Cityfirstborn:
Your wife is Odogwu while you are odiegwu..

skywalker240:
That's a black Mamba, judging by its extremely black tongue

PaulOtl:
OP, you should know that your wife and the snake have a history of interactions dating back to the garden of Eden, through her first maternal ancestor, Eve.

See ba, what was going on was that the snake came to talk business, but this time it was trying to trick your wife into doing something that would harm you, challenge your position as the man of the house.
Your wife wasn't in the mood for any of that today. The deal didn't click, and she just decided to " break his head " and come and be going. Temptation defeated. Eve, you see your mate abi? Hinfact, you see your far far junior, innit?
Yu should have seen the way she walked off like a boss lady. Leaving the disfigured beat in a pool of its own brud.

Edited: sorry, i meant, ' in a pool of its own blood ' (I'm Calabar, mbok , don't vess for me)

barrackozone:


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Which kind wahala be this?

barrackozone:

I ran as fast as my legs could carry me but I still summoned the courage to be shouting instructions from afar.
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Guys, be careful o

barrackozone:
I am a man that cannot kill a rat, let alone a chicken.

My wife [on her way to spread some clothes downstairs] saw this snake around 12:30pm yesterday and she started looking for a big stick to kill it.

I ran as fast as my legs could carry me but I still summoned the courage to be shouting instructions from afar.

In the end, my Odogwu � wife killed it but a lucid research into the snake's buccal cavity revealed it's one of the deadliest snakes on earth, the green mamba ���


Guys, be careful o

R2bees2:
Something wey dey harmless...
For East them dey use am do rope sef, just use am tie firewood, when you get home untie and throw away. The snake go even thank you sef

But to be fair green snakes are harmless

MODIFIED: It is not harmless

PaulOtl:

The kind of wahala that is calm, friendly and non Vawulenceified.
Loosen up jare! Don't you like humour in this ya life?
Abi, rain didn't fall where you live today? Isn't the weather pleasing?
Oh...maybe....
Catch cruise while you're still alive, for tomorrow ain't.... Make I shurrup

barrackozone:


You're very correct bro.

She has always displayed that level of bravery since I married her but she took it to the next level yesterday.

I was already "shitting in my pants".

PaulOtl:

Yuss imagine This oga Sir.
" Courage to be shouting instructions from afar " where's that meme of that little girl looking disgusted when you need it.

Pls OP, make it up to your Okah maram wife tonight. [b][/b]This time, let her be the one shouting instructions, but here the twist...wait for it.... [b]
There will be no "from afar " .
If you fail t deliver ad engine knocks under two minutes tonight, ehn.... Let me not day what is in my mind, before you call me a sorcerer. But if u fail ehn, may you see something green in first thing in the morning.
I didn't say anything o. No proof.

Kelvin3476:
THANKS FOR TAKING THE SHAME TO THE NEXT LEVEL. SHE KILLD THE FASTEST AND MOST VENOMOUS SNAKE IN AFRICA

barrackozone:


No be today she dey shout instructions. Plus we muslims dey fast����

Trust me, I no dey Bleep up for that area sha�

barrackozone:


I won't deceive myself, she get mind pass me �.

Person wey bin dey kill all the chicken wey we dey chop for house.

She kills rat too.

These are animals I will never try to kill

PaulOtl:

The kind of wahala that is calm, friendly and non Vawulenceified.
Loosen up jare! Don't you like humour in this ya life?
Abi, rain didn't fall where you live today? Isn't the weather pleasing?
Oh...maybe....
Catch cruise while you're still alive, for tomorrow ain't.... Make I shurrup

barrackozone:


You're very correct bro.

She has always displayed that level of bravery since I married her but she took it to the next level yesterday.

I was already "shitting in my pants".

barrackozone:


I like your sense of humor.

May God bless you.

E be like say that rain na nationwide, e touch everywhere �

shawante:

If that snake had bitten anyone that person would have been history by now and you're more concerned about humor.

Mtcheeeww!!

barrackozone:


Look at the mouth closely sir. It is black. That shows it's a green mamba and it is very very venomous

illicit:
Na man she be

barrackozone:


You're very correct bro.

She has always displayed that level of bravery since I married her but she took it to the next level yesterday.

I was already "shitting in my pants".

barrackozone:


I'm sorry sir.

Comrade can not come and die ��

Killing snakes and even rats is not for the Lilly hearted

barrackozone:


I won't deceive myself, she get mind pass me �.

Person wey bin dey kill all the chicken wey we dey chop for house.

She kills rat too.

These are animals I will never try to kill

barrackozone:
I am a man that cannot kill a rat, let alone a chicken.

My wife [on her way to spread some clothes downstairs] saw this snake around 12:30pm yesterday and she started looking for a big stick to kill it.

I ran as fast as my legs could carry me but I still summoned the courage to be shouting instructions from afar.

In the end, my Odogwu � wife killed it but a lucid research into the snake's buccal cavity revealed it's one of the deadliest snakes on earth, the green mamba ���


Guys, be careful o

Bobmarie:

barrackozone:
I am a man that cannot kill a rat, let alone a chicken.

My wife [on her way to spread some clothes downstairs] saw this snake around 12:30pm yesterday and she started looking for a big stick to kill it.

I ran as fast as my legs could carry me but I still summoned the courage to be shouting instructions from afar.

In the end, my Odogwu � wife killed it but a lucid research into the snake's buccal cavity revealed it's one of the deadliest snakes on earth, the green mamba ���


Guys, be careful o

barrackozone:


Look at the mouth closely sir. It is black. That shows it's a green mamba and it is very very venomous