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If A Crime Becomes Legal For 24hrs, What Crime Would You Commit? by emmyluizzz: 10:05pm On Jul 10, 2022
You woke up early in the morning, turn on the radio and the next thing you hear is 24hrs crime free! OMG! what comes to your mind? My bank address comes to my mind!! What about you, What crime will you commit?


FYI....I will make sure I assassinate a particular presidential candidate

Re: If A Crime Becomes Legal For 24hrs, What Crime Would You Commit? by Samfloxin(m): 10:07pm On Jul 10, 2022
I will obtain US Citizenship by Kumkum and leave this country

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Re: If A Crime Becomes Legal For 24hrs, What Crime Would You Commit? by l69l: 10:10pm On Jul 10, 2022
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Re: If A Crime Becomes Legal For 24hrs, What Crime Would You Commit? by yungz: 10:10pm On Jul 10, 2022
since it’s a crime free day, i will majestically walk into any military cantonment and order for the finest of firearms, apache helicopter, snippers and a helicopter pilot.

next i’m robbing the cbn, will use the proceed from the robbery to hire tons of black hat hackers that will attack nigeria cybersecurity system, track the location of my target and take down communication systems all over the country, literally it would be doomsday in nigeria.

since i have the location of my target, their day of reckoning is already knocking, this is where the snippers will do what they are trained to do best.

For clarity, buha.ri will be number one on my ki..l.l list, with a clean headshot taken from 2 yards out. next would be another catastrophe in human form ati.k.u and our agbado and cassava eating blood sucking tin.u.bu and his evil cabinet members that wants to take us back to the stone age. every politicians with a dirty record, i’m dropping ‘em.

final mission is to drop hell fire on sambisa forest with my apatche, those idio.tic savaged territorist surely will be camping in one of those creek beds.

The good thing about is that nigerians wouldn’t witness the assa.ssina.tion because every system will be down, they will only wake up to the good news that the major problem of nigeria has been solved.

This is just an illusion, the only way we can get revolution is if you OBIdently get your pvc and vote for a competent leader.
incase you don’t know tinubu picked a muslim as he’s running mate, neglecting the christain to muslim ticket.

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Re: If A Crime Becomes Legal For 24hrs, What Crime Would You Commit? by sript: 10:11pm On Jul 10, 2022
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Re: If A Crime Becomes Legal For 24hrs, What Crime Would You Commit? by KingWarri: 10:14pm On Jul 10, 2022
Murder undecided

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Re: If A Crime Becomes Legal For 24hrs, What Crime Would You Commit? by Nobody: 10:15pm On Jul 10, 2022
Reminds me of the movie 'The purge'...

If that happens, I would lock myself in...

You know the sick fu**s who would be on the streets? Ritualists... Cultists... Rapists... Those with a gore fetish...

Hell no...

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Re: If A Crime Becomes Legal For 24hrs, What Crime Would You Commit? by emmyluizzz: 10:15pm On Jul 10, 2022
KingWarri:
Murder undecided
nice one make sure the person suffers before you strike

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Re: If A Crime Becomes Legal For 24hrs, What Crime Would You Commit? by emmyluizzz: 10:16pm On Jul 10, 2022
Datboredberri:
Reminds me of the movie 'The purge'...

If that happens, I would lock myself in...

You know the sick fu**s who would be on the streets? Ritualists... Cultists... Rapists... Those with a gore fetish...

Hell no...

if it happens I'm very sure you will be rape and probably killed...poor you

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Re: If A Crime Becomes Legal For 24hrs, What Crime Would You Commit? by Urheadmaster(m): 10:18pm On Jul 10, 2022
I will kill Tinubu

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Re: If A Crime Becomes Legal For 24hrs, What Crime Would You Commit? by Nobody: 10:18pm On Jul 10, 2022
emmyluizzz:


if it happens I'm very sure you will be rape and probably killed...poor you
Yes... Would I like that? No... And I'm not big on inflicting pain... So I wouldn't hurt anyone... smiley

Just lock myself indoors...

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Re: If A Crime Becomes Legal For 24hrs, What Crime Would You Commit? by Dorwadora(f): 10:20pm On Jul 10, 2022
I'll find a bunker and hide myself inside there sad. I can imagine the lawlessness. I don't want to die.

Even zombie apocalypse will be a child play.

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Re: If A Crime Becomes Legal For 24hrs, What Crime Would You Commit? by emmyluizzz: 10:20pm On Jul 10, 2022
Datboredberri:
Yes... Would I like that? No... And I'm not big on inflicting pain... So I wouldn't hurt anyone... smiley

Just lock myself indoors...

but I heard some girls like been rape aggressively

you don't like hard f*CK
Re: If A Crime Becomes Legal For 24hrs, What Crime Would You Commit? by emmyluizzz: 10:21pm On Jul 10, 2022
Dorwadora:
I'll find a bunker and hide myself inside there sad. I can imagine the lawlessness. I don't want to die.

Even zombie apocalypse will be a child play.

you don't want to die but you want to go to heaven....your gender ways of reasoning is too backward

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Re: If A Crime Becomes Legal For 24hrs, What Crime Would You Commit? by Nobody: 10:23pm On Jul 10, 2022
emmyluizzz:


but I heard some girls like been rape aggressively

you don't like hard f*CK
NO
Re: If A Crime Becomes Legal For 24hrs, What Crime Would You Commit? by Vinnie2000(m): 10:23pm On Jul 10, 2022
Would knock the gorimakpa head of Gov Ifeanyi Okowa.
He has so looted Delta state without doing much.
OP, Dis ur post carry weight sha. Hope no be Peter Obi u re referring?

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Re: If A Crime Becomes Legal For 24hrs, What Crime Would You Commit? by Nobody: 10:23pm On Jul 10, 2022
emmyluizzz:


you don't want to die but you want to go to heaven....your gender ways of reasoning is too backward

And your gender loves violence... It's backwards too
Re: If A Crime Becomes Legal For 24hrs, What Crime Would You Commit? by Nobody: 10:24pm On Jul 10, 2022
Vinnie2000:
Would knock the gorimakpa head of Gov Ifeanyi Okowa.

He has so looted Delta state without doing much.

OP, Dis ur post carry weight sha.
Hope no be Peter Obi u re referring?
You're deltan?
Re: If A Crime Becomes Legal For 24hrs, What Crime Would You Commit? by MightyHand(m): 10:25pm On Jul 10, 2022
Straight to embassy and get my self international passport with Presidency Stamp to at least 10 sane Nations and japa out of this hell called Nigeria...

But not a crime sha, But Power Veto to do beyond

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Re: If A Crime Becomes Legal For 24hrs, What Crime Would You Commit? by Silentgroper(m): 10:25pm On Jul 10, 2022
Datboredberri:
Reminds me of the movie 'The purge'...

If that happens, I would lock myself in...

You know the sick fu**s who would be on the streets? Ritualists... Cultists... Rapists... Those with a gore fetish...

Hell no...
hahahahaha... Which did u see, d movie or d series?
Re: If A Crime Becomes Legal For 24hrs, What Crime Would You Commit? by fattprince(m): 10:25pm On Jul 10, 2022
Robbery, what other crime make sense?
Re: If A Crime Becomes Legal For 24hrs, What Crime Would You Commit? by Dorwadora(f): 10:26pm On Jul 10, 2022
emmyluizzz:


you don't want to die but you want to go to heaven....your gender ways of reasoning is too backward

Sometimes it's better to be silent and be assumed to be a fool than to talk and confirm the assumption.

I'm not religious neither am I sentimental. I don't believe in any Sky daddy.

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Re: If A Crime Becomes Legal For 24hrs, What Crime Would You Commit? by Vinnie2000(m): 10:27pm On Jul 10, 2022
emmyluizzz:


you don't want to die but you want to go to heaven....your gender ways of reasoning is too backward

SHUT UP. She is actually very right. In a state of anarchy, Everything and Anything is allowed.
Go and read Rwandan genocide story!
Re: If A Crime Becomes Legal For 24hrs, What Crime Would You Commit? by emmyluizzz: 10:27pm On Jul 10, 2022
Datboredberri:
NO
you are one confused motherfucker....
how can someone who like force men becos they turn you on but hate hard sex....
Re: If A Crime Becomes Legal For 24hrs, What Crime Would You Commit? by Streetmovement(m): 10:28pm On Jul 10, 2022
Wotoporiously cool speaking

Two things on my hit list; A bank heist and the assassination of every corrupt politicians in Nigeria, both old and new, including the current president.

And I know a lot of nairalanders will trace a lot of nairalanders and kill them for comments made on their post and mentions, but as for me that one no be my problem, na those two wey dey my hit list be my targets. cool

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Re: If A Crime Becomes Legal For 24hrs, What Crime Would You Commit? by Nobody: 10:28pm On Jul 10, 2022
Silentgroper:
hahahahaha... Which did u see, d movie or d series?
The series! I think the first was the best... grin

Honestly... That sh** shouldn't happen in Nigeria...

Without it, hundreds of Nigerians are dying everyday... Herdsmen, kidnappers and such...

Nightmare activated...
Re: If A Crime Becomes Legal For 24hrs, What Crime Would You Commit? by Vinnie2000(m): 10:29pm On Jul 10, 2022
Datboredberri:
You're deltan?
Yeah, a confirm Warri Guy.

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Re: If A Crime Becomes Legal For 24hrs, What Crime Would You Commit? by emmyluizzz: 10:29pm On Jul 10, 2022
Vinnie2000:
Would knock the gorimakpa head of Gov Ifeanyi Okowa.

He has so looted Delta state without doing much.

OP, Dis ur post carry weight sha.
Hope no be Peter Obi u re referring?
I'm obidient yusufully

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Re: If A Crime Becomes Legal For 24hrs, What Crime Would You Commit? by Nobody: 10:30pm On Jul 10, 2022
Vinnie2000:
Yeah, a confirm Warri Guy.
Wow! grin

Not igbo?
Re: If A Crime Becomes Legal For 24hrs, What Crime Would You Commit? by Nobody: 10:30pm On Jul 10, 2022
emmyluizzz:

you are one confused motherfucker....

how can someone who like force men becos they turn you on but hate hard sex....

Hm... I have a meme for people like you who need deliverance...

Re: If A Crime Becomes Legal For 24hrs, What Crime Would You Commit? by Offpoint1: 10:31pm On Jul 10, 2022
I like keeping my evil thoughts to myself, it's not good for public consumption.

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Re: If A Crime Becomes Legal For 24hrs, What Crime Would You Commit? by Silentgroper(m): 10:31pm On Jul 10, 2022
Break into CBN and fill alot of bags with fresh mint money..
The females though.. Mehn konjified niqqaz would be happy as fvck...

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