Re: 8 Things You Need To Survive As A Banker by sammirano: 2:38pm On May 23, 2022 |
Dating a banker is stress on its own, if she close late bp if dem drop her whala. I swear I no fit date banker |
Re: 8 Things You Need To Survive As A Banker by mastermaestro(m): 2:44pm On May 23, 2022 |
latyph:
This is nothing but thrash you wrote here
Is it all departments that involves being outgoing in a bank? It is only the marketing unit that requires that. Are you telling me that the operations people that you see their faces in the banking hall requires you to be out going and extroverted? or the IT guys at the bck end, the internal control guys or the compliance guys. The writer deserves a dirty slap for thinking that the banking industry is a place where they share gossips and dicks. It is his likes that get booted out for incompetence, and later runs to social media making all sorts of absurd claims. Him think say bank work na okrika market 1 Like |
Re: 8 Things You Need To Survive As A Banker by pocohantas(f): 3:01pm On May 23, 2022 |
Biggerbros234:
Ok. Thank you . I enjoyed your speech at the good meet yesterday You are most welcome. I believe there are free resources online, except you decide to go for paid ones that would give you certificate. Is that your niche @ lead generation? Thanks for the kind words. I appreciate it. 1 Like |
Re: 8 Things You Need To Survive As A Banker by NamelessOGBENI(m): 3:31pm On May 23, 2022 |
OP is not focused. |
Re: 8 Things You Need To Survive As A Banker by chukkystar(m): 3:32pm On May 23, 2022 |
Most Corporate firms have high level Toxicity and it comes from employing Mediocre People. The eye service thing is also there I don't know how a man manages to worship another man 3 Likes |
Re: 8 Things You Need To Survive As A Banker by ZionwolSolution: 3:56pm On May 23, 2022 |
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Re: 8 Things You Need To Survive As A Banker by Biggerbros234: 4:52pm On May 23, 2022 |
pocohantas:
You are most welcome. I believe there are free resources online, except you decide to go for paid ones that would give you certificate. Is that your niche @ lead generation?
Thanks for the kind words. I appreciate it. I can't say. I was introduced to it by a friend who gave me a directory and he saw how good I was. Now.he referred me for a job where I have come find my own directory. |
Re: 8 Things You Need To Survive As A Banker by Yankee101: 5:23pm On May 23, 2022 |
Lies from people who haven’t worked in a bakery All you need is integrity and deliver on the job. Simple |
Re: 8 Things You Need To Survive As A Banker by ayusco85(m): 5:25pm On May 23, 2022 |
Mystery2020: 1. Extraversion You must be an extrovert, period. The Nigerian banking industry has zero tolerance for non-outgoing personality types. If you are not, make sure you are well connected both within and without.
2. Small talk You must like small talks and gossips, and actively engage in them. Otherwise you yourself will become the subject of gossips by your colleagues and it will be difficult for you to change the narrative.
3. Flirty This is very important especially if you are male. The women in this industry, both married and single are sex-starved and they always appreciate men that have regular erections. The last thing you want is for all the ladies in your office to gang up against you. As a lady, you must be ready to receive anything from a hug, hands on your waist, neck or shoulder, to a kiss, even dick.
1, 2 & 3 are very important to avoid being tagged "lifeless". Once you have this tag, everything you do will be irritating to your boss and coworkers.
4. A$$ Licking The industry is like a mafia. You must constantly show your loyalty and assure your colleagues and superiors of your loyalty, otherwise they will see you as arrogant and will begin to plot your dismissal.
5. Toxicity Banking has one of the highest toxicity scores according to the Nairaland Toxicity Index: https://www.nairaland.com/7103678/toxicity-score-various-occupations-sectors You must be a toxic person, and must regularly dish out you venom to both colleagues and subordinates. Else, you will not survive. Bankers are like sharks who can smell blood hundreds of miles away. Your inability to dish out your toxins will give the rest of your coworkers a signal that you can be preyed upon, which they shall surely do.
6. Political Correctness Your opinions have to be in sync with those of your colleagues. You must always agree with the majority publicly, but you can express your disagreement in private with 1 or 2 colleagues.
7. Team Work Team work is useful only for those in operations (branch or elsewhere). Forget it if you are in sales (marketing). Here, everyone is on their own, it is dog eat dog!
8. Relationship with surbodinates The banking industry is a frat house. Avoid relating with security men and cleaners if you want to climb the corporate ladder fast. The exception here are female cleaners; you may service them occasionally. I am a banker for over 7yrs, I don't have or do any of those and I am surviving well in the industry. I am just outgoing and friendly. Stop writing rubbish 1 Like |
Re: 8 Things You Need To Survive As A Banker by ayusco85(m): 5:26pm On May 23, 2022 |
Yankee101: Lies from people who haven’t worked in a bakery All you need is integrity and deliver on the job. Simple Thank you. This is Coming from a banker. Just have integrity and don't be fraudulent or careless 2 Likes |
Re: 8 Things You Need To Survive As A Banker by ayusco85(m): 5:26pm On May 23, 2022 |
pocohantas: Which bank did/do you work? And what unit? It should be shut down for starters @ flirty and toxicity. Don't mind the idiot. Dude probably has never worked in his life. That list is rubbish |
Re: 8 Things You Need To Survive As A Banker by higgs: 5:42pm On May 23, 2022 |
Op is obviously not a banker. |
Re: 8 Things You Need To Survive As A Banker by femmoy(m): 6:11pm On May 23, 2022 |
Mystery2020: Only you posted and at the same time took FTC. You're so greedy bro. |
Re: 8 Things You Need To Survive As A Banker by Wwwq: 6:33pm On May 23, 2022 |
Ok |
Re: 8 Things You Need To Survive As A Banker by Gracemoney: 6:34pm On May 23, 2022 |
You are at a point right. But for a starter not take this advice oooo |
Re: 8 Things You Need To Survive As A Banker by Advancedman(m): 6:37pm On May 23, 2022 |
teekay213: And this enter fp
Smh for the mod Facts. |
Re: 8 Things You Need To Survive As A Banker by Advancedman(m): 6:38pm On May 23, 2022 |
larryeffizy1: Omo this analysis naa sth oo....
What if your fiance is a banker... Gbegenn!! There's always an exception. |
Re: 8 Things You Need To Survive As A Banker by Loverboi2cute(m): 8:12pm On May 23, 2022 |
nice one more sperm to ur scrotum bro |
Re: 8 Things You Need To Survive As A Banker by MisterKennedy(m): 9:57pm On May 23, 2022 |
Mystery2020: 1. Extraversion You must be an extrovert, period. The Nigerian banking industry has zero tolerance for non-outgoing personality types. If you are not, make sure you are well connected both within and without.
2. Small talk You must like small talks and gossips, and actively engage in them. Otherwise you yourself will become the subject of gossips by your colleagues and it will be difficult for you to change the narrative.
3. Flirty This is very important especially if you are male. The women in this industry, both married and single are sex-starved and they always appreciate men that have regular erections. The last thing you want is for all the ladies in your office to gang up against you. As a lady, you must be ready to receive anything from a hug, hands on your waist, neck or shoulder, to a kiss, even dick.
1, 2 & 3 are very important to avoid being tagged "lifeless". Once you have this tag, everything you do will be irritating to your boss and coworkers.
4. A$$ Licking The industry is like a mafia. You must constantly show your loyalty and assure your colleagues and superiors of your loyalty, otherwise they will see you as arrogant and will begin to plot your dismissal.
5. Toxicity Banking has one of the highest toxicity scores according to the Nairaland Toxicity Index: https://www.nairaland.com/7103678/toxicity-score-various-occupations-sectors You must be a toxic person, and must regularly dish out you venom to both colleagues and subordinates. Else, you will not survive. Bankers are like sharks who can smell blood hundreds of miles away. Your inability to dish out your toxins will give the rest of your coworkers a signal that you can be preyed upon, which they shall surely do.
6. Political Correctness Your opinions have to be in sync with those of your colleagues. You must always agree with the majority publicly, but you can express your disagreement in private with 1 or 2 colleagues.
7. Team Work Team work is useful only for those in operations (branch or elsewhere). Forget it if you are in sales (marketing). Here, everyone is on their own, it is dog eat dog!
8. Relationship with surbodinates The banking industry is a frat house. Avoid relating with security men and cleaners if you want to climb the corporate ladder fast. The exception here are female cleaners; you may service them occasionally. Ok but... I. Your last sentence, what do you mean by "You may service them occasionally?" |
Re: 8 Things You Need To Survive As A Banker by MisterKennedy(m): 9:59pm On May 23, 2022 |
kwilo: Good analysis Nice work Sir I love the way you create your CV |
Re: 8 Things You Need To Survive As A Banker by kwilo: 10:02pm On May 23, 2022 |
MisterKennedy:
Nice work Sir
I love the way you create your CV Thanks so much for your kind review sir. You can reach out to me on chat if you want yours fixed also. 1 Like |
Re: 8 Things You Need To Survive As A Banker by BlackFlamefromP: 10:27pm On May 23, 2022 |
ABSOLUTE NONSENSE! A very stupid write-up that makes me feel like vomiting! Mystery2020: [s]1. Extraversion You must be an extrovert, period. The Nigerian banking industry has zero tolerance for non-outgoing personality types. If you are not, make sure you are well connected both within and without.
2. Small talk You must like small talks and gossips, and actively engage in them. Otherwise you yourself will become the subject of gossips by your colleagues and it will be difficult for you to change the narrative.
3. Flirty This is very important especially if you are male. The women in this industry, both married and single are sex-starved and they always appreciate men that have regular erections. The last thing you want is for all the ladies in your office to gang up against you. As a lady, you must be ready to receive anything from a hug, hands on your waist, neck or shoulder, to a kiss, even dick.
1, 2 & 3 are very important to avoid being tagged "lifeless". Once you have this tag, everything you do will be irritating to your boss and coworkers.
4. A$$ Licking The industry is like a mafia. You must constantly show your loyalty and assure your colleagues and superiors of your loyalty, otherwise they will see you as arrogant and will begin to plot your dismissal.
5. Toxicity Banking has one of the highest toxicity scores according to the Nairaland Toxicity Index: https://www.nairaland.com/7103678/toxicity-score-various-occupations-sectors You must be a toxic person, and must regularly dish out you venom to both colleagues and subordinates. Else, you will not survive. Bankers are like sharks who can smell blood hundreds of miles away. Your inability to dish out your toxins will give the rest of your coworkers a signal that you can be preyed upon, which they shall surely do.
6. Political Correctness Your opinions have to be in sync with those of your colleagues. You must always agree with the majority publicly, but you can express your disagreement in private with 1 or 2 colleagues.
7. Team Work Team work is useful only for those in operations (branch or elsewhere). Forget it if you are in sales (marketing). Here, everyone is on their own, it is dog eat dog!
8. Relationship with surbodinates The banking industry is a frat house. Avoid relating with security men and cleaners if you want to climb the corporate ladder fast. The exception here are female cleaners; you may service them occasionally[/s]. |
Re: 8 Things You Need To Survive As A Banker by adetayoonas(m): 2:50am On May 24, 2022 |
This is a big lie. I have been working in the bank for 15 years. These things are just fallacy. The op is just speaking things on his own. All you need is to be competent on your job 1 Like |
Re: 8 Things You Need To Survive As A Banker by VTJN(m): 5:52am On May 24, 2022 |
adetayoonas: This is a big lie. I have been working in the bank for 15 years. These things are just fallacy. The op is just speaking things on his own. All you need is to be competent on your job good day sir, please I'd like to work in a bank, don't mind if you could be of help. Thanks. |
Re: 8 Things You Need To Survive As A Banker by MisterKennedy(m): 11:04am On May 24, 2022 |
kwilo:
Thanks so much for your kind review sir. You can reach out to me on chat if you want yours fixed also. Ok Sir |
Re: 8 Things You Need To Survive As A Banker by Careers4u: 1:41pm On May 26, 2022 |
As a banker, I can confirm that a lot of what he said is true but some are partial true and others are exaggerations. 1 Like |
Re: 8 Things You Need To Survive As A Banker by Iretii0511(m): 11:26am On Jul 23, 2022 |
I think it all depends on individual experiences. Some may not have it this bad and others may be lucky to never experience any of these toxicities the OP highlighted. It can even differ from one branch to another, a department/unit to another. It also depends on our perspectives and reaction to issues.
I read the OP's experience and it's obvious he drew his conclusions from his own experience. 1 Like |
Re: 8 Things You Need To Survive As A Banker by Nobody: 12:43pm On Jul 23, 2022 |
Mystery2020: 1. Extraversion You must be an extrovert, period. The Nigerian banking industry has zero tolerance for non-outgoing personality types. If you are not, make sure you are well connected both within and without.
2. Small talk You must like small talks and gossips, and actively engage in them. Otherwise you yourself will become the subject of gossips by your colleagues and it will be difficult for you to change the narrative.
3. Flirty This is very important especially if you are male. The women in this industry, both married and single are sex-starved and they always appreciate men that have regular erections. The last thing you want is for all the ladies in your office to gang up against you. As a lady, you must be ready to receive anything from a hug, hands on your waist, neck or shoulder, to a kiss, even dick.
1, 2 & 3 are very important to avoid being tagged "lifeless". Once you have this tag, everything you do will be irritating to your boss and coworkers.
4. A$$ Licking The industry is like a mafia. You must constantly show your loyalty and assure your colleagues and superiors of your loyalty, otherwise they will see you as arrogant and will begin to plot your dismissal.
5. Toxicity Banking has one of the highest toxicity scores according to the Nairaland Toxicity Index: https://www.nairaland.com/7103678/toxicity-score-various-occupations-sectors You must be a toxic person, and must regularly dish out you venom to both colleagues and subordinates. Else, you will not survive. Bankers are like sharks who can smell blood hundreds of miles away. Your inability to dish out your toxins will give the rest of your coworkers a signal that you can be preyed upon, which they shall surely do.
6. Political Correctness Your opinions have to be in sync with those of your colleagues. You must always agree with the majority publicly, but you can express your disagreement in private with 1 or 2 colleagues.
7. Team Work Team work is useful only for those in operations (branch or elsewhere). Forget it if you are in sales (marketing). Here, everyone is on their own, it is dog eat dog!
8. Relationship with surbodinates The banking industry is a frat house. Avoid relating with security men and cleaners if you want to climb the corporate ladder fast. The exception here are female cleaners; you may service them occasionally. Could you elucidate on the relationship with subordinates? How does relating with the security etc affect your climbing the ladder? |
Re: 8 Things You Need To Survive As A Banker by VEHINTOLAR: 2:13pm On Jul 23, 2022 |
Mystery2020: 1. Extraversion You must be an extrovert, period. The Nigerian banking industry has zero tolerance for non-outgoing personality types. If you are not, make sure you are well connected both within and without.
2. Small talk You must like small talks and gossips, and actively engage in them. Otherwise you yourself will become the subject of gossips by your colleagues and it will be difficult for you to change the narrative.
3. Flirty This is very important especially if you are male. The women in this industry, both married and single are sex-starved and they always appreciate men that have regular erections. The last thing you want is for all the ladies in your office to gang up against you. As a lady, you must be ready to receive anything from a hug, hands on your waist, neck or shoulder, to a kiss, even dick.
1, 2 & 3 are very important to avoid being tagged "lifeless". Once you have this tag, everything you do will be irritating to your boss and coworkers.
4. A$$ Licking The industry is like a mafia. You must constantly show your loyalty and assure your colleagues and superiors of your loyalty, otherwise they will see you as arrogant and will begin to plot your dismissal.
5. Toxicity Banking has one of the highest toxicity scores according to the Nairaland Toxicity Index: https://www.nairaland.com/7103678/toxicity-score-various-occupations-sectors You must be a toxic person, and must regularly dish out you venom to both colleagues and subordinates. Else, you will not survive. Bankers are like sharks who can smell blood hundreds of miles away. Your inability to dish out your toxins will give the rest of your coworkers a signal that you can be preyed upon, which they shall surely do.
6. Political Correctness Your opinions have to be in sync with those of your colleagues. You must always agree with the majority publicly, but you can express your disagreement in private with 1 or 2 colleagues.
7. Team Work Team work is useful only for those in operations (branch or elsewhere). Forget it if you are in sales (marketing). Here, everyone is on their own, it is dog eat dog!
8. [b][b]Relationship with surbodinates The banking industry is a frat house. Avoid relating with security men and cleaners if you want to climb the corporate ladder fast. The exception here are female cleaners; you may service them occasionally[[/b]/b]. The number 8 point interests me,can you please elaborate on it ? |
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Re: 8 Things You Need To Survive As A Banker by Emmanuel909090: 8:21pm On Jul 23, 2022 |
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