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I'm I Been Played?? by Happiboispot(m): 11:05am On Oct 06, 2022
So I had this girl we really close we had sex couples of times so I stop having sex with her Just for reasons best known to me so fast forward to to this Monday she called for me to come over
So I meet her at the shop in the evening we chatted a little then she start all the romance and stuffs I'm not a saint but I resist her until I couldn't we had sex unprotected until she called that she having symptoms of pregnancy yesterday I got pregnancy test kit then figure out shes really pregnant
Is really possible to get pregnant in three days??

Abeg you can critcise me buh just answer the question please

Noted I'm not afraid of taking responsibility I just want to be sure I'm not the fool here

Re: I'm I Been Played?? by Sheistoopretty(f): 11:06am On Oct 06, 2022
Congratulations Papa Chukwudi grin grin grin grin

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Re: I'm I Been Played?? by Happiboispot(m): 11:15am On Oct 06, 2022
Sheistoopretty:
Congratulations Papa Chukwudi grin grin grin grin

Abeg anwer the question I'm I really responsible it's not three days yet sef
Re: I'm I Been Played?? by Celyndavis(f): 11:15am On Oct 06, 2022
Pregnancy can be noticed in two -three weeks
Three days ke�

She was obviously pregnant and needed someone to be responsible for it ..
Three days ....nah�

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Re: I'm I Been Played?? by Candidlady: 11:15am On Oct 06, 2022
sad

Did you guys have sex or not

Yes you guys did


Did you have unprotected sex with her or not


Yes you guys had unprotected sex


Bros that kid in her is yours... own up.. broke dudes ain't suppose to have erection it should be a taboo

lies they this your post...

you stopped having sex with her for a reason best known to you.. you sounded like it over weeks you chose no to have sex with her.. only for you to say it just three days ago.. oga you are ment


Modified : whose/who's feet is that on that whatsapp wallpaper. .. looks like a em brown roof ladies feet ::::::yuck:::::
Re: I'm I Been Played?? by Slynation(m): 11:18am On Oct 06, 2022
You mean she's pregnant just after 3days of unprotected sex...?? shocked shocked Highly "impossicant"

Perhaps, your CD might have burst in one of your sexperience...

101% sure she's receiving other gbola because she ain't even your GF...

You that is having unprotected sex with a lady I wonder what you were expecting...

But whatever the case may be, start preparing to be a dad, because the ultimate question will be "bros...You knack her abi you no knack her?? grin grin grin

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Re: I'm I Been Played?? by Nobody: 11:28am On Oct 06, 2022
Why isn't her contact saved on your phone? Why are you exposing her contact on a public forum?
Re: I'm I Been Played?? by Happiboispot(m): 11:39am On Oct 06, 2022
Acadia07:
Why isn't her contact saved on your phone? Why are you exposing her contact on a public forum?

That's not hers
Re: I'm I Been Played?? by Jammey6551(m): 11:41am On Oct 06, 2022
grin grin


It happens! After you guys have watched, you won't last up to 20secs watching this video grin



Well-cum to the real world mehnn. That pills won't work IJN you can't run from the responsibility your father had.
Re: I'm I Been Played?? by Nobody: 11:45am On Oct 06, 2022
Happiboispot:


That's not hers
Next time, don't rush and have unprotected sex.

Re: I'm I Been Played?? by SyrusdeHansome(m): 11:53am On Oct 06, 2022
This is what u shud do: (1) call her to come over 2ur place dis evening nd b4 she comes look 4 anything that looks fetish with a black nd a red material tied around it. (2) wen she comes make her very com4table, serve her drink or food nd make her com4table. (3) Bring out the material, look at her with all amount of seriousness nd tell her the origin nd what the fetish material stands for using this words: babe i'm very happy to learn that u're pregnant 4 me but in my family we don't just accept pregnancy, so to avoid fathering other pple's children my ancestors made this thing to discourage women frm using pregnancy to lie to men. Babe am not disputing the fact that u're pregnant 4 me but i have to follow my family's custom and tradition, so 4 me 2 take full responsibility of this pregnancy u have to place ur tongue on it nd after place the material on ur belly. If the pregnancy is mine u will deliver safe nd sound but if it's not mine on ur day of delivery u will die painfully without giving birth.

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Re: I'm I Been Played?? by Streetmovement(m): 11:56am On Oct 06, 2022
Wotoporiously cool speaking

They Gon pin shit on you cuz your ignorance

In all your doings endeavour not to be ignorant.

You have a phone and google in it that's the cheapest you could have gone to find out shit for yourself rather than come here to lament.

Gone are the days women use to threaten niggas with pregnancy except na just money factor and you're still under your parents.

A nigga like me if you tell me you're pregnant I will just laugh especially if I know it's not mine cuz you'll be left alone to proof it, na you go dey beg me sef with your lying ass

That pregnancy is not yours man except there's something you're not telling us

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Re: I'm I Been Played?? by Nemesis0147(m): 12:01pm On Oct 06, 2022
SyrusdeHansome:
This is what u shud do: (1) call her to come over 2ur place dis evening nd b4 she comes look 4 anything that looks fetish with a black nd a red material tied around it. (2) wen she comes make her very com4table, serve her drink or food nd make her com4table. (3) Bring out the material, look at her with all amount of seriousness nd tell her the origin nd what the fetish material stands for using this words: babe i'm very happy to learn that u're pregnant 4 me but in my family we don't just accept pregnancy, so to avoid fathering other pple's children my ancestors made this thing to discourage women frm using pregnancy to lie to men. Babe am not disputing the fact that u're pregnant 4 me but i have to follow my family's custom and tradition, 4 me 2 take full responsibility of this pregnancy u have to place ur tongue on it nd after place the material on ur belly. If the pregnancy is mine u will deliver safe nd sound but if it's not mine on ur day of delivery u will die painfully without giving birth.
nonsense!!
How can someone get pregnant within 3 days?

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Re: I'm I Been Played?? by Happiboispot(m): 12:10pm On Oct 06, 2022
Streetmovement:
Wotoporiously cool speaking

They Gon pin shit on you cuz your ignorance

In all your doings endeavour not to be ignorant.

You have a phone and google in it that's the cheapest you could have gone to find out shit for yourself rather than come here to lament.

Gone are the days women use to threaten niggas with pregnancy except na just money factor and you're still under your parents.

A nigga like me if you tell me you're pregnant I will just laugh especially if I know it's not mine cuz you'll be left alone to proof it, na you go dey beg me sef with your lying ass

That pregnancy is not yours man except there's something you're not telling us

I can show you every proof that I'm not telling a lie here
Re: I'm I Been Played?? by Jeon(f): 12:59pm On Oct 06, 2022
Congratulations

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Re: I'm I Been Played?? by oazeez1991(m): 1:36pm On Oct 06, 2022
SyrusdeHansome:
This is what u shud do: (1) call her to come over 2ur place dis evening nd b4 she comes look 4 anything that looks fetish with a black nd a red material tied around it. (2) wen she comes make her very com4table, serve her drink or food nd make her com4table. (3) Bring out the material, look at her with all amount of seriousness nd tell her the origin nd what the fetish material stands for using this words: babe i'm very happy to learn that u're pregnant 4 me but in my family we don't just accept pregnancy, so to avoid fathering other pple's children my ancestors made this thing to discourage women frm using pregnancy to lie to men. Babe am not disputing the fact that u're pregnant 4 me but i have to follow my family's custom and tradition, 4 me 2 take full responsibility of this pregnancy u have to place ur tongue on it nd after place the material on ur belly. If the pregnancy is mine u will deliver safe nd sound but if it's not mine on ur day of delivery u will die painfully without giving birth.

Chai! U be wicketh wike o grin
Re: I'm I Been Played?? by SyrusdeHansome(m): 1:58pm On Oct 06, 2022
oazeez1991:

Chai! U be wicketh wike o grin
Bros na advice na
Re: I'm I Been Played?? by AKWATGOLD1(m): 2:12pm On Oct 06, 2022
No be you get the pregnancy. After birth, do DNA test. Maybe, midwife nurse in the house will explain better.
Happiboispot:
So I had this girl we really close we had sex couples of times so I stop having sex with her Just for reasons best known to me so fast forward to to this Monday she called for me to come over
So I meet her at the shop in the evening we chatted a little then she start all the romance and stuffs I'm not a saint but I resist her until I couldn't we had sex unprotected until she called that she having symptoms of pregnancy yesterday I got pregnancy test kit then figure out shes really pregnant
Is really possible to get pregnant in three days??

Abeg you can critcise me buh just answer the question please

Noted I'm not afraid of taking responsibility I just want to be sure I'm not the fool here
Re: I'm I Been Played?? by Jmarjr(m): 3:00pm On Oct 06, 2022
3 days? 100% impossible. No ovulation, no pregnancy!
Re: I'm I Been Played?? by Streetmovement(m): 3:14pm On Oct 06, 2022
Happiboispot:


I can show you every proof that I'm not telling a lie here


Wotoporiously cool speaking

Prove to her instead
Re: I'm I Been Played?? by akwesenana: 4:01pm On Oct 06, 2022
The don defraud this one paterniticaly grin

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Re: I'm I Been Played?? by Bouncing2(m): 4:06pm On Oct 06, 2022
3 days!!!??

No,,it can't be you..


Pregnancy can only be detected after a period of 7-12 days..


Nah,,it can't be you bro
Re: I'm I Been Played?? by Nobody: 4:44pm On Oct 06, 2022
OP, for that home test to detect pregnancy, it means that the embryo has already been implanted, the placenta has been formed & the placenta has started secreting hcG(which is the pregnancy hormone - human chorionic gonadotropin) and this hcG is not at detectable levels in urine until 7 to 14 days after fertilization.

Even in Rats whose average gestation time is just 21 to 23 days, pregnancy can be detected only after 1 week. How much more a human being.

That lady is lying, it is medically & naturally impossible for her or any human for that matter to test positive within 3 days. However, If she insists, then take her for an ultrasound(which actually shows how old the pregnancy is) and not a mere pregnancy test(which only shows if she is pregnant or not). Then watch how her castle of lies crumble..
PS- make a mental note of the dates & keep records too cuz there's no telling how far such a liar would go.

Happiboispot:
So I had this girl we really close we had sex couples of times so I stop having sex with her Just for reasons best known to me so fast forward to to this Monday she called for me to come over
So I meet her at the shop in the evening we chatted a little then she start all the romance and stuffs I'm not a saint but I resist her until I couldn't we had sex unprotected until she called that she having symptoms of pregnancy yesterday I got pregnancy test kit then figure out shes really pregnant
Is really possible to get pregnant in three days??

Abeg you can critcise me buh just answer the question please

Noted I'm not afraid of taking responsibility I just want to be sure I'm not the fool here

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Re: I'm I Been Played?? by marlow1962(m): 4:52pm On Oct 06, 2022
Not urs
Re: I'm I Been Played?? by Kiddogarcia(m): 5:18pm On Oct 06, 2022
What do I know,sma gold don cost sha.
But three days pregnancy biti bawo.
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Re: I'm I Been Played?? by Dandyyyy: 5:20pm On Oct 06, 2022
If you are doubting the reality why not cross examine it through her monthly period?This will go a long way
Re: I'm I Been Played?? by advanceDNA: 5:28pm On Oct 06, 2022
Happiboispot:


Abeg anwer the question I'm I really responsible it's not three days yet sef


U are just a fall guy.....paternity fraud loading

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Re: I'm I Been Played?? by advanceDNA: 5:30pm On Oct 06, 2022
SyrusdeHansome:
This is what u shud do: (1) call her to come over 2ur place dis evening nd b4 she comes look 4 anything that looks fetish with a black nd a red material tied around it. (2) wen she comes make her very com4table, serve her drink or food nd make her com4table. (3) Bring out the material, look at her with all amount of seriousness nd tell her the origin nd what the fetish material stands for using this words: babe i'm very happy to learn that u're pregnant 4 me but in my family we don't just accept pregnancy, so to avoid fathering other pple's children my ancestors made this thing to discourage women frm using pregnancy to lie to men. Babe am not disputing the fact that u're pregnant 4 me but i have to follow my family's custom and tradition, so 4 me 2 take full responsibility of this pregnancy u have to place ur tongue on it nd after place the material on ur belly. If the pregnancy is mine u will deliver safe nd sound but if it's not mine on ur day of delivery u will die painfully without giving birth.

This is no longer vawulence...this is demonic grin
Re: I'm I Been Played?? by seanwilliam(m): 5:50pm On Oct 06, 2022
SyrusdeHansome:
This is what u shud do: (1) call her to come over 2ur place dis evening nd b4 she comes look 4 anything that looks fetish with a black nd a red material tied around it. (2) wen she comes make her very com4table, serve her drink or food nd make her com4table. (3) Bring out the material, look at her with all amount of seriousness nd tell her the origin nd what the fetish material stands for using this words: babe i'm very happy to learn that u're pregnant 4 me but in my family we don't just accept pregnancy, so to avoid fathering other pple's children my ancestors made this thing to discourage women frm using pregnancy to lie to men. Babe am not disputing the fact that u're pregnant 4 me but i have to follow my family's custom and tradition, so 4 me 2 take full responsibility of this pregnancy u have to place ur tongue on it nd after place the material on ur belly. If the pregnancy is mine u will deliver safe nd sound but if it's not mine on ur day of delivery u will die painfully without giving birth.
hmmm gbayi OG. Thanks so much for this .
Re: I'm I Been Played?? by SyrusdeHansome(m): 5:55pm On Oct 06, 2022
seanwilliam:
hmmm gbayi OG. Thanks so much for this .
She will run if the pregnancy isn't urs
Re: I'm I Been Played?? by detectivejones: 6:15pm On Oct 06, 2022
There is no way a woman can get pregnant in just 3days, she's about roping you with a baby she obviously doesn't know the father. The girl sef is not smart mtcheww
Re: I'm I Been Played?? by Tmberwolf1: 6:28pm On Oct 06, 2022
Candidlady:
sad

Did you guys have sex or not

Yes you guys did


Did you have unprotected sex with her or not


Yes you guys had unprotected sex


Bros that kid in her is yours... own up.. broke dudes ain't suppose to have erection it should be a taboo

lies they this your post...

you stopped having sex with her for a reason best known to you.. you sounded like it over weeks you chose no to have sex with her.. only for you to say it just three days ago.. oga you are ment


Modified : whose/who's feet is that on that whatsapp wallpaper. .. looks like a em brown roof ladies feet ::::::yuck:::::
Why is your thought process always in reverse?? How can a woman detect pregnancy after 3 days??! It's obvious the pregnancy isn't his, but your bias and hate for men isn't going to make you see the obvious play at hand.

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