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foleskay:
As a guy in his 30s,who has seen the good,bad and d ugly when it comes to knacking matter over the years. So tonight I reminisce those moments I found myself in d most embarrassing circumstances during d course of fvccking.

The first one,there was a babe I used to run parol with then around year 2019. Due to her tight work schedule,as she works for shoprite in ibadan,so she normally returns back home at night. So most times na late hour we dey see like 11pm. So this very day,we dey romance at a welder's shop and from there I laid her down on d welder's table..removed d welder's bulb and rt there we dey Bleep. As I was thrusting hard,and she dey give me d moan, suddenly I heard kpaaa at my back..omo it was a stick,I jumped up and I saw two guys at my back holding sticks. I was afraid and took to my heels. They followed..I over ran them..so I found a place to hide..was confused,and right there i got to knw I was with only boxer,my 6k palm not on my feet,my phone gone.. Was thinking about d girl..wat could hv happnd to her,many things ran thru my mind..how do I get home wt boxers only. I dare not return there again.

Eventually I found my way bk home,and I could not sleep that nyt. My iphone 7 gone. D following morning,I traced my sandals to d area but no where to be found. I went to d girls house i was told she was in hospital.wtf!! I got there,her head was in bandage,and stiches in her hand. We dare not say wat happened. She said she told her parents she was attacked. Well,we still dated for two years before she went to Libya. Worst sex of ma life.

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Jammey6551:



I had sex with a mermaid and her pússy was smelling like a dead fish, like that of Nairaland's girls.

Werey

Tombrown3:
The smell of the vaginitis Infection she had was what made your dicckk flaccid, no thanks to the Viagra you bought.

As men, our body has a way of telling us there is danger ahead. Our dicck has a mind of its own.

Your love for her made you over look everything Sha.

And the infection is contracted from toilet mostly.

Hmmmmmm you're damn right exactly what my friend told me,

makeherscream:
Hmmmmmm you're damn right exactly what my friend told me,

LOL... If she's still your girlfriend, no need to even go extra mile buying drugs (as vaginitis is a reoccurring infection) let her just cut garlic and be inserting in her vaginaa ones in 2 weeks.

You will love the smell of her pusssy if she does this regularly. And hope she doesn't get any serious STD other than vaginitis. Hope she doesn't cheat, and let her keep good hygiene.

easter monday i wan knack gal way dey disturb me via billing,i pilot am reach house,give am food and drinks.kiss time don reach,she geh f99 for kissing i no wan waste time,heard to pull bra and pants.lo and behold diq went numb.
before that day,i had a dream where i see something irritating about the gal,it disturbed me till the next day and to confirm am for reality,naso i pull pant finish and saw a pointed sore at the pussy door hmm,as i touch am she come do somehow naso i kukuma give am 2k and i know do again.. feelings already lost...thats no.1


welcomed my former fellowship gal for hus, gal say e wan massage no p sha,when time reach gal come dey do yeye things had to quote, elaborate, explain till i come the comot cloth,the gal no gree me pull pant pass em knee,say if i wan enta may i enta like that..nna i got fade up and had to call it a day...thats no.2

an fb gal visited me last year 2021 and was heavily endowed with booby,booby wey neighbor see come dey look me.when is time for knacking,i like fingering before inserting the diq..omo as i finger comot hands.hmm come see something wey dey like garri on top my finger..omo na soo everything went side ways...

bicches i bleeped in 2020/21 were 3 and the looked clean coded fuqees...one even gave me a boring head, instead of focusing on the heading she was just there licking the top and telling cock and bull stories.. mtcheww


guys becareful on who you fuqin with..some sick ooo

makeherscream:
Omo no be small thing oo , there is this girl I always admire on FB
she stays in Lagos with her family,I stay in Benin

we started talking, one day like that I asked her out last year December 2021 ,she accepted my proposal I was so happy because if you see this babe ehnnnnn omo she package , she carry front and back come still fine join omo

Fast forward to January this year she called me that her family will be relocating to their new house in Benin , because her father could not afford to build a house in Lagos because of the cost of building a house in Lagos is very expensive ,

omo when I heard this good news I was so happy omo

After many days of talking, chatting on phone , we finally meet we where both very happy to see each other, omo the girl package exactly how she is on her fb pictures,

Later that very day we started making out to have sex , romance her give her head , finger bleeped her ,she came like 3 times, when she could not take it anymore she ask me to Bleep her she was like I need you inside me,

Omo I was surprised oo my junior was just flaccid , she tried all her best to get it up from stroking it to giving me head , omo dick no gree stand oo ,


the look on her face was not good at all I can see she was disappointed, she could not leave because she has already told me that she will pass the night in my place

I was shocked because that kind thing never happen to me before , and I was so Hot oo , omo I rush get up go buy Vega100 , after taking vega100 for almost about 1 hour omo my Akpamu stand like never before

Omo I knack this babe more than 5 rounds before day break she was just moaning and disturbing my neighbors all through the night , omo some babes loud Sha,

After about 2 to 3 weeks sweetie nearly kill me (yeast infection) omo I dey scratch my yansh and gbola 247,I spent over 12k to treat my self ,

Omo na that day I know say women fit get infection for body without even knowing , when I called her that I just contacted STD and she's was the last person I had sex with , she was shocked and was begging me to forgive that she never knew she have such infection

Well I have to forgive her Sha because I really love this babe , and am sure she loves me too , just told her to treat infection, she's cool now ,

still bleeping her raw nothing like that happened again , she's still my current gf till date , I love that babe Sha

how much is vega100 now

kelspinall:
how much is vega100 now

500 naira

I no longer use it oo the after use effect is too much for me , after use you will start having headache

Nwaomaah:
This babe with eye catching, mouth watering ukwu doing salesgirl in my street. Of course I circled her, always dressed neat and always wore my perfume - that I always bought from her shop, and always speak slowly with deep voice. She came to me on her own
One day I took her out, she said she will not drink anything alcoholic except palm wine. We went to a palmy joint and it was late. I only did fingering and my gbola was threatening to tear my jeans so we fixed the real match for Saturday. After the fingering, I smelt my fingers, it was odorless. I can't wait!
Saturday, she disappointed but she later called asking for Wednesday.
Wednesday we connected, 12pm, in a local Guest house. I was living then with my born again elder sister and dare not be seen talking to any female or risk a lecture on how hot hellfire will be for fornicators
Well, here we are in the Guest house room and this girl undressed my dick can't wait
I started romancing her, fingering, sucking (breast o, I no dey lick plate )
When she can't take it she said I should make a complete woman. At that point my gbola that had been standing since just shrank like an old flower in the evening heat!
I tried to wake him, no way! She tried everything she know, for where? She said "so fine boy like you be vegetable?" She was so disgusted, dressed up and left me there in the Guest house room. As soon as she stepped out of the door my dike sprang back to life. So hard like I took burantashi. I got blue balls that day as I had to use my belt to restrain my manhood to avoid embarrassment.
Another day I controlled one of my old babes and used vex nearly wound her organ.
I didn't ever try to get a return match from the Salesgirl again. Whatever made my dick refuse such juicy food might be a warning. I avoided her and stopped buying her perfumes nor going to her shop.

What's her name?

Tegabadguy:
hwfar guy.....you from aj

Yes na
Ojo road,7up bus stop

ghettochild:
Yes na
Ojo road,7up bus stop

eyaaaaa me na from Tolu area

foleskay:
As a guy in his 30s,who has seen the good,bad and d ugly when it comes to knacking matter over the years. So tonight I reminisce those moments I found myself in d most embarrassing circumstances during d course of fvccking.

The first one,there was a babe I used to run parol with then around year 2019. Due to her tight work schedule,as she works for shoprite in ibadan,so she normally returns back home at night. So most times na late hour we dey see like 11pm. So this very day,we dey romance at a welder's shop and from there I laid her down on d welder's table..removed d welder's bulb and rt there we dey Bleep. As I was thrusting hard,and she dey give me d moan, suddenly I heard kpaaa at my back..omo it was a stick,I jumped up and I saw two guys at my back holding sticks. I was afraid and took to my heels. They followed..I over ran them..so I found a place to hide..was confused,and right there i got to knw I was with only boxer,my 6k palm not on my feet,my phone gone.. Was thinking about d girl..wat could hv happnd to her,many things ran thru my mind..how do I get home wt boxers only. I dare not return there again.

Eventually I found my way bk home,and I could not sleep that nyt. My iphone 7 gone. D following morning,I traced my sandals to d area but no where to be found. I went to d girls house i was told she was in hospital.wtf!! I got there,her head was in bandage,and stiches in her hand. We dare not say wat happened. She said she told her parents she was attacked. Well,we still dated for two years before she went to Libya. Worst sex of ma life.

Oya mk una share urs too.

omooor, this is so surreal… so scary… why didn’t you take her home instead, sex outside your home or a hotel is so risky… no matter how Hot one may be never have sex outside…

imagrg:
When my wife died, I didn't knack for some months and my libido was high.
I had so many female sympathisers who slept over in my house. One of them even slept on same bed with me because of her closeness to the family.
On a particular night, I woke up to urinate but when I stood up, my eyes strayed to her and what I saw turned me on! Her legs were spread South and Westward. I went to pee and still saw her in that position when I returned.
I tapped her on the lap and asked her to adjust. She looked at me and turned her arse to my torso as I slept on the bed. I pulled my gbola out of my boxer and entered her from behind. Her next reaction surprised me.

She turned and gave me a dirty slap on my face that reset my brains. She asked if I thought she was a prostitute.
In the end, I begged her and still bleeped her.

funniest shii ever… even at a time of mourning? O ga ooo, eni to ku ni ti e gbe (it’s the person that died that should take heart)

I was at a bar one evening , I saw one fine shawty , I approached her , low and behold the babe gree for me , immediately I took her outside the bar , I looked around no lodge or guest house close by, so I saw an akara zinc shop not too far from the bar , I took her there , it was dark so I pulled out a condom from my wallet , and immediately we start standing doggy , the Mumu girl started moaning , I told her to be quiet she said okay , we continued, before you know it she started moaning again , ha!!....in the process of her moaning one guy passing by heard something and started coming to our direction , she wanted to stand up and act like nothing was happening so that the approaching guy won’t notice us , me I no send anybody afterall the place was dark.
he can’t possibly see my face , so I held her and continued hitting , as the guy reached where we were he saw us and kept walking like nothing happened, I didn’t even care till he walked passed behind me , I came in no time , pulled out and disposed the condom by the gutter and used my swan water to wash my hands , I quickly slipped 1k into the girls hand and took off , before I got to about 15ft of where I left the girl while she was getting dressed up , I heard her shouting “leave me alone !!!” Leave me alone “!! I don’t want “ .....I went back to the girl , turns out that guy that passed us earlier went and stood behind me waiting for me to finish so he would take his turn , I laughed so hard and walked away ...

pointblank247:
One super hot babe that I dated when i was much younger and she was about nintheen, every time we meet, we knack like mad, i usually Knack her throughout the night, but on this particular day, she smuggled me into her room in her Papa house and was ready for very long and hot sex. Long story vut short, i was only able to knack her for one weak round before my gbola gave up on me and for the whole night she was busy getting angry while trying to turn me on.

It was later in life that i realized that it was anxiety that caused it

U have a low libido reason why anxiety could do dat much damage...

Tegabadguy:
eyaaaaa me na from Tolu area

No lele ooo..
I been get one gf for omogbehin street then..
Her name na immaculate
She's married with kids...long time ago sef

ghettochild:
No lele ooo..
I been get one gf for omogbehin street then..
Her name na immaculate
She's married with kids...long time ago sef

wow nice one

Exxxgeee:
U have a low libido reason why anxiety could do dat much damage...

very wrong, I was in her papa's house and any body could have entered her room

MasterShifu010:
I was at a bar one evening , I saw one fine shawty , I approached her , low and behold the babe gree for me , immediately I took her outside the bar , I looked around no lodge or guest house close by, so I saw an akara zinc shop not too far from the bar , I took her there , it was dark so I pulled out a condom from my wallet , and immediately we start standing doggy , the Mumu girl started moaning , I told her to be quiet she said okay , we continued, before you know it she started moaning again , ha!!....in the process of her moaning one guy passing by heard something and started coming to our direction , she wanted to stand up and act like nothing was happening so that the approaching guy won’t notice us , me I no send anybody afterall the place was dark.
he can’t possibly see my face , so I held her and continued hitting , as the guy reached where we were he saw us and kept walking like nothing happened, I didn’t even care till he walked passed behind me , I came in no time , pulled out and disposed the condom by the gutter and used my swan water to wash my hands , I quickly slipped 1k into the girls hand and took off , before I got to about 15ft of where I left the girl while she was getting dressed up , I heard her shouting “leave me alone !!!” Leave me alone “!! I don’t want “ .....I went back to the girl , turns out that guy that passed us earlier went and stood behind me waiting for me to finish so he would take his turn , I laughed so hard and walked away ...

You left the girl alone even when she was in danger? Not good at all.

You should have at least acted like she was your girlfriend, leave with her then go your own way when you're sure she's safe.

MasterShifu010:
I was at a bar one evening , I saw one fine shawty , I approached her , low and behold the babe gree for me , immediately I took her outside the bar , I looked around no lodge or guest house close by, so I saw an akara zinc shop not too far from the bar , I took her there , it was dark so I pulled out a condom from my wallet , and immediately we start standing doggy , the Mumu girl started moaning , I told her to be quiet she said okay , we continued, before you know it she started moaning again , ha!!....in the process of her moaning one guy passing by heard something and started coming to our direction , she wanted to stand up and act like nothing was happening so that the approaching guy won’t notice us , me I no send anybody afterall the place was dark.
he can’t possibly see my face , so I held her and continued hitting , as the guy reached where we were he saw us and kept walking like nothing happened, I didn’t even care till he walked passed behind me , I came in no time , pulled out and disposed the condom by the gutter and used my swan water to wash my hands , I quickly slipped 1k into the girls hand and took off , before I got to about 15ft of where I left the girl while she was getting dressed up , I heard her shouting “leave me alone !!!” Leave me alone “!! I don’t want “ .....I went back to the girl , turns out that guy that passed us earlier went and stood behind me waiting for me to finish so he would take his turn , I laughed so hard and walked away ...

You could have gone back for the girl and taken her away out of danger. What that guy was about to do was rape cos from the way she shouted she didn't want sex from the guy. You should have saved her and taken her to a safe place or paid her T-fare home.

Kirkman:
You could have gone back for the girl and taken her away out of danger. What that guy was about to do was rape cos from the way she shouted she didn't want sex from the guy. You should have saved her and taken her to a safe place or paid her T-fare home.

yeah, the fact that she agreed to do it with the OP doesnt mean he should now leave her in danger…. She might not even be into hookups, she might just like the way the OP approached her or she was just Hot at that time… I AGREE THE OP SHOULD HAVE DONE BETTER…

makeherscream:
the after use effect is too much for me , after use you will start having headache

The headache is a sign that too much blood at a high frequency and intensity is being pumped by the heart including being pumped to the brain and I'm suspecting that this is how some men get stroke which can arise when one of the blood vessels in the brain bursts due to the high intensity of the blood being pumped.

Burst blood vessel in the brain leaks blood onto the brain and this can cause stroke or in worse cases coma.

That's one of the dangers of these man power drugs.

Lamanii22:
yeah, the fact that she agreed to do it with the OP doesnt mean he should now leave her in danger…. She might not even be into hookups, she might just like the way the OP approached her or she was just Hot at that time… I AGREE THE OP SHOULD HAVE DONE BETTER…

Exactly....I agree with you as well.

Ilekokonit:
The headache is a sign that too much blood at a high frequency and intensity is being pumped by the heart including being pumped to the brain and I'm suspecting that this is how some men get stroke which can arise when one of the blood vessels in the brain bursts due to the high intensity of the blood being pumped.

Burst blood vessel in the brain leaks blood onto the brain and this can cause stroke or in worse cases coma.

That's one of the dangers of these man power drugs.

hmmmmmmmm thank God I no longer use it

Es350:
You left the girl alone even when she was in danger? Not good at all.

You should have at least acted like she was your girlfriend, leave with her then go your own way when you're sure she's safe.

Sorry I failed to mention that the guy ran away when he saw me coming back

Miravik900:
Giving girls head makes them come quickly I go dry focus on head with my girl now I want make she cum like say tomorrow no dey but the only thing I don't like in giving a girl head is the pu**sy juice omo e dey do me one kind mouth

if She has infection, You will Catch Throat Infection!!

foleskay:
As a guy in his 30s,who has seen the good,bad and d ugly when it comes to knacking matter over the years. So tonight I reminisce those moments I found myself in d most embarrassing circumstances during d course of fvccking.

The first one,there was a babe I used to run parol with then around year 2019. Due to her tight work schedule,as she works for shoprite in ibadan,so she normally returns back home at night. So most times na late hour we dey see like 11pm. So this very day,we dey romance at a welder's shop and from there I laid her down on d welder's table..removed d welder's bulb and rt there we dey Bleep. As I was thrusting hard,and she dey give me d moan, suddenly I heard kpaaa at my back..omo it was a stick,I jumped up and I saw two guys at my back holding sticks. I was afraid and took to my heels. They followed..I over ran them..so I found a place to hide..was confused,and right there i got to knw I was with only boxer,my 6k palm not on my feet,my phone gone.. Was thinking about d girl..wat could hv happnd to her,many things ran thru my mind..how do I get home wt boxers only. I dare not return there again.

Eventually I found my way bk home,and I could not sleep that nyt. My iphone 7 gone. D following morning,I traced my sandals to d area but no where to be found. I went to d girls house i was told she was in hospital.wtf!! I got there,her head was in bandage,and stiches in her hand. We dare not say wat happened. She said she told her parents she was attacked. Well,we still dated for two years before she went to Libya. Worst sex of ma life.

Oya mk una share urs too.

nap-2 I hail o.