MrBachelor:
It was unnecessary to kill it since it neither posed a threat to you nor were you going to eat it.

Jakumo:


Wow, you are such a brave warrior. Thank God there were five big stones nearby to kill that terrible one-foot-long living dinosaur. Unless I am mistaken you killed yourself a ferocious man-eating Brontosaurus in that epic battle. If you hadn't been there to save the day, this beast might have gone around the area eating dogs, children, cattle, and even our beloved herdsmen with reckless abandon until the army could be mobilized to end its reign of terror.

After prevailing in this thrilling life-and-death skirmish against such a hideous apparition, I am sure you must be very popular with the young women in your neighborhood. Everybody loves a hero, so please waste no time in impregnating all those adoring female fans as a matter of patriotic duty because our great nation deserves more generations of fearless crocodile destroyers like you.

Silas6:
I Used a big Stone to kill this crocodile this morning at my work place. I thought that it was alligator or monitor lizard but on a closer examination we discovered that it is a baby crocodile.

That thing has double life oo! I hit it with more that five big stones before it finally died.

I dey fear o! I no fit chop am
I don carry am give aboki
There are no alligators in Africa.

Jakumo:


Wow, you are such a brave warrior. Thank God there were five big stones nearby to kill that terrible one-foot-long living dinosaur. Unless I am mistaken you killed yourself a ferocious man-eating Brontosaurus in that epic battle. If you hadn't been there to save the day, this beast might have gone around the area eating dogs, children, cattle, and even our beloved herdsmen with reckless abandon until the army cpould be mobilized to end its reign of terror.

After prevailing in this thrilling life-and-death skirmish against such a hideous apparition, I am sure you must be very popular with the young women in your neighborhood. Everybody loves a hero, so please waste no time in impregnating all those adoring female fans as a matter of patriotic duty because our great nation deserves more generations of fearless crocodile destroyers like you.

I love the way you play with words

Larrysung:
I doubt if that's a croc! Meanwhile, you can never find an alligator in Nigeria... Maybe in a zoo.

Silas6:
I Used a big Stone to kill this crocodile this morning at my work place. I thought that it was alligator or monitor lizard but on a closer examination we discovered that it is a baby crocodile.

That thing has double life oo! I hit it with more that five big stones before it finally died.

I dey fear o! I no fit chop am
I don carry am give aboki

Larrysung:
I doubt if that's a croc! Meanwhile, you can never find an alligator in Nigeria... Maybe in a zoo.

Larrysung:
I doubt if that's a croc! Meanwhile, you can never find an alligator in Nigeria... Maybe in a zoo.

AMI3:
I doubt if u are correct

raymondcoker:
Op, why kill it when you won't be eating it?

Jakumo:


Wow, you are such a brave warrior. Thank God there were five big stones nearby to kill that terrible one-foot-long living dinosaur. Unless I am mistaken you killed yourself a ferocious man-eating Brontosaurus in that epic battle. If you hadn't been there to save the day, this beast might have gone around the area eating dogs, children, cattle, and even our beloved herdsmen with reckless abandon until the army could be mobilized to end its reign of terror.

After prevailing in this thrilling life-and-death skirmish against such a hideous apparition, I am sure you must be very popular with the young women in your neighborhood. Everybody loves a hero, so please waste no time in impregnating all those adoring female fans as a matter of patriotic duty because our great nation deserves more generations of fearless crocodile destroyers like you.

LUAN1:
alligator full bayelsa