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Let's say Pretentious Slut has 5 simps in her life...
Here is how the format works:


Week 1: Simp 1-5 call her and each simp asks her to come over. She acts hard to get to Simp 1-4 & visits simp 5 for sex.

Now Simps 1-4 think she is truly a good girl not knowing she is being bleeped savagely in simp 5's crib.


Week 2: Simps 1-5 keep bugging her for sex. She snobs Simps 2-4, sets a condition before simp 5 can have her again and goes over to simp 1's crib to be savagely bleeped.

Simp 5 is now considering selling his father's land for her.


Week 3: Simps 1-5 continue bugging her for sex.
If simp 5 has foolishly given in to her demands, she goes over to him for Bleep, keeping simps 1-4 waiting longer. By now, she has also set a condition before simp 1 can have her again.

If simp 5 has not given in to her demands, she snobs simps 1,3,4 & 5 and goes to Simp 2's crib to Bleep.


Week 4: Simp 3's turn

Week 5: Simp 4's turn


Repeat cycle over & over again. Add more simps to the cycle to elongate each simp's wait time etc. And so on...



By the end of this cycle, each simp thinks he has to please her because of how long it took him to Bleep her not knowing that what they all need to do is for all of them to call her bluff and not bug her for sex then watch her start call each one of them begging for sex.

If simps stop asking women for sex, we will see how aggressively h0rny an average woman is.

But simps no dey hear word, do they? Right now, a simp is about sending a slut his hard earned money to come over.

Conclusion:

Women love sex a lot. They are addicted to it and they hide this by surrounding themselves with the h0rny simps that lack self-control. They guilt trip the simp into thinking he made them have sex when in truth, she used him to cure her konji.

Many runz girls and oloshos start looking for clients when they are h0rny. You were just stupid to agree to pay her for it. If she calls all her 10 clients and none is willing, she will eventually offer herself for free to one of them just to cure that konji... but it rarely gets there because one of the simps usually falls for the bait and pays.

A simp is a great gift to a woman because she can choose to spread her insatiable libido amongst the 5 or 10 of them at intervals, making each one believe that she is chaste.


Once they meet a guy that doesn't give two bleeps about them, they hate him because they are expecting him to be randy and satisfy the sex they desperately want but can't reveal.

With him, they either have to stay sex starved (which they can't) or reveal the very h0rny side of them.

This dilemma is why they call him names - because he called their bluff.

Thanks for learning.

Hahahaha

For people wey get their time.

Shoe get size sha

Who are all these guys sef that come up with a lot of Bullshits going on in their brain?

No single lie in this thread.

“Long as your mama love you, don’t ever love a woman”.

-Ambition by Wale

Islandlady is this True?

Very informative kudos but two can play the game,if you’re gamed and know what’s up you’d still get some kitty regardless.

4teenblaq:
Who are all these guys sef that come up with a lot of Bullshits going on in their brain?

comot for this thread joor rubbish

Hahahahaahaa op oil dey your head, bar man, give op one bottle

Comrade ��. Use hold body

VeryWickedGoat:
Conclusion:

Women love sex a lot. They are addicted to it and they hide this by surrounding themselves with the h0rny simps that lack self-control. They guilt trip the simp into thinking he made them have sex when in truth, she used him to cure her konji.

Many runz girls and oloshos start looking for clients when they are h0rny. You were just stupid to agree to pay her for it. If she calls all her 10 clients and none is willing, she will eventually offer herself for free to one of them just to cure that konji... but it rarely gets there because one of the simps usually falls for the bait and pays.

A simp is a great gift to a woman because she can choose to spread her insatiable libido amongst the 5 or 10 of them at intervals, making each one believe that she is chaste.


Once they meet a guy that doesn't give two bleeps about them, they hate him because they are expecting him to be randy and satisfy the sex they desperately want but can't reveal.

With him, they either have to stay sex starved (which they can't) or reveal the very h0rny side of them.

This dilemma is why they call him names - because he called their bluff.

Thanks for learning.

May the Most High God bless you with more wisdOm.
I scope girl, she do anyhow. I move onto the next one and bleep the one who is ready to open legs without thinking she's doing me a favor.
That's what a real man should always do.

nijaomegacode:
May the Most High God bless you with more wisdOm.
I scope girl, she do anyhow. I move onto the next one and bleep the one who is ready to open legs without thinking she's doing me a favor.
That's what a real man should always do.

Take comrade.

PerfectStranger:
Take comrade.

Nah, I hate smoking.

Simps are most miserable human beings. But at one point of our life, we do simping.

However, the one that pains so much is when one guy moves from frying oil to fire without learning any lesson.

Simping is a worst human deceit, scam and sham that is openly display and culprits are always scott free.

They need to hear what comes out when a woman talks dirty...

Abeg conspiracy don dey for here ooo, why the mods never move this post to FrontPage This is capital FP material

9ja girls are out to add more burden to your life instead of softening it.

They are nothing but useless. All of them...

RAZOR619:
No single lie in this thread.

god punish I u

Anto2001:
god punish I u

Hungry boy...keep begging..

Anto2001:
god punish I u

niggar whatup, wetin man do u ?

The title should be "Life of a Nigerian Girl-Child".

VeryWickedGoat:
Conclusion:

Women love sex a lot. They are addicted to it and they hide this by surrounding themselves with the h0rny simps that lack self-control. They guilt trip the simp into thinking he made them have sex when in truth, she used him to cure her konji.

Many runz girls and oloshos start looking for clients when they are h0rny. You were just stupid to agree to pay her for it. If she calls all her 10 clients and none is willing, she will eventually offer herself for free to one of them just to cure that konji... but it rarely gets there because one of the simps usually falls for the bait and pays.

A simp is a great gift to a woman because she can choose to spread her insatiable libido amongst the 5 or 10 of them at intervals, making each one believe that she is chaste.


Once they meet a guy that doesn't give two bleeps about them, they hate him because they are expecting him to be randy and satisfy the sex they desperately want but can't reveal.

With him, they either have to stay sex starved (which they can't) or reveal the very h0rny side of them.

This dilemma is why they call him names - because he called their bluff.

Thanks for learning.

You just made everything so clear...
You smart

VeryWickedGoat:

Simp 5 is now considering selling his father's land for her.

hahhahahahahaahaha