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Re: My 1-week Girlfriend Is About To Turn EX. by Urheadmaster(m): 11:20am On Nov 04, 2022
GoooodHardDick:
angry
Thinking of coming back to talk nonsense tongue undecided
Re: My 1-week Girlfriend Is About To Turn EX. by Candidlady: 11:22am On Nov 04, 2022
Zonefree:
grin grin

Shameless girl! She can't even afford N500.

Someone that can't convert her "intelligence" and "fluent English" into money is who you're stressing your life for ?

No Nigerian girl is worth your happiness. The earlier you discard that liability, the better for your sanity.
Almost everyday isit with a spliff in my hands hoping to strangle you to death

What if the stewpid op was lying

Okay he sends her 500 naira even the op is as broke as a church rat who sends 500 naira for what exactly

Crazy op crazy gf and crazy commenter
Re: My 1-week Girlfriend Is About To Turn EX. by JJuanMiguel: 11:22am On Nov 04, 2022
Loveisnotenough:
Wait o! How do people cope in a relationship? I swear being Single has more liberty. I've hooked myself to a big Jezebel.

How we met: At a friend's house. She liked me instantly and asked my friend for my number through WhatsApp. Then we started chatting.

Note: We had sex twice the day after we met but now she's forming CATWOMAN.

Pros:

Ability to speak English fluently
Has some Gangster babe vibes.

CONS:

Cannot Submit - She'll forever be right.

- She turns little discussion to arguments and anger.

- cannot care for a home. cannot do basic things in the house except when forced, like sweeping, laying of bed after sleep, this beach cannot fry egg or cook anything other than rice.

- Someone we had sex last week now Find faults when I touch her. always talking that I'm forceful, I'm afraid of being accused of rape.

- She is rude but very jealous.

- She wants me to stop speaking our native language. We're same tribe from North region.

- she always want to identify as the most intelligent and richest in the room. Person way I day send even 500 for POS.

Can someone command get this thing outta my bed, She's sleeps till 10am everyday.

Una day try for relationship o.

Na God know when I go marry for this life.
Are you both Ebira?
Re: My 1-week Girlfriend Is About To Turn EX. by Johnames: 11:22am On Nov 04, 2022
Loveisnotenough:
Wait o! How do people cope in a relationship? I swear being Single has more liberty. I've hooked myself to a big Jezebel.

How we met: At a friend's house. She liked me instantly and asked my friend for my number through WhatsApp. Then we started chatting.

Note: We had sex twice the day after we met but now she's forming CATWOMAN.

Pros:

Ability to speak English fluently
Has some Gangster babe vibes.

CONS:

Cannot Submit - She'll forever be right.

- She turns little discussion to arguments and anger.

- cannot care for a home. cannot do basic things in the house except when forced, like sweeping, laying of bed after sleep, this beach cannot fry egg or cook anything other than rice.

- Someone we had sex last week now Find faults when I touch her. always talking that I'm forceful, I'm afraid of being accused of rape.

- She is rude but very jealous.

- She wants me to stop speaking our native language. We're same tribe from North region.

- she always want to identify as the most intelligent and richest in the room. Person way I day send even 500 for POS.

Can someone command get this thing outta my bed, She's sleeps till 10am everyday.

Una day try for relationship o.

Na God know when I go marry for this life.
h
Re: My 1-week Girlfriend Is About To Turn EX. by Doctorgid: 11:23am On Nov 04, 2022
Who tell you say she is your ex. Because say you don knack now, it is now part of your ex. You self no serious. One week relationship you dey add am to your ex. I can't even call a month relationship a ex.
Re: My 1-week Girlfriend Is About To Turn EX. by ImoleNaija: 11:23am On Nov 04, 2022
A 1-week relationship is more or less a friendship. I wonder how you got to know so much about her within the very short period.
Re: My 1-week Girlfriend Is About To Turn EX. by Terror48: 11:25am On Nov 04, 2022
Nah bc she no allow you
F*CK her again,that is why you are angry.
Re: My 1-week Girlfriend Is About To Turn EX. by obedience4(m): 11:26am On Nov 04, 2022
Candidlady:
Almost everyday isit with a spliff in my hands hoping to strangle you to death

What if the stewpid op was lying

Okay he sends her 500 naira even the op is as broke as a church rat who sends 500 naira for what exactly

Crazy op crazy gf and crazy commenter
Who marry you don enter one chance, abeg no curse me oo, cheesy
Re: My 1-week Girlfriend Is About To Turn EX. by skywolf28(m): 11:28am On Nov 04, 2022
Loveisnotenough:
Wait o! How do people cope in a relationship? I swear being Single has more liberty. I've hooked myself to a big Jezebel.

How we met: At a friend's house. She liked me instantly and asked my friend for my number through WhatsApp. Then we started chatting.

Note: We had sex twice the day after we met but now she's forming CATWOMAN.

Pros:

Ability to speak English fluently
Has some Gangster babe vibes.

CONS:

Cannot Submit - She'll forever be right.

- She turns little discussion to arguments and anger.

- cannot care for a home. cannot do basic things in the house except when forced, like sweeping, laying of bed after sleep, this beach cannot fry egg or cook anything other than rice.

- Someone we had sex last week now Find faults when I touch her. always talking that I'm forceful, I'm afraid of being accused of rape.

- She is rude but very jealous.

- She wants me to stop speaking our native language. We're same tribe from North region.

- she always want to identify as the most intelligent and richest in the room. Person way I day send even 500 for POS.

Can someone command get this thing outta my bed, She's sleeps till 10am everyday.

Una day try for relationship o.

Na God know when I go marry for this life.
All I can surmise here is that you are engaging in adulterous affair with who appears to be a hookup babe because na them no sabi anything except cook rice for client and sex
Re: My 1-week Girlfriend Is About To Turn EX. by Zonefree(m): 11:28am On Nov 04, 2022
Candidlady:
Almost everyday isit with a spliff in my hands hoping to strangle you to death

What if the stewpid op was lying

Okay he sends her 500 naira even the op is as broke as a church rat who sends 500 naira for what exactly

Crazy op crazy gf and crazy commenter
You're yet to strangle poverty out of your miserable life, na me Nwachukwu you wan strangle undecided

She requested for N500 and OP out of the benevolence of his heart sent the 5H. She's broke and wretched. She should leave relationship and concentrate more on how to be useful to herself and her community.
Re: My 1-week Girlfriend Is About To Turn EX. by Hassanmaye(m): 11:29am On Nov 04, 2022
Freelane33:
Love is not enough
Na madness Dem dey take cure madness
Hahahahhahah
Re: My 1-week Girlfriend Is About To Turn EX. by Hassanmaye(m): 11:29am On Nov 04, 2022
doggedfighter:
Book of lamentations.






.
Will you shut...
Re: My 1-week Girlfriend Is About To Turn EX. by Truthfulguy10: 11:30am On Nov 04, 2022
Loveisnotenough:
Wait o! How do people cope in a relationship? I swear being Single has more liberty. I've hooked myself to a big Jezebel.

How we met: At a friend's house. She liked me instantly and asked my friend for my number through WhatsApp. Then we started chatting.

Note: We had sex twice the day after we met but now she's forming CATWOMAN.

Pros:

Ability to speak English fluently
Has some Gangster babe vibes.

CONS:

Cannot Submit - She'll forever be right.

- She turns little discussion to arguments and anger.

- cannot care for a home. cannot do basic things in the house except when forced, like sweeping, laying of bed after sleep, this beach cannot fry egg or cook anything other than rice.

- Someone we had sex last week now Find faults when I touch her. always talking that I'm forceful, I'm afraid of being accused of rape.

- She is rude but very jealous.

- She wants me to stop speaking our native language. We're same tribe from North region.

- she always want to identify as the most intelligent and richest in the room. Person way I day send even 500 for POS.

Can someone command get this thing outta my bed, She's sleeps till 10am everyday.

Una day try for relationship o.

Na God know when I go marry for this life.
grin grin grin
Re: My 1-week Girlfriend Is About To Turn EX. by Candidlady: 11:30am On Nov 04, 2022
obedience4:
Who marry you don enter one chance, abeg no curse me oo, cheesy
Curse you why undecided

That dumbo is quick to ladies cheap and he busy jumping from one brothel to another


You hear em calling girls OLOSHO saying ipity who would marry those sex workers but then again is it not Someone that will marry those patronizing the so called sex workers


You men are just so pathetic
Re: My 1-week Girlfriend Is About To Turn EX. by Ebiskele: 11:30am On Nov 04, 2022
Bros your story no clear....within one week na she sleep your house....na you still take send her money for pos...all this drama is too much for one week na
Re: My 1-week Girlfriend Is About To Turn EX. by backtovillage: 11:31am On Nov 04, 2022
There is fire at the end of the tunnel, just continue wa gbadun e
Re: My 1-week Girlfriend Is About To Turn EX. by Tiheanacho(m): 11:32am On Nov 04, 2022
Akinzola:
Just 1 week gf, what do we say about a day marriage the.....?
Death ☠️
Re: My 1-week Girlfriend Is About To Turn EX. by brightDdon(m): 11:33am On Nov 04, 2022
Starz825:
He say she is rude but jealous....

Rudeness and jealousy na bad thing grin

There is a always a reason why people want you for marriage or relationship....

Endeavor to find out before committing to them...(note: don't ask them directly, just find out)

Very important....

I once dated one lady that only wanted a relationship because she doesn't have a comfortable place to stay...she was perching with her friends and wasn't comfortable with them..
Even though she finds me attractive....the above was what she wanted the most....

So a relationship with somebody like that can never last if she eventually finds a better option....

Find out the reason why he or she likes you or want you for marriage.
Well written
Thanks.
Re: My 1-week Girlfriend Is About To Turn EX. by Trilz(m): 11:33am On Nov 04, 2022
Its good you didn't ignored the Red flag bro...

i do data entry-related jobs and I am good at it, please kindly check my signature for my contact.
Re: My 1-week Girlfriend Is About To Turn EX. by BoboKush(m): 11:34am On Nov 04, 2022
Wetin dey do u na the kpekus wey she dey hoard na him dey pain u pass
Re: My 1-week Girlfriend Is About To Turn EX. by Aliou007(m): 11:34am On Nov 04, 2022
grin wahala!
Loveisnotenough:
Wait o! How do people cope in a relationship? I swear being Single has more liberty. I've hooked myself to a big Jezebel.

How we met: At a friend's house. She liked me instantly and asked my friend for my number through WhatsApp. Then we started chatting.

Note: We had sex twice the day after we met but now she's forming CATWOMAN.

Pros:

Ability to speak English fluently
Has some Gangster babe vibes.

CONS:

Cannot Submit - She'll forever be right.

- She turns little discussion to arguments and anger.

- cannot care for a home. cannot do basic things in the house except when forced, like sweeping, laying of bed after sleep, this beach cannot fry egg or cook anything other than rice.

- Someone we had sex last week now Find faults when I touch her. always talking that I'm forceful, I'm afraid of being accused of rape.

- She is rude but very jealous.

- She wants me to stop speaking our native language. We're same tribe from North region.

- she always want to identify as the most intelligent and richest in the room. Person way I day send even 500 for POS.

Can someone command get this thing outta my bed, She's sleeps till 10am everyday.

Una day try for relationship o.

Na God know when I go marry for this life.
Re: My 1-week Girlfriend Is About To Turn EX. by ceeceeuwa: 11:35am On Nov 04, 2022
Loveisnotenough:
Wait o! How do people cope in a relationship? I swear being Single has more liberty. I've hooked myself to a big Jezebel.

How we met: At a friend's house. She liked me instantly and asked my friend for my number through WhatsApp. Then we started chatting.

Note: We had sex twice the day after we met but now she's forming CATWOMAN.

Pros:

Ability to speak English fluently
Has some Gangster babe vibes.

CONS:

Cannot Submit - She'll forever be right.

- She turns little discussion to arguments and anger.

- cannot care for a home. cannot do basic things in the house except when forced, like sweeping, laying of bed after sleep, this beach cannot fry egg or cook anything other than rice.

- Someone we had sex last week now Find faults when I touch her. always talking that I'm forceful, I'm afraid of being accused of rape.

- She is rude but very jealous.

- She wants me to stop speaking our native language. We're same tribe from North region.

- she always want to identify as the most intelligent and richest in the room. Person way I day send even 500 for POS.

Can someone command get this thing outta my bed, She's sleeps till 10am everyday.

Una day try for relationship o.

Na God know when I go marry for this life.
When you see a homely girl,you will say it is the one with "gang star" vibes you like. Abeg, carry your cross and go!
Re: My 1-week Girlfriend Is About To Turn EX. by Kobicove(m):
Loveisnotenough:
This one pass me o...
You don jam...now you know that truly "Love is not enough" grin
Re: My 1-week Girlfriend Is About To Turn EX. by Candidlady: 11:36am On Nov 04, 2022
Zonefree:
You're yet to strangle poverty out of your miserable life, na me Nwachukwu you wan strangle undecided

She requested for N500 and OP out of the benevolence of his heart sent the 5H. She's broke and wretched. She should leave relationship and concentrate more on how to be useful to herself and her community.
Lmao
Poverty kriss iknow you know better

Nah OP should be the one who should concentrate on making more money

Again who sends 500naira kai you men una don lose una value

Iknow you can actually do such thing for someone who goes bout borrowing his neighbors cylinder just to boil egg

Kai suffer is really bad
Re: My 1-week Girlfriend Is About To Turn EX. by Loveisnotenough(op):
Ebiskele:
Bros your story no clear....within one week na she sleep your house....na you still take send her money for pos...all this drama is too much for one week na
She is in my house currently...

I no be mumu na
Re: My 1-week Girlfriend Is About To Turn EX. by brightDdon(m): 11:36am On Nov 04, 2022
Starz825:
Not enough reason to stand as good especially when they like you for your physical attributes only

Are you the only black man in the world...

Na for there you suppose know say ...
Her likeness and relationship won't last
Brain just full your head.
Re: My 1-week Girlfriend Is About To Turn EX. by CrownLands(m): 11:37am On Nov 04, 2022
It is obvious that the relationship isn't based on love.

Neither of you share emotional bond to make it work. I must say, patience to try learn certain things about the other.

The attraction is just physical, which may soon lead to an early breakup.
Re: My 1-week Girlfriend Is About To Turn EX. by Praxis758: 11:38am On Nov 04, 2022
solomoni87:
Its a red flag. Don't go and enter one-chance like myself o
How?


Tell us
Re: My 1-week Girlfriend Is About To Turn EX. by fredoooooo: 11:38am On Nov 04, 2022
Congrats on to the next ... grin
Re: My 1-week Girlfriend Is About To Turn EX. by DaveHarry(m): 11:39am On Nov 04, 2022
That girl wan use you count scores. Just bear for 1 month hear?
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