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How To Avoid Sudden Death During Sex by donogaga(m): 9:55pm On Nov 25, 2020
HOW TO AVOID SUDDEN DEATH DURING SEX


Please beware of these killer commands.
Do not, I REPEAT, do not obey them!

1. Harder! Harder!!
2. Jack it man!
3. Hit it deep!
4. Faster! Faster!!
5. Don't stop!
6. I'm your palliative, loot me!
7. Shift my womb!
8. It's your own, scatter it!
9. Baby continue

You see eh, women's work is ALWAYS Work-in-Progress.

You can't finish it. Somebody did it to the point you met it.

Don't try to be a HERO bro. ��

In the event of your sudden death, someone else will continue the work.

A Word Is Enough For The Wise.

Remember, the PESTLE Damages Faster than the MORTAR.
����‍♂️��‍♂️��‍♂️

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Re: How To Avoid Sudden Death During Sex by donogaga(m): 9:55pm On Nov 25, 2020
If you die there, na you lose.

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Re: How To Avoid Sudden Death During Sex by thesicilian: 9:58pm On Nov 25, 2020
It's only those whose self confidence rests on the compliments of a woman that get carried away with shouts of "harder! harder!!"

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Re: How To Avoid Sudden Death During Sex by Missy30: 10:00pm On Nov 25, 2020
I don't know why I find this funny
Re: How To Avoid Sudden Death During Sex by drezzyx(m): 10:02pm On Nov 25, 2020
yes ! yes!! yesssssss!!!

lasiimu ike ihe ka na to mu gbogbo...

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Re: How To Avoid Sudden Death During Sex by Anointedclass: 10:05pm On Nov 25, 2020
To be honest ..when I hear Harder Harder ..my head always spark and I'm always like...I must destroy this thing

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Re: How To Avoid Sudden Death During Sex by tobechi20(m): 10:08pm On Nov 25, 2020
No sex
Re: How To Avoid Sudden Death During Sex by Organsmuggler(f): 10:09pm On Nov 25, 2020
Anointedclass:
To be honest ..when I hear Harder Harder ..my head always spark and I'm always like...I must destroy this thing
na so your village people wan take kee u

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Re: How To Avoid Sudden Death During Sex by SILENTandSMART2: 10:10pm On Nov 25, 2020
This one don die before baba god now give ham second chance cheesy




Another eleribuu OP spotted


You're nothing but eleribuu original, wink



This is another principle coming from a guy using 2g network to browse with botton phone smiley


We don't give people useless principle here smiley


Anyway God nogo shame us my brother ❤️✊✌️✊
Re: How To Avoid Sudden Death During Sex by donogaga(m): 10:15pm On Nov 25, 2020
Anointedclass:
To be honest ..when I hear Harder Harder ..my head always spark and I'm always like...I must destroy this thing

Na die you dey so. You never see anything.

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Re: How To Avoid Sudden Death During Sex by Nobody: 10:56pm On Nov 25, 2020
If I hear harder harder baby
Na that time me dey shout softer softer baby
You can't send me too my early grave aje cool

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Re: How To Avoid Sudden Death During Sex by Nobody: 10:58pm On Nov 25, 2020
donogaga:
HOW TO AVOID SUDDEN DEATH DURING SEX


Please beware of these killer commands.
Do not, I REPEAT, do not obey them!

1. Harder! Harder!!
2. Jack it man!
3. Hit it deep!
4. Faster! Faster!!
5. Don't stop!
6. I'm your palliative, loot me!
7. Shift my womb!
8. It's your own, scatter it!
9. Baby continue

You see eh, women's work is ALWAYS Work-in-Progress.

You can't finish it. Somebody did it to the point you met it.

Don't try to be a HERO bro. ��

In the event of your sudden death, someone else will continue the work.

A Word Is Enough For The Wise.

Remember, the PESTLE Damages Faster than the MORTAR.
����‍♂️��‍♂️��‍♂️
But if na Lamanii22 I fit fast small
I mean the speed of keke napep smiley
Re: How To Avoid Sudden Death During Sex by Ken4agent(m): 11:16pm On Nov 25, 2020
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donogaga:
HOW TO AVOID SUDDEN DEATH DURING SEX


Please beware of these killer commands.
Do not, I REPEAT, do not obey them!

1. Harder! Harder!!
2. Jack it man!
3. Hit it deep!
4. Faster! Faster!!
5. Don't stop!
6. I'm your palliative, loot me!
7. Shift my womb!
8. It's your own, scatter it!
9. Baby continue

You see eh, women's work is ALWAYS Work-in-Progress.

You can't finish it. Somebody did it to the point you met it.

Don't try to be a HERO bro. ��

In the event of your sudden death, someone else will continue the work.

A Word Is Enough For The Wise.

Remember, the PESTLE Damages Faster than the MORTAR.
����‍♂️��‍♂️��‍♂️

You see eh, women's work is ALWAYS Work-in-Progress.

You can't finish it. Somebody did it to the point you met it.

grin

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Re: How To Avoid Sudden Death During Sex by Nazgul: 12:03am On Nov 26, 2020
Anointedclass:
To be honest ..when I hear Harder Harder ..my head always spark and I'm always like...I must destroy this thing
Look at how this wants to push himself into an early grave.

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Re: How To Avoid Sudden Death During Sex by ABOVEDELAW: 5:00am On Nov 26, 2020
BEND BUT DON'T BREAK, HE WHO FIGHTS AND RUNS TODAY FIGHTS TOMORROW.
Re: How To Avoid Sudden Death During Sex by Mayng01(m): 6:12am On Nov 26, 2020
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: How To Avoid Sudden Death During Sex by Vicachiever: 6:32am On Nov 26, 2020
sex will still send many to early grave. see how it is killing people with their hand already

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqN7NZrL1aY
Re: How To Avoid Sudden Death During Sex by Temmylee01(m): 8:06am On Nov 26, 2020
Shoooooooooooooooooooooooots!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Issokay¡¡¡¡¡

Naso amaka come my house gimme doggy dey shout gimme hard harder.... My broda naso i begin dig well small time e kon dey do me like say I dey feel dizzy oh boi naso i jump.off run go kitchen burst milk and cold pure water suck am like Hungry Lion, now guess what!!!!!! Hmm women!¡!!!
Re: How To Avoid Sudden Death During Sex by Womanizer(m): 8:11am On Nov 26, 2020
Pussy is the best creation grin

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Re: How To Avoid Sudden Death During Sex by Mrscarter(f): 8:17am On Nov 26, 2020
donogaga:
HOW TO AVOID SUDDEN DEATH DURING SEX


Please beware of these killer commands.
Do not, I REPEAT, do not obey them!

1. Harder! Harder!!
2. Jack it man!
3. Hit it deep!
4. Faster! Faster!!
5. Don't stop!
6. I'm your palliative, loot me!
7. Shift my womb!
8. It's your own, scatter it!
9. Baby continue

You see eh, women's work is ALWAYS Work-in-Progress.

You can't finish it. Somebody did it to the point you met it.

Don't try to be a HERO bro. ��

In the event of your sudden death, someone else will continue the work.

A Word Is Enough For The Wise.

Remember, the PESTLE Damages Faster than the MORTAR.
����‍♂️��‍♂️��‍♂️

One, two n five i maybe guilty of but who says the rest of those things.
Definitely who says jack it man?grin
Re: How To Avoid Sudden Death During Sex by muller101(m): 8:21am On Nov 26, 2020
Womanizer:
Pussy is the best creation grin
Your moniker says it all
Re: How To Avoid Sudden Death During Sex by flames007(m): 9:07am On Nov 26, 2020
Missy30:
I don't know why I find this funny
its funny,really! Op must have encountered one that nearly took his life grin

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Re: How To Avoid Sudden Death During Sex by Karemarealty288(m): 9:12am On Nov 26, 2020
Faster, harder, digging deep and deeper is a sure stairway to Heaven.

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Re: How To Avoid Sudden Death During Sex by Nobody: 9:20am On Nov 26, 2020
flames007:
its funny,really! Op must have encountered one that nearly took his life grin
Olohun grin grin

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Re: How To Avoid Sudden Death During Sex by Nobody: 9:32am On Nov 26, 2020
No be lie. Sex be like IRON, u no fit chop am finish. You do what you can do and come back for a rematch. But if you say u wan die dere, na ur corpse dem go carry comot.
Re: How To Avoid Sudden Death During Sex by paulolee(m): 12:12pm On Nov 26, 2020
no lies bro...wetin de sweet de quick kill n so whenever bea say deeper of faster, I de get sense quick n go jus smile n ask her..."na still mr ur boi n not sex machine oo"...
Re: How To Avoid Sudden Death During Sex by Tillatalk: 12:41pm On Nov 26, 2020
Something must kill a man
Re: How To Avoid Sudden Death During Sex by chris259(m): 1:09pm On Nov 26, 2020
"I'm ur palliative, loot me" Lmao...
Re: How To Avoid Sudden Death During Sex by Nobody: 1:17pm On Nov 26, 2020
"6. I'm your palliative, loot me!"



Arhhh, the bolded shock me.

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Re: How To Avoid Sudden Death During Sex by DaudaTheSexyGuy(m): 1:20pm On Nov 26, 2020
Mrscarter:


One, two n five i maybe guilty of but who says the rest of those things.
Definitely who says jack it man?grin

This girl I can see you're a badt niggar

You will be very sweet in bed grin
Re: How To Avoid Sudden Death During Sex by GoldenJulius(m): 1:23pm On Nov 26, 2020
I never recover from the last one i did, my baba ibejii still dey pain me walahiiii.
Ladies wee not kee person
Re: How To Avoid Sudden Death During Sex by baralatie(m): 3:04pm On Nov 26, 2020
when a woman says I am your palliative loot me

aaaaaah! na die be that o

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