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My Escapades In The North ..... by Gunboysavage(m): 3:46pm On Apr 01, 2022
I'm bored so I would always dish y'all some copied fascinating stories henceforth...

Grab your Coke and Gala or an Hennessy with some heavy 4 puffs thus; blowing tree's like a Ganja man cheesy


This story contains pidgin English
By Dioxidane

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Re: My Escapades In The North ..... by Gunboysavage(m): 3:47pm On Apr 01, 2022
Episode 1



After my graduation from the university, I had to do various odd jobs while waiting for my NYSC call-up letter. When I finally got it, I was shocked when I realized I was posted to the North (Katsina state to be precise) because I tried influencing my posting to the southern part of the country. Anyway, I had no choice but to go for the 3weeks orientation course.

Before I went, I got a medical report from a doctor friend of mine who ‘diagnosed’ me of Acute Bipolar Disorder (I didn’t even care what it meant) to ensure my relocation on medical grounds.

On getting to Katsina state, I found the place to be beautiful and quiet unlike the rowdiness I was used to in Lagos. The camp was even better than most of the NYSC camps I had visited in other states (mine included). My roommates were fun and lively. Fortunately for me, 3 of us were from the same department in school, so we kinda had an upper hand in bonding with the others. Camp was fun, I made friends, male and female, but more of male ‘cos I didn’t want to cheat on my girlfriend.

After camp I congratulated myself on not doing ‘anything’ that might have soiled my relationship with my girlfriend (if she found out). I went straight to her place, and she ‘compensated’ me for all I had missed in camp by giving me the ‘straffing’ of my life over the holidays.

Finally, after all the fun and excitement, the holidays came to an annoying end and it dawned on me that I had to go back to the north (because my relocation didn’t come through).

After finally completing the registration process at my PPA, I was so uncomfortable and angry. The lodge I was provided was tiny and stuffy, and at night the mosquitoes came en masse on their power bikes. My first night was dreadful, I couldn’t sleep. Throughout the night, I made a mental note on getting a new apartment the next day.

The next day I asked around for where I could get an apartment around my PPA. I finally got one and I spent two days buying stuffs and tidying the place up.

On my first day at work, I realized that all the stories I heard about the beauty of Hausa and Fulani girls were true. Walai, Hausa girls fine die! I was posted to one of their universities and was to work as a laboratory technologist in the Chemistry department.

When I got to the lab, I had to observe how my ‘boss’ conducted the practical session with the class because that was to be my duty. I ended up observing NOT him, but a number of pretty students in the lab. Some of these girls were in hijab, while some had scarfs tried around their necks, but mere looking at them put so many imaginations in a guys mind. I told myself ‘Boy, welcome to Katsina!’

Two days later as I was conducting the practical class, a lady raised up her hand to ask a question. Jeez, her voice was ethereal. I was so carried away, I didn’t even hear the question she asked. “Please tell us your name before you ask your question”, I quickly said. She said, ‘My name is Zainab. My question is: Why do we add H2SO4 to FAS solution during the EMF measurement?’. I was like ‘Wow, that’s a very interesting question’ and I explained what happens during that chemical reaction and told them to observe the changes when they were carrying out the practical.

I continued the class and noticed that Zainab and her friends were no more paying attention but giggling whenever our eyes met. I said to myself **Oh lord, lead me not into temptation**.

After the class, I sat on a chair in the lab with my earpiece on, listening to music and browsing on my phone when I felt a tap on my shoulder. I looked up and saw a damsel standing above me. Jeez, this girl fine die! Her hips were at the same level with my face and made Amber Rose feel like a learner. She had a lovely smile on her face and cute dimples.

She: Hi…

Me: Uhmm, hello…

She:**smiles** You are the new corper here right?

Me:**Look at my attire** Is it that obvious? I’m not even putting on my Khaki…

She:**Laughs** You should know that once you come here, everyone knows your status… Anyway, I’m Chisom. I’m a batch B corper.

Me: Wow, senior corper. I have a friend that’s your name sake o. Buh she’s not as tall as you. Damn, you are so tall! Or is because I’m sitting?

**I stand and measure height with her and realize I’m a lil bit taller than her**

Me: **I hold my chest** Ah, thank god I’m taller than you…

She: **smiles**

Me: But you are too pretty jor…

She: You’re teasing me, shey? I’m definitely sure you are one of those player guys…

Me: No na, it’s true. I know you must have heard it from so many guys, but at least you are hearing it from me for the first time…

She: **smiles** Hmm, thanks…

Me: **I offer my hands** My name is Dioxidane…

She: Dioxidane? What kinda name is that?

Me: Don’t worry, you’ll get to find out if you stick around long enough…

She: **Hits me slightly on my shoulder** You are not serious…

Me: You know what, I’m starving here. Do you know where I can get something good to eat? I don’t mean tuwoshinkafa o…

She: **laughs** Don’t worry, there’s a place around. But I’m sure you’ll love fura.

Me: Fura? What the hell is that?

She: It’s a kinda drink. They say it’s good for mens libido…

Me: Huh! Really?? Then I’m definitely interested…

And so we walked to the restaurant, got something to eat, and talked about ourselves. We later exchanged numbers and parted ways.

At night I was browsing and chatting with some of my friends when I got a message on whatsapp. It was from Chisom.

She: Hi dear…

**In my mind, hmm, now now dear don enter? Ok let’s play along na**

Me: Hey sweetheart… Hope your day went well.

She: Ehm, it was ok. I thought you said you were going to come to my office when you closed…

Me: Did I? Oh, I’m sorry darling, iforgot. Don’t worry I’ll make it up to you…

She: How?

**Huh How ke**

Me: Uhm, what do you have in mind?

She: Anything…

Me: Ok, you know what? We’ll hang out tomorrow after work. Hope you are cool with that?

She: Yeah, it’s aii…

And so we gisted about family, relationship and other stuffs till late in the night. I had to remind her we were to go to work the next day before we were able to stop.

The next day after work, she took me to a lovely spot in town. I was so into her that all my thoughts were to bleep her right there and then due to accumulated konji. Later on we went to her lodge.

I sat on her bed trying to watch a movie on her laptop while she said she was going to freshen up. While she was in the bathroom, I couldn’t concentrate on the movie. I was just imagining her naked right there in the bathroom and wished I could just rip the door open and go down on her.

Before I knew what was happening, she came out of the bathroom. She was putting on a brown bumshort and a white spaghetti top. Jeez!!! Her huge boobs were so visible through the top she was wearing and her pointy ni*pples pushed outward against it’s thin fabric. She definitely didn’t have a bra on under there!

She sat down next to me, and I felt the beam of her gaze wash over me. She looked so beautiful; I didn’t know what to do. I didn’t want to be too forward, so I just tried ‘forming’ conversation with her while watching the movie. ‘Are you even enjoying the movie? This movie is super boring!’ As I turned to respond, my eyes were drawn yet again to her incredible chest. My focus was especially drawn to the bulge at the tip of each boobs; her areolae must be incredibly puffy. I couldn’t resist anymore.

Suddenly, without warning, her head shifted, and I found my lips pressed against hers, with my tongue plunging deep into her mouth and her tongue whipping against mine to explore it. As we were kissing, I moved my hands to her large breasts. I slowly began to massage them gently, using my experience, and instinct to guide me. As I caressed and rubbed her large ni*pples, I heard her quiver and moan. As the passion heated up, I tried to unbutton her bumshorts, but she held my hand back and guided my face to her boobs.

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Re: My Escapades In The North ..... by Candidlady: 3:52pm On Apr 01, 2022
Good afternoon OP

As much as we really want to read bout your escapades in north please note that we are also watching/observing you..

Post anything that will paint north black and this thread will be taken down


Be warned


Yours sincerely
Mod candid

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Re: My Escapades In The North ..... by rickpat(m): 3:55pm On Apr 01, 2022
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Re: My Escapades In The North ..... by Gentlerespect76: 4:14pm On Apr 01, 2022
Candidlady:
Good afternoon OP

As much as we really want to read bout your escapades in north please note that we are also watching/observing you..

Post anything that will paint north black and this thread will be taken down


Be warned


Yours sincerely
Mod candid

This one na "see finish", see threat and for a meaningless cause

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Re: My Escapades In The North ..... by Gunboysavage(m): 4:19pm On Apr 01, 2022
It's just a story baby grin. I have no hate for any tribe smiley... And as a matter of fact, My Paternal Grandparents are Hausa's. My Dad was born in Kaduna and he grew up in the North too.. But I'm still trying to figure out the mystery behind been a Yoruba boy all of a sudden and having a Yoruba Sur Name... So no bad paintings..
It's a copied story tho in regards to someone and not me....... I just wanna make this place a lil lively..
Candidlady:
Good afternoon OP

As much as we really want to read bout your escapades in north please note that we are also watching/observing you..

Post anything that will paint north black and this thread will be taken down


Be warned


Yours sincerely
Mod candid
Re: My Escapades In The North ..... by Shalommy(f): 4:20pm On Apr 01, 2022
Candidlady:
Good afternoon OP

As much as we really want to read bout your escapades in north please note that we are also watching/observing you..

Post anything that will paint north black and this thread will be taken down


Be warned


Yours sincerely
Mod candid
Chaii.. Mod candid, easy! cheesy
Re: My Escapades In The North ..... by Shalommy(f): 4:21pm On Apr 01, 2022
Op, come and complete this story jare.. Chaii
Re: My Escapades In The North ..... by Gunboysavage(m): 4:24pm On Apr 01, 2022
Okay boss.. I'll definitely do smiley
Shalommy:
Op, come and complete this story jare.. Chaii
Re: My Escapades In The North ..... by Justice4Toto: 4:31pm On Apr 01, 2022
I know the story ...he told me a while ago (offline)

So as they were kissing the Hausa babe start shouting zo mana zomana kei kei kei
My friend put his long bark erected Lagos boy dick into the wet Hausa girl kitten. She scream walahi walahi walahi I dey enjoy am fa
All this while mod candid was at the window watching live blue film
She go so Hot and couldn't do tell.her urge.
She also join them but Amina the Hausa girl rely like.it.
Ofcourse polygamy is allowed in the north.
After two hours of romp they are all tired guess what Mod candid asked for more
My guy was like ha u won kill me ? The Hausa girl Amina smiled




Oya ban me

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Re: My Escapades In The North ..... by Candidlady: 4:32pm On Apr 01, 2022
Gentlerespect76:


This one na "see finish", see threat and for a meaningless cause

Sir please face front.. You wanna get banned ba?


Shalommy:
Chaii.. Mod candid, easy! cheesy


Happy new month sis


Gunboysavage:
It's just a story baby grin. I'm not trubalistic smiley... And as a matter of fact, My Paternal Grandparents are Hausa's. My Dad was born in Kaduna and he grew up in the North too.. But I'm still trying to figure out the mystery behind been a Yoruba boy all of a sudden and having a Yoruba Sur Name... So no bad paintings..
It's a copied story tho in regards to someone and not me....... I just wanna make this place a lil lively..


Alright!!!

Change your Surname. look for a nice Hausa name and watch your tomorrow get better than today
Re: My Escapades In The North ..... by Gunboysavage(m): 4:39pm On Apr 01, 2022
500 year's ban grin
Justice4Toto:

Oya ban me
Re: My Escapades In The North ..... by Gentlerespect76: 4:41pm On Apr 01, 2022
Candidlady:


Sir please face front.. You wanna get banned ba?





Happy new month sis





Alright!!!

Change your Surname. look for a nice Hausa name and watch your tomorrow get better than today

You almost banned me for this innocuous post? Kaaii, women. Look if you want to ban me you can just go ahead. You are too childish to be made an MOD. Jesus!!!

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Re: My Escapades In The North ..... by TheWolfen(m): 4:55pm On Apr 01, 2022
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Re: My Escapades In The North ..... by Candidlady: 5:00pm On Apr 01, 2022
Gentlerespect76:


You almost banned me for this innocuous post? Kaaii, women. Look if you want to ban me you can just go ahead. You are too childish to be made an MOD. Jesus!!!

You do know you are derailing the thread ba?

Please be warned

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Re: My Escapades In The North ..... by Gunboysavage(m): 5:07pm On Apr 01, 2022
Episode 2

I was trying to wonder what might have caused that.

**Abi na virgin she be ni**

I didn’t dwell too much on the thought. I worked my way from her neck to her boobs, removing her top. Jeez, this babe was making me hard as hell.

At this point my ‘mamba’ was almost finding it’s way out of my jean. She began stroking me through my jean and she knew she was driving me crazy. I kissed and sucked on each of her ni*pple, taking turns while pinching the other.

I love to suck and bite on ni*pples, and judging by her moans and jerking movements so was she. I kept working on her, kissing then licking, sucking on her boobs, nibbling a little to taste her sweetness.

I felt her unzip me while I was losing myself and burying my face in her cleavage. Before I knew what was happening, she got off me, yanked down my jean and shorts and freed my mamba. ‘Oh my god, I wasn’t expecting that’, she yelled. ‘Too big? Hope you’ll be able to handle it?’ ‘Of course I should.’

In a swift move, she put one of my balls in her mouth. She then switched to the next one. She used her tongue to move them all around; her lips completely enveloped my entire sack, up to the root of my mamba. She then began stroking my mamba with her hands.

Jeez, this feeling was incredible. I was incapable of saying anything else. She finally put her lips around the whole head of my mamba and started to gently suck me.

For several minutes she swirled her tongue wildly around the underside the head of my mamba, driving me mad with desire. Her pace and intensity grew with each trip up and down my mamba and she made loud slurping and sucking sounds with her mouth.

My mamba was rock hard and throbbing; and I was on the verge of cu*mming. I could feel it very close. ‘Ohhhh, fuvvvvk!!! Jeez!!!’ Spurt after spurt of hot cum shot up her boobs. She was able to trap most of it with her boobs, but it began dripping on the bed. She got up and went to the bathroom to clean up herself.

As she came back, she came up to the bed and began kissing me. My mamba was called to action once again and it began responding. I tried unbuttoning her bumshorts, but she stopped me again and told me she was on her period.

‘WTF!!!’

Immediately, we heard a knock on the door. ‘Shiiit, it’s like my roomate is back’, she said. ‘Jeez, you have a roommate’ I quickly wore up my shorts and jean and ‘arranged’ myself.

She went to open the door for her roommate and she introduced us ‘Dioxidane, meet my roommate Sonia. Sonia, Dioxidane’. ‘Nice meeting you’, I said. ‘Same here’, she replied with a frown on her face.

**Mtcheww, wetin consine me and you**

I wasn’t happy she obstructed the mission, but either ways it wouldn’t have gone down that day. She walked me to take a bike, and as I was going, for my mind I don get corper babe be that o…

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Re: My Escapades In The North ..... by Gunboysavage(m): 5:57pm On Apr 01, 2022
For some days I didn’t see Chisom. She called and told me she and her boss went for a conference in Abuja.

I was in the lab going through some journals when I saw someone walk through the door. It was Zainab. She was putting on an ankara skirt and blouse and a scarf covering her shoulder. Her skirt was almost touching the ground.

In my mind, ‘this hausa babes can fall hand with their dressing sha’…

She: Good morning sir…

Me: Good morning… How was your night?

She: It was fine sir…

Me: Wait, how do you say ‘how was your night in Hausa’, because I’m trying to learn the language o…

She: **laughs** You say ‘antashi lafia’…

Me: **i try saying it after her** antashi lafia… Hmm, at least I’ve learnt one today. So, antashi lafia?

She: **laughs** Lafia lau…

Me: **smiles** So what’s happening? You have issues?

She: No it’s not really me. It’s my younger brother. He is preparing for WAEC and JAMB and my mum asked me to look for a home tutor for him…

Me: Hmmm, that’s good…

She: I don’t know if you would be chanced to help him…

Me: **i no kukuma get anything to do for evening** That would be when he comes back from school, right?

She: Yes sir…

Me: Okay, there’s no problem…

She: I don’t know if you would be chanced to come and see my mum today so that you would discuss it with her…

Me: Don’t worry I’ll be chanced. Lemme have your address…

She: Just let me have your number, when you are ready to come, we would send the driver to pick you…

Me: Hmm… Ok…

I gave her my number and she collected mine.

But hausa girls shy sha… I noticed Zainab was not too free with me and she stayed a distance from me. But the girl too fine. I watched her leave the lab.

** shocked Chisos!!! See ukwu**

Even the skirt couldn’t hide it that much. I made a mental note right there and then to sample that ukwu. **But how I wan take do this one pass

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I got to Zainab’s house around 4pm that day.

** cheesy Chisos!!! See fence!**

The fence of the building was so high that you could use the blocks to construct a 5-bedroom apartment.

**Na wa for all these hausa men sha…**

Zainab came to the car to welcome me. She was putting on a jean skirt and black top. No scarf, no hijab.

**Omo see bobi!**

She: Welcome sir…

Me: Thanks… You have a very fine house o, it looks like a resort centre…

She: **smiles** My mum is this way sir…

She then ushered me into their visitors waiting room.

**If this one na just waiting room, how the sitting room wan take be na This people get money die o!!**

When I got inside, I saw her mother. She was looking so young and so not Nigerian. **Ehen!! No wonder this girl looks so different** She was talking with her sister (elder sister I guess) and they were speaking a foreign language (whether na spanish, I no even come know).

Me: Good evening ma…

She: Oh, Mr Dioxidane, you are welcome. Please have a seat and give me a minute.

Me: Thank you ma…

She: Zai, pashi kama burki na ama chi…

Zainab: Ayi mama…

**Chineke, hope this people no wan sell me for here o…**

Zainab: Sir, what do I offer you?

Me: **offer me yourself** A bottle of water would do…

Zainab: Ok, sir… I would be right back…

Within some minutes, Zainab came back with a bottle of water and her mum concluded the discussion with her sister and she left.

She: So Mr Dioxidane, you are welcome once again…

Me: Thank you very much ma…

She: So where are you from?

Me: I’m from Akwa-Ibom ma…

She: Where is that?

Me: **I talk am say dis woman no be Nigerian** It’s in the Niger-Delta region of the country ma…

She:**smiles** Oh, where militants vandalize pipelines and petroleum infrastructure…

Me: Ehrmm, not really ma…

She: We usually watch it on TV… Hope you are not like them…

Me:**laughs** No ma…

She: So what did you study?

Me: I studied Chemistry at Delta State University…

She: Oh, that’s good… Hope you came out with a good degree…

Me: Not really ma, the 2.1 I graduated with was not good enough for me…

She: **smiles** If you graduated with a 2.1, that’s a very good result…

Me: If you say so ma…

She: Hope you would do a good job with my son… Zainab, ka sha ma li ka Salim…

Zainab: Ayi mama…

She: Let her go and call her brother… So, how often would you take him and how much would you charge?

Me: **Na wa o… Na 5k/month I dey charge for home lesson when I dey school o** Ma, due to the quality of the tutorials I would be giving him, in fact he is going to pick up in his studies. I would be taking him for 4days a week and I would be taking him basically on Maths, Chemistry and Physics. Then if there’s any topic he doesn’t understand in any subject, I would explain it to him.

She: **nodding her head** That’s good… So how much would it cost us?

Me: Ma, in lagos where I stay, we charge 30thousand naira per month for home lessons, so I don’t know what’s obtainable here, if it’s higher or lower than that…

She: **laughs** 30thousand is on the high side…

Me: **Abeg una get moni jorr** Ah ma, I don’t render quantity service, but quality service that’s why you think the price is on the high side…

She: Wouldn’t 25 thousand be ok?

Me: **Before nko, e even pass my alawee** No problem ma, I’ll just manage it…

She: Yeah, that reminds me. Are you good with computers, because my son was to go for computer lessons…

Me: Yes ma, I am…

She: Would you be able to include that in what you would be teaching him?

Me: No problem ma, but that means the amount would be increased…

She: Oh, thank you. That’s no problem… My husband is not around now, he works at Abuja, perhaps during the weekend when he comes, you’ll get to meet him…

Me:**Chineke!! This man go be politician o, why I come go reduce price before na** That’s no problem ma, thank you very much…

Zainab later walked in with Salim and we both talked a little and finalized arrangements on when we were going to begin. His mother said we should be having the lessons in the house and I said it was ok by me and I left…

The next day after completing lessons with Salim, I went home and had a shower. I had a busy day at work and still went for lessons in the evening.

**To make money no easy o**.

I didn’t see Zainab in school and when I asked her brother, he said she went to Kaduna to visit her grandma.

I was watching a movie when I got a call from an unknown number. I later found out it was Zainab. She was sounding so sweet as usual. After normal pleasantries, she told me she went to see her grandma that was why she wasn’t around. I asked her why she didn’t call me with the number she gave me and she told me this was her private line and only few persons had the number.

Me: Few special persons, right?

She: **smile** Uhmm, kind of…

Me: Hmmm… That’s means I’m special…

She: **laughs** It depends…

Me: On?

She: **smiles**

Me: I really like your kinda person… You don’t seem the reserved type.**Na lie o**

She: **smiles** Sir, you know I’m very shy…

Me: Zee… Wait, can I call you Zee?

She: **smiles** If you want…

Me: Firstly, stop calling sir. We are friends. Or are we not?

She: **smiles** Yes we are…

Me: Ehen, so be free with me… I really want to get to know you…

She: What do you want to know about me?

Me: Everything…

She: Really?

Me: Yeah… I was really hoping to see you when I went to your house today…

She: Eya…

Me: When are coming back?

She: Next week…

Me: So what would you be bringing for me when coming?

She: **smiles** Something special…

Me: Wow! Something special, like?

She: Don’t worry when I come you’ll see it…

Me: Cool…

We spent almost 30minutes on the call gisting. I later found out her father was a Senator. I was still on the phone when another call came in. It was Chisom. I told Zainab I was going to call her back and received Chisom’s call. She asked where I was and I told her I was at home. She said she just came from Abuja and she was at the front of my gate. ‘Huh

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Re: My Escapades In The North ..... by Gunboysavage(m): 6:01pm On Apr 01, 2022
I opened the gate and saw Chisom. She was looking so tired and exhausted. I gave her a warm hug and invited her in. She told me her roommate traveled and forgot to drop the key with her lodge mates. In my mind, **so you no fit stay for any of your lodge mate room abi**. I asked her if her roommate was coming anytime soon and she said she was going to come the next day. **Make one babe no go turn me to married bachelor** She said she was so tired that she just wanted to shower and sleep. In my mind, ‘so no straffing, you wished!!’. I asked her if she’s had dinner and she said she already did. She later had her bath and laid down on the bed. She was putting on a knicker and singlet. No bra. **chai, this babe no go kill me o**…

Chisom was sleeping and it was obvious she was deep in sleep. I tried continuing the movie, but I just couldn’t concentrate. She was lying down on the bed and her ass faced towards where I sat on the rug. I was pondering what to do, whether to wake her or what.

I started teasing under her foot and her legs if I would get a reaction. No reaction. I went to her arms and teased both her arms to the side of her boobs. No reaction. **Which kind thing me this na** I went back to her legs and teased both her laps for some minutes. No reaction. **Abeg, this one na no brainer**. I tried different tactics severally. No show. It was obvious she was tired and really deep in sleep. I tried continuing the movie, but was so ‘lust’ in my thoughts. I didn’t know when I fell asleep on the rug…

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To be continued

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Re: My Escapades In The North ..... by Rickmann: 6:47pm On Apr 01, 2022
Candidlady:
Good afternoon OP

As much as we really want to read bout your escapades in north please note that we are also watching/observing you..

Post anything that will paint north black and this thread will be taken down


Be warned


Yours sincerely
Mod candid

Hey candid dearie grin
But that was so unnecessary na
Or Aren't you enjoying the story?
Re: My Escapades In The North ..... by gentlestdude(m): 7:40pm On Apr 01, 2022
I only pity who go believe this fiction

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Re: My Escapades In The North ..... by TheoAndrew(m): 8:38pm On Apr 01, 2022
Lol this is a very old story... Oga Weldon for stealing another persons work/post in Coolvall22.com.. The story is about 5-6yrs grin cheesy

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Re: My Escapades In The North ..... by Younext: 8:57pm On Apr 01, 2022
Candidlady:



Change your Surname. look for a nice Hausa name and watch your tomorrow get better than today
be like u be barnawa babe
Re: My Escapades In The North ..... by Shadysen: 9:00pm On Apr 01, 2022
Candidlady:
Good afternoon OP

As much as we really want to read bout your escapades in north please note that we are also watching/observing you..

Post anything that will paint north black and this thread will be taken down


Be warned


Yours sincerely
Mod candid
everyone knows north is black already, so what the fvck are you saying, north kee CIA.

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Re: My Escapades In The North ..... by oilmane(m): 9:15pm On Apr 01, 2022
Justice4Toto:
I know the story ...he told me a while ago (offline)

So as they were kissing the Hausa babe start shouting zo mana zomana kei kei kei
My friend put his long bark erected Lagos boy dick into the wet Hausa girl kitten. She scream walahi walahi walahi I dey enjoy am fa
All this while mod candid was at the window watching live blue film
She go so Hot and couldn't do tell.her urge.
She also join them but Amina the Hausa girl rely like.it.
Ofcourse polygamy is allowed in the north.
After two hours of romp they are all tired guess what Mod candid asked for more
My guy was like ha u won kill me ? The Hausa girl Amina smiled




Oya ban me


Kai kai kai, u like wahala faaa
Re: My Escapades In The North ..... by AgentGoat: 9:17pm On Apr 01, 2022
Who remember the monika madnessdotcom?

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Re: My Escapades In The North ..... by Antmanned(m): 10:18pm On Apr 01, 2022
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Re: My Escapades In The North ..... by adefitim(m): 11:05pm On Apr 01, 2022
I Dey one corner Dey sip my beer as I Dey read this story

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Re: My Escapades In The North ..... by Peskid: 11:22pm On Apr 01, 2022
Nice story line pls continue

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Re: My Escapades In The North ..... by TheFacelessMan: 12:45am On Apr 02, 2022
cheesy

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Re: My Escapades In The North ..... by headbasher96(m): 6:12am On Apr 02, 2022
Op u don lie average nigerian girls don give Mouth Gig they dont even know what it is talkless of a hausa girl

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Re: My Escapades In The North ..... by Bluish44(m): 6:28am On Apr 02, 2022
Gunboysavage:
Episode 1



After my graduation from the university, I had to do various odd jobs while waiting for my NYSC call-up letter. When I finally got it, I was shocked when I realized I was posted to the North (Katsina state to be precise) because I tried influencing my posting to the southern part of the country. Anyway, I had no choice but to go for the 3weeks orientation course.

Before I went, I got a medical report from a doctor friend of mine who ‘diagnosed’ me of Acute Bipolar Disorder (I didn’t even care what it meant) to ensure my relocation on medical grounds.

On getting to Katsina state, I found the place to be beautiful and quiet unlike the rowdiness I was used to in Lagos. The camp was even better than most of the NYSC camps I had visited in other states (mine included). My roommates were fun and lively. Fortunately for me, 3 of us were from the same department in school, so we kinda had an upper hand in bonding with the others. Camp was fun, I made friends, male and female, but more of male ‘cos I didn’t want to cheat on my girlfriend.

After camp I congratulated myself on not doing ‘anything’ that might have soiled my relationship with my girlfriend (if she found out). I went straight to her place, and she ‘compensated’ me for all I had missed in camp by giving me the ‘straffing’ of my life over the holidays.

Finally, after all the fun and excitement, the holidays came to an annoying end and it dawned on me that I had to go back to the north (because my relocation didn’t come through).

After finally completing the registration process at my PPA, I was so uncomfortable and angry. The lodge I was provided was tiny and stuffy, and at night the mosquitoes came en masse on their power bikes. My first night was dreadful, I couldn’t sleep. Throughout the night, I made a mental note on getting a new apartment the next day.

The next day I asked around for where I could get an apartment around my PPA. I finally got one and I spent two days buying stuffs and tidying the place up.

On my first day at work, I realized that all the stories I heard about the beauty of Hausa and Fulani girls were true. Walai, Hausa girls fine die! I was posted to one of their universities and was to work as a laboratory technologist in the Chemistry department.

When I got to the lab, I had to observe how my ‘boss’ conducted the practical session with the class because that was to be my duty. I ended up observing NOT him, but a number of pretty students in the lab. Some of these girls were in hijab, while some had scarfs tried around their necks, but mere looking at them put so many imaginations in a guys mind. I told myself ‘Boy, welcome to Katsina!’

Two days later as I was conducting the practical class, a lady raised up her hand to ask a question. Jeez, her voice was ethereal. I was so carried away, I didn’t even hear the question she asked. “Please tell us your name before you ask your question”, I quickly said. She said, ‘My name is Zainab. My question is: Why do we add H2SO4 to FAS solution during the EMF measurement?’. I was like ‘Wow, that’s a very interesting question’ and I explained what happens during that chemical reaction and told them to observe the changes when they were carrying out the practical.

I continued the class and noticed that Zainab and her friends were no more paying attention but giggling whenever our eyes met. I said to myself **Oh lord, lead me not into temptation**.

After the class, I sat on a chair in the lab with my earpiece on, listening to music and browsing on my phone when I felt a tap on my shoulder. I looked up and saw a damsel standing above me. Jeez, this girl fine die! Her hips were at the same level with my face and made Amber Rose feel like a learner. She had a lovely smile on her face and cute dimples.

She: Hi…

Me: Uhmm, hello…

She:**smiles** You are the new corper here right?

Me:**Look at my attire** Is it that obvious? I’m not even putting on my Khaki…

She:**Laughs** You should know that once you come here, everyone knows your status… Anyway, I’m Chisom. I’m a batch B corper.

Me: Wow, senior corper. I have a friend that’s your name sake o. Buh she’s not as tall as you. Damn, you are so tall! Or is because I’m sitting?

**I stand and measure height with her and realize I’m a lil bit taller than her**

Me: **I hold my chest** Ah, thank god I’m taller than you…

She: **smiles**

Me: But you are too pretty jor…

She: You’re teasing me, shey? I’m definitely sure you are one of those player guys…

Me: No na, it’s true. I know you must have heard it from so many guys, but at least you are hearing it from me for the first time…

She: **smiles** Hmm, thanks…

Me: **I offer my hands** My name is Dioxidane…

She: Dioxidane? What kinda name is that?

Me: Don’t worry, you’ll get to find out if you stick around long enough…

She: **Hits me slightly on my shoulder** You are not serious…

Me: You know what, I’m starving here. Do you know where I can get something good to eat? I don’t mean tuwoshinkafa o…

She: **laughs** Don’t worry, there’s a place around. But I’m sure you’ll love fura.

Me: Fura? What the hell is that?

She: It’s a kinda drink. They say it’s good for mens libido…

Me: Huh! Really?? Then I’m definitely interested…

And so we walked to the restaurant, got something to eat, and talked about ourselves. We later exchanged numbers and parted ways.

At night I was browsing and chatting with some of my friends when I got a message on whatsapp. It was from Chisom.

She: Hi dear…

**In my mind, hmm, now now dear don enter? Ok let’s play along na**

Me: Hey sweetheart… Hope your day went well.

She: Ehm, it was ok. I thought you said you were going to come to my office when you closed…

Me: Did I? Oh, I’m sorry darling, iforgot. Don’t worry I’ll make it up to you…

She: How?

**Huh How ke**

Me: Uhm, what do you have in mind?

She: Anything…

Me: Ok, you know what? We’ll hang out tomorrow after work. Hope you are cool with that?

She: Yeah, it’s aii…

And so we gisted about family, relationship and other stuffs till late in the night. I had to remind her we were to go to work the next day before we were able to stop.

The next day after work, she took me to a lovely spot in town. I was so into her that all my thoughts were to bleep her right there and then due to accumulated konji. Later on we went to her lodge.

I sat on her bed trying to watch a movie on her laptop while she said she was going to freshen up. While she was in the bathroom, I couldn’t concentrate on the movie. I was just imagining her naked right there in the bathroom and wished I could just rip the door open and go down on her.

Before I knew what was happening, she came out of the bathroom. She was putting on a brown bumshort and a white spaghetti top. Jeez!!! Her huge boobs were so visible through the top she was wearing and her pointy ni*pples pushed outward against it’s thin fabric. She definitely didn’t have a bra on under there!

She sat down next to me, and I felt the beam of her gaze wash over me. She looked so beautiful; I didn’t know what to do. I didn’t want to be too forward, so I just tried ‘forming’ conversation with her while watching the movie. ‘Are you even enjoying the movie? This movie is super boring!’ As I turned to respond, my eyes were drawn yet again to her incredible chest. My focus was especially drawn to the bulge at the tip of each boobs; her areolae must be incredibly puffy. I couldn’t resist anymore.

Suddenly, without warning, her head shifted, and I found my lips pressed against hers, with my tongue plunging deep into her mouth and her tongue whipping against mine to explore it. As we were kissing, I moved my hands to her large breasts. I slowly began to massage them gently, using my experience, and instinct to guide me. As I caressed and rubbed her large ni*pples, I heard her quiver and moan. As the passion heated up, I tried to unbutton her bumshorts, but she held my hand back and guided my face to her boobs.
quite strange....I never hear ibo girl tell me sy she dy her period...I no think sy those brothel girls dy get period

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Re: My Escapades In The North ..... by Powersurge: 6:39am On Apr 02, 2022
Candidlady:
Good afternoon OP

As much as we really want to read bout your escapades in north please note that we are also watching/observing you..

Post anything that will paint north black and this thread will be taken down


Be warned


Yours sincerely
Mod candid

Werey dey worry u. Pple shud lie because of ur stupidity abi?

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