Ishilove:

If I nod you

ShaqFu:
Where exactly?

nani667:
Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles |2022

5.5 / 10

Ishilove:

Na una still dey watch this kiddies program

GloriousGbola:


original TMNT was DARK

eventually they will get back to the original roots of the show

DandeNumeruno:


The film felt like it was written by an AI with the logic to match.

Six was literally handcuffed to a railing in the middle of town. A half-competent covert wet op team could take him out discreetly without anyone noticing. But not these guys, they'd rather get into a massive shootout with the cops and swat teams with miniguns for no reason while the target flees.

And the dialogue... oh my goodness. Imagine killing cops, civilians, and destroying properties worth millions of dollars in a foreign country, then getting chastised for being incompetent and reckless, then a random guy shows up on the tracker and tells you he's on Six's trail, and you smugly say, "What I do can't be taught." As in, WTF?! So we're supposed to believe Lloyd is still good at being a psychopathic free lance wet op because one of his thirty hirelings survived a botched public hit?! Wow!

Don't even get me started on the Tamil assassin who added nothing to the plot.

ShaqFu:
Where exactly?

camri:
simp, when will you fúck ishilove?

Ishilove:

Your big forehead

ShaqFu:
You know that's not what you had in mind when you made that comment.

ShaqFu:
You should be bothered when you'll escape penury and grow a brain, instead of worrying about things far above the realm of your empty head, you discombobulated buffoon.

Ishilove:

I don't know what you're talking about. You should wash your mind out with soap

DandeNumeruno:


The film felt like it was written by an AI with the logic to match.

Six was literally handcuffed to a railing in the middle of town. A half-competent covert wet op team could take him out discreetly without anyone noticing. But not these guys, they'd rather get into a massive shootout with the cops and swat teams with miniguns for no reason while the target flees.

And the dialogue... oh my goodness. Imagine killing cops, civilians, and destroying properties worth millions of dollars in a foreign country, then getting chastised for being incompetent and reckless, then a random guy shows up on the tracker and tells you he's on Six's trail, and you smugly say, "What I do can't be taught." As in, WTF?! So we're supposed to believe Lloyd is still good at being a psychopathic free lance wet op because one of his thirty hirelings survived a botched public hit?! Wow!

Don't even get me started on the Tamil assassin who added nothing to the plot.

sprints1:
this is why I hate watching Netflix film very incoherent movie. Waste of cast and annoying plot.

ShaqFu:
Yet you claim you don't know what I'm talking about. You owe me a ride

Ishilove:

You need Jesus

ShaqFu:
No thanks, I ain't gay. I prefer Mary Magdalene.

Ishilove:

Shaq! You're unusually flirtatious this fine evening/morning

ShaqFu:
Yeah well, I gat game. Always have, always will. Lol.

May be one day I'll teach those notorious red pill wankers_ all about game. You know once upon a time, I use to be the greatest womanizer ever to grace the forum.

Ishilove:

Shaq, you are a complete gentleman and anything but a womanizer. You and I know that

You're right about the game though.

WriterNig:
Another proof that women age faster than men.

Beauty fades.

Queenslander:
It’s not a secret that women live longer than men.

WriterNig:
Another proof that women age faster than men.

Beauty fades.