to go home on their own from school.

They should do better o

ahnie:

No be lie?
Your head dey there.

Slickey:


Who naked no dey chook hand for pocket.

I hope you are well now.

ahnie:
My son was over the moon when he saw us.i saw how his sister lifted him up from the ground and locked themselves in hugs....

Kid yourself not,these 2 Minnie humans were cat and rat whilst we were living together Asin fighting every 4 minutes,my only moment of respite is when they be gone to school aside that....issa banger situation.

My mum cudnt let me drink water drop cup,she was nagging how I loved night trips and how kidnappers are having a field day around that axis....I know say she just wan make me fear.

bigjackass:
nice story. It seems your boy is under 5 years old, what is the benefit of sending such a youngling to live with your mom instead of you?

Imustreturn:
Your stories

ahnie:

Oga your WhatsApp updates are always hilarious.

ahnie:
So I left asaba late Sunday evening and headed to summit park in company of my daughter.


We were actually going to see my son,who's schooling there and also staying with my mum. so we could gift him some supplies and also spend some time with him.

We arrived Steve nnam park quick late,Cox the driver wasn't only mouthed,he was also a drunk with sachet after sachet of action bitter was kissing his blackened lips.

I cud remember several times how we were all cautioning him to take it easy with his driving and him berating us not to teach him his work.

That he has bn driving for donkey of years and how FRSC joyfully gifted him his driver's license free of charge yen yen yen yen.

Mynd44
Mukina2
Seun

Putindbutt:
Lalasticlala why do you always push this lady's diary to the front page?
There are tons of fantastic diaries in the diary section but you only choose to push hers down our throats. Is there anything special about her coochie that we don't know?

ahnie:
I think my mum is doing a good job, training them to her taste .
Unlike when he was in asaba,he knows all the names of the eateries.

My son started telling me to hasten up and take him to school.
I had to throw on my trousers and top and I excitedly walked him to school.

He took me to a lady doing POS and introduce me to her saying...Aunty faski(favour)see my maa'le(mum)she crest shebi?
Lolz @the crest. --- NO 4 YEARS OLD CAN SAY ALL THESE, PLS STOO LIEING TO US ...

I exchanged pleasantries with favour,then I turned to leave,then he dragged me back again...

Mummy wait,E remain this bros!
This is Uncle goddy.

He continued,mummy Uncle goddy makes the baddest egg and bread,the egg and bread dey make sense die.

I exchanged pleasantries again with goddy,and he said...na you really born this pikin?
Me...yes anything?
Goddy...No ooo,you nor look like person wey don drop one,let alone 2

Dongabby:
NO 4 YEARS OLD CAN SAY N DO ALL THESE, PLS STOO LIEING TO US ...

ahnie:
So I left asaba late Sunday evening and headed to summit park in company of my daughter.


We were actually going to see my son,who's schooling there and also staying with my mum. so we could gift him some supplies and also spend some time with him.

We arrived Steve nnam park quick late,Cox the driver wasn't only mouthed,he was also a drunk with sachet after sachet of action bitter was kissing his blackened lips.

I cud remember several times how we were all cautioning him to take it easy with his driving and him berating us not to teach him his work.

That he has bn driving for donkey of years and how FRSC joyfully gifted him his driver's license free of charge yen yen yen yen.

Maryam1234:
It's like Delta State has a weather of instilling smartness on young children,I love Chisoms smartness.He is too smart for a four year old.Our children for Abuja here too dey do aje-butter.

Dongabby:
NO 4 YEARS OLD CAN SAY N DO ALL THESE, PLS STOO LIEING TO US ...

ahnie:
Abraka banga rice,like I literally had to go local and told the woman to sell inside nylon for me

wiseoneking:
Your story is not completed if this case is not yet to be reported to the police

badoh:

Thank you ooo. A four year old cannot exhibit these characters and display of excessive smartness you painted in this story.