killmods:

U go third mainland bridge for practice bros

Nope I want real wings so that I can fly away from planet earth.

I need a new planet to stay alone.

Iyaebe:
There are chefs everywhere, you can even order food these days,life has become very easy with modernisation

I'M NOT A FAN OF THAT.. BECAUSE OF SOME REASONS LIKE HYGIENIC ISSUES

Jeon:




I'M NOT A FAN OF THAT.. BECAUSE OF SOME REASONS LIKE HYGIENIC ISSUES

Yes but there are trusted ones,I already have one aside ,she's a very good cook and extremely clean , I'll be ordering from her when I get married, there's nothing she can't cook in this life, and all her meals are very tasty.

Jeon:
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I RESPECT MEN THAT ARE COOKS..
PRAY TO MEET ONE AS A PAIR
SO ROMANTIC WHEN IN KITCHEN

I'm a professional chef

Iyaebe:
Be calming down and don't be like all these Nairaland boys,where did you see me hating men?

I AM a Nairaland guy. Because of anonymity, that's why you're generalizing

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God1000:
I'm a professional chef

Jeon:

I think we're good together then

Don't know how to say the time on a wall clock Sha ooo

I'm almost 25 and I still can't swim Can't toast a girl on first instance Can't make millions right now

Iyaebe:
Did I say I can't cook? I said Egusi is hard to get and does that implies that I can't cook?

Oh sorry i didn't see that.. but how do u mean egusi is hard to get?

killmods:

Oh sorry i didn't see that.. but how do u mean egusi is hard to get?

Like hard to really get it done in a perfect way. Do you even know how to cook?

Iyaebe:
Like hard to really get it done in a perfect way. Do you even know how to cook?

Lool.. U no sabi abeg. Egusi is easy u dey forget say i be Benin guy. We no dey chop water water egusi. E go dry well with enough mende mende orishirishi inside. Use better poundy or fufu flog am. Not those one water go dey one side, oil one side

But seriously if i cook egusi for u. You go fall in love

killmods:

Lool.. U no sabi abeg. Egusi is easy u dey forget say i be Benin guy. We no dey chop water water egusi. E go dry well with enough mende mende orishirishi inside. Use better poundy or fufu flog am. Not those one water go dey one side, oil one side

But seriously if i cook egusi for u. You go fall in love

Maybe it’s only egusi that you can cook sef and you no let us hear word. Do you cook for yourself or you have someone who takes care of that?

at this my age, even I cannot believe that I can't swim or drive

Iyaebe:
Maybe it’s only egusi that you can cook sef and you no let us hear word. Do you cook for yourself or you have someone who takes care of that?

Make i tell u;
My chicken stew is second to none.. there's a way i blend veg oil with a touch of palm oil to give a special taste u can't ever get any where.

Goat meat stew
Vegetable with fish and goat meat u can eat with swallow, rice, yam.. act
My noodles will make u wet
Ogbonor I'm good
Okra I'm the best
My beans go make u thief
My pancakes will humble u
Goat peppersoup
Fresh catfish peppersoup
Fish/ chicken and chips (Irish potatoes or yam)
If I fry eggs for u I swear u will bite ur tongue
There are too many to mention. I'm an all rounder

Abeg i cook for myself oo.. except on some ocassions. I'm not married na so...

killmods:

Make i tell u;
My chicken stew is second to none.. there's a way i blend veg oil with a touch of palm oil to give a special taste u can't ever get any where.

Goat meat stew
Vegetable with fish and goat meat u can eat with swallow, rice, yam.. act
My noodles will make u wet
Ogbonor I'm good
Okra I'm the best
My beans go make u thief
My pancakes will humble u
Goat peppersoup
Fresh catfish peppersoup
Fish/ chicken and chips (Irish potatoes or yam)
If I fry eggs for u I swear u will bite ur tongue
There are too many to mention. I'm an all rounder

Wao this is funny sha, I use to laugh awkwardly whenever I see a man cooking, muscles inside kitchen mingling with pots is really ribs cracking sha

Iyaebe:
Wao this is funny sha, I use to laugh awkwardly whenever I see a man cooking, muscles inside kitchen mingling with pots is really ribs cracking sha

Na so one yeye girl dey yab me for school if i dey cook then. But it's nothing and cooking isn't just for women u know. Everyone should at least be able to cook some basic meal.

killmods:

Na so one yeye girl dey yab me for school if i dey cook then. But it's nothing and cooking isn't just for women u know. Everyone should at least be able to cook some basic meal.

You are right sha, e just get as e dy be sometimes

Ride a bike,I actually learn and I drove it.but I dont trust myself to ride a bike now.i fit fuckup,I cant swim also

Draslo:
Now that I think about it, there's nothing I don't know how to do that will hinder my lifestyle except maybe in emergencies.

I know how to write in cursive
I know how to drive
I know how to ride a bicycle
I know how to swim
I know how to cook
I know how to dance
I know how to kponkiriyon
I know how to navigate
I know how to code (amateur)
I know how to make money any legit which way
I know how to make money any street which way
I know how to tame a wild vagina
I know how to make kids like me
I know how to manage money(sometimes )
I know how to speak
I know when to speak
I know how to dress for whaatever occasion(sometimes, you could mistake me for a sales boy, other times, you'd need a change of panties)
I know how to play football, basketball and cricket
I know how to roll weed (like I'm so pro, celebrity status in my hood)
and so many more

To answer you OP, I don't know how to ride a motorcycle. That one go get solution this year by God's grace

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Wow. If I wasn't seeing someone I for marry you sharp sharp.

Kudos!

Jeon:
50 years and I can't do anything .

But you can login to nairaland and type something

Can't cook and can't play any musical instrument

wiseone28:
But you can login to nairaland and type something

I don't know how to read self.

I have not learnt how to swim,

Don't have time for learning it

Iyaebe:
There are chefs everywhere, you can even order food these days,life has become very easy with modernisation

it is because of these so called Modernisation (u order everything online)

That most girl end Up knowing only

How to cook Indomie and Egg

Can’t kill a chicken �

Can't ride bicycle and swim

Can't drive

Can't ride motorcycles.
Would love to own a power bike but I don't know how to ride one,so what's the point?

I dunno how to play Ludo & to swim

SoapQueen:
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Wow. If I wasn't seeing someone I for marry you sharp sharp.

Kudos!

lucky guy, I guess
Me I'm still single been so for like 3 years. I've realized that it's harder to find a sharp, working brain to love than a big yansh to love