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paulolee:
swears bro

paulolee:
excort be, trek under hot sun jus to get her number bcoz she get big ass, only for the idiot to stress me n carry me go her guy ous n even enter the room..
I see sets of low budget yahoo boys smoking and listening to mp3 player n d bea introduce her guy to me and told them dt am her excort, dt i am embarrassing her by using a techno fone to ask for her number bcoz she is using IPhone n de burst laff..
the idiot bf wey no even reach my last born age kum de tell me say instead of me to kum learn work for e hand, i de disturb e woman....
I jus walked out disgracefully out of the stinking environment, dt was d last time I even talked to any bea I saw on d street..

Alapojames:
I was still a novice then in piano..
I don't know what they call transpose then o
Anything you sing, I go play for c# and my normal progression na 1,4,5. If you like sing minor na your problem.. For my mind people they dance, not knowing I was making noise.. Until one day the singer carry mic tell me say make I no play again, she said I'm playing rubbish(assuming she said I'm playing off, I for understand based on music term) and some fine babes full church sha... Shame catch me eh...

paulolee:
swears bro

Streetmovement:
Wotoporiously speaking

Omo if I talk this thing wey been do me ehn nairaland fit catch fire but make I just vomit am

The most embarrassing moment for my life na when I shit for inside my pants for school and everybody knew about it including my crush that year, I swear down that day been dey like say them send me come the wrong earth, I swr I go don hear myself dey talk to myself as People been dey watch me like plasma TV until oldman come carry me tuama go house.

Them no born me well make I show my Facebook for that arena again

Astrokid911:
lol which class you dey ?

Astrokid911:
you don fall my hands bruh dis should be written as part of your embarrassing moment

Demigod22:
When I graduated from secondary School, I was waiting for admission then and I started wooing one secondary School student. I genuinely like her to the point of bringing my former English teacher to help me convince her to date me. The story is really funny. She later reported me to her mother and brothers, her auntie came to our house to warned me. She also reported me in Block Rosary. I won't forget that story in a hurry.

The last time I saw her, she was friendly and even gave me her contact. But I can't do that with her again.

anonymuz:
na shayo dey make me do am sometimes. Not for my street o.email fit be inside mall or buses. But na rum

Alapojames:
I was still a novice then in piano..
I don't know what they call transpose then o
Anything you sing, I go play for c# and my normal progression na 1,4,5. If you like sing minor na your problem.. For my mind people they dance, not knowing I was making noise.. Until one day the singer carry mic tell me say make I no play again, she said I'm playing rubbish(assuming she said I'm playing off, I for understand based on music term) and some fine babes full church sha... Shame catch me eh...

bigcee:
Even Cobams wey blind no dey play off key

Astrokid911:
lol rubbish kwanu d person harsh

Alapojames:
She use me shine sha

Person when they use five keys for one song
Because she catch novice, she used the advantage

Kaiair:
Why am i being mentioned?

Datboredberri:
I almost forgot you...

Speak na...

Did I frustrate you?

Kaiair:
Who are you talking to? Clear off those links you put up

Datboredberri:
We're really doing this?

Fine... Next time keep a low profile... Okay?

Don't mention me...

Kaiair:
This is sick.... like how did you manage to find out? who told you I'm me? Was it my cuz?

Datboredberri:
No... You're just very easy to spot...

How have you been?

Kaiair:
Normal...... you've been spying on me, I think you should prolly study investigative journalism

Datboredberri:
You should have chosen a different moniker... But it's good...

You're not mad?

Kaiair:
Forgot I told you my first name
I've been running away as far as I can. Why can't you move on

Datboredberri:
That's what you think? Lol...

There's no reason you and I can't talk... Doesn't mean I still want you...

Datboredberri:
We're really doing this?

Fine... Next time keep a low profile... Okay?

Don't mention me...

Datboredberri:
No... You're just very easy to spot...

How have you been?

Kaiair:
You can talk if you want......I actually ran away cos a yam striking a deal of friendship with a goat has never been heard of...... I'm not a selfish person I think about others alot, my actions no matter how brutal they seem they're always for a good cause

Datboredberri:
That's what you think? Lol...

There's no reason you and I can't talk... Doesn't mean I still want you...

Datboredberri:
That's your problem... Always so negative... Cheer up... We're not enemies... Never would be...

But I can respect your wishes... If this makes you feel weird then we won't talk

Datboredberri:
That's your problem... Always so negative... Cheer up... We're not enemies... Never would be...

But I can respect your wishes... If this makes you feel weird then we won't talk

Astrokid911:
I just hope say no be boy and boy una be

Kaiair:
It's fine then...... don't just go about making it seem like I killed you