HOW TO AVOID SUDDEN DEATH DURING SEX
(Advice To Men)

Please beware of these killer commands...
Do not, I REPEAT, do not obey them!

1. Harder! Harder!!
2. Jack it man!
3. Hit it deep!
4. Faster! Faster!!
5. Don't stop!
6. I'm your palliative, loot me!
7. Shift my womb!
8. It's your own, scatter it!
You see eh, women's work is ALWAYS Work-in-Progress.

Nb
You can't finish it. Somebody did it to the point you met it. Don't try to be a HERO bro.
In the event of your sudden death, someone else will continue the work. A word is enough for the wise.

Remember, the PESTLE damages faster than the MORTAR.
I don talk my own oooo

And any man wey no go fit pound for mortar....make him pound for ground.

Some women na grinding stone..the harder u fall.

lalasticlala

nice tips. Simps will want to be a pucci super hero thinking it will make her bang only you. You can never please a woman

If she says harder harder or scatter it, just go carry 0ne bottle of empty star bottle, use am phuck her t*t* well well make she confirm you bro.

Well some people prefer to die in active service they will never care about all these tips.
Even when they say smokers are liable to die young that warning never stops them from smoking,instead they look for the one that will kill them faster.
Same apply here.
To them it is one of the best way to leave this crazy world.

Piston mode.

I de knack and, one babe go de command
Faster faster I go leave you that means you go
Bleep your self.
Abi na f**k n furious??

kpanshing no get award...do ur best n leave d rest

Ikillbrokehoes:
Only if these niggas will ever listen

why do you kill broke hoes

A b*tvh once said to me it’s your coochie fvck it while we waz smashing Omo I couldn’t help but laugh like a hyena she was so fvckin embarrassed

tillaman:
A b*tvh once said to me it’s your coochie fvck it while we waz smashing Omo I couldn’t help but laugh like a hyena she was so fvckin embarrassed

I am your palliative, loot me!!

If she wants it harder then give it to her harder

DaudaTheSexyGuy:
If she wants it harder then give it to her harder

Definitely!


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