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Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by Dksmile: 11:55am On Jul 21, 2022
Boogyman557:
Holly Gram cool I COMPRISUN dis topic 100%


Any ATENTE or any group of ATENTE to disturb dis SWEET topic, Na to BLAST BLAST the PESIN left leg wit my old KALA!


make I SHINE Disco LITE 4 dis topic Sharp Sharp!



OP, E good make PESIN de awake wen u Carry ASHAWOO daybreak..


although me I NEVER invite ASHAWOO come my house to sleep OVER!


E better for me to JAZZ in ASHAWOO house and NACK short time den come BACK house jeje..

people way de Carry ASHAWOO daybreak, some of Dem, the matterz no de end WELL..


I don SETTLE dis kind matterz b4.. at ikeja, toyin STREET, na Las year E happen..


around 4am in d morning wen I de come back from ASHAWOO house bcus sometimes I de JAZZ in ASHAWOO house by dat time to NACK!


As I de come BACK, NaSo I see a guy and a girl, Dem de SHOUT 4 each other.. NaSo i JAZZ in der UNIT.. I ask d girl waiting happen, she talk sey she No Sabi dis guy ooo, d guy just see her dis early morning come de disturb her for FUVK.. me I no sey she de lie 4 me..


so I ask the guy, sey waiting really happen.. the guy sey em Carry dis girl daybreak Las week, as em wake up in d morning, em no SEE money wey de em wallet again..


to make d story short..


I SETTLE d matterz..


I tell d girl to carry d guy JAZZ in one tight CONNER and give d guy better FUVK bcus I no sey she no get money to pay d guy back..



NaSo Dem JAZZ in 1 CONNER..


U no d REST story NAA!


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!


Unto say na you dey settle olosho matter for area you go don get like 95 years of
olosho experience . Olosho Master grin grin grin

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Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by manuelkel(m): 11:55am On Jul 21, 2022
Georgejeez:


Obob , come see as this story de my body de shake for here

My boss, he couldn't eat for some months. He started getting pale, plp thought he did drugs. Only few ppl and his family including his wife knew what he passed thru, that experience can easily make one get mentally depressed and frustrated.

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Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by Ehismarkninetee: 12:00pm On Jul 21, 2022
Mind you. She can still do all these even when you are awake. The best is to just either avoid them or go all the way.
Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by paradigmshift(m): 12:04pm On Jul 21, 2022
MatrixCircle:

Even some married women are hookers too. I wanted to fly into town one told me to let her know, like play like play na so I land town she land hotel room come collect and disappear back home while Oga dey office. God forgive me because of the way she was screening. shocked
na so Dem go fuccck ur own

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Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by paradigmshift(m): 12:05pm On Jul 21, 2022
Lovelife433:
Waiting hookers use my eyes see for Lagos na ayelala go punish them.
lol wetin sup
Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by paradigmshift(m): 12:06pm On Jul 21, 2022
Georgejeez:


Obob , come see as this story de make my body de shake for here
thins dey happen but people no go believe until e happen to Dem

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Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by ceexcel(m): 12:08pm On Jul 21, 2022
Ok.

Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by NofiuFade(m): 12:09pm On Jul 21, 2022
The way this world is going I can't even comprehend how I'll be able to sleep over in a friend place self not to tlk of sleeping over with any strange person I randomly meet.

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Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by Babastrong(m): 12:11pm On Jul 21, 2022
[quote author=PoliteActivist post=114943207]

What else do you want it to originate from??[ Any reasoning that originates from fear will prevent you from living the life to the fullest. And your acts will be the acts of timid man. ]
Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by chatinent: 12:13pm On Jul 21, 2022
Tacha will not like this topic.

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Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by Nobody: 12:18pm On Jul 21, 2022
emmykk:


Nobody steal destiny,you Destiny is in your hand...it is your daily activity over a period of time.

If you know d spirituality involve in sex you won't be saying this your sounding so ignorant rn

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Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by ikotunblog: 12:20pm On Jul 21, 2022
Boogyman557:
Holly Gram cool I COMPRISUN dis topic 100%


Any ATENTE or any group of ATENTE to disturb dis SWEET topic, Na to BLAST BLAST the PESIN left leg wit my old KALA!


make I SHINE Disco LITE 4 dis topic Sharp Sharp!



OP, E good make PESIN de awake wen u Carry ASHAWOO daybreak..


although me I NEVER invite ASHAWOO come my house to sleep OVER!


E better for me to JAZZ in ASHAWOO house and NACK short time den come BACK house jeje..

people way de Carry ASHAWOO daybreak, some of Dem, the matterz no de end WELL..


I don SETTLE dis kind matterz b4.. at ikeja, toyin STREET, na Las year E happen..


around 4am in d morning wen I de come back from ASHAWOO house bcus sometimes I de JAZZ in ASHAWOO house by dat time to NACK!


As I de come BACK, NaSo I see a guy and a girl, Dem de SHOUT 4 each other.. NaSo i JAZZ in der UNIT.. I ask d girl waiting happen, she talk sey she No Sabi dis guy ooo, d guy just see her dis early morning come de disturb her for FUVK.. me I no sey she de lie 4 me..


so I ask the guy, sey waiting really happen.. the guy sey em Carry dis girl daybreak Las week, as em wake up in d morning, em no SEE money wey de em wallet again..


to make d story short..


I SETTLE d matterz..


I tell d girl to carry d guy JAZZ in one tight CONNER and give d guy better FUVK bcus I no sey she no get money to pay d guy back..



NaSo Dem JAZZ in 1 CONNER..


U no d REST story NAA!


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

Bro try dey use your new kala too, e get why

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Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by Georgejeez: 12:22pm On Jul 21, 2022
manuelkel:


My boss, Mr Williams Ireka couldn't eat for some months. He started getting pale, plp thought he did drugs. Only few ppl and his family including his wife knew what he passed thru, that experience can easily make one get mentally depressed and frustrated.
Experience they say is the best teacher and same time can be the worst teacher .

Please remove his name anyway

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Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by ifinger: 12:26pm On Jul 21, 2022
The married once are easy most are sex sterved the hotel is the best go 3 round com 2 times we are good ! I prefer office runs even in down time u can still press bobi and touchyash

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Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by tobby94(m): 12:27pm On Jul 21, 2022
There is one that happened in my area the guy is married so the wife travelled or so sha,he now Invited hookup babe for overnight na so the girl sleep no wake up the next day,it’s a serious matter now since May.fresh couples of let’s say 2years wahala Dey Make God help us

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Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by TheKrakon: 12:29pm On Jul 21, 2022
This one na analysis when my brain don take since when my dick begin stand for za oza reason.
Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by satandeterrible: 12:30pm On Jul 21, 2022
manuelkel:
Let me tell you a short story that happened to me and my boss at Orlu, Imo state 2020 during lockdown.
My boss and I went for Leave(Nigerian Brewery Company Amah,Enugu)
We travelled to Orlu to spend some times,we hooked up with 2ladies and headed to a hotel. My boss's room was adjacent to mine. As late as 2A.M I could hear my boss shouting and pleading for life's mercy. The whole hotel was stunt, the manager had no option but to break the door. We found my boss panting and shaking with only his boxers on. We took him down to the reception hall, he stood still and dumb for roughly 4hours.
At last he spoke to us "I tried having sex with her she refused, I didn't force her,late that night,I needed to cuddle her,I felt her skin very slippery and cold, I put on the light,it was faulty. I flashed my phone, lo and behold a huge python on bed with me, with mouth wide open. I shouted and started begging her. She confessed she was sent to get a male for another rituals of hers,but because I didn't force her for sex she said she'd not take me that I'm not a sex freak. She disappeared" the bed was wet like say na rain beat am.
Pls, this is a true life story. The girl I was with that night got arrested, she was later confirmed not knowing anything about her friend. She too was stunned that her friend was a marine spirit. I'm still in touch with her, up to date she's still not heard from her friend.

Pls, all that glitters are not Gold.
Which kind jonsing story be this na?

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Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by PoliteActivist: 12:34pm On Jul 21, 2022
Babastrong:

Any reasoning that originates from fear will prevent you from living the life to the fullest. And your acts will be the acts of timid man.

Not true. Fear can also make you careful and prolong your life. Fear makes you look both ways b4 crossing the street

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Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by ipobarecriminals: 12:36pm On Jul 21, 2022
coolsame thing wen she KILL YOU(May u not see Evil)nobody go hear ur cry for HELPpppp!
stayblessed00:
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Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by Efenaira(m): 12:39pm On Jul 21, 2022
MadeINchenzen2:
In your own interest, do short time and let the babe go. You wan carry ashawo daybreak abii? You want her to come to your house and spend the night with you right?grin

The question is... do you know who she is
Some guys have learnt a bitter lesson paying hookers for a night.

4 things can possibly happen.

1. You may get lucky, she just dress-up and go at dawn.

2. She might be a mole, sent to spy on you.

3.she might run away with something that belongs to you. Eg. Your genitals or your life, your phone, money, PS5 or your clothes.grin

4. If she's fetish and diabolic, she might take some of your pubic hairs or semen.grin

Note: If she's aggrieved with you in anyway, she may signal some of her loyal notorious customers to trace you to your house and pounce on you. Especially men who will not pay her the agreed cash for service renderedgrin

So in your best interest... stay awake, do not sleepgrin



Rubbish Olosho for my house , even hotel self I they tire , the last one I carry we agreed 15k , I say I they knack if carry her leg up . She go they push me backward, she do many times I just tell her say which knacking method be this , if she they fear dick why she come out for hookup, I just sleep go make morning reach , make she ask of money first, she they Touch me I say make she stop ,she say she won go now make I credit her. I say credit you Wetin you, Wetin you do for me , when I won credit you , she say I carry her day break, when I carry you day break what is the purpose? She they look me , I tell her say if she they fear dick why she come they do hookup abi sha feel say to get money easy , I blast Witt words, once this girl boost cry � I feel pity for her again, I say make she UnCloth make she come bed , we knack and knack i nor cum too , I just feed up pull my condom , tell her say I’m done make she nor worry, make she bring her account number I credit her , she tell me thank You

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Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by Babastrong(m): 12:39pm On Jul 21, 2022
[quote author=PoliteActivist post=114944710]

Not true. Fear can also make you careful and prolong your life. Fear makes you look both ways b4 crossing the street

[ Too much of careful leads to careless. Looking both ways b4 crossing is not because of fear but brain, eyes and ears are performing their functions. Have you seen a mad, blind and deaf man looking both way b4 crossing?]
Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by josephevergreen(m): 12:39pm On Jul 21, 2022
I hate that shiit
Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by arantess: 12:45pm On Jul 21, 2022
MadeINchenzen2:
In your own interest, do short time and let the babe go. You wan carry ashawo daybreak abii? You want her to come to your house and spend the night with you right?grin

The question is... do you know who she is
Some guys have learnt a bitter lesson paying hookers for a night.

4 things can possibly happen.

1. You may get lucky, she just dress-up and go at dawn.

2. She might be a mole, sent to spy on you.

3.she might run away with something that belongs to you. Eg. Your genitals or your life, your phone, money, PS5 or your clothes.grin

4. If she's fetish and diabolic, she might take some of your pubic hairs or semen.grin

Note: If she's aggrieved with you in anyway, she may signal some of her loyal notorious customers to trace you to your house and pounce on you. Especially men who will not pay her the agreed cash for service renderedgrin

So in your best interest... stay awake, do not sleepgrin

in your best interest,

ABSTAIN or BE FAITHFUL to your partner
Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by Rnbstar1(m): 12:52pm On Jul 21, 2022
Warey Omo the peacemaker.
Boogyman557:
Holly Gram cool I COMPRISUN dis topic 100%


Any ATENTE or any group of ATENTE to disturb dis SWEET topic, Na to BLAST BLAST the PESIN left leg wit my old KALA!


make I SHINE Disco LITE 4 dis topic Sharp Sharp!



OP, E good make PESIN de awake wen u Carry ASHAWOO daybreak..


although me I NEVER invite ASHAWOO come my house to sleep OVER!


E better for me to JAZZ in ASHAWOO house and NACK short time den come BACK house jeje..

people way de Carry ASHAWOO daybreak, some of Dem, the matterz no de end WELL..


I don SETTLE dis kind matterz b4.. at ikeja, toyin STREET, na Las year E happen..


around 4am in d morning wen I de come back from ASHAWOO house bcus sometimes I de JAZZ in ASHAWOO house by dat time to NACK!


As I de come BACK, NaSo I see a guy and a girl, Dem de SHOUT 4 each other.. NaSo i JAZZ in der UNIT.. I ask d girl waiting happen, she talk sey she No Sabi dis guy ooo, d guy just see her dis early morning come de disturb her for FUVK.. me I no sey she de lie 4 me..


so I ask the guy, sey waiting really happen.. the guy sey em Carry dis girl daybreak Las week, as em wake up in d morning, em no SEE money wey de em wallet again..


to make d story short..


I SETTLE d matterz..


I tell d girl to carry d guy JAZZ in one tight CONNER and give d guy better FUVK bcus I no sey she no get money to pay d guy back..



NaSo Dem JAZZ in 1 CONNER..


U no d REST story NAA!


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

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Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by PoliteActivist: 12:53pm On Jul 21, 2022
Babastrong:

Too much of careful leads to careless. Looking both ways b4 crossing is not because of fear but brain, eyes and ears are performing their functions. Have you seen a mad, blind and deaf man looking both way b4 crossing?]

Who is talking of too much? Problem is in your definition of fear. See below

Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by zakkxx: 12:54pm On Jul 21, 2022
Repent and stop given useless advice! If u cannot hold your body get married!!
Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by Dowins1(m): 12:56pm On Jul 21, 2022
U guys are funny, don’t you guys know that your serious girlfriends are people’s hooker aka ashawo lol

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Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by meobizy(f): 12:58pm On Jul 21, 2022
If she's aggrieved with you in anyway, she may signal some of her loyal notorious customers to trace you to your house and pounce on you.
This is the only factor to fear. The rest are unnecessary paranoia.

Especially men who will not pay her the agreed cash for service rendered
Some men enjoy the disgrace afterward. I do not know the psychology behind it. Maybe it’s a loud brag to their neighbours that they have a woman over. Many women in a neighbourhood are quick to classify a man as dickless so this act will make them consider him an option the next time conji visits them.

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Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by dnawah(m): 1:02pm On Jul 21, 2022
MadeINchenzen2:
In your own interest, do short time and let the babe go. You wan carry ashawo daybreak abii? You want her to come to your house and spend the night with you right?grin

The question is... do you know who she is
Some guys have learnt a bitter lesson paying hookers for a night.

4 things can possibly happen.

1. You may get lucky, she just dress-up and go at dawn.

2. She might be a mole, sent to spy on you.

3.she might run away with something that belongs to you. Eg. Your genitals or your life, your phone, money, PS5 or your clothes.grin

4. If she's fetish and diabolic, she might take some of your pubic hairs or semen.grin

Note: If she's aggrieved with you in anyway, she may signal some of her loyal notorious customers to trace you to your house and pounce on you. Especially men who will not pay her the agreed cash for service renderedgrin

So in your best interest... stay awake, do not sleepgrin
5) or turn to snake, very big one.
Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by truthCoder: 1:04pm On Jul 21, 2022
manuelkel:
Let me tell you a short story that happened to me and my boss at Orlu, Imo state 2020 during lockdown.
My boss and I went for Leave(Nigerian Brewery Company Amah,Enugu)
We travelled to Orlu to spend some times,we hooked up with 2ladies and headed to a hotel. My boss's room was adjacent to mine. As late as 2A.M I could hear my boss shouting and pleading for life's mercy. The whole hotel was stunt, the manager had no option but to break the door. We found my boss panting and shaking with only his boxers on. We took him down to the reception hall, he stood still and dumb for roughly 4hours.
At last he spoke to us "I tried having sex with her she refused, I didn't force her,late that night,I needed to cuddle her,I felt her skin very slippery and cold, I put on the light,it was faulty. I flashed my phone, lo and behold a huge python on bed with me, with mouth wide open. I shouted and started begging her. She confessed she was sent to get a male for another rituals of hers,but because I didn't force her for sex she said she'd not take me that I'm not a sex freak. She disappeared" the bed was wet like say na rain beat am.
Pls, this is a true life story. The girl I was with that night got arrested, she was later confirmed not knowing anything about her friend. She too was stunned that her friend was a marine spirit. I'm still in touch with her, up to date she's still not heard from her friend.

Pls, all that glitters are not Gold.

So where did you put her corpse? The girl you and your boss killed?

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Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by Konjiboii: 1:05pm On Jul 21, 2022
I remember my friend back in PH elder brother that took her hooker all night and refuse to pay the complete money, this babe scooped water from a puddle and made some incantations and just left, couple of weeks later bro just died mysteriously.

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