SavageBoy:


Your childhood was indeed memorable

Yea sure. Growing up we use to play football every blessed day with size 3 health double leather then. The small post set with big stones or wood in the ground or even tires was our preferred goal post before the small post with net became made by welders became really popular.

skentelelady:


This got my laughing out so.loud

I never played football but I saw all these when I followed my brother around then.

Lol. U should have asked to join and they will gladly pick you but they will refer to you as shot 1 cos you not as good as the others.

YoungLionken:
Good ol' days, when the love was actually real..

When Nigeria was still fun, no economic hardship as now..

Where ladies weren't so toxic/woke..

Where men don't poison each other due to hate or envy..

Where social media wasn't there to divide us..

Now, social media; especially WhatsApp status is now where we codedly beef/hate on each other. Same people we couldn't go a day/week without talking to, are now the ones we could go months without hearing from, and still be comfortable/ unbothered..

May God help us retrace our steps back because nothing's cool anymore, from the government down to the masses...

The truth in this post is too bitter. The psych of the average Nigerian is so rotten. Everyone is trying to steal from each other. The little things don’t even matter at all.

Girls believe that their social media presence is their real life presence, they think Instagram makes them Gods and Nigeria fell for the scam. That’s why you’d see empty skull girls as guest of honor for spelling bees.

Most boys don’t reach their potential anymore.

When you post about things that actually carry useful knowledge, they run from it like a plague.

The music is vague and hyped

The comedy is not funny and super hyped

The foods are not the same. There’s this frozen butter that use to take like heaven, not anymore! Pringles doesn’t taste the same. Cornflakes is different, shortbread is different, cheese balls is different. We can’t even afford akara and bread anymore!

I could go on and on

goshikid:
HERE! JUST FOR FUN

some indomie generation will never know of this.

I feel nostalgic seeing this, I still enjoy listening to mohits, style plus and others with an enhanced sound experience on my oraimo freepod pro. It goes a long to prove old will always be gold.

Our compound used to be the venue till momsi shout that the ball is hitting our window becomes too much. We then decides to clear a mini forest nearby. We uprooted every every. Unity was really strength. Everyday, we worked, till it became levelled and we name it Santiago Bernabeu men, I'll be washing plates and hear the ball bouncing. Na so I go hurry up. It was fun back then 2005-09. Now Yahoo don spoil everywhere. Everybody dey find money now

Goalnaldo:
bro, Na my nickname then be your Monika. Guys go come out house say them dey look for Beckham, mumsy go confuse Na but later, she con dey master her.

my own na Henry/Aboutrika... I nor dey use scoring play.

phemmyfour:
It's "monkey" not "mocking"

You are one the folks that falls for

Standard living instead of sandalili

WhatsApp bandwagons

Boss up
Abeg, u fit help me with the lyrics of Sandalili?
I don forget am

Odunharry:
1. The fat kid was always the backman.

2. The owner of the ball decides who plays.

3. Penalties awarded only if injured player curses a lot.

4. The match only ends when everyone was tired.

5. No matter how many goals you score, the winner will be determined by the
last team to score.

6. No referee and lines men except in case of competition ref will be appointed.

7. If you don't participate in repairing the ball you were given a match ban

8. If you're picked last, you're a loser.

9. The guy who's never picked was to
fetch the ball from the tree/gutter/other compound when it got stuck,under the
car or tunnel to play in the next game.

10. When the owner of the ball gets
annoyed, game over.

11. the most skillful player get automatic
selection.

12. Also if there was too much argument,
we will throw the ball in the air, the team that gets it continues with the game.

this is accurate AF!!!

Tunechi5:
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Hahaha

I laff in capital letters for that boys scrotum

ugodson:
Monkey post.
I One and I Two. Menh i miss those days bro

I one , I two, sometimes, I three...lmao..who invented all these? Mehn was madt fun

Odunharry:
1. The fat kid was always the backman.

2. The owner of the ball decides who plays.

3. Penalties awarded only if injured player curses a lot.

4. The match only ends when everyone was tired.

5. No matter how many goals you score, the winner will be determined by the
last team to score.

6. No referee and lines men except in case of competition ref will be appointed.

7. If you don't participate in repairing the ball you were given a match ban

8. If you're picked last, you're a loser.

9. The guy who's never picked was to
fetch the ball from the tree/gutter/other compound when it got stuck,under the
car or tunnel to play in the next game.

10. When the owner of the ball gets
annoyed, game over.

11. the most skillful player get automatic
selection.

12. Also if there was too much argument,
we will throw the ball in the air, the team that gets it continues with the game.

Your number 10 ehn

alcuin:
It's "mocking" post sha.

But na monkey post sweet pass.

Seriously,? I never knew. Wow

Odunharry:
1. The fat kid was always the backman.

2. The owner of the ball decides who plays.

3. Penalties awarded only if injured player curses a lot.

4. The match only ends when everyone was tired.

5. No matter how many goals you score, the winner will be determined by the
last team to score.

6. No referee and lines men except in case of competition ref will be appointed.

7. If you don't participate in repairing the ball you were given a match ban

8. If you're picked last, you're a loser.

9. The guy who's never picked was to
fetch the ball from the tree/gutter/other compound when it got stuck,under the
car or tunnel to play in the next game.

10. When the owner of the ball gets
annoyed, game over.

11. the most skillful player get automatic
selection.

12. Also if there was too much argument,
we will throw the ball in the air, the team that gets it continues with the game.

Omo you try, exactly so, i used to be one of the owners of the ball, i remembered getting offended one day and i had go home and i couldnt leave the ball behind, as soon i retrieved my ball, that was the end of game for that day, my allies followed me home while my antagonists were busy ranting and saying stayff like their parents will buy them theirs too, so so funny.

Sheuns:


You played 4 post?

lol...same question i wanted to ask. Never knew 4post was this popular

Iamthoney:
If them they give Ballon d’or for monkey post best player I for win more than 100 awards. Goals wey I score pass 1000 and assist pass 1000 chai. I for be arguably the greatest of all time. Speed I get, skills I get, pass I get, awareness and positioning they, dribbling speed they, agility and response they, one on one dribbling and scoring full body, goal sense full body, shot power they, shot accuracy they, curve full body, work rate full body, na defense be just average. Chai good old days. Pman just convince me make I no pursue footballing dreams that year they tell me say no be profession say na just hobby and hobby no dey feed family. He come even convince me join with some Nigerian players then wey get bad injuries wey NFA and Nigerian government abandon them and how them they suffer to feed and take care of themselves and family. Naso I come dey play am for fun but with passion. I still dey play once in a while sha but man don age and I don lose my power but if you watch my gameplay you go know sey I be the real deal

i believe you die!!!

Tunechi5:
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Memories, ricking Two Useful Balls for One Useless Ball.

Antai123:
Don't allow me face your last man with the ball on one on one position, else the ball will land on his stomach, face, prick.

This is just to create the fear, such that no one will want to face me.

lwkmd . Reminds me of one guy in my area then. If that guy meets you one on one, just run commot for post

NobleAngell:
Since I never had the courage to join the female team in school that year, I used to be the leader of those who played in class when there's no teacher.

Hahaha

When officials from sports council came to our school that year to hunt for female football talents, I was not chosen and was like why??

The feedback I got was that I was just running upandan the pitch and hardly touched the ball

Odunharry:
1. The fat kid was always the backman.

2. The owner of the ball decides who plays.

3. Penalties awarded only if injured player curses a lot.

4. The match only ends when everyone was tired.

5. No matter how many goals you score, the winner will be determined by the
last team to score.

6. No referee and lines men except in case of competition ref will be appointed.

7. If you don't participate in repairing the ball you were given a match ban

8. If you're picked last, you're a loser.

9. The guy who's never picked was to
fetch the ball from the tree/gutter/other compound when it got stuck,under the
car or tunnel to play in the next game.

10. When the owner of the ball gets
annoyed, game over.

11. the most skillful player get automatic
selection.

12. Also if there was too much argument,
we will throw the ball in the air, the team that gets it continues with the game.

You nailed it bro

tishbite41:

Boss up
Abeg, u fit help me with the lyrics of Sandalili?
I don forget am

This video will jog your memory


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aKsIg9HVMk

dyera:
The one I enjoyed the most was the one where there are four players and each have their own monkey post in one of the four sides of the small pitch to defend.

We used to call this 4 post. You're only permitted to touch the ball only when the other opponents have; touching it twice leads to foul

The sweet one was when we put a tyre upright, bet money and try to score from far with one kick.

Those Days 2001-2003 When them one play this monkey post on Sunday, them go select me to stand post because I get body, so that I go cover the post Wella.

Naso them select me for one competition like that, my team mates the happy say them get thick backman for post , mainwhile me I the busy the think of my life, due to our opponent top striker Amaka, this guy left leg shot power pass Roberto Carlos

As match start, e no reach 3 minutes self nah it Amaka get breakaway the approach my goal, one on one, as him wire one fierce shot goal-wards, I run leave goal post.

Naso them take win us.

Great men played this game.

Odunharry:
1. The fat kid was always the backman.

2. The owner of the ball decides who plays.

3. Penalties awarded only if injured player curses a lot.

4. The match only ends when everyone was tired.

5. No matter how many goals you score, the winner will be determined by the
last team to score.

6. No referee and lines men except in case of competition ref will be appointed.

7. If you don't participate in repairing the ball you were given a match ban

8. If you're picked last, you're a loser.

9. The guy who's never picked was to
fetch the ball from the tree/gutter/other compound when it got stuck,under the
car or tunnel to play in the next game.

10. When the owner of the ball gets
annoyed, game over.

11. the most skillful player get automatic
selection.

12. Also if there was too much argument,
we will throw the ball in the air, the team that gets it continues with the game.

Lol. On point.

Beckham14:
I sabi aim post that year sha. Don't leave me with the ball for long, else you will be seating outside with your team watching us play another team.

Bend It Like Beckham

Odunharry:
1. The fat kid was always the backman.

2. The owner of the ball decides who plays.

3. Penalties awarded only if injured player curses a lot.

4. The match only ends when everyone was tired.

5. No matter how many goals you score, the winner will be determined by the
last team to score.

6. No referee and lines men except in case of competition ref will be appointed.

7. If you don't participate in repairing the ball you were given a match ban

8. If you're picked last, you're a loser.

9. The guy who's never picked was to
fetch the ball from the tree/gutter/other compound when it got stuck,under the
car or tunnel to play in the next game.

10. When the owner of the ball gets
annoyed, game over.

11. the most skillful player get automatic
selection.

12. Also if there was too much argument,
we will throw the ball in the air, the team that gets it continues with the game.

Very wicked post to score you go tire.

SisterAnn:
Hahaha

When officials from sports council came to our school that year to hunt for female football talents, I was not chosen and was like why??

The feedback I got was that I was just running upandan the pitch and hardly touched the ball

I just had a good laugh in the midst of a very hectic day. Well, at least you stepped your feet on the pitch.

phemmyfour:
This video will jog your memory


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aKsIg9HVMk

Thanks boss

Tunechi5:
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Sacrificing 2 balls to save 1