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At your big age,what don't you know how to do?

Me-- I'm 26 and I can't swim

Can't fly a chopper at my age... Just negodi.

Now that I think about it, there's nothing I don't know how to do that will hinder my lifestyle except maybe in emergencies.

I know how to write in cursive
I know how to drive
I know how to ride a bicycle
I know how to swim
I know how to cook
I know how to dance
I know how to kponkiriyon
I know how to navigate
I know how to code (amateur)
I know how to make money any legit which way
I know how to make money any street which way
I know how to tame a wild vagina
I know how to make kids like me
I know how to manage money(sometimes )
I know how to speak
I know when to speak
I know how to dress for whaatever occasion(sometimes, you could mistake me for a sales boy, other times, you'd need a change of panties)
I know how to play football, basketball and cricket
I know how to roll weed (like I'm so pro, celebrity status in my hood)
and so many more

To answer you OP, I don't know how to ride a motorcycle. That one go get solution this year by God's grace

To guide preek to my pussy hole.

50 years and I can't do anything .

I still don't know how to toast a girl.

#MadamVanesa, #Saphiere, #Slawormir, #Boogyman should teach me how to go about it.
I'm waiting for your advice.

I can't cook Sha.


Niggrrs ain't meant for kitchen!!!

outta here!!!.

Cook Egusi

Iyaebe:
Cook Egusi

Youtube is you friend na. Haba! Don't say this in a public space that isn't anonymously virtual.

Draslo:
Youtube is you friend na. Haba! Don't say this in a public space that isn't anonymously virtual.

It won't still do, I stole one of poco updates but ended up in a mess,I just removed all the meat and ate it one after the other

Iyaebe:
It won't still do, I stole one of poco updates but ended up in a mess,I just removed all the meat and ate it one after the other

Goodluck then. I make mean Egusi. All those girls using food to mask their hustle on IG aint got nothing on me.

I dont knw how to simp.

Iyaebe:
It won't still do, I stole one of poco updates but ended up in a mess,I just removed all the meat and ate it one after the other

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Draslo:
Goodluck then. I make mean Egusi. All those girls using food to mask their hustle on IG aint got nothing on me.

Men that can cook are redflags,they don't respect women and they are quick to divorce

Jeon:
50 years
and I can't do anything
.

50 years old? You don't mean it?

I don't believe it

Can't swim or ride a bicycle

I don't know how to Swim
I don't know how to Ride Okada

But car, na Baba I be

Iyaebe:
Men that can cook are redflags,they don't respect women and they are quick to divorce

Will stop that

Iyaebe:
It won't still do, I stole one of poco updates but ended up in a mess,I just removed all the meat and ate it one after the other

Na person go marry this one

at my age I can't fly without wings.

killmods:
Will stop that

So you can cook,no wonder you're troublesome

Iyaebe:
It won't still do, I stole one of poco updates but ended up in a mess,I just removed all the meat and ate it one after the other

Chai so u can't cook?

Oturatetuala:
at my age I can't fly without wings.

U go third mainland bridge for practice bros

Iyaebe:
Men that can cook are redflags,they don't respect women and they are quick to divorce

I tried to be civil in talking to you but you mush sha bring your behaviour everywhere you go. Shey you get DStv for house. Go to Food Network or any Lifestyle channel. i guarantee you 80% of the humans you will see are men. Your hate on my gender will not reduce the inches of my penis.

Oturatetuala:
50 years old? You don't mean it?
I don't believe it

okay.

killmods:
Chai so u can't cook?

Did I say I can't cook? I said Egusi is hard to get and does that implies that I can't cook?

Draslo:
I tried to be civil in talking to you but you mush sha bring your behaviour everywhere you go. Shey you get DStv for house. Go to Food Network or any Lifestyle channel. i guarantee you 80% of the humans you will see are men. Your hate on my gender will not reduce the inches of my penis.

Be calming down and don't be like all these Nairaland boys,where did you see me hating men?

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Iyaebe:
Men that can cook are redflags,they don't respect women and they are quick to divorce

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I RESPECT MEN THAT ARE COOKS..
PRAY TO MEET ONE AS A PAIR
SO ROMANTIC WHEN IN KITCHEN

Jeon:
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I RESPECT MEN THAT ARE COOKS..
PRAY TO MEET ONE AS A PAIR
SO ROMANTIC WHEN IN KITCHEN

I don't like them because they'll always find fault in every of your cookings,they'll use complain to drain you.

Iyaebe:
I don't like them because they'll always find fault in every of your cookings,they'll use complain to drain you.

LOOZ
an opportunity for me to like them more..
they can do the cook.. because you don't expect me to be in the kitchen often [I get bored on repeating things ] .

Sergio104:
Na person go marry this one

Ehn leave am it's not all men that will use cooking skills to judge a woman, some don't mind if their wife can cook or not and egusi is not the only soup in the world and i never said i dont know how to cook other things.Yeye mtcheww

Jeon:
LOOZ
an opportunity for me to like them more..
they can do the cook.. because you don't expect me to be in the kitchen often [I get bored on repeating things ] .

There are chefs everywhere, you can even order food these days,life has become very easy with modernisation