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Re: How Pastor Slept With My Mother With Promise Of Automatic Ticket To Heaven by Odebayo4010(m): 8:19pm On Nov 02, 2022
DavidEsq:

If u knew he word of God, u would realize that Pastor, deacon, bishop ain't in the bible. It was smuggled in and the very same bible reveals this truth.

can you please tell me the verse?
Re: How Pastor Slept With My Mother With Promise Of Automatic Ticket To Heaven by Nobody: 8:20pm On Nov 02, 2022
marwanafrica:


i am not the addmin please but i feel the reason why the addmins made it so is that christains insult Islam more,hardly will you see a muslim abusing christainity the way some of you guys are doing
Some muslims do abuse pastors and Christians on this forum too.
Re: How Pastor Slept With My Mother With Promise Of Automatic Ticket To Heaven by latolz: 8:21pm On Nov 02, 2022
Then she must me spiritually ignorant and physically gaulible
Re: How Pastor Slept With My Mother With Promise Of Automatic Ticket To Heaven by pacificom: 8:22pm On Nov 02, 2022
richeeyo:
Go check your mom, she likes gbola, who does that
Tru talk !
Re: How Pastor Slept With My Mother With Promise Of Automatic Ticket To Heaven by RestructureNig1: 8:23pm On Nov 02, 2022
IgweBUIKE1:
pls shut it... The world already is a troubled place... Man of God my ass
May God have mercy on you
Re: How Pastor Slept With My Mother With Promise Of Automatic Ticket To Heaven by maasoap(m): 8:23pm On Nov 02, 2022
seguno2:


Can that be why Emilokan Tinubu cursed Christians as church rats who eat poisoned Holy Communion?
Did the Asiwaju agberos take the joke too far to show that he has absolutely no regard for Christians

Church rats are church rats, when did Christians become equivalent to church rats? You guys just like vawulence
Re: How Pastor Slept With My Mother With Promise Of Automatic Ticket To Heaven by Caseywilliams(m): 8:23pm On Nov 02, 2022
[quote author=hopefulLandlord post=118076412]

God's ways are highly mysterious


Who's arguing about that one... My own is... First call a spade a spade, y'all should stop defending all this men of God when they commit Attrocities.. If nah ordinary man nw run am nah to condemn am carry stone _stone am to death. undecided undecided
Re: How Pastor Slept With My Mother With Promise Of Automatic Ticket To Heaven by capnies: 8:23pm On Nov 02, 2022
hopefulLandlord:
This person's mum might be in heaven presently so I don't understand why this has to be brought here or have they gone to heaven and she's not there?

Christians should be very watchful of their utterances against the pastor in question as Yahweh works in mysterious ways and his wisdom looks like foolishness unto man.

Yahweh once told the Israelites to kill all midianites but keep young virgin girls as war booty. This sounds wrong to us but whatever Yahweh commands is wise even if it looks wrong in our limited knowledge he has his reasons

Yahweh figuratively destroyed Saul for not totally destroying the Amalekites

Yahweh once told Ezekiel to eat bread baked with human shiit

Same way Yahweh sent lying spirits to Ahab's prophets. This also sounds wrong to us but he has his reasons we aren't privy to and he answers to no one

Yahweh also hardened Pharaoh's heart while using that as opportunity to send more plagues and kill innocent people until all firstborn sons of the Egyptians are dead. This also sounds cruel but that's Yahweh showing us his loving power and nobody should question him

Yahweh struck Onan dead for refusing to cum into his brother's wife's vagyna



its possible Yahweh instructed these pastor to do what he did and Yahweh might have his reasons so we should not use our limited knowledge to judge what a man talking to a being of unlimited knowledge does. Beware not to bring a curse upon your lives and future generations by attacking a true men of Yahweh

I WOULD HAVE SAID YOU'RE MAD BUT YOUR NOT
USE JESUS AS EXAMPLE WE ARE CHRISTIANS
Re: How Pastor Slept With My Mother With Promise Of Automatic Ticket To Heaven by omojeesu(m): 8:24pm On Nov 02, 2022
Fake pastor
Re: How Pastor Slept With My Mother With Promise Of Automatic Ticket To Heaven by descarado: 8:24pm On Nov 02, 2022
armyofone:


The Nigerian church is on another level. The hypocrisy of twisting the Bible is mind blowing! Yet the people follow on. You hardly see or hear them preaching about the ills of the society or community. They only know how to instill fear on their followers.
You don't have enough money to eat - but will buy the prophet and priest live chicken!
Common, cook that chicken and enjoy!

See church matter for naija, I don comot hands. Its not only Nigerians. I think Kenyans are crazier cheesy
The level they are in is where Nigerians were like 15 yrs ago. So they need to catch up. Once they start, my brain will switch off and my answers will be robotic. Infact, as far as religion is concerned especially Christianity in sub saharan Africa, they look up to us. We are modern and sophisticated grin

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Re: How Pastor Slept With My Mother With Promise Of Automatic Ticket To Heaven by HolyMan12: 8:24pm On Nov 02, 2022
hopefulLandlord:
Yahweh struck Onan dead for refusing to cum into his brother's wife's vagyna

grin grin grin
Re: How Pastor Slept With My Mother With Promise Of Automatic Ticket To Heaven by Caseywilliams(m): 8:25pm On Nov 02, 2022
[quote author=Batam post=118076663]
Some muslims do abuse pastors and Christians on this forum too.



So which set of people goes biserk and physical when tantrums are thrown at each other??
No be religion of piss?
Re: How Pastor Slept With My Mother With Promise Of Automatic Ticket To Heaven by ProfessorAlex: 8:25pm On Nov 02, 2022
Righteousness2:
Pastor, apostle, Prophet, reverend and all that are titles.
The fact that someone bears Pastor does not mean you fall for whatever he or she says.

If you know the word of GOD,the Holy Bible, then you know what is wrong or right.
Let the Word of GOD be your guide.
But still whenever men of God are called out you'll still come here and defend them.
Re: How Pastor Slept With My Mother With Promise Of Automatic Ticket To Heaven by pacificom: 8:27pm On Nov 02, 2022
I guess you MoMA self like shaggin'
Re: How Pastor Slept With My Mother With Promise Of Automatic Ticket To Heaven by SubPlot: 8:27pm On Nov 02, 2022
The woman actually wanted to commune in the other room with her god of men achieve heavenly bliss ( with him) not the heaven of the Bible.

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Re: How Pastor Slept With My Mother With Promise Of Automatic Ticket To Heaven by Nobody: 8:29pm On Nov 02, 2022
shame on this pastor he is a disgrace to pastorhood
Re: How Pastor Slept With My Mother With Promise Of Automatic Ticket To Heaven by Philomath1212: 8:29pm On Nov 02, 2022
hopefulLandlord:
.

I'm not an atheist but seriously you made points with all you mentioned here ooo

Maybe all those men of god are taking instructions from above truly oooo, who knows?
Re: How Pastor Slept With My Mother With Promise Of Automatic Ticket To Heaven by Annahh(f): 8:30pm On Nov 02, 2022
That's why it's good to stay with the scriptures so that no man can decieve you. No pastor can tell me to sleep with him for me to make heaven, heaven that is my home already cause I am saved eternally, who made you heaven gatekeeper. Gullibility is bad Kai

2 Timothy 3:13
[13]But evil men and seducers shall wax worse and worse, deceiving, and being deceived.
Re: How Pastor Slept With My Mother With Promise Of Automatic Ticket To Heaven by hopefulLandlord: 8:30pm On Nov 02, 2022
Caseywilliams:
Who's arguing about that one... My own is... First call a spade a spade, y'all should stop defending all this men of God when they commit Attrocities.. If nah ordinary man nw run am nah to condemn am carry stone _stone am to death.
these men of God might've done these things under orders from Yahweh
Re: How Pastor Slept With My Mother With Promise Of Automatic Ticket To Heaven by Siscooh: 8:31pm On Nov 02, 2022
HarlequinLekex:


Legit


SAY Your worst Jesus is Lord!!

You know that not everyone is a fake clergyman
Re: How Pastor Slept With My Mother With Promise Of Automatic Ticket To Heaven by hopefulLandlord: 8:31pm On Nov 02, 2022
LagosIsForIgbos:

Nobody, NO MORTAL can be like God.
we should still strive for it
Re: How Pastor Slept With My Mother With Promise Of Automatic Ticket To Heaven by DryMouth: 8:31pm On Nov 02, 2022
triple996:
Christianity is fast becoming already a joke undecided
Re: How Pastor Slept With My Mother With Promise Of Automatic Ticket To Heaven by hopefulLandlord: 8:31pm On Nov 02, 2022
Philomath1212:


I'm not an atheist but seriously you made points with all you mentioned here ooo

Maybe all those men of god are taking instructions from above truly oooo, who knows?

Thanks
Re: How Pastor Slept With My Mother With Promise Of Automatic Ticket To Heaven by oyeb15: 8:32pm On Nov 02, 2022
Christianity is a scam
Re: How Pastor Slept With My Mother With Promise Of Automatic Ticket To Heaven by Annahh(f): 8:32pm On Nov 02, 2022
triple996:
Christianity is fast becoming a joke undecided
It will never and can never be a joke. Not even false pastors will be able to do so.
Re: How Pastor Slept With My Mother With Promise Of Automatic Ticket To Heaven by Osariemen12: 8:33pm On Nov 02, 2022
Your mother is a prostitute. Many things are going on in these new generation churches, mostly RCCG and Winners.
Re: How Pastor Slept With My Mother With Promise Of Automatic Ticket To Heaven by Caseywilliams(m): 8:33pm On Nov 02, 2022
[quote author=Philomath1212 post=118076870]

I'm not an atheist but seriously you made points with all you mentioned here ooo

Maybe all those men of god are taking instructions from above truly oooo, who know.



So if nah your own wife man of God come sleep with am... Telling you it was a prophecy from God. You gonna buy that nonsense defence mechanism??
Re: How Pastor Slept With My Mother With Promise Of Automatic Ticket To Heaven by ayinba1(f): 8:33pm On Nov 02, 2022
neonly:
Dat one church facilite in destroying my own marriage too
Though my union had shackes ground o but they come really help to destroy it finish
But me am happy now sha at least my future is ahead of me not from one useless pastor
When pastor mess up u go hear he is human too
If they want to exploit you they will say listen to d man of God he represents God
Though am not a Muslim but that religion still have morals that pastors is just for der sucide and bombing they make me fear them

Please try to read the Quran. If someone is performing suicide and bombing, they are going against the teachings of Islam. You should seek the truth to set your heart free and to be at peace with your Creator and the created.

Salaam

They were English translations as well as other translations.
Re: How Pastor Slept With My Mother With Promise Of Automatic Ticket To Heaven by charlesremigius(m): 8:34pm On Nov 02, 2022
Some women doesn't deserve to be called women shameless people everywhere
Re: How Pastor Slept With My Mother With Promise Of Automatic Ticket To Heaven by Nobody: 8:34pm On Nov 02, 2022
The bible is very clear on how to get to heaven...and it has nothing to do with sleeping with the pastor or cleric.

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Re: How Pastor Slept With My Mother With Promise Of Automatic Ticket To Heaven by blueAgent(m): 8:35pm On Nov 02, 2022
The woman is a fool.
I don't blame the useless pastor.
Re: How Pastor Slept With My Mother With Promise Of Automatic Ticket To Heaven by HeadNigga: 8:37pm On Nov 02, 2022
LordReed:


So the pastor waka go the woman house go dey ask for puna but na the woman fault. E be like say puna starvation dey worry you. LoLz.
pastor toast am she gree. Why lie and make excuses

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