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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by deedee44: 7:43am On Sep 05, 2022
donfortune48:
Shey E dey hard una to talk say Person looks like scam?

All these dribbles!!!
Lol. Not guilty until proven grin
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by AgentXxx(m): 10:42am On Sep 05, 2022
grin Don’t mention
Ghost1994:


Thanks boss grin 0.004 cent grin cheesy

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 11:04am On Sep 05, 2022
Chevron to freedom way.... No free traffic o. Indriver steering handlers, na fight with riders wey go dey enjoy ac grin

Me na to find way go watch Roman Reigns vs Drew McIntyre wey I miss. Till afternoon.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by YeyeGbami: 11:23am On Sep 05, 2022
donfortune48:
Shey E dey hard una to talk say Person looks like scam?

All these dribbles!!!

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by carternkem(m): 11:55am On Sep 05, 2022
Please I need car for bolt rental or Hp. I am a new bee in the hustle and I am down with any agreement....

I stay around Lasu Road.

Contact: 08145986484 WhatsApp/Call.

Thanks
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by YeyeGbami: 11:58am On Sep 05, 2022
carternkem:
Please I need car for bolt rental or Hp. I am a new bee in the hustle and I am down with any agreement....

I stay around Lasu Road.

Contact: 08145986484 WhatsApp/Call.

Thanks

new bee smiley will you agree to pay 100K every week?

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by carternkem(m): 12:04pm On Sep 05, 2022
YeyeGbami:


new bee smiley will you agree to pay 100K every week?

Aha.. Boss, from my silence observation on this group its 25-30k weekly, which I believe that I can comfortably achieve.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dapotemi: 12:15pm On Sep 05, 2022
VaselineCrew:
ABEG HOUSE, MAKE UNA EPP ME ANSWER DIS QUESTION ABEG

Why is it that riders in Nigeria get angry anytime I ask them to please, "Confirm the Riders Name?"

Some passengers will just start shouting, like, "mtcheew, will I enter the wrong car?...", "I've already checked your plate number na...", "Na wa ooo...", "which one is this again..." ...

They would end up saying 1000 words in their rants, instead of just saying the 1 word that matters, THEIR NAME, sigh, sigh, sigh sad undecided undecided sad

There are the cool ones though that will just answer straight up and in turn ask for my name/drivers name and then we start the trip and roll.


Abeg, why are they so angry to tell the driver their name

Nigerians are always angry, even d country is angry. Woke up in d morning, already angry.. Don't bother yourself, don't think perhaps you've done something wrong.. Its just the default setting of 99% of your country men... They only relax when they want to have sex, ask pope.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by chiste1: 12:42pm On Sep 05, 2022
mejai:
Chevron to freedom way.... No free traffic o. Indriver steering handlers, na fight with riders wey go dey enjoy ac grin

Me na to find way go watch Roman Reigns vs Drew McIntyre wey I miss. Till afternoon.

Omo that was my plan before o, until I enter the traffic, come hook.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kaaya149: 12:50pm On Sep 05, 2022
Thanks for sharing this useful information.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ReadaDream(m): 1:09pm On Sep 05, 2022
mejai:
Chevron to freedom way.... No free traffic o. Indriver steering handlers, na fight with riders wey go dey enjoy ac grin

Me na to find way go watch Roman Reigns vs Drew McIntyre wey I miss. Till afternoon.
That traffic is hellish. I imagined driving without AC in that traffic with this scorching sun.

Omo the traffic is best experienced from the sideline. I they go house like this.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ReadaDream(m): 1:59pm On Sep 05, 2022
Indriver Warriors just they look this trip throwaway face. grin

Traffic na your mate?

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by adolphus08(m): 2:04pm On Sep 05, 2022
Good afternoon nairalanders, can anyone tell me how much a rear hub and spindle bushing costs for a 2003 camry.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 3:00pm On Sep 05, 2022
dapotemi:


Nigerians are always angry, even d country is angry. Woke up in d morning, already angry.. Don't bother yourself, don't think perhaps you've done something wrong.. Its just the default setting of 99% of your country men... They only relax when they want to have sex, ask pope.

grin
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dapotemi: 4:28pm On Sep 05, 2022
I think this driver is taking advice from cheerful.. Using one stone to kill 2 bird..

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 4:37pm On Sep 05, 2022
deedee44:

Don't mind Mr Danso, his name is Dense, sorry Denso for a reason. He has been following me up and down too quoting my posts with senseless memes

D guy dey worry aswear grin

Dense grin
Danso semi Illiterate Fulani herdsman grin
Dru emotionally underdeveloped mini slaves

Lemmeee oo na so e dey start… 600yrs ban

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by DavidHume(m): 5:27pm On Sep 05, 2022
kanuisagoat:


First rule of ehailing. Never involve friends or family members. It never ends well. Your cousin failed at the business the day he handed over the keys to his friend.


I agree with that. That why I thought of bringing here
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by DavidHume(m): 5:30pm On Sep 05, 2022
Pearl1910:


Ask Tojah or Felicity to look for toks standard cars for you...not more than 2m. u can buy 3 cars since u r willing to spend 6.5m on two toks.
You will get your money back with more profit, easier and faster.
Expecting a driver to pay you HP for a toks Corolla of 3.350m is going to be stretch except you want to just answer someone's prayers and not make d HP more than 4m.

I see reasons with you.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by DavidHume(m): 5:47pm On Sep 05, 2022
Viking07:
The business is not worth investing 3.3m into it. Kindly use your money for something else.

Hmmmm……pls can you give me reasons. Are into this.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by SamuelTaiw0(m): 5:59pm On Sep 05, 2022
DavidHume:


I agree with that. That why I thought of bringing here

I've been calling your number since morning. Switched off.

Called you on WhatsApp, you're not picking up. Dropped a message, no response. How do I now contact you?

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by deedee44: 6:03pm On Sep 05, 2022
BAZ001:


D guy dey worry aswear grin

Dense grin
Danso semi Illiterate Fulani herdsman grin
Dru emotionally underdeveloped mini slaves

Lemmeee oo na so e dey start… 600yrs ban
He pushed me to the wall so I had to serve him one from mama's cooking pot. Imagine him denying his name.

Mr Dense, please respect yourself and leave me alone. I have more, I'm just holding back.

P.S... Status: Active Olule

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Druski(m): 6:06pm On Sep 05, 2022
BAZ001:


D guy dey worry aswear grin

Dense grin
Danso semi Illiterate Fulani herdsman grin
Dru emotionally underdeveloped mini slaves

Lemmeee oo na so e dey start… 600yrs ban

Cry baby grin

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by SamuelTaiw0(m): 6:24pm On Sep 05, 2022
DavidHume:


Hmmmm……pls can you give me reasons. Are into this.

I don't know his reasons, but I'll give you my reasons.


Corolla selling for 3.3m makes your risk higher than usual when toks of the car was barely above 2m or max 2m( even around that time, people were complaining). You can imagine 3.3m driving around compared to 2m driving around. That's over 50% risk increase.

Secondly, it will take a longer time tfor you to recoup your 3m back and gain interests. If you invest 3.3m on a Tokunbo car you'd be looking at getting back 4.5m to 5m which can take up to 36months. By then the car's value would have really deteriorated greatly and the probability you'd get that 5m back in total is low.

The key is invest as small money as possible, get the highest possible return within the shortest possible time.

Any investment that will take more than 24 months to recoup may not be worth it. The risk is too high.

You'd be better off splitting that 3m into two and getting a return of 1m to 1.2m max on each investment than putting all that 3m on one investment and waiting for 1.5m or 2m on that single investment.

That's my own angle. If you can respond to my messages on WhatsApp, I will show you the plans I've drafted out so that I can recoup your investment for you in the shortest possible time.

My number is
07026
7934
86

I have at least two people here that can vouch for me om this platform and I can get you guarantors.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Duplik8t77(m): 6:48pm On Sep 05, 2022
Evening bosses, Abeg do bolt give a grace period to do reinspection when it is due?
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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pope191: 7:24pm On Sep 05, 2022
dapotemi:


Nigerians are always angry, even d country is angry. Woke up in d morning, already angry.. Don't bother yourself, don't think perhaps you've done something wrong.. Its just the default setting of 99% of your country men... They only relax when they want to have sex, ask pope.


grin

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by DavidHume(m): 7:57pm On Sep 05, 2022
SamuelTaiw0:


I don't know his reasons, but I'll give you my reasons.


Corolla selling for 3.3m makes your risk higher than usual when toks of the car was barely above 2m or max 2m( even around that time, people were complaining). You can imagine 3.3m driving around compared to 2m driving around. That's over 50% risk increase.

Secondly, it will take a longer time tfor you to recoup your 3m back and gain interests. If you invest 3.3m on a Tokunbo car you'd be looking at getting back 4.5m to 5m which can take up to 36months. By then the car's value would have really deteriorated greatly and the probability you'd get that 5m back in total is low.

The key is invest as small money as possible, get the highest possible return within the shortest possible time.

Any investment that will take more than 24 months to recoup may not be worth it. The risk is too high.

You'd be better off splitting that 3m into two and getting a return of 1m to 1.2m max on each investment than putting all that 3m on one investment and waiting for 1.5m or 2m on that single investment.

That's my own angle. If you can respond to my messages on WhatsApp, I will show you the plans I've drafted out so that I can recoup your investment for you in the shortest possible time.

My number is
07026
7934
86

I have at least two people here that can vouch for me om this platform and I can get you guarantors.

Hmmm........valid points� you have made here.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 8:15pm On Sep 05, 2022
SamuelTaiw0:


From this list, I'll go for one of three cars if it was me;

Volvo S40 2007-2010
Volvo S60 2009 -20012
Benz C Class (the one with 4cylinders and compressor) 2005 or 2006
You do know all pre-2015 Volvos come with straight 5s or straight 6s right?
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Druski(m): 8:23pm On Sep 05, 2022
deedee44:

Lol. Not guilty until proven grin


demola olaoye... How far grin I have more information on u ....

Don't let me expose you to the folks that don't know u


How far with that ur babe grin

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by deedee44: 8:58pm On Sep 05, 2022
Druski:



demola olaoye... How far grin I have more information on u ....

Don't let me expose you to the folks that don't know u


How far with that ur babe grin
Andrew kweku danso
Me I no hide, I have peeps here as friends on Facebook. It is you who think you are anonymous.
Should we talk about your wife? grin You surely don't wanna go there

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Druski(m): 9:09pm On Sep 05, 2022
deedee44:

Andrew kweku danso
Me I no hide, I have peeps here as friends on Facebook. It is you who think you are anonymous.
Should we talk about your wife? grin You surely don't wanna go there

Damola should we talk about your mom or oguvick ...make I expose u well ..

I dey wait u grin my pictures dey on my whatapp now grin


Damola my bleaching guy

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by deedee44: 9:25pm On Sep 05, 2022
Druski:


Damola should we talk about your mom or oguvick ...make I expose u well ..

I dey wait u grin my pictures dey on my whatapp now grin
Please talk about everything you know, I'm an open book wink
You on the other hand hehehe

And which picture dey your WhatsApp, I warned you not to come near me as I dey on my own jeje

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