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Re: Help! I'm Dying Of Being A Simp by Yusufisraelj(m): 11:08pm On May 15, 2022
Oblivionz5:
You were simply kind. Stop helping people for something in return. And don’t help based on gender. All the women I’ve help in my life proved to be very ungrateful and useless for the records

You ought to be ashamed of thinking that way
Sincerely there was a lady I gave 50K sometime ago bkos one man wanted to take advantage of her situation and force her into things you know now, some men do. I've never met her before then, when I did I didn't even bother intimacy, it wasn't necessary. what if it was my sister?

@uwakeminent there's no need regretting anything, help if you can and sincerely, but make sure such people really need that help, so that you don't encourage laziness and wanton living. Be kind if you need to, women are not just needed for sex. There are weightier matters.
Re: Help! I'm Dying Of Being A Simp by weslay: 11:08pm On May 15, 2022
Nothing do you. So long when guy man ask you, you dey drop too
Re: Help! I'm Dying Of Being A Simp by Choilila: 11:24pm On May 15, 2022
Truly Humanity no longer exist on Earth.
Now we live in "If I help you I must expect something from you "

How a boy's head was chopped because of Mango he plucked in a forest. Why? . No more Empathy.

One moniker quoted me * you gonna understand nothing goes for nothing If you are Man *.. I just laughed and told him " I help anyone at a given time " . My purpose is to serve humans, not expecting anything in return.
Re: Help! I'm Dying Of Being A Simp by uwakeminent(op): 11:30pm On May 15, 2022
Yusufisraelj:
Sincerely there was a lady I gave 50K sometime ago bkos one man wanted to take advantage of her situation and force her into things you know now, some men do. I've never met her before then, when I did I didn't even bother intimacy, it wasn't necessary. what if it was my sister?

@uwakeminent there's no need regretting anything, help if you can and sincerely, but make sure such people really need that help, so that you don't encourage laziness and wanton living. Be kind if you need to, women are not just needed for sex. There are weightier matters.
Thank so much boss. I feel so much enlightened now.
Re: Help! I'm Dying Of Being A Simp by uwakeminent(op): 11:32pm On May 15, 2022
Divaan:
Before thinking of kpanshing any girl you meet. Just make sure you have tested yourself for HIV, HPV, HSV and HBV as these are the most common incurable STDs(Sexually Transmitted Diseases).This is the enlightenment I have for you.
Thanks so much for the enlightenment.
Re: Help! I'm Dying Of Being A Simp by clevybrown(m): 11:40pm On May 15, 2022
uwakeminent:
I'm fond of doing these. If a girl should ask me for money, my brain will just stop working until i give her the money. It's a bad habit, that's why i need help
Does ur brain also stop working when a fellow guy ask you for such measure of help until u give him? If Yes, then u are just a generous person with a humanitarian heart, but if No, then u are a good for nothing Simpson....
Re: Help! I'm Dying Of Being A Simp by Nobody: 12:39am On May 16, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
I am old enough to birth you tho.. undecided
I can't imagine myself exchanging words with a teen like you.. undecided

You are still feeding from momma and know nothing about life so keep mute when I speak..
Oshey! Jekanmor!
Re: Help! I'm Dying Of Being A Simp by Idonweak: 1:15am On May 16, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
I am old enough to birth you tho.. undecided
I can't imagine myself exchanging words with a teen like you.. undecided

You are still feeding from momma and know nothing about life so keep mute when I speak..
You're older than everyone on nairaland. Ancient of days. You obviously jobless and being taken care of that's why you've the luxury of time to be on every thread.
Re: Help! I'm Dying Of Being A Simp by toujurs: 1:16am On May 16, 2022
Medianna:
Because of 500 box you're crying like you gave her your left kidney?
this is the reason he should have bleeped her, before giving her. She won't have had the audacity to call 500 naira, ordinary cool
Re: Help! I'm Dying Of Being A Simp by FERNANDEZISBACK: 1:25am On May 16, 2022
Idonweak:
You're older than everyone on nairaland. Ancient of days. You obviously jobless and being taken care of that's why you've the luxury of time to be on every thread.
Yeah when you have kids you will know better... kiss
Re: Help! I'm Dying Of Being A Simp by Medianna(f): 2:52am On May 16, 2022
toujurs:
this is the reason he should have bleeped her, before giving her. She won't have had the audacity to call 500 naira, ordinary cool
Lokzz
Re: Help! I'm Dying Of Being A Simp by McGg: 6:16am On May 16, 2022
Ballzproblemm:
follow this foolish girl advice and watch your life ruin
A foolish gay not a girl
Re: Help! I'm Dying Of Being A Simp by Blue86(m): 6:53am On May 16, 2022
I don't have, and you don't have any problem, if that benevolence is to all sexes.
But you have a problem if it is to women alone.
You have a problem.
Re: Help! I'm Dying Of Being A Simp by Elonmusk1: 6:59am On May 16, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
Pls keep mute..you ain't a simp..what happened to humanity?
What are you kids turning into these days..can't you offer help without attaching sexual benefit and all? undecided

Is this how you will rape a lady if she stay in your apartment for a night? undecided
You shouldn't have gave her if you was gonna feel bad..don't let wannabe redpillers kill your good spirit..keep being yourself and be real..
wow, nice reply.
Re: Help! I'm Dying Of Being A Simp by OBALOLA55(m): 8:56am On May 16, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
I am old enough to birth you tho.. undecided
I can't imagine myself exchanging words with a teen like you.. undecided

You are still feeding from momma and know nothing about life so keep mute when I speak..
SHARAP THERE angry
Re: Help! I'm Dying Of Being A Simp by Elporo(m): 8:58am On May 16, 2022
uwakeminent:
I'm fond of doing these. If a girl should ask me for money, my brain will just stop working until i give her the money. It's a bad habit, that's why i need help
You need self esteem
Re: Help! I'm Dying Of Being A Simp by SheCeo(f): 9:06am On May 16, 2022
uwakeminent:
I'm fond of doing these. If a girl should ask me for money, my brain will just stop working until i give her the money. It's a bad habit, that's why i need help
Please what's your location? Let me come and ask my own
Re: Help! I'm Dying Of Being A Simp by IamV: 9:16am On May 16, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
Pls keep mute..you ain't a simp..what happened to humanity?
What are you kids turning into these days..can't you offer help without attaching sexual benefit and all? undecided

Is this how you will rape a lady if she stay in your apartment for a night? undecided

You shouldn't have gave her if you was gonna feel bad..don't let wannabe redpillers kill your good spirit..keep being yourself and be real..
Sometimes,you guys are just quick to drag stuffs that's unnecessary into a conversation just to create needless dramas & attention.
Re: Help! I'm Dying Of Being A Simp by Idonweak: 9:35am On May 16, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
Yeah when you have kids you will know better... kiss
What you're doing is projecting? I can bet anything that you're not over 20. No mature adult will come on a faceless forum where majority is mostly anonymous and be calling everyone "boy".
Re: Help! I'm Dying Of Being A Simp by FERNANDEZISBACK: 11:15am On May 16, 2022
Idonweak:
What you're doing is projecting? I can bet anything that you're not over 20. No mature adult will come on a faceless forum where majority is mostly anonymous and be calling everyone "boy".
Ok boy.. wink
Re: Help! I'm Dying Of Being A Simp by ukaface(f): 1:28pm On May 16, 2022
uwakeminent:
I just can't imagine what happen this evening. I went out to buy food n eat, on my way back i saw a very nice looking girl n was just passing her by when she greeted me and said "please excuse me, please can u help me with 500naira" na so i just put hand for pocket comot 1k give am, even follow am dey waka for shops dey look change. After collecting the money, she thank me and departed just like that. I no even collect number, i no even ask her name. Make una enlighten me more. I can't continue simping like this. Right now am angry wit myself. I just dey waste money anyhow ontop girls matters without kpanshing
this life sef
So you can't willingly give out money without attaching something to ithuh Ontop 500#, if you come give 2k nkor?

Nigeria will never be good aswear.
If #500 dey pain you, send your account number I go refund you.
Imagine ' no number, no name' and so fvcking what??
If you no get, you for kuku no give am.
All these people and their myopic way of reasoning sef.
Abeg getat
Re: Help! I'm Dying Of Being A Simp by Rickmann: 2:09pm On May 16, 2022
uwakeminent:
I just can't imagine what happen this evening. I went out to buy food n eat, on my way back i saw a very nice looking girl n was just passing her by when she greeted me and said "please excuse me, please can u help me with 500naira" na so i just put hand for pocket comot 1k give am, even follow am dey waka for shops dey look change. After collecting the money, she thank me and departed just like that. I no even collect number, i no even ask her name. Make una enlighten me more. I can't continue simping like this. Right now am angry wit myself. I just dey waste money anyhow ontop girls matters without kpanshing
You are not a simp my bro.
Pls don't let societal doctrines play with your head ok..
I only hope you can exhibit same gesture to a guy.
Re: Help! I'm Dying Of Being A Simp by jonahhh: 4:02pm On May 16, 2022
[quote author=uwakeminent post=112866672]I just can't imagine what happen this evening. I went out to buy food n eat, on my way back i saw a very nice looking girl n was just passing her by when she greeted me and said "please excuse me, please can u help me with 500naira" na so i just put hand for pocket comot 1k give am, even follow am dey waka for shops dey look change. After collecting the money, she thank me and departed just like that. I no even collect number, i no even ask her name. Make una enlighten me more. I can't continue simping like this. Right now am angry wit myself. I just dey waste money anyhow ontop girls matters without kpanshing [/quote
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No b by force to collect number , because yu give am 500 naira no mean say you be simp… if it were a guy will you want to take his number? You just Helped someone today doesn’t make you a mumu and fucking her after giving her 500 doesn’t make you smart either cos you no know Weytin dey her body . Let’s be cautious out there.
Re: Help! I'm Dying Of Being A Simp by jonahhh: 4:04pm On May 16, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
I am old enough to birth you tho.. undecided
I can't imagine myself exchanging words with a teen like you.. undecided

You are still feeding from momma and know nothing about life so keep mute when I speak..
Not everybody on here has deep sense of reasoning , you’re replying an empty skull
Re: Help! I'm Dying Of Being A Simp by Idonweak: 6:57am On May 17, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
Ok boy.. wink
Whatever makes you feel important grin
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