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Re: How Pastor Slept With My Mother With Promise Of Automatic Ticket To Heaven by Spwonders(m): 7:46pm On Nov 02, 2022
The world is evil.....

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Re: How Pastor Slept With My Mother With Promise Of Automatic Ticket To Heaven by Lumig: 7:47pm On Nov 02, 2022
I don't even know what to call your mother
Re: How Pastor Slept With My Mother With Promise Of Automatic Ticket To Heaven by armyofone(m): 7:47pm On Nov 02, 2022
Righteousness2:
Pastor, apostle, Prophet, reverend and all that are titles.
The fact that someone bears Pastor does not mean you fall for whatever he or she says.

If you know the word of GOD,the Holy Bible, then you know what is wrong or right.
Let the Word of GOD be your guide.

The Nigerian church is on another level. The hypocrisy of twisting the Bible is mind blowing! Yet the people follow on. You hardly see or hear them preaching about the ills of the society or community. They only know how to instill fear on their followers.
You don't have enough money to eat - but will buy the prophet and priest live chicken!
Common, cook that chicken and enjoy!

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Re: How Pastor Slept With My Mother With Promise Of Automatic Ticket To Heaven by kingyakos: 7:48pm On Nov 02, 2022
HarlequinLekex:


Legit



Ur mother is a fool
Re: How Pastor Slept With My Mother With Promise Of Automatic Ticket To Heaven by SugarGirl44(f): 7:48pm On Nov 02, 2022
Pastor??
Hehehe, anybody who still falls for those con artists should blame him/herself.
They’ve proven over and over who they truly are.

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Re: How Pastor Slept With My Mother With Promise Of Automatic Ticket To Heaven by LagosIsForIgbos: 7:48pm On Nov 02, 2022
gentleman82:
Repent now of your sinful evil ways to avoid spending your eternity in hell fire after you die. Jesus Christ love and warns you to repent and convert now to Christianity to avoid hell fire. Only Jesus Christ can save you by his death on the cross and his blood which washes away your sins, any other ways ( Islam, paganism, Hinduism, atheism, etc) can not save you. Be wise while you still have the chance accept Jesus Christ now and save your soul from hell. Be wiser than Satan and follow the one true God. This is the eternal truth from the spiritual realm. Without Jesus Christ in your life it feels empty like death.

I never knew your likes roam the earth. But I'll assure you that you will be withered like the leper's hand.


Watch what you say.
Re: How Pastor Slept With My Mother With Promise Of Automatic Ticket To Heaven by BlackMan6969(m): 7:49pm On Nov 02, 2022
It's not the pastor's fault. It was your mama's ignorance that made her to fall prey. When we all study the Bible 4 our selves, non of us can b decived by any false pastor. But the shear laziness 4rm us, to seek knowledge is the reason y we fall prey. For it is written, my people perish 4 lack of knowledge.
Re: How Pastor Slept With My Mother With Promise Of Automatic Ticket To Heaven by Proudlyomonna: 7:49pm On Nov 02, 2022
Your mama na loosed woman,she no get value for herself.

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Re: How Pastor Slept With My Mother With Promise Of Automatic Ticket To Heaven by Sleekfingers: 7:49pm On Nov 02, 2022
That's Nigerian pastor for you. Most Nigerian ladies see their pastors has God. If their pastor say make dem open toto for anointing, they won't hesitate. Come go open yakata......i spit
Re: How Pastor Slept With My Mother With Promise Of Automatic Ticket To Heaven by Mandesz(m): 7:50pm On Nov 02, 2022
HarlequinLekex:


Legit
Pastor ia a human being. Yo mother is just bin stupid
Re: How Pastor Slept With My Mother With Promise Of Automatic Ticket To Heaven by Regladoj: 7:50pm On Nov 02, 2022
The media knows unless they put the word pastor nobody would click who doesn’t know that people like this cannot be a pastor

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Re: How Pastor Slept With My Mother With Promise Of Automatic Ticket To Heaven by peacettw: 7:51pm On Nov 02, 2022
I have decided to bring up my kids to think for themselves.

Never will I allow them believe that another human being with lesser IQ will hoodwink them into believing some bullshit
Re: How Pastor Slept With My Mother With Promise Of Automatic Ticket To Heaven by Nobody: 7:51pm On Nov 02, 2022
For those of you that think being a pastor or religious leader means they can easily win over temptation, you are ignorant of the power of the flesh which constantly fight the spirit.
Temptation or sin is no respecter of anybody irrespective of your level in the things of God. The bible recorded that after the devil tempted Jesus and failed, he left him for a while.

@OP, your mum was just a victim of circumstance, but did she introduce you to your father?

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Re: How Pastor Slept With My Mother With Promise Of Automatic Ticket To Heaven by Gboy1026: 7:51pm On Nov 02, 2022
JustStupidity:
The truth is that if she believes she'll make heaven after sleeping with the pastor, definitely she'll make it because the scripture made us to understand that faith is everything.

With faith, we can move mountains.

Do you know that you and I can move a house in lekki to badagry with faith
Abeg bro u fit help me move my house from Asaba to Banana island and also turn it too mansion.

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Re: How Pastor Slept With My Mother With Promise Of Automatic Ticket To Heaven by deavicky(m): 7:52pm On Nov 02, 2022
richeeyo:
Go check your mom, she likes gbola, who does that
honestly if how can someone tell sinful act will grant u express ticket to heaven. After she stayed away from church because of the same thing by a pastor that produces oops.
Re: How Pastor Slept With My Mother With Promise Of Automatic Ticket To Heaven by DaveHarry(m): 7:52pm On Nov 02, 2022
There is no God anywhere.
Re: How Pastor Slept With My Mother With Promise Of Automatic Ticket To Heaven by LagosIsForIgbos: 7:52pm On Nov 02, 2022
hopefulLandlord:
This person's mum might be in heaven presently so I don't understand why this has to be brought here or have they gone to heaven and she's not there?

Christians should be very watchful of their utterances against the pastor in question as Yahweh works in mysterious ways and his wisdom looks like foolishness unto man.

Yahweh once told the Israelites to kill all midianites but keep young virgin girls as war booty. This sounds wrong to us but whatever Yahweh commands is wise even if it looks wrong in our limited knowledge he has his reasons

Yahweh figuratively destroyed Saul for not totally destroying the Amalekites

Yahweh once told Ezekiel to eat bread baked with human shiit

Same way Yahweh sent lying spirits to Ahab's prophets. This also sounds wrong to us but he has his reasons we aren't privy to and he answers to no one

Yahweh also hardened Pharaoh's heart while using that as opportunity to send more plagues and kill innocent people until all firstborn sons of the Egyptians are dead. This also sounds cruel but that's Yahweh showing us his loving power and nobody should question him

Yahweh struck Onan dead for refusing to cum into his brother's wife's vagyna



its possible Yahweh instructed these pastor to do what he did and Yahweh might have his reasons so we should not use our limited knowledge to judge what a man talking to a being of unlimited knowledge does. Beware not to bring a curse upon your lives and future generations by attacking a true men of Yahweh

Oga keep quiet. God works in logical ways, not mysterious ways.

If I give you shit to eat with bread, can you do it?

If I kill the male children and take your virgin daughters as spoils, will you be happy in your grave?

If I tell you things to harden your heart, and you kill your offsprings, will you do it?

Guy, stop behaving like a monkey. Evil is evil, AND MUST BE CONDEMNED!

GOD IS NOT TO BE MOCKED.
Re: How Pastor Slept With My Mother With Promise Of Automatic Ticket To Heaven by BRATISLAVA: 7:53pm On Nov 02, 2022
detectivejones:
Women are easy to scam by these bandits in suits and robes, that is why the population of women in prayer houses and churches outnumber the men.

It's easy to say they like going to churches, but you have decided to ignore the societal reasons why. With all the mockery Nigerian women face, why wouldn't they be in churches? When they are told they will be old and doomed if they aren't married by 26, why won't they be in churches trying to reverse it?

Just the other day a 32 year old woman opened a thread because she was being pressured to marry a man she didn't love, by his pastor. Why do you think she was in a church in the first place? Her major concern was that she was at a "marriageable age". The snake used it as an opportunity to try and manipulate her into marrying a destroyed man by claiming he heard it from his god.

Until the society of men stop pressuring women when their husbands are infertile, when they aren't married at 26, when they don't get children in their first year of marriage, it will continue. Women don't like churches, but I can see that Nigerian women are pushed into the places.

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Re: How Pastor Slept With My Mother With Promise Of Automatic Ticket To Heaven by Thebigheart: 7:55pm On Nov 02, 2022
What if this story was cooked up?
Re: How Pastor Slept With My Mother With Promise Of Automatic Ticket To Heaven by Johel(m): 7:55pm On Nov 02, 2022
HarlequinLekex:


Legit


Your mama sef ehn...but make I no talk Sha.
Re: How Pastor Slept With My Mother With Promise Of Automatic Ticket To Heaven by Goodman247: 7:55pm On Nov 02, 2022
Fake stories, lamba
Re: How Pastor Slept With My Mother With Promise Of Automatic Ticket To Heaven by TheGift: 7:56pm On Nov 02, 2022
HarlequinLekex:


Legit

The headline should be "How a FAKE Pastor slept with my Mum " only a fake one will use heaven to get sex from the members of His "flock".

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Re: How Pastor Slept With My Mother With Promise Of Automatic Ticket To Heaven by Igboslayer: 7:57pm On Nov 02, 2022
Passing personal opinions as spiritual wisdom This is where the pastors begins their fraud.
Re: How Pastor Slept With My Mother With Promise Of Automatic Ticket To Heaven by ednut1(m): 7:57pm On Nov 02, 2022
Women are naturally gullible when it comes to religion

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Re: How Pastor Slept With My Mother With Promise Of Automatic Ticket To Heaven by ZooOga: 7:57pm On Nov 02, 2022
lereinter:


The title of this thread doesn't correspond to the storyline

Oga, did you not know by now that we may have some low budget- semi literate mods posting these FP headlines? cheesy
Re: How Pastor Slept With My Mother With Promise Of Automatic Ticket To Heaven by Enkidu70: 7:58pm On Nov 02, 2022
HarlequinLekex:


Legit

Now this is heartbreaking
Re: How Pastor Slept With My Mother With Promise Of Automatic Ticket To Heaven by Starz825(m): 7:59pm On Nov 02, 2022
hopefulLandlord:
This person's mum might be in heaven presently so I don't understand why this has to be brought here or have they gone to heaven and she's not there?

Christians should be very watchful of their utterances against the pastor in question as Yahweh works in mysterious ways and his wisdom looks like foolishness unto man.

Yahweh once told the Israelites to kill all midianites but keep young virgin girls as war booty. This sounds wrong to us but whatever Yahweh commands is wise even if it looks wrong in our limited knowledge he has his reasons

Yahweh figuratively destroyed Saul for not totally destroying the Amalekites

Yahweh once told Ezekiel to eat bread baked with human shiit

Same way Yahweh sent lying spirits to Ahab's prophets. This also sounds wrong to us but he has his reasons we aren't privy to and he answers to no one

Yahweh also hardened Pharaoh's heart while using that as opportunity to send more plagues and kill innocent people until all firstborn sons of the Egyptians are dead. This also sounds cruel but that's Yahweh showing us his loving power and nobody should question him

Yahweh struck Onan dead for refusing to cum into his brother's wife's vagyna



its possible Yahweh instructed these pastor to do what he did and Yahweh might have his reasons so we should not use our limited knowledge to judge what a man talking to a being of unlimited knowledge does. Beware not to bring a curse upon your lives and future generations by attacking a true men of Yahweh
Oga...you made a lot of sense but you see that last paragraph....
Take it away .....take it away....I repeat
Automatic ticket to heaven via sex...is absolutely false....

For God so loved the world that HE GAVE HIS ONLY BEGOTTEN SON THAT WHOSOEVER BELIEVETH WE RECEIVE ETERNAL LIFE....
That's the automatic ticket to heaven....
So God didn't send the pastor..

JESUS HIMSELF confirmed it... beware of false prophet...

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Re: How Pastor Slept With My Mother With Promise Of Automatic Ticket To Heaven by TheGift: 8:00pm On Nov 02, 2022
ednut1:
Women are naturally gullible when it comes to religion

This one done pass gullibiiity, it is closer to sheer stupidity and intense Idiocy coupled with a hardened hearted hypocrisy.
Re: How Pastor Slept With My Mother With Promise Of Automatic Ticket To Heaven by INVINCIBLECSP1(m): 8:01pm On Nov 02, 2022
Righteousness2:
Pastor, apostle, Prophet, reverend and all that are titles.
The fact that someone bears Pastor does not mean you fall for whatever he or she says.

If you know the word of GOD,the Holy Bible, then you know what is wrong or right.
Let the Word of GOD be your guide.
Psalm 119:105
On point bro. Or this will happen.

2 Peter 2:1 But there were false prophets also among the people, even as there shall be false teachers among you, who privily shall bring in damnable heresies, even denying the Lord that bought them, and bring upon themselves swift destruction. 2:2 And many shall follow their pernicious ways; by reason of whom the way of truth shall be evil spoken of. 2:3 And through covetousness shall they with feigned words make merchandise of you: whose judgment now of a long time lingereth not, and their damnation slumbereth not.

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Re: How Pastor Slept With My Mother With Promise Of Automatic Ticket To Heaven by ZooOga: 8:01pm On Nov 02, 2022
Lumig:
I don't even know what to call your mother

Try pastor-bleeper but with the f-word. cheesy
Re: How Pastor Slept With My Mother With Promise Of Automatic Ticket To Heaven by Raymond247(m): 8:01pm On Nov 02, 2022
HarlequinLekex:


Legit


See I no blame the pastor o. Na your mama way Bleep hungry I blame! I'm this civilized dispensation, someone would still be using such cheap tactics to kpake your momsy, yet she still accept. Who don Bleep enter heaven self, if I may ask?
Re: How Pastor Slept With My Mother With Promise Of Automatic Ticket To Heaven by Imka: 8:02pm On Nov 02, 2022
[quote author=hopefulLandlord post=118075382][/quote]


You're an utterly ignorant and senseless Christian with zero knowledge of the word of God, come on here quoting scripture as though you have and idea what you're typing. You're a fool and I pity you and those like you who read without understanding. Don't attribute to God what Satan did, or acts of men, to God. God never killed anyone and never emasculated anyone, but you won't know or understand that, because you follow the deceiver, your father, Satan.

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