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Avoid Sudden Death During Sex...��� by Makavelli001(op): 2:01pm On Aug 13, 2022
*AVOID SUDDEN DEATH DURING S€X*

Please beware of these ki$ller commands. Do not, I REPEAT, do not obey them!

1. Harder! Harder!!
2. Jack it man!
3. Hit it deep!
4. Faster! Faster!!
5. Don't stop!
6. I'm your palliative, loot me!
7. Shift my womb!
8. It's your own, scatter it!

You see eh, women's work na ALWAYS Work-in-Progress. You can't finish it. Somebody did it to the point you met it. Don't try to be a HERO bro, cos yu fittin't. ��

In the event of your sudden death, someone else will continue the work. A word is enough for the wise.

And Remember: The PESTLE damages faster than the MORTAR.

STAY SAFE TOMORROW IS ANOTHER DAY


We just finished resusitating one man today���

*If its not freaky, then is nót weekend.... Happy freaky freaky weekend��.*

*As funny as this may sound it's so true and real.... Pls be wise a word is enough fr the wise*
Re: Avoid Sudden Death During Sex...��� by Tegabadguy(m): 2:08pm On Aug 13, 2022
Makavelli001:
*AVOID SUDDEN DEATH DURING S€X*

Please beware of these ki$ller commands. Do not, I REPEAT, do not obey them!

1. Harder! Harder!!
2. Jack it man!
3. Hit it deep!
4. Faster! Faster!!
5. Don't stop!
6. I'm your palliative, loot me!
7. Shift my womb!
8. It's your own, scatter it!

You see eh, women's work na ALWAYS Work-in-Progress. You can't finish it. Somebody did it to the point you met it. Don't try to be a HERO bro, cos yu fittin't. ��

In the event of your sudden death, someone else will continue the work. A word is enough for the wise.

And Remember: The PESTLE damages faster than the MORTAR.

STAY SAFE TOMORROW IS ANOTHER DAY


We just finished resusitating one man today���

*If its not freaky, then is nót weekend.... Happy freaky freaky weekend��.*

*As funny as this may sound it's so true and real.... Pls be wise a word is enough fr the wise*
Nice one
Re: Avoid Sudden Death During Sex...��� by Zonefree(m): 2:46pm On Aug 13, 2022
Na Mumu dey try satisfy Nigerian girls for bed. Gender that is not satisfied with the eyebrow God gave them.
Re: Avoid Sudden Death During Sex...��� by godofuck231: 4:08pm On Aug 13, 2022
Na to bombfvck her to Mars na
Re: Avoid Sudden Death During Sex...��� by Reggaemich(m): 7:55pm On Aug 13, 2022
Op, your no 6, na kil.ler

"I'm your palliative, loot me!"

With this comment self, the man fit dig crude oil commot for the kpekus
Re: Avoid Sudden Death During Sex...��� by Streetmovement(m): 9:35pm On Aug 13, 2022
Wotoporiously cool speaking

In all wetin op dey try cap be say no go do pass yourself because you wan prove point or impress, if you never fortify yourself well no go loseguard via say you wan leave your mark.
Re: Avoid Sudden Death During Sex...��� by Makavelli001(op): 10:20pm On Aug 13, 2022
Reggaemich:
Op, your no 6, na kil.ler

"I'm your palliative, loot me!"

With this comment self, the man fit dig crude oil commot for the kpekus
Na so.
She go dey ginger u to ur grave
Re: Avoid Sudden Death During Sex...��� by Paulinho59(m): 2:50am On Aug 14, 2022
[quote author=Reggaemich post=115671824]Op, your no 6, na kil.ler

Lolz..... My rib ooo.!!!
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