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I am a man that cannot kill a rat, let alone a chicken.

My wife [on her way to spread some clothes downstairs] saw this snake around 12:30pm yesterday and she started looking for a big stick to kill it.

I ran as fast as my legs could carry me but I still summoned the courage to be shouting instructions from afar.

In the end, my Odogwu � wife killed it but a lucid research into the snake's buccal cavity revealed it's one of the deadliest snakes on earth, the green mamba ���


Guys, be careful o

Na man she be

Something wey dey harmless...
For East them dey use am do rope sef, just use am tie firewood, when you get home untie and throw away. The snake go even thank you sef

But to be fair green snakes are harmless

MODIFIED: It is not harmless

U be coach, and ur wife be player abi.... No wonder she get scoring ability pass u...... She deserves a present.. Cos she protected the family from security threat... Na only few ladies get this quality wey ur wife get oo

habsydiamond:
U be coach, and ur wife be player abi.... No wonder she get scoring ability pass u..

You no well, aswear sir��

R2bees2:
Something wey dey harmless...
For East them dey use am do rope sef, just use am tie firewood, when you get home untie and throw away. The snake go even thank you sef.

Omo make una no mind me, cold dey here

But to be fair green snakes are harmless

I see

habsydiamond:
U be coach, and ur wife be player abi.... No wonder she get scoring ability pass u...... She deserves a present.. Cos she protected the family from security threat... Na only few ladies get this quality wey ur wife get oo

You're very correct bro.

She has always displayed that level of bravery since I married her but she took it to the next level yesterday.

I was already "shitting in my pants".

barrackozone:
I see

You should

R2bees2:
Something wey dey harmless...
For East them dey use am do rope sef, just use am tie firewood, when you get home untie and throw away. The snake go even thank you sef.

Omo make una no mind me, cold dey here

But to be fair green snakes are harmless

Look at the mouth closely sir. It is black. That shows it's a green mamba and it is very very venomous

You are a comedian
You should be writing scripts for basket mouth and bovi

Why did you kill lalasticlala's brother?

illicit:
Na man she be

And na woman him be abi?

barrackozone:
You're very correct bro.

She has always displayed that level of bravery since I married her but she took it to the next level yesterday.

I was already "shitting in my pants".

lol zzz... Ur case tire me oo.. Shey u go fit kill cockroach so

Omo ur wife no small ooo

habsydiamond:
lol zzz... Ur case tire me oo.. Shey u go fit kill cockroach so

I dey kill cockroaches, mosquitoes and houseflies wella sir�

Iamicekid:
Omo ur wife no small ooo

Since yesterday, I dey salute am.

She be Odogwu �

chigoziri2403:
You are a comedian
You should be writing scripts for basket mouth and bovi

Lols

Cha E

Nothing No Go See For This Blogging Business

Meme material...

But I expect you to locate the nearest available Shovel or 2by 2 plank, should it get out of hand as your wife tried to kill it...

Your wife na sabi man

Your wife killed snake!

My respect to oga madam o.

She is well built.

Rd

Lala...


Over to you

Killing your own kind is cannibalism.

Na real woman she be. My own wife cannot kill ordinary mosquito. She would have fainted at the sight of the serpent.

Na your wife be President, na Councillor you be.

No day go by without reading one snake story for dis out ogbonge forum.

We hope snakes won't go out of extinction soon in this nation..... All because of one or two people!!
Na wa o!!

Sigh.