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Mystery2020:
1. Extraversion
You must be an extrovert, period. The Nigerian banking industry has zero tolerance for non-outgoing personality types. If you are not, make sure you are well connected both within and without.

2. Small talk
You must like small talks and gossips, and actively engage in them. Otherwise you yourself will become the subject of gossips by your colleagues and it will be difficult for you to change the narrative.

3. Flirty
This is very important especially if you are male. The women in this industry, both married and single are sex-starved and they always appreciate men that have regular erections. The last thing you want is for all the ladies in your office to gang up against you.
As a lady, you must be ready to receive anything from a hug, hands on your waist, neck or shoulder, to a kiss, even dick.

1, 2 & 3 are very important to avoid being tagged "lifeless". Once you have this tag, everything you do will be irritating to your boss and coworkers.

4. A$$ Licking
The industry is like a mafia. You must constantly show your loyalty and assure your colleagues and superiors of your loyalty, otherwise they will see you as arrogant and will begin to plot your dismissal.

5. Toxicity
Banking has one of the highest toxicity scores according to the Nairaland Toxicity Index: https://www.nairaland.com/7103678/toxicity-score-various-occupations-sectors
You must be a toxic person, and must regularly dish out you venom to both colleagues and subordinates. Else, you will not survive.
Bankers are like sharks who can smell blood hundreds of miles away. Your inability to dish out your toxins will give the rest of your coworkers a signal that you can be preyed upon, which they shall surely do.

6. Political Correctness
Your opinions have to be in sync with those of your colleagues. You must always agree with the majority publicly, but you can express your disagreement in private with 1 or 2 colleagues.

7. Team Work
Team work is useful only for those in operations (branch or elsewhere). Forget it if you are in sales (marketing). Here, everyone is on their own, it is dog eat dog!

8. Relationship with surbodinates
The banking industry is a frat house. Avoid relating with security men and cleaners if you want to climb the corporate ladder fast. The exception here are female cleaners; you may service them occasionally.

This is nothing but thrash you wrote here

Is it all departments that involves being outgoing in a bank? It is only the marketing unit that requires that. Are you telling me that the operations people that you see their faces in the banking hall requires you to be out going and extroverted? or the IT guys at the bck end, the internal control guys or the compliance guys.

Mystery2020:
1. Extraversion
You must be an extrovert, period. The Nigerian banking industry has zero tolerance for non-outgoing personality types. If you are not, make sure you are well connected both within and without.

2. Small talk
You must like small talks and gossips, and actively engage in them. Otherwise you yourself will become the subject of gossips by your colleagues and it will be difficult for you to change the narrative.

3. Flirty
This is very important especially if you are male. The women in this industry, both married and single are sex-starved and they always appreciate men that have regular erections. The last thing you want is for all the ladies in your office to gang up against you.
As a lady, you must be ready to receive anything from a hug, hands on your waist, neck or shoulder, to a kiss, even dick.

1, 2 & 3 are very important to avoid being tagged "lifeless". Once you have this tag, everything you do will be irritating to your boss and coworkers.

4. A$$ Licking
The industry is like a mafia. You must constantly show your loyalty and assure your colleagues and superiors of your loyalty, otherwise they will see you as arrogant and will begin to plot your dismissal.

5. Toxicity
Banking has one of the highest toxicity scores according to the Nairaland Toxicity Index: https://www.nairaland.com/7103678/toxicity-score-various-occupations-sectors
You must be a toxic person, and must regularly dish out you venom to both colleagues and subordinates. Else, you will not survive.
Bankers are like sharks who can smell blood hundreds of miles away. Your inability to dish out your toxins will give the rest of your coworkers a signal that you can be preyed upon, which they shall surely do.

6. Political Correctness
Your opinions have to be in sync with those of your colleagues. You must always agree with the majority publicly, but you can express your disagreement in private with 1 or 2 colleagues.

7. Team Work
Team work is useful only for those in operations (branch or elsewhere). Forget it if you are in sales (marketing). Here, everyone is on their own, it is dog eat dog!

8. Relationship with surbodinates
The banking industry is a frat house. Avoid relating with security men and cleaners if you want to climb the corporate ladder fast. The exception here are female cleaners; you may service them occasionally.

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.... See talk

This op na confirmed weyrey

Wahala

Corruption is everywhere in this country.

So much nagatives in this post. I'm outta here.

In a banking sector...You will have less timing for 80% of this write up above

This opinion says a lot about the writers state of mind and work environment.
Secondly, the writer is undergoing a process and can do better in the future…

Mystery2020:

[b]8. Relationship with surbodinates
The banking industry is a frat house. Avoid relating with security men and cleaners if you want to climb the corporate ladder fast. The exception here are female cleaners; you may service them occasionally.

This guy na complete wan.ker, @ the bolded

nosagold:
Jesus is ALL we need

I totally agree with you

Really said if these are some unspoken realities

Mystery2020:
1. Extraversion
You must be an extrovert, period. The Nigerian banking industry has zero tolerance for non-outgoing personality types. If you are not, make sure you are well connected both within and without.

2. Small talk
You must like small talks and gossips, and actively engage in them. Otherwise you yourself will become the subject of gossips by your colleagues and it will be difficult for you to change the narrative.

3. Flirty
This is very important especially if you are male. The women in this industry, both married and single are sex-starved and they always appreciate men that have regular erections. The last thing you want is for all the ladies in your office to gang up against you.
As a lady, you must be ready to receive anything from a hug, hands on your waist, neck or shoulder, to a kiss, even dick.

1, 2 & 3 are very important to avoid being tagged "lifeless". Once you have this tag, everything you do will be irritating to your boss and coworkers.

4. A$$ Licking
The industry is like a mafia. You must constantly show your loyalty and assure your colleagues and superiors of your loyalty, otherwise they will see you as arrogant and will begin to plot your dismissal.

5. Toxicity
Banking has one of the highest toxicity scores according to the Nairaland Toxicity Index: https://www.nairaland.com/7103678/toxicity-score-various-occupations-sectors
You must be a toxic person, and must regularly dish out you venom to both colleagues and subordinates. Else, you will not survive.
Bankers are like sharks who can smell blood hundreds of miles away. Your inability to dish out your toxins will give the rest of your coworkers a signal that you can be preyed upon, which they shall surely do.

6. Political Correctness
Your opinions have to be in sync with those of your colleagues. You must always agree with the majority publicly, but you can express your disagreement in private with 1 or 2 colleagues.

7. Team Work
Team work is useful only for those in operations (branch or elsewhere). Forget it if you are in sales (marketing). Here, everyone is on their own, it is dog eat dog!

8. Relationship with surbodinates
The banking industry is a frat house. Avoid relating with security men and cleaners if you want to climb the corporate ladder fast. The exception here are female cleaners; you may service them occasionally.

Did you say service female cleaners.

Dayum.....you are really one toxic piece of sh*t.

Mystery2020:
1. Extraversion
You must be an extrovert, period. The Nigerian banking industry has zero tolerance for non-outgoing personality types. If you are not, make sure you are well connected both within and without.

2. Small talk
You must like small talks and gossips, and actively engage in them. Otherwise you yourself will become the subject of gossips by your colleagues and it will be difficult for you to change the narrative.

3. Flirty
This is very important especially if you are male. The women in this industry, both married and single are sex-starved and they always appreciate men that have regular erections. The last thing you want is for all the ladies in your office to gang up against you.
As a lady, you must be ready to receive anything from a hug, hands on your waist, neck or shoulder, to a kiss, even dick.

1, 2 & 3 are very important to avoid being tagged "lifeless". Once you have this tag, everything you do will be irritating to your boss and coworkers.

4. A$$ Licking
The industry is like a mafia. You must constantly show your loyalty and assure your colleagues and superiors of your loyalty, otherwise they will see you as arrogant and will begin to plot your dismissal.

5. Toxicity
Banking has one of the highest toxicity scores according to the Nairaland Toxicity Index: https://www.nairaland.com/7103678/toxicity-score-various-occupations-sectors
You must be a toxic person, and must regularly dish out you venom to both colleagues and subordinates. Else, you will not survive.
Bankers are like sharks who can smell blood hundreds of miles away. Your inability to dish out your toxins will give the rest of your coworkers a signal that you can be preyed upon, which they shall surely do.

6. Political Correctness
Your opinions have to be in sync with those of your colleagues. You must always agree with the majority publicly, but you can express your disagreement in private with 1 or 2 colleagues.

7. Team Work
Team work is useful only for those in operations (branch or elsewhere). Forget it if you are in sales (marketing). Here, everyone is on their own, it is dog eat dog!

8. Relationship with surbodinates
The banking industry is a frat house. Avoid relating with security men and cleaners if you want to climb the corporate ladder fast. The exception here are female cleaners; you may service them occasionally.

Fallacious writeup.

Not all units require you to be an extrovert.

Small talk is your choice. Who will gossip about you will still do.

Relationship with subordinate affects and changes nothing.

This writeup is a misinformation.

All these are true especially for marketing in banks to the extent that u may have a manager interfering in relationships between you and your spouse or parents as the case maybe.
My friend who left Polaris Bank recently sent a mail to the MD informing him of all these kinda shit

pocohantas:
Which bank did/do you work? And what unit? It should be shut down for starters @ flirty and toxicity.

Hi pocohantas. Please do you have any resource or crash course on how to do lead generation for a particular location. I would love to contact you on how to go about it.
Please it is urgent

As silly and stupid as this sounds, these shit go on in most banks if not all. I don’t work there but I’ve been opportune to know some people that work there and this is what goes on. The sexual part is 100% true, most bankers female especially would have one time or the other been stylishly or told straight by either a colleague or a superior that he’ll like to knack her. If una like make una deny, it’s 100% true.

Kind of true. As a banker I can relate...

This post is grossly misleading

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nkemoma:
The earlier you get out of any system that places your line managers as a demigod in your career and life, the better for you!!!

Na only Afonjas sabi play the game of ass kissing and balls licking

They learnt it from Nnamdi Azikiwe.
Contact your parents for fuller details.

ppogba:
They learnt it from Nnamdi Azikiwe.
Contact your parents for fuller details.

Walahi... We always knew Nnamdi was of Afonja Descent.

A man that no one knows his father, mother or siblings

Which kin useless talk be dis... Am a banker but all this are just trash. Op pls get sense

Biggerbros234:
Hi pocohantas. Please do you have any resource or crash course on how to do lead generation for a particular location. I would love to contact you on how to go about it.
Please it is urgent

Hello,

No I don’t. I am not into lead generation. Maybe Google can help.

So in plain words..you're saying be an hypocrite??

I am a banker and the only relative useful information here is being an extrovert and this doesn't even necessarily count cos u used the word in the wrong context..I think the word u should have used is social

pocohantas:
Hello,

No I don’t. I am not into lead generation. Maybe Google can help.

Ok. Thank you .
I enjoyed your speech at the good meet yesterday

Very enlightening write-up

Exactly bro

Maverick777:
With exception of 1,4 and 7, all other items you stated here are total gibberish.
You and your likes should desist from misleading the public by spreading false information, especially on issues you know next to nothing about, please be guided!
it's not a must to create a thread!

Why should anyone do No 8, I hope OP is being sarcastic