People who say their sexual fantasy is to do dirty/nasty and freaky stuff during sex, I pity you..Nna!! Nne!! I pity youuu!!!

I was with this babe back then...we never meet physically then, just online, fantasizing about anything and everything. Aunty go talk say when we meet, "I'd do nasty things to you, freaky things, I'd make you eat me whole and you'd beg for your life and I won't let you go"... '...me sef wey be mumu go dey smile dey reply "God! I can't wait! take my soul, I don't care".

Angel Kapal just dey smile for heaven day mark the part

wey I talk "Take my soul, I don't care". We eventually met and we got down to business. We started

with usual kiss o until this girl con dey kiss like mammy water. We go kiss kiss kiss, she go con stop, lick my lips con pour me spit for mouth. I been wan react o then she con talk "You like it, yeah?"... I no even know how to reply.

I swallow spit before we continue, I no know whether na my own spit or her own I swallow. The kissing continued then she stopped, stood up and removed a cup from her fridge, poured the chocolate from the cup, on her body (but e be like say na Milo she mix with water), then she said I should lick her. Now you're talking!

I started immediately cos ahh, if na you, you no go lick?? I was licking both her and Milo. She removed my head, raised her hands up and poured chocolate on her armpit, then she brought my head to the armpit.

As my head dey enter the darkness, I see say the armpit dey bushy somehow and normally hairs dey black ooo, but some hairs wey dey her armpit con white. Before I could talk, my head was already in there, I dey lick chocolate, e dey taste salt salt.

She removed my head later, I breathed God's air for the first time, I no even get strength to tell am say e don do...she kissed me, smiled and pushed me down on the bed. She tied my hands to the bed, looked at me, smiled again then sat gently on my face.

I been think say I enter heaven until she begin dey ride my face. Her hair down there was bushy...as she dey ride up and down, hairs dey enter my nose. If I wan try breathe in properly, na yansh air I dey breathe in.

I was hitting her yansh, make she comot so I go breathe better air, she started moaning..."Yeeahhhhhh yeessss spank me haarrdddeerrr!!".

I dey cry dey struggle to sniff catarrh, she still dey ride..I dey pass out, she still dey ride. Even cough sef later start to dey do me. As I open mouth to cough, I hear kpraaa. This girl mess. Jesus!!! Jesus!!! BLOOD OF JESUS!!!! MY MOUTH!!! I dey shout, this girl dey ride dey go.

I started hitting her harder to comot before my soul comot, this girl still dey ride dey moan and mess. The mess sound dey go in sync with the ride motion. Kpraaa kpraaa kpraaa kpraaa... Each ride, one kpraaa, two moans, ontop my face.

I passed out that evening, met Jesus in heaven and gave my life to him. I woke up hours later and saw the Jezebel, looking at me with smiles on her face. "You look so beautiful when you sleep, Joel. Do you need more?"

"Chekwube, I need Jesus and Oral B."

lol...
haven't laughed this hard on nairaland in a while.
Tinubu urchins just be spoiling people's mood everyday with their rubbish post.

Yo fish,

chaii what's the color of the devil again

More elbow to your grease abeg

See laff
This chekwube na from where

donaldking100:
lol...
haven't laughed this hard on nairaland in a while.
Tinubu urchins just be spoiling people's mood everyday with their rubbish post.

Lolss

Naijanascam:
chaii what's the color of the devil again

More elbow to your grease abeg

Nor be small thing

Niwdog:
See laff
This chekwube na from where

You really want to know?? �

Lol.

You just remind me of one fat girl wey I carry.. I tell am Make she come feed me pussy I no know say nah 500kg weight she carry.. The worst part when she wan cum she hold my head join her fat pusssy I no fit breath when the thing too much I push am commot from my body, this Lucifer daughter come der ask me why I'm I breathing fast.. Thank God say I get long rod, I use my long gbola take teach am lesson.

Niwdog:
See laff
This chekwube na from where

You see Igbo Jewish name you no know?

[quote author=Stallionhorse post=116537903]You just remind me of one fat girl wey I carry.. I tell am Make she come feed me pussy I no know say nah 500kg weight she carry.. The worst part when she wan cum she hold my head join her fat pusssy I no fit breath when the thing too much I push am commot from my body, this Lucifer daughter come der ask me why I'm I breathing fast.. Thank God say I get long rod, I use my long gbola take teach am lesson.


If say you die now, na straight VIP Ticket to hell fire be that. Lolss

See me laughing like a lunatic in public.

Lol
Omo my ribs
Dahm dis is why I love this platform, funny ppl crazy threads hahaha
Em say e need oral B (hahaha omo )

Ashawo people thread, smelly sexual things

Rozross:
Ashawo people thread, smelly sexual things

So Wetin come Carry you enter the thread

Talk say you enjoy the Story Jare..

Quite Hilarious.

One gboza for you

Lolx wow... I never experience this one before o... That girl is possessed (if your story is true)

Hahahaha Omo this write up cracked me up

Me I just want to have sex and go, no freaking anything. I won't die because of sex.

That was funny. I enjoyed the story. You must be a comedian

Very funny

You for bite her clitoriss make she jump from your face

Besides na you supposed take charge, that chocolate should have been poured in your meat down to your eggs and Bleep her mouth while she sucks it

If a girl ever ever sit on your face, make sure she lean towards your meat, make he for balance

Ehismarkninetee:
People who say their sexual fantasy is to do dirty/nasty and freaky stuff during sex, I pity you..Nna!! Nne!! I pity youuu!!!

I was with this babe back then...we never meet physically then, just online, fantasizing about anything and everything. Aunty go talk say when we meet, "I'd do nasty things to you, freaky things, I'd make you eat me whole and you'd beg for your life and I won't let you go"... '...me sef wey be mumu go dey smile dey reply "God! I can't wait! take my soul, I don't care".

Angel Kapal just dey smile for heaven day mark the part

wey I talk "Take my soul, I don't care". We eventually met and we got down to business. We started

with usual kiss o until this girl con dey kiss like mammy water. We go kiss kiss kiss, she go con stop, lick my lips con pour me spit for mouth. I been wan react o then she con talk "You like it, yeah?"... I no even know how to reply.

I swallow spit before we continue, I no know whether na my own spit or her own I swallow. The kissing continued then she stopped, stood up and removed a cup from her fridge, poured the chocolate from the cup, on her body (but e be like say na Milo she mix with water), then she said I should lick her. Now you're talking!

I started immediately cos ahh, if na you, you no go lick?? I was licking both her and Milo. She removed my head, raised her hands up and poured chocolate on her armpit, then she brought my head to the armpit.

As my head dey enter the darkness, I see say the armpit dey bushy somehow and normally hairs dey black ooo, but some hairs wey dey her armpit con white. Before I could talk, my head was already in there, I dey lick chocolate, e dey taste salt salt.

She removed my head later, I breathed God's air for the first time, I no even get strength to tell am say e don do...she kissed me, smiled and pushed me down on the bed. She tied my hands to the bed, looked at me, smiled again then sat gently on my face.

I been think say I enter heaven until she begin dey ride my face. Her hair down there was bushy...as she dey ride up and down, hairs dey enter my nose. If I wan try breathe in properly, na yansh air I dey breathe in.

I was hitting her yansh, make she comot so I go breathe better air, she started moaning..."Yeeahhhhhh yeessss spank me haarrdddeerrr!!".

I dey cry dey struggle to sniff catarrh, she still dey ride..I dey pass out, she still dey ride. Even cough sef later start to dey do me. As I open mouth to cough, I hear kpraaa. This girl mess. Jesus!!! Jesus!!! BLOOD OF JESUS!!!! MY MOUTH!!! I dey shout, this girl dey ride dey go.

I started hitting her harder to comot before my soul comot, this girl still dey ride dey moan and mess. The mess sound dey go in sync with the ride motion. Kpraaa kpraaa kpraaa kpraaa... Each ride, one kpraaa, two moans, ontop my face.

I passed out that evening, met Jesus in heaven and gave my life to him. I woke up hours later and saw the Jezebel, looking at me with smiles on her face. "You look so beautiful when you sleep, Joel. Do you need more?"

"Chekwube, I need Jesus and Oral B."

she tied your hands to the bed and u were hitting her yansh.

The armpit salty taste got me,but this op na werey shaa,,,,

Say No to Porn today

NL resident doctors where Una Dey, fada lawd

Reminds me of one of my street big bro that year that was dating one girl like that everytime this girl comes visiting na this girl noise we always dey hear, it was after they broke up that the bros opened up that the girl needs to be beaten before she gets any sexual drive. We no fit laugh