I've done it before.


A girl I was wooing visited. After few hours, she boldly told me she's stained and she didn't come with pad. This girl brought out N500 and said I should help her get pad. Told her to keep her money.. I went out and purchased the pad. She went to the bathroom and fixed herself up, came out and was feeling shy.

I switched my gentleman side and started petting her. Boiled Lipton and also toast better noodles with egg for her. For her mind this guy is a perfect gentleman. Story.

Few days later, she came and showed gratitude. After 3 weeks, she started complaining how I'm far from being a gentleman.

Uniquetani1:
Guys/men in the house, can you get sanitary pads for your girlfriend?

Babe: I just saw my period
Guy: oh! What do you need?
Babe: can you help get sanitary pads at the pharmacy?
Guy: Anything for you love

Can you do this?

I'll get you 100 sef

Uniquetani1:
Guys/men in the house, can you get sanitary pads for your girlfriend?

Babe: I just saw my period
Guy: oh! What do you need?
Babe: can you help get sanitary pads at the pharmacy?
Guy: Anything for you love

Can you do this?

No big deal, she dey buy CD for me. Besides, growing up, I used to buy it for my sisters when I don't know what it was meant for

OlawaleBammie:
ahh, she enjoyed ooh, even till now, 3year after we went our separate ways we still dey miss ourselves

You're still a simp

I always got it for my wife no big deal

satandeterrible:

You're still a simp

lol, not anymore sir

Uniquetani1:



3 years is enough to get over her.
Some relationship are like that, most especially when you shared deeper intimacy. She should have moved on too

yes u re right but wat made it difficult is not farfetched.


We knew ourselves wen we were stil young and naive, even wen she never develop full breast. and wen we grew up we started friendship, the friendship lasted for three years before we turned it to relationship. The relationship itself lasted for five years before we discovered we were not meant to be together


Its not even about the relationship and the sexual intimacy ma, its about the memorable moments we spent together, wen tins were rough and wen it was good.


Mtcheew.. na early morning we dey jooh

Uniquetani1:



Nice
Silentgroper should learn

pains?! ...what pains?? ...

Ok. Except she has a cramp or she's bleeding heavily.. Apart from those she should make use of her legs or find a means of transporting herself to where it's being sold.


Happy?!

OlawaleBammie:
Not a big deal, na today??

Wait, not that she will send me to goan buy it come ooh, mba!!

I can only buy along while coming from my own personal outing. More like..Wale pls wen u re coming get me some pads.

By the time, she stains your sheets, nobody will tell you to go on the errand that she sent you.

PerfectStranger:
A matured sensible girl will always keep spare in times of emergency.

Spare dey finish.

Women change bags a lot. You can carry another bag and forget to put a pad in it.

People forget. It's not a crime.

People that haven't seen their period for 6months to a year have forgotten that there is something like period.

Johnnycastro18:
Something that I have been doing for my gf on a steady,

I donot only buy the pad, I also help her to fix it as-well,..... abeg this has noting to do with me been a SIMPs, I am just been caring and i do understand the pains she must be going through

Your daughters will enjoy you.

DonMakaveli21:
That one self na nothing.. my uncle even dey watch he wife undies, including her pant with the wife sister own too so nothing dey there..

Make he join the house girl own too

ImaIma1:


Your daughters will enjoy you.

Amen

Johnnycastro18:
Something that I have been doing for my gf on a steady,

I donot only buy the pad, I also help her to fix it as-well,..... abeg this has noting to do with me been a SIMPs, I am just been caring and i do understand the pains she must be going through

Issokay.. Cos your mind is telling you that you a simp... Continue denying...

You think say she for feel your pains??


Shaa, na your breakfast story we wan hear...

DonMakaveli21:
That one self na nothing.. my uncle even dey watch he wife undies, including her pant with the wife sister own too so nothing dey there..

Wey ah for see dat your Uncle...
Ah wan slap am.

Girl send me to buy pad

She dey ment?
Even anything m*nstruation dey make me puke sef...


To the QST...
I will not do it, I can never do it....

Slynation:
And you are happy saying it, Your uncle is definitely the wife while she's the husband...!!

A man washing the pants of his wife's sister...!! That man was completely finished in this SIMPing business before and after marriage...

Africans and their ways of thinking
We see abomination in everything

Nyascobar1414:
Girl send me to buy pad


She dey ment?

Even anything m*nstruation dey make me puke sef...



To the QST...

I will not do it, I can never do it....

You thought we don't know people like you?
Na una Sabi the message pass

Nyascobar1414:


Issokay.. Cos your mind is telling you that you a simp... Continue denying...

You think say she for feel your pains??


Shaa, na your breakfast story we wan hear...

comrade a little show of love and care to your woman won't take away the man in you nah, am still a redpiller for sure

Kriss216:
I've done it before.


A girl I was wooing visited. After few hours, she boldly told me she's stained and she didn't come with pad. This girl brought out N500 and said I should help her get pad. Told her to keep her money.. I went out and purchased the pad. She went to the bathroom and fixed herself up, came out and was feeling shy.

I switched my gentleman side and started petting her. Boiled Lipton and also toast better noodles with egg for her. For her mind this guy is a perfect gentleman. Story.

Few days later, she came and showed gratitude. After 3 weeks, she started complaining how I'm far from being a gentleman.

You?
What's the title of this Korean drama?

My senior sis sends me for this many times, I don warn her I'm way too matured for this now but any time she brings her pitiable face I go just melo

Fuckaniza:

I'll get you 100 sef

Aww

Uniquetani1:


You thought we don't know people like you? Na una Sabi the message pass

K.

obinna58:
My senior sis sends me for this many times, I don warn her I'm too matured for this but any time she brings her pitiable face I go just melo

Na una dey think am go far, there is no shame at it

obinna58:
My senior sis sends me for this many times, I don warn her I'm way too matured for this now but any time she brings her pitiable face I go just melo

Na like dat you go mellow for anyother gal....
Continua...

Nigga, be a man of your SIMPy words.

Johnnycastro18:
comrade a little show of love and care to your woman won't take away the man in you nah, am still a redpiller for sure

Little drops of water makes the mighty ocean...

Little show of love leads to abundant show of love which will SIMPly make you regret one day....

Kriss216:
I've done it before.


A girl I was wooing visited. After few hours, she boldly told me she's stained and she didn't come with pad. This girl brought out N500 and said I should help her get pad. Told her to keep her money.. I went out and purchased the pad. She went to the bathroom and fixed herself up, came out and was feeling shy.

I switched my gentleman side and started petting her. Boiled Lipton and also toast better noodles with egg for her. For her mind this guy is a perfect gentleman. Story.

Few days later, she came and showed gratitude. After 3 weeks, she started complaining how I'm far from being a gentleman.

na so...

No mind the SIMPle and kind men.

Uniquetani1:



Na una dey think am go far, there is no shame at it

Na simps dey buy pad, if you be my girlfriend and finds yourself in vulnerable position every time and I'll have fix, I go just quietly ghost you.

Nyascobar1414:



Little drops of water makes the mighty ocean...

Little show of love leads to abundance show love which will SIMPly make you regret one day....

hmmmm, the above words are deep.....

Nyascobar1414:


Na like dat you go mellow for anyother gal....
Continua...

Nigga, be a man of your SIMPy words.

Being cold is never my thing, I have room for understanding

Little simping for greater good

ImaIma1:


By the time, she stains your sheets, nobody will tell you to go on the errand that she sent you.

na to on generator for am make she quickly use washing machine

obinna58:

Na simps dey buy pad, if you be my girlfriend and finds yourself in vulnerable position every time and I'll have fix, I go just quietly ghost you.

I wonder who started this simps thing