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Some examples.
*Why are you not married?
*Do you have a serious Girlfriend/Boyfriend?
*Are you a Virgin?
*Are you a graduate?
*Do you smoke or drink alcohol?
*Which church do u attend?
*Are you a tither in your church?

Mine is: ARE YOU BORN AGAIN? AND WHICH CHURCH DO U ATTEND?
I normally answer 'I nor dey go Church. The work i dey do nor dey give me chance'!

So What's yours?

Did you go to church today?

I hate that question so much cos I don't believe in an imaginary skydaddy

Iavoid Family friends and relatives that normally ask

How old are you now

They will first start with

you are now grown

Then the bombshell

How old are you now

Indirectly telling you that you are ripe for marriage

wen a bea m chatting with asks, do u have a girlfriend??
I hate dt question bcoz yes or no changes nothing.
before I thought girls hardly relates with guys dt have a girlfriend but with time, i realized dt na wen girls get very serious relationship naim girls go even de disturb u pass..
the more serious u get with ur bea, the more them go de buzz ur inbox asif they are happy to spoil things..

Holly Gram Wen will u STOP smoking WEED


The Las time wey one of my church friend ask me that question, I nearly BLAST BLAST em left leg wit my old KALA!


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN

paulolee:
wen a bea m chatting with asks, do u have a girlfriend??
I hate dt question bcoz yes or no changes nothing....bea no b wife n

Ogbeni, She wants to know whether you are a 'billiable' or chopable nigga.

How old are you

How old are you?

Are you a virgin?

Such annoying questions.

virginprincess:
How old are you?

Are you a virgin?

Such annoying questions.

Annoying for people that are not Virgin

Deicide:
Annoying for people that are not Virgin

why would you want to about my virginity status, the only people who should be rightly aware are my mom and my partner, nobody else has such right because that is my personal issue and it's non of their business.

Have you cum baby?

When will you add weight?


By the way, check out my signature if you're a slim lady of any height and u can't find your size easily

Thattallgirl:
When will you add weight?


By the way, check out my signature if you're a slim lady and u can't find your size easily

Hahaha

Tell me when will you add weight?

Your height is ok but

2dice01:
Hahaha

Tell me when will you add weight?

Your height is ok but

I'm forever slim

Vinnie2000:
Ogbeni, She wants to know whether you are a 'billiable' or chopable nigga.

na normal levels na...Wetin de pain me be say, saying yes or no would change nothing, she go still bill me....so why ask?

Any baby yet? After getting married, we couldn't have a child right away. When I'm at work, my colleagues would ask when is the baby coming? Some of my close pals would jokingly say I'm shooting blank and I will just laugh it off but deep down it bothered me. I remember one time my female coworker saw me eating cake with juice and she boldly said this is the reason I haven't had a child because i like sweet things and everyone around just looked but didn't want to laugh or say anything. It was really embarrassing.

4 years later, my wife gave birth. While we were waiting, she had gone back to school to get a degree that's lucrative. I got a masters degree, bought a house and many other accomplishments.

I will advise people not to pressure new couples, it can be traumatic. Some go through several miscarriages and many cannot conceive due to different medical conditions. And I will advise expecting couples to live their lives and focus on achieving great things because once that baby comes, you may not have time to do anything again. May God bless all expecting couples with their heart desires.

Can you do me a favor? (Next they ask you for money)

aw fa I fit see 2k for your hand dere


What do you do for living.... reply.... I kill for living

Are telling me the truth?

Ok

are you from nigerian ?

What do you do for a living

Damnnn niggar
Grab my weed to read

Where are you?

If you know you know

When you go marry ?

when slay queen asking me if im married?

how much do you earn?

Are you saved?